Okay, a few announcements (though I don't know that anybody checks this profile).

Number one: I was going to post a new fic today for y'all, but apparently I've deleted it from my computer. HOW I manged that, I have no idea... it wasn't anything spectacular, but I wanted to post something. Sorry!

Number two: I am not dead (as you may have gathered...), I'm just suffering from laziness and having too many plot bunnies to focus on just one. I am, however, working on a couple things, all of which are shaping up to be muchmuchmuch better than anything I've got posted now. It'll be a little while before anything gets posted, mainly due to me trying to decide what I want to do.

Number three: I'm about to start clearing up my favorites list, which I've let get WAY out of control. PLEASE don't be offended if you had a story on my list and it's been removed. I've got about two hundred stories on it, and it needs cleaning up.

Number four: There really is no number four... Umm... KETCHUP!!

Hello, people of Earth! Sup? This is a teenage girl who is a Potterhead and likes to read and write fanfic. And, uh, this is my profile. Enjoy!

About Me:

Name: Easy! It's- Um...uh...hmm... What, you people expect me to remember? I've had it since I was born, for cryin' out loud!

Age: As old as my tongue, but older than my teeth.

Height: Taller than DandyAnimalCrossing. (Go to her profile. Tell her Dogstar sent ya.)

Eyes: In my head.

Hair: On my head.

Place: The South, my friends. 'Tis a wonderful place. We rock.

Likes: Chocolate (I've been called an addict), country music, CMT, Taco Bell, ice cream, copy and pasty thingys, and more stuff I can't think of right now.

Dislikes: Hannah Montana (don't even get me started on that wannabe), rap music, most vegetables, E-speak (there's a reason grammer exists, you know), cell phones, annoying people, Twilight (It's taking over the world!) and other stuff I can't think of now.

Books: Harry Potter (now there's a shock), Eragon (but not the fanfiction), The Outsiders (If you haven't read this, you really need to. Or at least see the movie.), and many, many more.

Music: COUNTRY!! COUNTRY COUNTRY COUNTRY!! Call me a hick, I don't care, your'e just jealous that my music is cooler! Specifically, I like Trace Adkins, Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney, Josh Turner, Brad Paisley, Cross Canadian Ragweed (They're really more of an alt. country group), Rascal Flatts (but I don't worship them as so many people do), George Strait (forget Elvis, George is King), Billy Currington, Montgomery Gentry, Brooks and Dunn, Alan Jackson, Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan, Dierks Bentley, Bucky Covington, Alabama, GEORGE JONES (who I didn't get to meet, but my mom and brother DID), and so many more. I've seen Trace, Luke, Dierks, Bucky, and Randy Owen from Alabama in concert, something I am proud of.

T.V.: Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Reba (can't belive it got canceled), Still Standing, Mobile Home Disasters, Country Fried Home Videos, and Ghost Hunters (this is to cool).

What I Do When I'm Not On This Site: I'm either in my room kicking a soccer ball, at school, doing homework, going to a ball game, hanging with friends, writing, reading, other stuff, or on the wonderful site call Immeritus (Sirius Black Fanclub. Check it out!!

Harry Potter Related Stuff:

Favorite Harry Potter charachters: Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Mad-Eye, Regulus, Dobby, Winky, Hedwig, Buckbeak, McGonagall, and everyone else on the good side that got killed. /sob/

Least favorite Harry Potter charachters: Voldemort (or as I call him, Lord Moldy-Shorts), Bellatrix (how dare she kill Sirius), Lockhart (ugh, just ugh), Umbridge, Skeeter, and most of the other Death Eaters.

Favorite Ships: James/Lily (does anyone actually NOT like this one? I understand if you don't read it, but who is depressed that it's canon?), Ron/Hermione (I don't love most of the fics that I read in this, though) Harry/Ginny (see the Ron/Hermione thing), Remus/Tonks (LOVE IT), and Oliver/Katie (I don't read a ton of the fanfics, but the idea is cute to me).

Least favorite Harry Potter ships: Sirius/Remus (This makes me to annoyed to even speak of. It is quite clear that it is Remus/Tonks. Sorry S/R shippers, but this ain't happining in a bajillion years. Note: 11/8/08: I am now guilty of writing a fic with Remus/Sirius, but, in my defense, it's a parody type deal, not to be taken to seriously. Forgive me?), Voldie/Anyone (If he was hugged more often, we wouldn't even have the books.), Bellatrix/Anyone (Egh.), Peter/Anyone (Who would be that stupid anyways?), and Harry/Hermione (No offence to the shippers, but it ain't canon.).

Weirdest Ship I've Ever Seen: The prize goes to. . . Minerva/Crookshanks! I didn't even get past the summary, but that's just odd. No offense if you dig the ship.

Overused Plots That I Read: I dunno about everyone else in the world, but there are indeed some overused plots that I read over and over and over, just to get an idea of an author's writing style. And when I get bored. Some of them are: Parodies about Hermione and Malfoy that mock the Mary (and Gary) Sue-ish way that some people write it, Trio Time Travel to Marauder's Era (guilty pleasure), Sirius or Remus adopting Harry at a young age, lists of stuff not to do at Hogwarts, lists of ways to annoy a Potter character (OK, so neither of those two can be used to find out an author's style. I just dig them.), Fred and George find out that Sirius and Remus are two of the Marauders (Jo shoulda put that in the book some place. I LOVE the idea), the Marauders, though some strange twist of fate that could never in a million years actually happen, get their hands on the Harry Potter series, and Sirius comes back to life (this is my therapy for the fith book. No, I haven't gotten over it. Yes, I do need to get a life. No, I do not want one. :P)

Overused Plots That, In My Humble Opinion, Should Be Burnt At The Stake: For every overused idea that I dig, there are probably four or five that I don't. Here are some: Time Travel filled with Mary-Sues and Sirius and Remus falling for Hermione and/or Ginny, Hermione going to Hogwarts smokin' hot and falling for Malfoy (notice it's the PARODIES of this that I dig. The real thing is just not happening.), Sirius and/or Remus is Harry's father (C'mon, y'all, get real), Snape is Harry's father (EW! Lily and Snape were friends, and though he loved her, she never returned the affection. May I take this opportunity to brag that I KNEW all along that Snape loved Lily. Really, it was the only thing I was sure of since the 6th book. But I knew!), Dumbledore is Harry's grandfather or father (can we just establish that JAMES is Harry's father?), Marauders Era where James and Lily get together (usually involving Sirius pushing the two of them into a broom closet) and then Remus and Sirius fall for Lily's two beautiful friends, and anything with serious Mary-Sue action that is not a parody (parodies I read all the time).

Non-Harry Potter Related Stuff:I don't know exactly why I'm putting this bit on here. I always like knowing about the writers on here, so if you do too, read away.

Most Unfair Thing That Has Happened To Me Recently: I learned that my mom and brother (who doesn't even like country music) have met George Jones. And got his autograph. And SHOOK HIS HAND. And I was home, sick as a dog. THIS ISN'T FAIR!! I kiss the ground George Jones walks on, and THEY meet him? /sob/ Even if I was only a baby, I could've said that I MET GEORGE JONES. /sigh/ Life ain't right.

Most Utterly Annoying Thing That Has Happened To Me Lately: Alright, so I'm sitting in the parking lot in front of the school with my mom for like, an hour, because my bro had something to do after school. Well, I said "headdesk" after me or my mom (can't remember which) did or said something idiotic. So she goes, "What does that mean?". So, I explain. Then I give a demonstration by picking up my ancient, paperback copy of Goblet of Fire, and hitting myself in the head with it. THE BOOK FELL IN HALF!! Seriously! They need to make these books out of harder paper or something...

Best Thing That Has Happened To Me Lately: My wonderful mommy (who I love so much) has gotten me a LAPTOP for Christmas! THANK YOU MOMMY!! /HUGS THE MOMMY/

My Avatar: I love marshmallows. Period. I have a need for them. If I got a week without a marshie, I will go into withdrawl.

My Music At This Precise Moment: "Somethin' Like Summertime" by Bon Jovi. Wonderful, wonderful group that was before my time. :( Don't mean I can't love 'em though.

Random Fact: I can go on and on about the 2008 Olympics. Well, the swimming (MICHEAL PHELPS) and the men's beach volleyball, that is. LOVED Phil Dauhlhousser (but can't spell his last name). He was hot and freaking GOOD.

Quotes and Conversations:

"I've crash landed on a STRANGE planet."- Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"- A buddy of mine

"My sanity has taken a perminate leave of absence. Please leave a message after the beep. Beeeeeeeeep"- Me

"Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible. But that, my dear children, is cannabalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."- Willy Wonka

"-laughing hysterically- Tim!"- The same buddy mentioned above. For the record, I don't find this funny AT ALL.

"Stupidity killed the cat; curiosity was framed."-Er, I don't know where I found this.

"If you've ever cut your grass and found a car, you might be a redneck"~Jeff Foxworthy

"The reason it's so hard to solve a redneck murder is that all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records"~Jeff Foxworthy

"If you think FBI stands for Fun And Beer Incorporated, you might be a redneck" ~My baby brother. He'd be so proud to know this was on here...

"Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary."~Jeff Foxworthy (rock on, Jeff)

"If you've ever been too drunk to fish, you might be a redneck." ~Jeff Foxworthy (are we seeing a pattern here?)

"If you think a "quarter horse" is that ride in front of Kmart, you might be a redneck."~Jeff Foxworthy

"If you own a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side, you might be a redneck."~Jeff Foxworthy (that's the last one, I swear!)

about a coffee shop"I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy and they're considered a delicacy." Have you ever eaten one of these things? It tastes like a burned cookie. Where I'm from, that's considered a mistake." Bill Engvall (betcha thunk I was gonna say Jeff, didn't cha?)

Never Drink and drive, you might spill your beer~Anonymous

I'm inadvertasary. ~Me

TANKS!!~i_heart_padfoot (AKA: Paw), my Immeritus buddy

GOOGIE!!~padfootisthebomb (AKA: Fudgie, Fudge, Fudgebomb, Bomb), another Immy buddy.

TANDERS!!~Paw again

It's the Schmookiest!!~ Moi

Y'all should'a SEEN IT in the bathroom!!~ Randy (crazy dude I know)

IT'S A FRICKIN' TURTLE!!~ Me, arguing with a friend about Squirttle, the TURTLE Pokemon

Wisdom: Be very careful about what you say around your Social Studies teacher. Espicaillly if his name and your favorite singer's name both happen to be Tim. And if you want to talk about said VERY hot singer, be careful that you do not do so around your Social Studies teacher, for he may think that you aren't talking about the singer, but him, and trust me, you DO NOT want that to happen. Trust me.

Those Little Copy-and-Paste Things That You Find On Everyone's Profile:

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.