K, erm, my name's Irene... I am a Jesusfreak (obviously :D) I'm from Ireland, but I can speak fluent Dutch as both my parents are/were Dutch. I have a dog I adore. I loooooove writing, currently I am writing an actual book, but because of school it is being slowed down. I have a dull life, occasionally lit up from occasional happenings - weekends, food, no homework! (wow, isn't my life exciting?) :D. I love dancing, and singing though I'm not brilliant at that (:D). I also love answering questions, about anything, from the small things to big... philosophy, science, why our lives suck and how to take oer the world...

Fav Singer/Band; Paramore, Britt Nicole, Krystal Meyers, Reamonn, Within Temptation, Evanescense, Switchfoot, Kutless, Relient k, Steven Curtis Chapman, Matthew West. I'll stop here, not because there's no more, but because I could go on forever.

Fav Actor/Actress: I amn't really into checking out names, but actors that inspire me to watch the movies they play in are, Will Smith, Johnny Depp, Freddie Highmore... and... I think that's it. If I think of any more, they will end up here.

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.

7.Don’t use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

Quotes - ok, I don't know if I'll ever write all these out... my wall is literally COVERED in these... but I'll start off small and grow :) These are less of the philosphical ones (like on my walls) and more like funny things said in movies/books.

One Tree Hill:

Nathan (dad) "So how does it feel to be scarred for life?"
Jamie (son) "Fine - I like Nanny Deb. I like Uncle Skills. So what if they like each other?"
Nathan "You know, it's a little more complicated than that. Nanny Deb is also my mom"
Jamie: "Yeah, but I let you kiss MY mom"

House;

House: What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.

House No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate.

House: (looking angry) What the hell are those?
Cameron: Candy canes.
House: Candy canes? Are you mocking me?
Cameron: (all wide-eyed and scared) No. I just... Its Christmas... and I thought...
House: Relax. Its a joke

Wilson: (over a microphone with deep, gruff voice) House, this is God.
House: (Inside the MRI chamber) Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Wilson: Let me check. Oh, I got a plague! How about Friday?
House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Wilson: Oh, damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
Cuddy: (enters MRI room) House!
House: Quick, God! Smite the evil witch!
(Cuddy scolds House for hiding information)
House: (when Wilson remains quiet) God, why have you forsaken me?

Wilson: You can be a real jerk sometimes, you know that?
House: Yeah. And you’re the good guy.
Wilson: At least I try.
House: As long as you’re trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Wilson: And as long as you’re not trying, you can say whatever you want.
House: So between us, we can do anything. We can rule the world!

Chase: How would you feel if I interfered with your personal life?
House: I'd hate it. That's why I cleverly have no personal life.

Cameron: (out of the blue) He's black!
House: What?
Cameron: Foreman's black!
House: Really? (pretends to be shocked) How long have you been withholding that information?

House: He did, however get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning...
Cameron: He was shot?!
House: (rolling his eyes) No – somebody threw it at him.

Writing Challenge - for all those who love House and Harry Potter!!

I want a fanfiction where Snape meets House. Simple enough. That's really it... I see it as a one-shot, but if you manage a multi-chapter story, even better. There isn't a lot more to the challenge. No slash, please... I don't know, I don't see either of them as slash characters. I mean, I like canon, and House and Snape aren't slash in canon... Other than that, I'm pretty much giving you free reign... so, basically, I want Snape's snarkiness and House's sarcastic wit to come together.

For all those following my story "Howling At the Moon" I've handed it over to Annabeth Swan. Also, again, I want to invite you to read the fanfic "BY the Light of the Moon" It's great! Also about Harry and Dudley being werewolves.