| TheDrunkenWerewolf |
Author has written 42 stories for Bleach, Harry Potter, Death Note, and Sweeney Todd. Hello, this is Wolfy-chan! (aka TDW, but I prefer Wolfy-chan, its less formal that way) Le important updates: I am writing updates again, but they will still be kinda spaced out. I really fail at regular updates for anything. But I'm trying to go through and update everything, but it will take a while. Current projects: Original CherryxTsuku novel. (classified, because I fear theives) The Heir of Las Noches - upates will resume soon. Updates happen when they happen. The chapters are going to be long ones. I will try my hardest to update regularly. But it is a very big story (64 plus chapters) and requires a lot of planning. The Dangers of Falling - An AizenxGin fic currently in the works. This one is set before THOLN, so its kind of a prequel of sorts. But it will still be a standalone story. This one I will plan out from start to end before I make it public. Well, here's a little bit about moi: Well, what can I say, I live in a small town in the UK in the middle of this great recession. Kinda sucks really. But I love to write, and I'm slowly becoming addicted to anime. And yaoi writing of the crack variety - Damn you Crazyfeatherhead! And nii-sama! Its their faults! Don't blame me! Me as a writer and a few random things - I like to write a lot. I probably write too much for my own good - but I love it. I'm currently starting off on some original stories and novels and who knows, maybe one day the world will see them. But until then, I have to finish them before I even think about publishing stuff. For my fanfics on here, I try to update regularly. I try but I'm a very distractable writer and I can't focus on one fic for more than a week at a time. So updates are random. I have a short attention span. So if you happen to like one of my fics it might be an idea to put it on alert. Updates will actually happen at some point. I specialise in bleach crack humour writing but also write some serious plots. My favourite characters to write about are uLquiorra (little u, big L since Ulquiorra actually IS L), Gin, Aizen and Tousen (But only when he is being killed off in some fashion) OH and little Cherry-chan and her mate Tsuku-kun. I write for me, myself and I, but I also believe that stories should be shared with the world. I do not know if that makes me a hypocrite or not... Believe it or not, grammar is not one of my strong points as a writer. So I get all of my stuff beta-read, well, some of it. But I currently have two lovely beta's and they are the best beta's I could ask for. These are thebrownwerewolf and Crazyfeatherhead I have a tendency to overthink things, and am very picky when it comes to realism and having my work eloquently sounding and flowing properly and making sense. And plots have to make sense and be logical at the same time. People have to be in character while still forwarding the plot. I am very much a perfectionist when it comes to writing. I find writing happy endings extremely difficult. But I've been told I'm an anime crack dealer. And that I have addicts. I have done some angst, and I have not shied away from the topic of abuse and death. However, I can also do cute, funny, and fluffy stuff. Smutty yaoi filled things also tend to appear. People have cried reading my fics... I know that's what the reader is supposed to feel, but still, I feel bad for making people cry. I rarely cry when writing. and people have cried at the stuff I've written dry eyed, so if I end up in pieces writing something, my readers are most likely going to need tissues. Believe me, it has happened. It doesn't happen often, but I have cried when writing. But it's only the really powerful stuff that gets to me. I have a very tainted mind, and therefore have a very twisted sense of humour. My beta can probably testify to this... I despise theft. With every fiber of my being. So it really really annoys me when people write about my Cherry-chan and/or her mate Tsuku without asking me first! I don't have any massive problem with people doing borrowing my characters, but I just like to be asked first. Come on people, we all hate character theft. You wouldn't like it if I did it to you. It has taken me a year of writing and getting converted into a yaoi fangirl for me to find my OTP. And it ends up being AizenxKira... and there isn't much out there for it... which does sadden me. But I'm working on changing that. I have such a taste for the random and obscure stuff. GinxHanatarou is also becoming a preference of mine. I do often wonder why the suscribers to some of my stories don't review... really. But tis optional of course. me on requests - Despite the fact that waiting for the requester's thoughts on the fic is like waiting for Julius Caesar's verdict on whether I live or die, I do take requests if anybody so desires for me to write them something. However, I will only accept requests for the fandoms I have previously written for though. I do love a challenge, and I will write almost any pairing and rating, and I am not shy of writing smut. However, I will not write: incest (for obvious reasons), yuri (the research would be too much for me), any pairing with Tousen in (I won't be able to take it seriously), masochism (I struggle to get through just reading it), and bondage and/or kinky sex (not what I usually write, mainly because I get enough ridicule in real life just for writing tender yaoi lovemaking scenes, and I do not wish to fuel that fire) My only rules on taking requests would be that you have to review the fic since you asked for it (common courtesy I suppose), that this review be longer than one line, that you be constructive, you tell me what you like/dislike and things I can improve on, and be honest in your opinions, but don't leave hateful or nasty comments. And also, Don't ask me to write for you and then vanish off the face of the earth. I wrote for you, so at least acknowledge it. I put a lot of effort into my request and commission pieces. And honestly I am happy that people ask me to write something for them. Also, if I ask for a request I will always review it. I often go to town on my reviews. Like, write essays of my thoughts and constructively critique work. me on reviews - Why yes, I actually appreciate ALL of my reviews and yes, I do actually reply to some! So if I can write to please at least ONE other person it makes it all worth it. I'll also review whenever I see something I like although I've been told I'm notoriously hard to please. And I'm very picky about what I like. Thus, I rarely leave reviews unless I really really like something. Consider it a compliment if I do review you. Constructive critisism is always welcomed by me. Hateful comments are not. If there's a few spelling errors in my work, you can tell me where they are. I dislike errors in my work (probably because of my OCD in writing) so I will go back and fix errors if they are pointed out to me. I am not perfect, I am only human and may not see everything. And if you still want to give me a hateful comment - give me the option to reply to you and defend myself. Back up your comments, you cowards. Likewise, if you have a problem with me or my works, PM me. I do not want personal attacks on me as an author on a story. Critiques on my work go in review - critisism towards me goes in private messages. You can't remove signed reviews on here and I don't appreciate being publicly attacked. Also, I dislike it when writers hold updates hostage until they get X number of reviews. Why? You should write because you want to, for the joy of the story... not for the reviews. And besides, if you do that, the feedback you DO get will not be helpful. And does nothing to motivate you. And these reviews Will Be Forced. Hell, they May even just be all lies! If people review me, I want them to do so because they really like my work and would like to tell me so. This next one is something that's recently come up. Review numbers. I really hate talking about this, and I hate being asked about this about my own fics on here. It has always been my opinion that a story shouldn't ever be judged on review numbers. The numbers mean nothing to me. If I really like a story, I will review it whether it has one or one hundred reviews. Judge the words, not the numbers; the writer will love you for it. Where else you can find me on the interweb - I like to lurk in various places, these are the places I'm most likely to be found. http://thedrunkenwerewolf.deviantart.com/ http://thedrunkenwerewolf.blogspot.com http://www.youtube.com/user/TheDrunkenWerewolf http://audiofic.jinjurly.com/category/thedrunkenwerewolfauthor Random stuff: Public service announcement: my crack house rules - It has come to my attention that people reading my crack fics have been nearly dying of laughter and getting into some trouble in waking everyone else in their household and when talking on the phone. Therefore I have set out guidelines - now remember, these are only guidelines - when reading my cracks. If your humour is anything like mine and you laugh like an insane evil maniac when reading them you may wanna follow this advice - 1- no eating - and this includes gum! you might choke. Its dangerous! seriously. have ya ever tried to swallow while laughing?! 2- no drinking - especially hot things like tea and coffee. You could burn yourself, or inhale it and drown. Let the characters I write about do the burning and the drowning here please. 3- no talking on the phone. It could wreck your conversation. Unless you have a funnybone of steel, put the phone down. 4- again, don't read these at insane times in the morning! I cannot be held responsible for you getting into trouble if you wake everyone up at 3AM. 5- no literally dying of laughter. It won't be good if my readers keep dying on me. Ya got that, you are not allowed to die. Remember to breathe. 6- always always have somebody on hand to save you just in case you do choke - this is assuming you have chosen to ingore points 1 and 2. It happened to me once and my nii sama had to come save me. It wasn't a pleasant experience. 7- and finally, Review! - it makes for more crack! But no hateful comments please. I want all critisism to be constructive. Expect some replies. 8- if you can, try not to fall out of your chairs. Don't hurt yourselves now ^^ 9 - oh, and no reading in class people. same goes for work. I don't want people to get in trouble, or worse, fired from their jobs. This has been one of TDW's PSA's. That said, enjoy the random senseless humour. Hope ya like what ya read~ Byebye! | |||||
1. The Heir of Las Noches » reviewsAizen's plan for Orihime is simple: to have her bear him a child to succeed him so he can give Gin the family he wants. But what happens when everything goes wrong? mostly AiGin and AiHime. A long read. Smut and drama throughout, among other things.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 137,434 - Reviews: 505 - Updated: 8-3-12 - Published: 3-11-09 - S. Aizen & G. Ichimaru2. Seducing the Swan Queen » reviewsAizen, with the help of Gin, comes up with a plan to make Orihime loyal to him through means of seduction. But what happens when it all goes hideously wrong and Aizen ends up falling in love with her instead? Multichapter. AiHime.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-17-12 - Published: 2-11-11 - S. Aizen & Orihime I.3. Let's have another one reviewsA request for sasusakurocks321. Aizen and Orihime decide she wants to have another baby. Well, Orihime decides to – Aizen just runs with it. AiHime. contains some smut and swearing.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-21-11 - S. Aizen & Orihime I. - Complete4. Love, War and Tea » reviewsA small collection of AizenxGin oneshots of various ratings. Yaoi. Some will contain smut/lemons later on.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-21-11 - Published: 5-29-11 - S. Aizen & G. Ichimaru5. The adventures of Gin and Cherry » reviewsAn ever expanding collection of cute and funny little stories set throughout the various times in the lives of Gin, Aizen and their new addition of Gin's little white fox Cherry. Follow on from "Gin's new pet". Companioned with numerous other fics.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 63 - Words: 51,140 - Reviews: 195 - Updated: 6-7-11 - Published: 5-4-09 - G. Ichimaru & S. Aizen6. Bleach kareoke crack » reviewsBleach people plus alcohol plus karaoke equals total madness. Aizen, Gin and many others attempt to sing karaoke songs. My attempt at humour. A story originally written for Crazyfeatherhead, but I do take requests. Contains nothing but OOC-ness and crack.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,675 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 2-8-11 - Published: 7-17-097. The Dangers of Falling reviewsGin became a shinigami with the intention to kill Aizen Sousuke as revenge for hurting Rangiku. But when their eyes actually met, everything started to change. And Gin begins to discover the dangers of falling for the man you wanted to kill. AiGin, yaoi.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-8-11 - G. Ichimaru & S. Aizen8. Manipulating the mentalist » reviewsIt was once said that it is often the abused that become the abusers themselves. The same is true for Ichimaru Gin. He abused Kira because Aizen abused him. A mirror story to 'My imitated smile'. Has some graphic abuse scenes and profanities throughout.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,843 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 12-30-10 - Published: 9-13-09 - G. Ichimaru & S. Aizen9. Picture perfect » reviewsIt has been ten years since the war ended. Aizen is gone, and Orihime is living at home with Gin and her son. Her life is perfect. But things don't stay picture perfect for very long. post war. Sequel to another story. Mentions previous AiHime and AiGin.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,483 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-6-10 - Published: 5-27-10 - Orihime I. & S. Aizen10. Life in hell » reviewsSnapshots of Gin's life after leaving the soul society for Huecco Mundo. And for a life of torture and abuse at the hands of Aizen. Companion piece/continuation to 'Manipulating the mentalist' Warnings – some swearing, physical and mental abuse thereinBleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-31-10 - Published: 1-9-10 - G. Ichimaru & S. Aizen11. Of masks and masquerades reviewsAizen, in introspective. These are his thoughts on pretending to be someone you are not. Post betrayal.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-18-10 - S. Aizen - Complete12. Blackmail » reviewsStory for thebrownwerewolf. Lucius threatens to tell the whole school about Remus' lycanthropy… unless he complies to his wishes of course. Warnings – graphic yaoi and abusive sex/rape. Young Lucius x young Remus with implied SiriusxRemus.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-5-10 - Published: 2-15-10 - Remus L. & Lucius M.13. Tell me a story » reviewsGin is grieving for the loss of his much loved pet fox Cherry-chan. And Aizen tells him a story to try and help him feel better - the story of the rainbow bridge. Tissues may be needed.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-30-10 - Published: 3-29-10 - G. Ichimaru & S. Aizen - Complete14. Flowers, wine and fatherhood reviewsRequest for Master Solo. Matsumoto goes into a restaurant to meet Gin for a romantic dinner date they had planned. But little does he know that her new dress isn't the only surprise she has in store for him. An AU fic.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-29-10 - R. Matsumoto & G. Ichimaru - Complete15. Moongazing reviewsA GinxHana fic containing yaoi, a lot of smut, some naughty language, and an obscure pairing choice. They started the night moongazing atop the roof and then somehow, beause of Gin, they end up in the bedroom.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-16-10 - G. Ichimaru & Hanatarō Y. - Complete16. Ne pleure pas mon amour reviewsAizen comforts Kira after he hears people talk badly of him. Yaoi, smut, bad language - rated mature for a reason. The usual TDW obscure pairing choice. Just read, this summary is terrible.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-14-10 - S. Aizen & I. Kira - Complete17. Ulquiorra's origin and L's afterlife » reviewshow did Ulquiorra become Ulquiorra? Well, it all began with the death of the most famous detective whose face was unknown to the world and his journey into the afterlife. Half serious/half crack. Spoilers for the most recent bleach manga and death note.Crossover - Bleach & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 3-10-10 - Published: 3-31-09 - Ulquiorra & L18. Some drunken lovin' reviewsSome GinxHanatarou smut. Pure crack, OOC, not abusive, and not meant to be taken seriously at all. I just wanted to have some fun. That's all I can say about this. All you need to know is that Gin is drunk. Very drunk.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-6-10 - G. Ichimaru & Hanatarō Y. - Complete19. Heaven, hell, death and apologies » reviewsThe continuations of my other fic 'So long and goodnight'. ending summaries inside. Has lots of angst, much death and mentions of previous abuse. Compmpanion pieces to my 'Tales of the manipulated' fics. Writing is in progress. Very Gin/Izuru centric.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-21-10 - Published: 12-18-09 - G. Ichimaru & I. Kira20. Pink Kimono reviewsA gift fic for Crazyfeatherhead, written all for you my dear. An AizenxKira lovey/smutty lemony oneshot in which Kira has been brought to Las Noches to be with Aizen. Because there is no betrayal, only a temporary parting of ways.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-10 - I. Kira & S. Aizen - Complete21. Morbid » reviewsLoli has always been jealous of Cherry, but one day she takes things too far. And Gin exacts his vengeance in the fashion most suitable. Because this is Las Noches… and this is what morbid looks like. Warnings- swearing, abuse, and gore throughout.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-30-10 - G. Ichimaru & Loly - Complete22. My imitated smile » reviewsWe all know that Kira Izuru was innocent. Even after all the lies, the deceit, and the betrayal, we know that he was innocent. But looking back on it, Izuru knows that he never was innocent. Never. And it was all because of Ichimaru Gin and his abuse.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 25,757 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1-17-10 - Published: 6-18-09 - I. Kira & G. Ichimaru - Complete23. Sleeptalking reviewsRequest from Crazyfeatherhead. Aizen finds Kira asleep at his desk... and talking to him. A cute little AiKira fic.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-11-10 - I. Kira & S. Aizen - Complete24. All I want right now » reviewsA fic following Aizen and Kira's relationship after they've become lovers. Yaoi. smut. Some fluff. Maybe cracky in later chapters. Really can't summarise this one. rated just to be on the safe side.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-10-10 - Published: 1-6-10 - S. Aizen & I. Kira25. Pure Devotion reviewsTheir love was a pure love. Their love was a beautiful love that evolved over time. A love that grew and matured. And this… this is the night they become lovers. An AizenxKira oneshot with smut and yaoi.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-21-09 - Complete26. You don't know me, really reviewsThe other half of Aizen, the evil abusive half, voices his thoughts. Companion piece to 'Abusive compulsive'. Because how many of us can really say that we know him? Really?Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-20-09 - S. Aizen - Complete27. If things were different reviewsWhat if even through all of the pain that Gin suffered there was a light at the end of the tunnel that wasn't just another oncoming train? What if Izuru had known about the abuse Gin suffered from Aizen? What would have happened if things were different?Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-17-09 - G. Ichimaru & I. Kira - Complete28. Abusive Compulsive » reviewsWhat makes a person abuse another? What made Aizen abuse Gin? Explanations, revelations and an insight into the psyche, this is the story of Ichimaru Gin's abuse from Aizen's perspective. Mirror story to 'Manipulating the mentalist'.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,414 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-6-09 - Published: 12-2-09 - S. Aizen & G. Ichimaru29. So long and goodnight » reviewsA confrontation between Gin and Izuru in the war set after manga chapter 324. Has some references to previous Kira abuse and some Gin abuse. Inspired by the song 'Helena' by my chemical romance. There's no happy endings here.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 9-3-09 - I. Kira & G. Ichimaru - Complete30. Swords of passion reviewsRandom and crackish AizenxGin yaoi fic written for Crazyfeatherhead. Sort of sequel to "The consequences of losing a bet" after Gin finds out what Aizen did to him. Contains strong language and rated for obvious reasons. You were warned at the beginninngBleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-8-09 - S. Aizen & G. Ichimaru - Complete31. Thoughts reviewsGin's pet fox Cherry contemplates her owner Gin. These are her thoughts. Short drabble written as a companion piece to 'The adventures of Gin and Cherry'.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-6-09 - G. Ichimaru - Complete32. Rescue me reviewsGin and Aizen work for the animal protection services. But one day they get called out on an investigation which would change more than one life for the better. An AU fic. Companion piece to my other Gin&Cherry stuff.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-3-09 - G. Ichimaru & S. Aizen - Complete33. Huecco Mundo's Sweeney Todd » reviewsThe tale of Sweeney Todd as told by the cast of bleach. Featuring SweeneyAizen, LovettGin and the evil judgeTousen. My second crack attempt Co-authored by Crazyfeatherhead. Some language and spoilers for both bleach and ST.Crossover - Bleach & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-25-09 - Published: 5-1-0934. Aizen's nightmare » reviewsAizen has a terrible dream… Complete two part Gin&Cherry fic written as a continuation of "Gin's lullaby". Read the whole thing before you decide to lynch me… Side note – you will need tissues.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-20-09 - G. Ichimaru & S. Aizen - Complete35. New arrivals reviewsGin's fox Cherry had babies! Now there's the pitter patter of tiny paws padding around and six little white balls of fluff to love. Sequel to "unexpected emergency" Written for TurquisePL. Companion piece to my other Gin&Cherry stuff.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-19-09 - G. Ichimaru & S. Aizen36. Cherry blossoms reviewsA Gin&Cherry version of the Japanese folktale "hanasaka jiisan" - One day while working in the field, Gin rescues a white fox cub from his evil neighbour Tousen, and he and his brother Aizen look after her. A story of karma.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-10-09 - G. Ichimaru & S. Aizen - Complete37. Perfection in my eyes reviewsTo the world, she may be flawed. But in his eyes she was beautiful. She was his entire world, and she was perfect. Yet another Gin&Cherry fic. Companion piece to Gin's new pet.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-6-09 - G. Ichimaru - Complete38. Unexpected emergency reviewsSomething is wrong with Gin's little pet fox Cherry and a serious problem arises. A one shot "what if..." fic set in Gin and Aizen's later captain days. Companion piece to my other Gin&Cherry stuff and "Gin's new pet" Continued in "new arrivals"Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-3-09 - G. Ichimaru & S. Aizen - Complete39. The consequences of losing a bet reviewsAn Aizen/Gin crack fic! Rated for insanity, language, violence, cross dressing, drugging, strip bars, pole dancing, drinking, smoking, stalking, character abuse, yaoi and Tousen burning. My third attempt at humour. Immature mature audiences only.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-22-09 - G. Ichimaru & S. Aizen - Complete40. Gin's new pet reviewsLittle Gin has found himself a new pet, much to Aizen's displeasure since pets are against the rules. Cute little one-shot set in Aizen's lieutenant days.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-27-09 - G. Ichimaru & S. Aizen - Complete41. Kaname Tousen must die reviewsAizen and Gin discuss the many ways in which they can rid themselves of Tousen. My attempt at humour, If ya like tousen then don't read this. crack fic written for and inspired by crazyfeatherhead. Sweeney Todd references and Tousen killing abound!Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-30-09 - S. Aizen & G. Ichimaru - Complete42. Gin's lullaby reviewsAn insight into the sibling-like bond between Aizen and Gin inspired by the lullaby in Pan's labyrinth.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-17-09 - G. Ichimaru & S. Aizen - Complete