about me

age 15

sex male

hometown darkest corners in my mine

fav anime naruto, full metal alchemist, case closed/detective conen,dbz, rave master, bleach, ranma, inuyasha,d.greyman, code geass,gurren laggan, deathnote, kasiashi :girl meet girl, and other anime like ranma

fav manga same as above judas

cartoons pokemon total drama action avitar code lyoko recess

games Zelda elder scrolls 4,fable,fire emblem final fantasy halo saints row

tv shows wwe raw wipe out

movies stay alive child's play/friday the 13th/nightmare on elm st series

books harry potter series

bands uverworld beatcrusader orenge range kings of leon 3 oh! 3 soad greenday panic@thedisco metrostacion

ranma parings Ranma & ukyo, Ranma & akane

Random shit

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

ABCDEFGHIf you beleive megakiraralover/mkl is a totally awesome authoress and should rule the world, copy and paste this onto your profileJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ! (hmm, wonder if anyone will buy it... -shifty eyes-)

If you think garra desives love copy and past this in your profile

If you wonder why they don't have many Pokemon fanfics that ash is a girl copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

"I wonder if there's a way to incinerate someone over the phone...care to help me find out?" Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist

"Gaara was the only person who could scare the shit out of you, in broad daylight, on Christmas, in Disney World." Alchemypoetry from Fanfiction (hey, you gotta admit, what it says is true.)

"To fall seven times, to rise eight times. Life begins now." karate thing

"Sorry, God doesn't like me very much. Even if I went to Heaven, he'd probably chase me away!" Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist

"Stand up and walk. Keep going forward. At least you have strong legs to take you there." Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist

"If we don't get caught...we won't get caught." Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist

"Okay, I'm gonna do something slightly illegal now, so you just look the other way for a sec." Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist

"Play the fool, be the fool." Shesshomaru from InuYasha

"...Down the road about three blocks, you'll find a coffin store! Go buy one in your size!" Izumi from Fullmetal Alchemist

"If only security was as tight as Mustang's ass, we wouldn't have to get involved in anything in the first place!" Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist: The Curse of the Crimson Elixir

"Hmmm, something's fishy here and it ain't cod." Hughes from Fullmetal Alchemist: The Curse of the Crimson Elixer

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program." i dunno, but its funny!

"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have." dunno who said it, but whatever

"So...um...does it strike you that we've been working our asses off based on a TOTALLY wrong assumption!?" Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist: Crimson Elixer

"When darkness is at its strongest, a single light can prove a guide to those who are lost. However, a single light cannot illuminate all and will eventually fall. But when that light is refracted, it can turn the tides of battle." Aloria from ff.net

"Hmm, let's see...I'll take an educated guess and start pulling levers until something happens! Ennie, meenie, minie..." Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist: Crimson Elixer

"Uh, come again? I didn't quite catch that incriminating mumble." Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist: Crimson Elixer

"Nothing is impossible." Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist

"Since the day I was born to till the day I die...the only side I'm on is my own!" Goku, Gojyo, and Hakkai from Saiyuki

UPCOMING STORIES

The new key barers (OC&OC,Sora&kiari) set 20 years after kh2 the worlds are attacked this time sora, kiari and riku's kids save the day

Story of the mirror alchemist(A fe-ed story fe-ed&OC)

Goku's three brothers (Raditz becomes good and Goku has two brothers crossover with ranma 1/2 )

goku's revenge (how freiza really died and it wasn't trunks wait for details)

Brother of a Kira (what if your girlfriend had a brother on the inside of the people you are trying to kill and he has a death note Light &L, Oc &light's sister

Son of a Kira (sequel of brother of Kira begins 4 after brother of Kira's ending)

Code Lyoko1/2 (Ranma1/2,Code lyoko crossover)

Ranma's Crossover adventure (Ranma1/2,Inuyasha,Bleach,Full Metal Alcamest,naruto &Final Fantasy 7 Crossover)(Ranma and Akane go through hell with many crossovers)

Ash's Wish(funny how one wish can change the world Fe-ash&Ml-misty Fe-max&Brock)

Family combining (what if Kamina had a real family his brother and sister work together to help Simon with everything)

Brother of a demon(naruto brother shows up)

the potters (harry and his brother,and sister through all 7 books)

Code Soalblade 1/2 (Bleach, Ranma1/2, Code Geass & Kingdom Hearts Crossover) ( What if you wake up on a strange island )

Stories up now

Death note ending(anther ending to death note0

Fire emblem Rekka no ken(Lyn's brother learns how the black fang was corrupted and vowed to stop it) on hiatas

Anime/manga idol (a collection of song fics sung by random anime members)