Once upon a time, a girl named Shea was born...

...And everything else just went downhill from there.

About Me

I'm thirteen, a girl, and my favorite meal is breakfast. I've never been kissed (though somebody, tried, once; only to have me burp in his face) and I've never kissed myself. I am a strong believer in Uchiha Sasuke, who, by the way, is my future husband. (Don't laugh. That shit's gonna happen.) I am a loyal supporter of SasuSaku; but I can live with SasuIno. I think that Beast Boy and Terra should have gotten back together in Teen Titans.

iAdore: Sasuke Uchiha. Dane Cook. Ashton Kutcher. Phillip John Clapp, a.k.a Johnny Knoxville from Jackass. Yogi Berra. Jannah. My amazingly cute-as-well-as-funny Communication Arts teacher, Mr. Shmitz (who I hope will never read this.) Masashi Kishimoto, because even though the Japanese dude can really piss me off, he still created Naruto. Shane Dawson.

iLike: To write short stories and poems. Draw anime. Obsess about Sasuke. Daydream. Finish stories. Start stories. Get reviews. Talk to people. Make people laugh. Be made to laugh. Sing off-key (because I can't sing on-key.) Re-write my entire profile randomly. The word awesomesauce, and Serendipity. Reading other people's stories if they're well written. Watching re-runs of Teen Titans and Naruto on youtube.

iHate: Snotty, stuck-up people. Swelled heads. Hangnails. Extra work. My brother when he's hyper. My brother when he's not hyper. My brother in general. Getting dimes on Halloween. Being TP'd. Being teased. Getting in trouble for hurting the person who teased me. Being bitten. Getting wet. Getting hurt. Going out places, because I have separation anxiety when it comes to leaving my computer.

iSupport: Naruto-- SasuSaku. ShikaIno. KakashiSomebody. NaruHina. NaruIno. ShikaTema. AsumaKur. KibaIno. SasuIno (sometimes.) Tsunade and Jiriya. Shino and any living female willing to love him, if there are any. Teen Titans-- RobStar. CheSpeedy. Flinx. BBTer. CyBee. BBRae. Argent and Aqualad. Hotspot and any girl and or guy (he has to remain pretty open, 'cause he's made of fire and all...)

iRippedOff: iMissa. Heh.

Favorite Songs

1. Victims of Love

2. Cute is What We Aim For

3. Take My Hand

4. Until the Day I Die

5. Can't Take Me

6. Sharrah Sharrah

7. Kristy, Are You Doing Okay?

8. Wake Me Up When September Ends

9. Pokerface

10. Leave Out All The Rest

11. About You Now

12. Everything I'm Not

13. Circus

Favorite Shows

Naruto, because a) Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura make the perfect couple b) it's an on-going mystery; even if it doesn't seem like one, (seriously, Masashi Kishimoto has a lot of shit up his sleeve!) and c) I love watching Naruto climb through the ranks and get closer to his goal.

Naruto Shippuden, because who doesn't want to see Naruto become Hokage and bring Sasuke back to Konoha? (Or, more specifically, back to Sakura...) Also, I would have given up on reading manga if I wasn't so impatient for the next episode to come out each week. Ha! Now I can read left to right and right to left!

Teen Titans, because I had a lot of fun watching them while I was a kid, (like, a smaller one,) and if it weren't for them I never would have discovered the joy of comic books.

That 70's Show, because it's fun to watch Ashton make a fool of himself as Michael Kelso and Fez is the funniest foreign person I've ever had the pleasure of watching on televising.

Monk, because it was the first TV show I ever watched and actually loved. (I still watch it now, come to think of it. Did you know it's the last season? They'd better tell who killed Trudy...)

Spongebob, because I have so many memories of 'em.

Pysch, because James Roday is both good looking and hilarious.

The Bulletin Board:
(because I’ve always got something to say)

These are the pairings that have been decided on:

Hinata/Kiba
Sakura/Naruto
Ino/Sasuke
Shikamaru/Temari
Tenten/Neji
Lee/OC (the OC will only be mentioned once or twice in the story and will not play a part otherwise)
Itachi/Nobody (nobody voted for him -shrugs-)

Note: A NEW POLL HAS BEEN POSTED.

AMV Links

Naruto:

Intuition: amazing vid

Until the End: amazing vid

Take My Hand: amazing vid

Shattered: a must-see for SasuSaku fans! Probably the best one on here!

Victims of Love: a must-see for SasuSaku fans!

Cute is What We’re Aiming For: Ino fans, come here!

Happy Birthday, Ino! MEP part one: Ino fans, come here!

Happy Birthday Ino! MEP part two: Ino fans, come here!

Happy Birthday Ino! MEP part three: Ino fans, come here!

The ShikaIno MEP-- Love is Troublesome: hell yes, ShikaIno action!

Pride to Shame, All to Blame: Sasuke fan? This is for you, man.

Note: Shippuden Harnuo Sakura kicks ass!