Bonjour~ Welcome to hell. :D -hugs and gives a giftbaggie-

I'm formerly DementedCloud13 and Spiffy Cloud...~

SPIFFY'S HELLO:

Hello, darlings. ;D I'm Siffented or Spiffy or really anything you want to call me that's related to that. My current obsession is Hetalia, so expect lot's of stories from THAT fandom from me. I write mostly yaoi and yuri, but I also write het...x3 I'll never EVER write a het lemon though...-shiver- But yesh. -heart- My current OTP is Russia/America tying with France/Seychelles, so those are the pairings to look forward to next! :D I looove sappy crap...so sap sap sap and more sap shall leak from the pores of this account...x3 as well as humor...and awkward romance...xD;;; I'm currently single and am of no church or political group~ :D

(just make sure to tell me who it is when you add me with the little add a message thing. xD)

My AIM is: spiffycloud13

My MSN is: spiffycloud at hotmail dot com

My youtube is: http://www.youtube.com/user/Mitternacht13

My deviantart is: http://dementedcloud.deviantart.com/

My Skype is: spiffy_ducky (there's a underscore between spiffy and ducky...x3)

OH, AND EVERYONE. CLICK THIS:

http://animekotori.net

:3 it's an awesometastic, new forum my friend set up since the old one we were all on died. xD it's really cool, but new, so we need lotsa members joining. ;D and please, stay active folks!! Otherwise you'll be just like Goldrising...he had over 600 accounts and had 60 active ones...;A; I thought he was a nice guy...but now everyone hates him...SO DON'T BE LIKE GOLDY. We've been through it before and we will figure you out. ;3 Oh, and say 'America~' referred you!! :D I'll get rewarded. Buywah. ;D

(if you really don't give a damn about what I like or anything...Just skip everything until you get to the bottom where the important things are (story stats).

SPIFFY'S FAVORITE CRAP:

Current favorite song: Eyesore by Janus~ :3

Current favorite movie: Horton Hears a Who...don't laugh! ...I said stop laughing!!...SHUT UP!! -rages-

Current favorite candy: Reeses...-drool- peanut butter~ ahh~ -has peanutbuttergasm-

Current favorite book: Harry Potter~ 8D

Current favorite manga/anime: Axis Powers Hetalia!! -throws confetti-

Current favorite language: French, Russian, German, or American~ :D and yes--I speak American~ And French. 83

Current favorite colour: Blood red...! Like pretty flowers~ -heart-

Current favorite animal: Panda~ OuO

Current favorite anime character: Belarus~ 3: I luff her~ -heart- why do people hate~?

Current favorite book character: Snape or Draco from Harry Potter~ =u= I understand Snape the most though. 3":

Current favorite anime pairing: Russia/America~ -u- so cuuuute~

Current favorite book pairing: Draco/Luna~ CRAACKK! XD also Snape/Lily, since I understand Snape. :"3

Current obsession: Can you say: Hetaliaaaa~!!

Current favorite country (not APH): France or Russia...x3

Current awesome word: Spiffy. Spiffy is the new black. :D

Quote to live by: "Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow."

Theme Song (meaning it describes me at the moment): Everything You Want by Vertical Horizon ( with me as the singer AND the one it's directed toward...D: )

SPIFFY'S FAVORITE PAIRINGS:

Loveless: love: Ritsuka/Soubi (well, kind of hard NOT to like. XD), Yoji/Natsuo (not quite sure if they're BEST friends or lovers...buwahaha. Canon is so confusing neh?), Nagisa/Ritsu (uwah. OAO so unrequited yet not.), Ai/Midori (d'awww~ -heart-), Kouya/Yamato (8D like the only yuri!! HELL YA!) like: Nagisa/Seven (well they DO seem close...~), Kio/Yayoi (both of their crushes like Ritsuka...so it's only fair, neh? XD)

Gravitation: love: Yuki/Shuichi (main pairing much? XD but yesh. -heart-) like:Ryuichi/Noriko (meh~ it's...OKAY.), Tohma/Mika (meh. Not much else I like in this show besides Yuki/Shuichi now that I think of it...x3)

Naruto: love: Pein/Konan (YUSH! >D the only chicka in the Akatsuki and the Leader!! BUWHAAHA), Sasuke/Naruto (d'awww! So cute YET ANGSTTYYY! and soooo canon. I swearss.), Ino/Sakura (8D yesshh! One of my OTPs. -heartheartheart-), Kakuzu/Hidan (they have a love/hate thing going on, okay? XD), Itachi/Kisame (8"D so. Blue--I mean cute.), Sasori/Deidara (YAY ART!! 8D And smexylike puppets. wink wink.), Naruto/Hinata (she so cuuute and faintlike. x3), Kakashi/Sakura (8D who cares if the age difference is practically criminal?!), Sasuke/Sakura (It can't beat SasuNaru...but it's awesome.), Sasuke/Hinata (THEY...LOOK...SO...CUTE...TOGETHER...), Shikamaru/Temari (d'awwww! he stupid she hit him! -heart-), Kiba/Hinata (8DD in the end she shall realize she loves Kiba instead of Naruto...! -wishfulthinking-), Temari/Tenten (8D YESYESYESSSS. YES.), (evil)Tobi/Deidara (MUWAHAHA. Dei-chan shall never top! >D), Zetsu/Tobi (...I made...Uchiha Madara...BOTTOM...x3), Asuma/Kurenai (CUUUUTE. 83), Minato/Kushina (yeshyeshyeshyesh!! LUUFFFF ITT), Chouji/Ino (d'aww! -heart-), Kakashi/Anko (buwahahaa! -evillaughter-)

Fruits Basket: love: Kyo/Tohru (Main pairing...and cuuute. He changed into a better person because of her...! :"D), Yuki/Machi (d'aww! I was afraid he'd end up with no one...or worse--TOHRU--but he got Machiiiiii~! -heart-), Hiro/Kisa (she so oblivious. pfft. X3), Shigure/Akito (Gure-nii pisses me off sometimes...but at least in the end, all he wanted was Akito?), Kureno/Arisa (Kureno...is awesome...but...he makes me mad for cheating on Akito...x3 notthatakitoORSHIGUREareanybetterpfft), Hatori/Kana (awww...I luff Hatoriii! DX why doesn't HE get loveeee? 3: -untillaterwiththatteacherchicka-), Momiji/Kagura (aww...they both end up with no one in the end...and was Momiji looking at KYO like that or KAGURA in the last volume?!) Kyo/Kagura (unrequited...my least and most favorite...OAO) like:Haru/Yuki (d'awww~ his first llooooove~), Yuki/Kyo (YAY LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP), Haru/Rin (83 I used to LOATHE this pairing--but even though Rin's stupid for leaving Haru--SHE ROCKS), Akito/Tohru (-HEARTHEARTHEART- I. Fecking. Lurve. Akito. My gawd. -isalsobigtohrufan-)

Inuyasha: love(all XD): Inuyasha/Kagome (I probably wouldn't get along with Inu...x3), Sesshomaru/Kagome (older bro better yesh? ;D), Kouga/Kagome (HE LUFF YOU LONG TIMEEE), Sesshomaru/Rin (-heart- yay pedo! XD) , Miroku/Sango (XDD YAY PERVERTEDROMANTICNESS), Ah/Un (ooooooh, yessssss, ppllleeaseee! ;3)

Fullmetal Alchemist: love:Edward/Winry (-heart- she's waiting for you, Eddyyy~) , Al/Winry (3: waahh! Cute in the crush sort of way. XD), Roy/Riza (oohh~ yes. XD just awesomeee Rizzaaa.), Greed/Envy (LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIPPPP), Envy/Edward (yes! -heart- I'm still not sure who tops...x3), Envy/Wrath (d'awww...overemotional Wratthhh~ so cuuute), Gluttony/Lust (I felt so sorry for him when she died...38), Greed/Lust (XD in a way.), Scar/Lust (another one I cannot explain~)like: Hughes/Roy (Teehee. x3), Envy/(older)Elysia (he killed her dadddyyy...!)

Kingdom Hearts: love: Axel/Roxas (83 stop being a prick, Roxy! Axel luufffss you. -heart-), Zexion/Demyx (I love it even more in AUs~ hinthint), Saix/Demyx (SEX-PUPPPYY! And Dem-Dem. x3), Roxas/Namine (Teehee. A canon! :O), Sora/Kairi (Sora's so sweet...-heart-), Larxene/Demyx (she's a bitch...buttttt who cares. x3), Marluxia/Larxene (join the dark side of the dark side...!)like: Xigbar/Demyx (PEDOPEDOPEDO. X3), Kairi/Namine (OuO YUURRIIII), Axel/Larxene (crack...? XD ), Roxas/Sora (83 his other half...!), Xemnas/Saix(83 he'd do anything for his master, neh? ;D)

Harry Potter: love: Draco/Hermione (oh yay! :D the forbidden love..!), Harry/Ginny (d'awww. -heart- a bit to canon for me, at times though. x3), Ron/Hermione (a canon I think is adorable! Legasp!), Voldemort/Bellatrix (83 Master/Slave kink much?), Voldemort/Hermione (timetravel ficlets. x3), Hermione/Luna (8D yay girl love!), James/Lily (YAY. 8D), Snape/Lily (Snape...my fav charrie...I luff him...3: he deserves her!), Draco/Luna (8D YAY. 'cause they look good together, and they make a good pairing, yes, yes.) , Sirius/Hermione (timetravel ficlets usually, but I'm okay with normal time period too! :D), Remus/Tonks (8"3 I love this pairing. My OTP for HP!!), Scorpio/Lily (don't know a ton about them, but it's fun to imagine, neh? XD), Teddy/Rose (d'awww! XD MAKEOUTIEM) like: Blaise/Ginny (Just 'cause he's a slytherin. x3), Harry/Ron (BESTFRIENDLUVS), Dudly/cake(..cough...cough...)

Vampire Knight: love: Aidou/Yori (YUS YUS YUS. OTP FOR VK.), Kaname/Aidou (...OTHER OTP!!), Kaname/Yuuki (eheehe. Technically NOT incest now, ne? ;D), Kain/Ruka (83 yeshh! SO AWESOME.), Shiki/Rima (he'shotterthankanamecough...x3 and she's so perty!), Zero/Yuuki (ehehe...bestfriendkink again...)like: Ichijo/Shiki (8D YESYESYES), Zero/Shizuka (d'aww~ -heart-), Shizuka/Yuuki (YAYYURIPLZ), Yori/Yuuki (83 more shoujo ai!! 8D), Ichiru/Shizuka (8"3 yesshhhh.), Ichiru/Zero (BRO-BRO LOVEEE)

Yu-Gi-Oh!: love: Atem(u)/Yuugi (Cause. Timetravel ficlets rock!! 8D), Yami/Yuugi (d'awww~ they're soulmates! -heart-), Bakura/Ryou (Ryou's so sweet...balances out Bakura's violent tendencies~ -heart-), Thief King/Ryou (MORE TIMETRAVEL YAY), Seth/'Jono' (buwahhaa. -gigglesnort-), Seto/Joey(Jou) (LIKE MY OTP), Marik(u)/Malik (8DD YAYYY BONDAGE) like: Marik(u)/Bakura (meh. I kinda like it.), Malik/Ryou (kinda), Malik/Yuugi (kinda), Bakura/Yami (kinda) -likes Yami-Hikari relationships better...x3 FIND YOUR SOULMATE LIKE NOWZ-

Higurashi: love: Shion/Mion (SISTERYURILOVEYAY), Rika/Satoko (d'aww...-heart-), Shion/Satoshi (83 she luffs youuu~), Mion/Satoshi (she loves you too! XD) (why was Satoshi the uke...?), Keiichi/Rena (83 she so cuuuute~), Keiichi/Mion (8D YAY), Akasaka/Rika (parental)

Hetalia Axis Powers: love: America/England/America (buwahaha. XD England tops in bed FTW!), France/Canada (d'aww! The perverted Frenchie! XD), Russia/America (8D MY OVERALL TOP PAIRING. EVEH.), Russia/Belarus (WHO CARES IF SHE'S CRAZY?! 8D), Belarus/Ukraine (sister girl love!! 8D), Russia/Ukraine (83 so cuuute~), America/Canada (Bro-Bro looove~ , Russia/China (d'aww~ Russia tops China! :D), Russia/Lithuania (8D YAY. It can be cute AND angsty at the same time! , Germany/N. Italy (d'aww~ 83), Spain/S. Italy (I luffle Romano. Nuff said.), Greece/Japan (8D it's...so...CUTE...!), Turkey/Greece (YAY ANGRY!SEX!!), Russia/Lavita (83 I don't know how this love was born...BUT IT'S ADORABLE.), Poland/Lithuania (83 I can't read a lemon with them, but they're adorable for fluff! :D), Estonia/Latvia (d'aww~ he's like...Latvia's hero~ :D), Holy Roman Empire/Chibitalia (d'aww~ do you think Ger-Ger will ever remember Chibitalia? 3:), Denmark/Norway (UWAH YESS. 8D), Sweden/Finland (83 C'm'ere w'f'y!! -is Swedish-), Prussia/Austria (83 you KNOW you like it, Austria. ;D), Austria/Hungary (8D one of the only straight pairings in Hetalia I like that ISN'T incest! XD), Prussia/Hungary (83 you KNOW he's awesome, neh? ;3), Prussia/Germany (YAY GERCEST. 8D) like: France/England (I like them more as an annoying best friend thing though~)

and many more...I'm just too lazy to put it up right now...XD

SPIFFY'S "DAILY" STATUS UPDATE:

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RANDOM CRAP THAT SPIFFY HAS DECIDED TO BURDEN YOUR EYES (and computers!) WITH:

(skip down to the bottom to see story stats and links)

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it...

What to do if you accidentally say “Macbeth” in a theater:

1. Step quickly outside the stage door, turn around three times, say, “Thrice the circle bound, Evil sink into the ground,” and spit over your left shoulder.

2. Find a gun and blow your brains out. Anything’s better than enduring the hysterical shrieks of a bunch of drama geeks. (Obviously you should not blow your brains out with a gun, no matter how much those silly theater ninnies may make you want to. No, it’s far better to scratch your eyes out with your own hands.

Essay Question: Superstitions are silly. Macbeth. There, I said it. Macbeth. See? Nothing happ-… aak! Help, help! AAHH!

Henry VIII’s daughter Mary (from his divorced wife Catherine of Aragon, half sister to Edward) had a strong legitimate claim to the throne and not even her unapologetic Catholicism could keep her off it. Once installed as Queen, and eager to restore England to the true faith, Mary opened up a can of Catholic counter-Reformation whup-ass, condemning and executing many prominent Protestants, including the Archbishop of Canterbury. The poor English didn’t know what hit them: Apparently it wasn’t safe to be Catholic or Protestant.

SPIFFY'S STORY STATS:

The sequel to Candy From a Baby is still in the beginning process.

The sequel to Have a Taste is under construction...The building is paused at the moment due to lack of muse. X3

The sequel to I'm Not Your Boyfriend Baby is being planned at the moment. LEMON. 8D

The sequel to Coming to You is generally thought out, but not written...Not lemon. X3

Stories under construction/being thought out:

Tasteless: “What’s the point in eating when you just end up crapping it all out anyway?” America responded with a bitter laugh. England/America. Yaoi. Angst-fest. A bit of pointless fluff but not really. Hetalia not coming soon...at all. XD -is at end of mental list-)

Last Friday: “Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.” Sasuke/Naruto. Yaoi. Humor/Romance. Full of fluff and pointlessness. Naruto's parents are alive and it's set in 'our world' time (AKA: AU). :D It's NOT a oneshot. Naruto (forgot about this...XD it'll be worked on soon. I promise. >.>;;)

Cotton Wool: “I want to die but I can’t think of a way to end it all that involves cotton wool. I’m terrified of blades.” France/Canada. Fluff. Yaoi. Adowable-angsty Canada-ness. Why so moe, Canada? XD Hetalia (...I wrote the first few sentences? XD)

Lost In The Closet: “I tried to suffocate myself in the cupboard last night, but I came out when I heard the theme tune to Lost. I simply can’t afford to miss an episode of that show.” England/America-ness. Yaoi. Fluff. Humor/romance. Hetalia (still being thought out

Cold Hamburgers: “I didn’t even—” “No.” “Wha—” “No.” “Bu—” “No.” “J—” “No! I will not go all the bloody way to that sodding excuse for a restaurant in the middle of a blizzard to get you a bleeding hamburger, you git!” England/America. Hint of France/Canada Fluff and more fluff. yaoi~ 833 Hetalia~ (COMING SOON TO THEATERS NEAR YOU)

Newest:

Chaotic Desires: And some day...The dream will end. France/Seychelles. Multi-shot. Romance/Angst/Drama/Supernatural. T (VERY VERY SOON) (I just have to get off my lazy ass and type it out...-wrote it on paper-)

Untitled: "Hey, Iggy, it's 4 o'clock in the morning, where am I?" England/America. AU. Haven't decided whether to make it cute and fluffy or pedo rape...>.>;;

And if you actually read through my entire profile of junk...you get a cookie. OuO with yaoi on top. And love~ And...Me!! 83

...-watches everyone run away screaming- ...meanies. 3":

Au revior! :D Come back to visit Hell soon again! -heart- The only exits are that way, da~ -points down to stories- Have a nice day~ :3