Oriana: well hello there, are you here to give me your eternal soul as tribute?

no?

that's to fuckin bad cause I'm gonna take it anyway! HELL YEAH BITCHES

my name: is really Oriana (but you still wont find me assholes XD ) Vivian: She's crazzy

b-day: november 22 1996. remember that day...

Age: I'm really only 12 (which means I'm not supposed to be here)

RACE: black ass honey, well my mom is, my dad is german, and white.

where I live: in a house, in Miami, Florida(gated community suckers!)

any way I'm done

i'll add more later

i love narusasu

then comes Neji and Gaara

my fave people ever are:

Abigail V. AKA Sarutobi from Tsukaro and Sarutobi

MY PAPA (ever heard of incest.. JK YOU THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS?!)

Andrew Quintana he's so cute

well thats it again

10/24/2009:

People & things I hate:

1. santa clause, because he never wrote back or gave me anything! not even a lousy lump of coal.(which i probably would've deserved

2. racist people

3. girls at school who think they own the world! (when im sure i do XD)

4. people who insult other people religions, especially my bff leilas (suni muslim) i once broke a dudes nose. and I LOVED IT

5. my 53 year old step dad, (creep) what WERE you doing marrying my 37 year old mother?

6. nazis, even though they were essentially kick-ass

7.The fact that my mom said yes.

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .

-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen. (I LOVE RAMEN! XD)

-Call your semester exam a chunin exam. (Does the annual inventory count?)

-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. (Yes, yes I do!)

-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.

-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books. (No, but I will from now on!)

-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. (God, they were soo sad and Sasuke was sooo cute! tears up)

-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. (Had to buy a new TV!)

-Put a picture of Sakura in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.

-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

-Can spout out a random character quote on command. (Dettebayo!--had to correct Dattebayo! and Troublesome!)

-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. (Taped if over the hole! It worked swell!)

-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.

-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more. (yes, yes I did and passed out before I could even reach the end!)

-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.

-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". (I'll never give up, its my way of the ninja!)

If more than 8 of these apply to you, put this somewhere for all to see, like your profile maybe

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Luthien Saralonde, Xiaahandrus, Zenerific1 (everyday for the last 3 months)

92 percent of the teenage population has switched to Rap. If you are in the 8 percent who still ROCKS, copy & paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or never mind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, HalfGhostPunk, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Luthien Saralonde, Xiaahandrus, Zenerific1

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.--I do the problem is that it's just automatic pilot that uses the your version instead of the you're same with their, there, and they're!

10/24/2009: omg im so over andrew, if you walk up to a guy tell him you like him, he should react more than, wanna play xbox live with me friday!! grrrrrrr. oh well at least the xbox was fun...

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10/25/2009: Also- I got these from Master of Toys, cause I thought they were super-funny!!

I've learned that with my driving, there are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. ~Anonymous

Only borrow money from pessimists: they don't expect it back. ~Anonymous

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Anonymous

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. ~Anonymous

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ~Anonymous

The world is full of oxygen thieves. ~a friend

I reject your reality and substitute my own. ~a friend

Life is like a spongebob episode, short and stupid ~ a friend

Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!- a friend

"As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'"- anonymous

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."- my friend

"A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those!"

"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."-anonymous

"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."- a friend

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions."

"Randomness is the base of conversation."

"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet."

"Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference."

"Do you know you're short?"- Thomas Ng

"why is the midget going to the evil place?" Thomas Ng watching LOTR

"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."

"It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion."-my mom. I used this to get out of wearing a school uniform xD

"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."

"Come my minions! Today we shall take over the cheese!"

"I'm Sakura! I can't do anything! I can't even run!"

"Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass."

"Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film."

"Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."

"When i put my hands in front of my eyes, you can't see me."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Therefore, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes."

Next thing is from Tesina Gela Gardner because I thought it was oh-so-awesome/true.

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD.

This I got from CrazyPurpleSage because I thought it was SUPER funny( and yet so true)-

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly whi ch part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you draw your favorite Naruto pairing so may times they start to look like totally different people, and then laugh at it randomly. Crazy is when someone calls you normal and you laugh in their face. Crazy is when you constantly refer to yourself as 'we', but aren't exactly sure why. Crazy is when you make strange noises to make it sound like you're talking in a different language, when really you have no idea what you're saying.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

THis I also got from Crazy PurpleSage-

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that one day the snow will melt and flood the world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that when another ice age comes, most of the human population will become cannibals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =D
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Crazy PurpleSage, Stary202
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, CrazyPurpleSage, Stary202
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer,Cloud Envy, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Crazy PurpleSage, Stary202. Miss Miazaki

I got this from Interrogated Pyjamas-

Who's working anyway?

The population of America is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are, Sitting on your butt,
At your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.

MY FAVORITE QUOTES/CONVERSATIONS/SAYINGS AND STUFF-

"Come give your big grother a hug!"-Itachi

"WTF! O_O" -Sasuke backs up slowly

"Get away from my Sasu, you child-molester!"-Naruto tackles Itachi

OoOoOoOo I got this next one from Starlight- A SasuNaru Fanfic

“Sasuke, what are you doing here? Are you stalking me?”

“Yeah, let me tell you-no! I am not stalking you.” The Uchiha retorted. “I was in the neighborhood and you ran by and so I followed you.”

Naruto furrowed his eyebrows together. “In case you didn’t know, that’s considered stalking.”

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"The thought made me heart skip. No no no, only people who liked someone had their heart beats skip! Mine must of…of tripped over a rock or something."- Something Naruto said in Bad Luck has a Bright Side by NavyBlueWings!! I found it super-funny>w

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First I get a cryptic note, than an out loud admission, and finally a mysterious message. Who died and put me in the twilight zone?- Naruto again, from same author, same story as the last quote. Once again, I found this funnyw

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“You’re sleeping in my bed again?”

“Yes.”

“But…” Yeah, Naruto, why don’t you just tell him why you’re protesting? Tell him how he was snuggling into your back and you didn’t do a damn thing about it. I’m sure that was the best way to go. And while I was at it, why didn’t I just stab myself in the stomach with a rusty knife? From Therapy

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"Life's a bitch, because if it was a slut it would be easy."

"One day, I shall take over the world and buy all the cookies I want."

"You truly out gayed yourself."

" Roses are red , Voilets are blue , God made me hot , What the hell happened to you ?"

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