Name: If you're really that blind, I'm impeacheuan3122. You may call me Peachy.

Gender: Female. And proud to be so.

Current Location: At my desk. Duh.

Weakness: K/S of any kind, runon sentences, and Kryptonite.

Chocolate or Vanilla: Both, please.

Fandoms: Animorphs, occasionally Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Star Trek both TOS and XI, I've been known to dip into Twilight on occasion, and even more rarely I'll read a Hannah Montana fic. I've been getting into House, M.D. lately. Great stuff.

Pairings: Remus/Sirius, if I like anything. Harry/Snape. I'll do Ginny/Draco. Spock/Kirk (it's canon so don't give me bullshit). I'll read Liley, but that's to piss Pooja off. Seth/Squirrel. Great fic. I'll read Harry/Draco. Sulu/Chekov kicks ass. House/Wilson.

Updating: It depends. Sometimes I won't update for months at a time and sometimes I'll update five times in one week. You just have to stay tuned...

Fics: I've got a few fics in the works-mostly this time-travel fic that I'm not going to publish until I finish.

I helped my friend PLJ22 write this Niley story, Summer Love, so I encourage you to check that out! She adopted it from ShoppingAndDiamonds, and I helped her with Chapter 6, and things kind of spiraled from there. I really hate both Nick and Miley, but I'm very proud of both Pooja and I's work on it.

I also let my stepsister adopt a story that I'd written but abandoned called Bonded: The Chamber. I don't know if she'll ever update, but I gave her everything I'd written in case she wanted to. That was some of my younger work, when I was still convinced that Harry was meant to be with Ginny. Now I'm more of a Harry/Luna or Harry/Snape kind of person, but still, check it out if you want.

Fics I read? I read my pairings, and I greatly enjoy Harry Potter crack!fics, insane fics, fics with PLOT, and redo fics.

Yeah, the rest is pairings. But I reccomend Odd Ideas.

Ode To Reviewers:

To Those Who Review:

I love you like Voldemort loves the Avada Kedavra

Like Lucius Malfoy loves hair products

Like Scotty loves the Enterprise

Like Kirk loves Spock.

I love you like the sun loves the horizon it dips down to meet

at sunset during the fall

early but not too early.

Well, sometimes.

I love you like Ron loves Hermione

Like Tobias loves Rachel

even after all those years.

I love those of you who bring up vaild points

Things I should improve on

or add to

or change

or got wrong

or make simpler.

Those of you who say it gently

Those of you who review with a simple

"Liked it"

or

"Good chapter"

or

"Nice Job".

Those of you who tell the truth--

"I wasn't too fond of this chapter"

"Okay, that sucked."

I love my reviewers like a physicist loves Einstien

or a writer loves Shakespeare

or an actor loves Clark Gable

or a musician loves Mozart

or a Christian loves God.

You Know The Drill:

1. Remus Lupin

2. Sirius Black

3. Ginreva Weasley

4. Fred Weasley

5. Minerva McGonagall

6. Arthur Weasley

7. Percy Weasley

8. Luna Lovegood

9. Albus Dumbledore

10. Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody

11. Severus Snape

12. Harry Potter

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Arthur/Snape? Hows about no. Like, ever.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Fred is delectable.

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I imagine Luna would be very pleased.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Ooh, yeah, I read this good one...uh...ooh, I can't remember! But it was a paranoid!Dumbles fic.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Sirius and Arthur? NO.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Minerva/Albus, I guess. I cannot see her with Mad-Eye.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Percy would stutter, turn scarlet, and say, "Well, be sure to...uh...practice safe sex, Harry!"

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Truth or dare always gets interesting with the Order, and now that Ginny has been dared to kiss Mad-Eye, she cannot contain her passions any longer...eew.

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Let me check...yeah, here's the (very small) archive: http://www.fanfiction.net/book/Harry_Potter/10/2/1/1/0/547/5/0/0/1/

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

"Rules Are Always There For You, Firstie"

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

It would involve the Marauder's Map, hurt/comfort, Remus missing Sirius (and Fred being just like him).

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

No, but I rather like him with Oliver.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Yup. Everybody loves Ginny/Harry.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, sadly.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Sirius/Fred/Minerva...no.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" I don't know.

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Bella Luna by Jason Mraz? I don't know.

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Remus/Arthur/Harry...do not read.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Mad-Eye on Sirius... "You're a whore...but ever shagged someone with a peg leg AND a fake eye?"

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

It's been a while, but I read one FEATURING Minnie just yesterday.

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

No clue.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Severus/Albus...I can actually see that, strangely enough. Slightly drunk.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

UGH...GINNY/PERCY? Um, Percy...but gross.

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Remus and Albus are in a happy relationship until Albus suddenly runs off with Fred. Remus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Severus and a brief unhappy affair with Harry, then follows the wise advice of Minerva and finds true love with Ginny.

Hows about "Werewolf Fun: Three Times It Didn't Work Out For Remus and One Time It Worked Perfectly."

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

That would be...interesting.