| Calamity Now |
Author has written 13 stories for Total Drama series. UPDATE SKELETONS IN MY CLOSET, COURTNEY SAYS, AND SELFISH BREATHING WILL BE GIVEN APPROPRIATE ENDINGS. DEADLINE: October 15th I am Calamity Now and this is my profile. It used to be tsundere but I've decided to change this. I'm a work in progress. Something for everyone on this site to acknowledge since everyone seems to have forgotten. Pageviews/reviews/comments/likes/favourites says nothing about your skill as an artist. Anyone who thinks their simply better than another because their numbers are higher is simply ignorant. Anyways, I'd like to dedicate all my work to one person, she has been reviewing my work for awhile and even reviewing pieces on other websites. Thank you CarmillaD :D throughout my time in the TDI fandom you have made it very pleasant. I've always looked forward to your reviews. Fanart http:// keytaro.deviantart.com /art/ TDI-skeletons-in-my-closet - 162146384 http:// dxcfan1.deviantart.com /gallery/ #/ d2p5okb http:// dxcfan1.deviantart.com /gallery/ #/ d2p5q3c Flames are always welcome. They will be used to roast Courtney's head >:D - There Is No Escape, Calamity Now | |||||
1. Skeletons In My Closet » reviewsI sighed impatiently and pulled my shirt back on and walked back onto my bed. "Don't hurt your pretty little head princess. It's nothing to get worked up over, just a few bruises" DxC violence, rape, mature themes.Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,307 - Reviews: 251 - Updated: 9-24-10 - Published: 7-8-09 - Duncan & Courtney2. She Shouldn't Smile reviewsHer body is meaningless as it is only an expanse of porcelain skin. Her body isn't an entity simply because there is nothing inside of her, not like you Princess. Warning: LimeTotal Drama series - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-29-10 - Duncan - Complete3. Paper Child reviewsEvery day she erased the image of herself and drew a newer, bigger, stronger one, but it didn't erase the fact of what she was made of. What she was. Eva-centric. Ends happy guys! R&RTotal Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-18-10 - Published: 12-27-09 - Eva - Complete4. Courtney Says » reviewsShe looked at her naked finger, there was even tan lines there she had been wearing it so long. 6 years since they first got married, and not once had she taken it off until now. It felt good - it felt free. OC x C, DxC. Violence, swearing, warned.Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 1-14-10 - Published: 10-31-09 - Courtney & Duncan5. Id » reviewsCollection of poetry based on Duncan's character and the ones revolving around his life. Ch 3: Like Father Like SonTotal Drama series - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-11-10 - Published: 12-1-09 - Duncan6. Selfish Breathing » reviewsDark almond eyes contrasted against sickly pale skin. Anemic blue lips pouted at the people passing by; she didn't notice me watching her. Fishnet stockings covered the expanse of her thighs as she leaned back against a wall.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-6-10 - Published: 1-4-10 - Gwen & Duncan7. The Tin Soldier reviewsIt was almost childish the way that Duncan viewed the world, so convinced of the role everyone played as if it were all a game. He was the tin soldier with one leg, and she was the paper ballerina and the goblin; Bittersweet. PwPTotal Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-16-09 - Duncan & Bridgette8. Colour My World reviewsDespite her beauty, her brains, her talent, and her kindness she had no friends. I had no intentions of loving a student, but now I don't know if I can stop...Trent x Gwen Lemon. Oneshot. Sort of FluffTotal Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-5-09 - Trent & Gwen - Complete9. Candle Light » reviews"No way…" He mumbled as he untied the ring and placed it onto his engagement finger. "Princess stole my idea…" he smiled as he ran his finger over the word 'Neanderthal'. There was also a note which read, 'I beat you' DxC FLUFF. Cuteness R&R!Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,408 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 10-18-09 - Duncan & Courtney10. Real Love reviewsThe realest love ever of Courtney and Duncan, showing how they are perfect for each other. Making fun of high school DxC fics. Flames are welcomed, I need a good laugh. Almost everyone who reviewed is guilty of it too. THE HYPOCRITES!Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 11-28-09 - Duncan & Courtney11. Friendship » reviewsStories of crack friendships, stupid pairings, and idiotic humour. Enjoy.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 10-17-0912. Sunshine » reviewsThis is a poem based on a true story in Duncan's POV. For Brian Deneke, for equality. For awareness I suppose. No flames. "Fight Our Oppressors, Not Each Other"Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-20-09 - Duncan13. Love Is Only Something You Read In Books reviewsThey're threatened by her confidence, because they all know that she has something none of them will ever have. The power to be alone, and not need a man. No one will ever make her knees weak. Slight Lemon. WarnedTotal Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-12-09 - Lindsay & Heather