Author has written 42 stories for Bleach, Harry Potter, Death Note, and Sweeney Todd.
Hello, this is Wolfy-chan! (aka TDW, but I prefer Wolfy-chan, its less formal that way)
Le important updates:
I am writing updates again, but they will still be kinda spaced out. I really fail at regular updates for anything. But I'm trying to go through and update everything, but it will take a while.
Original CherryxTsuku novel. (classified, because I fear theives)
The Heir of Las Noches - upates will resume soon. Updates happen when they happen. The chapters are going to be long ones. I will try my hardest to update regularly. But it is a very big story (64 plus chapters) and requires a lot of planning.
The Dangers of Falling - An AizenxGin fic currently in the works. This one is set before THOLN, so its kind of a prequel of sorts. But it will still be a standalone story. This one I will plan out from start to end before I make it public.
Well, here's a little bit about moi:
Well, what can I say, I live in a small town in the UK in the middle of this great recession. Kinda sucks really. But I love to write, and I'm slowly becoming addicted to anime. And yaoi writing of the crack variety - Damn you Crazyfeatherhead! And nii-sama! Its their faults! Don't blame me!
Me as a writer and a few random things -
I like to write a lot. I probably write too much for my own good - but I love it. I'm currently starting off on some original stories and novels and who knows, maybe one day the world will see them. But until then, I have to finish them before I even think about publishing stuff.
For my fanfics on here, I try to update regularly. I try but I'm a very distractable writer and I can't focus on one fic for more than a week at a time. So updates are random. I have a short attention span. So if you happen to like one of my fics it might be an idea to put it on alert. Updates will actually happen at some point.
I specialise in bleach crack humour writing but also write some serious plots. My favourite characters to write about are uLquiorra (little u, big L since Ulquiorra actually IS L), Gin, Aizen and Tousen (But only when he is being killed off in some fashion) OH and little Cherry-chan and her mate Tsuku-kun.
I write for me, myself and I, but I also believe that stories should be shared with the world. I do not know if that makes me a hypocrite or not...
Believe it or not, grammar is not one of my strong points as a writer. So I get all of my stuff beta-read, well, some of it. But I currently have two lovely beta's and they are the best beta's I could ask for. These are thebrownwerewolf and Crazyfeatherhead
I have a tendency to overthink things, and am very picky when it comes to realism and having my work eloquently sounding and flowing properly and making sense. And plots have to make sense and be logical at the same time. People have to be in character while still forwarding the plot. I am very much a perfectionist when it comes to writing.
I find writing happy endings extremely difficult. But I've been told I'm an anime crack dealer. And that I have addicts.
I have done some angst, and I have not shied away from the topic of abuse and death. However, I can also do cute, funny, and fluffy stuff. Smutty yaoi filled things also tend to appear.
People have cried reading my fics... I know that's what the reader is supposed to feel, but still, I feel bad for making people cry.
I rarely cry when writing. and people have cried at the stuff I've written dry eyed, so if I end up in pieces writing something, my readers are most likely going to need tissues. Believe me, it has happened. It doesn't happen often, but I have cried when writing. But it's only the really powerful stuff that gets to me.
I have a very tainted mind, and therefore have a very twisted sense of humour. My beta can probably testify to this...
I despise theft. With every fiber of my being. So it really really annoys me when people write about my Cherry-chan and/or her mate Tsuku without asking me first! I don't have any massive problem with people doing borrowing my characters, but I just like to be asked first. Come on people, we all hate character theft. You wouldn't like it if I did it to you.
It has taken me a year of writing and getting converted into a yaoi fangirl for me to find my OTP. And it ends up being AizenxKira... and there isn't much out there for it... which does sadden me. But I'm working on changing that. I have such a taste for the random and obscure stuff. GinxHanatarou is also becoming a preference of mine.
I do often wonder why the suscribers to some of my stories don't review... really. But tis optional of course.
me on requests -
Despite the fact that waiting for the requester's thoughts on the fic is like waiting for Julius Caesar's verdict on whether I live or die, I do take requests if anybody so desires for me to write them something. However, I will only accept requests for the fandoms I have previously written for though.
I do love a challenge, and I will write almost any pairing and rating, and I am not shy of writing smut.
However, I will not write:
incest (for obvious reasons), yuri (the research would be too much for me), any pairing with Tousen in (I won't be able to take it seriously), masochism (I struggle to get through just reading it), and bondage and/or kinky sex (not what I usually write, mainly because I get enough ridicule in real life just for writing tender yaoi lovemaking scenes, and I do not wish to fuel that fire)
My only rules on taking requests would be that you have to review the fic since you asked for it (common courtesy I suppose), that this review be longer than one line, that you be constructive, you tell me what you like/dislike and things I can improve on, and be honest in your opinions, but don't leave hateful or nasty comments.
And also, Don't ask me to write for you and then vanish off the face of the earth. I wrote for you, so at least acknowledge it. I put a lot of effort into my request and commission pieces. And honestly I am happy that people ask me to write something for them.
Also, if I ask for a request I will always review it. I often go to town on my reviews. Like, write essays of my thoughts and constructively critique work.
me on reviews -
Why yes, I actually appreciate ALL of my reviews and yes, I do actually reply to some! So if I can write to please at least ONE other person it makes it all worth it. I'll also review whenever I see something I like although I've been told I'm notoriously hard to please. And I'm very picky about what I like. Thus, I rarely leave reviews unless I really really like something. Consider it a compliment if I do review you.
Constructive critisism is always welcomed by me. Hateful comments are not.
If there's a few spelling errors in my work, you can tell me where they are. I dislike errors in my work (probably because of my OCD in writing) so I will go back and fix errors if they are pointed out to me. I am not perfect, I am only human and may not see everything.
And if you still want to give me a hateful comment - give me the option to reply to you and defend myself. Back up your comments, you cowards. Likewise, if you have a problem with me or my works, PM me. I do not want personal attacks on me as an author on a story. Critiques on my work go in review - critisism towards me goes in private messages. You can't remove signed reviews on here and I don't appreciate being publicly attacked.
Also, I dislike it when writers hold updates hostage until they get X number of reviews. Why? You should write because you want to, for the joy of the story... not for the reviews. And besides, if you do that, the feedback you DO get will not be helpful. And does nothing to motivate you. And these reviews Will Be Forced. Hell, they May even just be all lies! If people review me, I want them to do so because they really like my work and would like to tell me so.
This next one is something that's recently come up. Review numbers. I really hate talking about this, and I hate being asked about this about my own fics on here. It has always been my opinion that a story shouldn't ever be judged on review numbers. The numbers mean nothing to me. If I really like a story, I will review it whether it has one or one hundred reviews. Judge the words, not the numbers; the writer will love you for it.
Where else you can find me on the interweb -
I like to lurk in various places, these are the places I'm most likely to be found.
Public service announcement: my crack house rules -
It has come to my attention that people reading my crack fics have been nearly dying of laughter and getting into some trouble in waking everyone else in their household and when talking on the phone. Therefore I have set out guidelines - now remember, these are only guidelines - when reading my cracks. If your humour is anything like mine and you laugh like an insane evil maniac when reading them you may wanna follow this advice -
1- no eating - and this includes gum! you might choke. Its dangerous! seriously. have ya ever tried to swallow while laughing?!
2- no drinking - especially hot things like tea and coffee. You could burn yourself, or inhale it and drown. Let the characters I write about do the burning and the drowning here please.
3- no talking on the phone. It could wreck your conversation. Unless you have a funnybone of steel, put the phone down.
4- again, don't read these at insane times in the morning! I cannot be held responsible for you getting into trouble if you wake everyone up at 3AM.
5- no literally dying of laughter. It won't be good if my readers keep dying on me. Ya got that, you are not allowed to die. Remember to breathe.
6- always always have somebody on hand to save you just in case you do choke - this is assuming you have chosen to ingore points 1 and 2. It happened to me once and my nii sama had to come save me. It wasn't a pleasant experience.
7- and finally, Review! - it makes for more crack! But no hateful comments please. I want all critisism to be constructive. Expect some replies.
8- if you can, try not to fall out of your chairs. Don't hurt yourselves now ^^
9 - oh, and no reading in class people. same goes for work. I don't want people to get in trouble, or worse, fired from their jobs.
This has been one of TDW's PSA's. That said, enjoy the random senseless humour.
Hope ya like what ya read~ Byebye!
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