Author has written 166 stories for Pokémon, NCIS, CSI: New York, Wolf's Rain, CSI: Miami, CSI, Law and Order: CI, House, M.D., Criminal Minds, Castle, Cold Case, Bones, NCIS: Los Angeles, Without a Trace, Law and Order: SVU, Trauma, Law and Order, TV X-overs, Law and Order: UK, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Endless Ocean, Leverage, Warriors, Mentalist, Wild Kratts, Doctor Who, Big Bang Theory, War Horse, Angry Birds, Professor Layton, Misc. Games, Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, Avatar, Clash of the Titans, 2010, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Dinosaur Train, and Game X-overs.
Ugh, FFS, I'm not writing any more Wild Kratts stories. Sorry. I'm getting tired of the stupid bitches that complain that about how I ship Martin and Aviva.
Just stfu. Seriously. I don't give a shit, really. I'm reaching my breaking point, though.
Do you seriously piss me off on purpose, assholes?
D o n ' t f o r g e t t o l i k e m y p a g e !
(I spaced it funny to get your attention!)
I deleted three of my older stories. I felt like I needed to start over.
Hey, redoing my profile, check back soon, 'k peeps?
Notice: I deleted some stories. I highly doubt anyone was reading them.
I voted in my poll. Is that biased? But seriously, CJ, if you're reading this: get your lazy ass off Civ V or Navyfield and write something, for Chrissake!
Good God. How I love your writing, CJ.
Oh yeah, this account might be shared by KingsIndian at any given time. He's from the UK. I'm afraid I'm not, though I wish I was. I am obsessed about leaving. It's all I think of, really.
I hope to get over a million words by the end of the year!
Pairings I write for:
WishfulShipping - Cilan/Iris
MascheraShipping - Looker/Professor Juniper
BauxiteShipping - Clay/Fennel - OH! I hope it gets named...
WhichCameFirstShipping - Prof. Juniper/Elm. Oh that's right. Duh! It's not called QuetzalShipping anymore. I remembered I had tried to name it that but the pairing was already taken. Sigh.
Looker/Cassidy (an OC)
ConjunctionShipping - Saturn/Mars
Mac/Stella - RIP
Don/Angell - RIP
Law & Order: CI
Law & Order:
Michael/Connie - RIP
Lupes/Kevin - I can see these two being more than just friends XD
Law & Order: UK
Steel/Aleesha - RIP - I know the actor that plays Steel is gay in real life, but that's all right.
Ronnie/Matt - I love this pairing...
Law & Order: SVU
House/Cuddy - RIP
Hmm... I'd really like to write for Deeks/Kensi and Eric/Nell (holy crap they are SO cute together...)
I like G/Kensi as well
Pairings I'd like to write for:
Professor Layton/Emmy (Professor Layton, after the Last Specter)
Maura/Jane (Rizzoli & Isles)
Stories I'd like to write!
A Rizzoli & Isles story... Umm. I've only seen the first two episodes. WAHH! I feel awful! :(
More Bauxiteshipping! This is my new, favourite OTP. Wait, you can have more than one OTP, can't you?
More WishfulShipping! Wohoo! My poll has nineteen votes!!! That's staggering!
Poem: Angry Birds. Yeah, real creative name...
The Big Bang Theory:
Drabble: Favourite Element
Drabble: Goodnight; Semperance 100
Bones & Criminal Minds crossover:
Drabble: Booth 'n Emily
Drabble: Paddleboat Ride; Valentine's Day Confession
Multi-chaptered: Science Project
Multi-chaptered: I Will Find a Way
Drabble: Alphabet challenge; He has a PhD in hottness (lol typo in title); His thoughts are free; Larmes; Love; These scars
Criminal Minds & Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior crossover:
Drabble: Catnip; He doesn't deserve a bad rap (lol typo again); Wedges;
Multi-chaptered: CSI: OKC
Multi-chaptered: Blood and Thunder; Of Humid Days and Beaches
CSI: Miami & Bones crossover:
Drabble: Horatio 'n Bones
CSI: triple crossover:
Multi-chaptered: Phoenix (maybe); The Taking of Mac Taylor;
CSI: Miami & CSI: NY crossover:
Poetry: CSI: NY; I have lost a best friend; I remember; Stella and Mac
Doctor Who & Dinosaur Train crossover:
Multi-chaptered: A New World (This is a really random plot bunny I had stuck in my head...)
Multi-chaptered: Endless Hunt
Multi-chaptered: All Alone in the World
Drabble: Italy 'N...
Drabble: Australia; Lonely; New cocktail
House & Criminal Minds crossover:
Multi-chaptered: Criminal Medical (this is actually my highest subbed/faved story ever)
Law & Order:
Drabble: In the arms of the angels; Softly sighing
Law & Order: Law & Order: UK crossover:
Law & Order: CI & CSI: NY:
Law & Order: SVU:
Multi-chaptered: Hurt (I hope)
Law & Order: UK:
Drabble: Beautiful voice; Flirt
Drabble: You're so blind
One-shot/drabble: Scarlet Tanager
NCIS & NCIS: LA crossover:
Multi-chaptered: Poetic Chaos;
Drabble: 100 drabbles: Émile and Cecilia; 100 Word JohtofestaShipping drabbles!; A kiss a contract; Away; Basil; Bauxite; Beautiful Night; Calcite; Dance; Did I tell you I loved you?; Eyes; Fencing; Finger Trapped; Frei wie eine Taube; Hot legs; Job; Klutzy; L'amour des jeunes; Moonlit wings; Overconfidence; Pirates; Quiet; Rest; Rocket Man; Romp; Sexiness; Sixteen Candles; Spiky-eared Pichu; Sundae; The Swan and the Rhino; Thunder; Together; Vintage Wine; Wishes; You're in my heart
Multi-chaptered: 82 Degrees; Affaire de Coeur; Ampharos's Demise; Beauty; Bertha; Black Mustang; Blood, Sweat and Tears; Bloodsoaked Grass; Catnapped; ConjunctionShipping; Coruscation; Eagle; Electric Flame; Endangered; Equidae; Forbidden Love; Hard to please; Juxtapose; Luca; Make Me Human; Maylene (might delete); PetraShipping; Protection; Radiant Ace; Revised: Oriss Chronicles; Ruby-throated Sparrow; RyuShipping (might delete); Sea King (planned); Secrets; Simplicity; Skywing; SnazzyShipping; Summer Nights; Trapped in an elevator; Umbra Luna; Undetermined Love; Vakoria; Wailord Wars; Why am I a Pokémon?; Épée
Poetry: Look, I'm sorry; My sweet Lyre; Poems of every Pokémon: Unova!; Random Pokémon poems; Sapphire aura
Pokémon & Avatar crossover:
Multi-chaptered: Gliese 581 c
Pokémon & Clash of the Titans: 2010:
Drabble: Perseus's Lucario
Pokémon & CSI: NY:
Pokémon & House:
Multi-chaptered: Lucian, MD
Professor Layton & Wild Kratts:
Drabble: Heart and Soul
Drabble: Speed Dating (might delete)
Drabble: Sweet Dreams
Drabble: I Watched Her Walk Away; Jayheart
Multi-chaptered: Warriors: REDUX
Warriors & Guardians of Ga'Hoole crossover:
Multi-chaptered: A new warrior
Drabble: Birds of Prey; She's the Best; 'Till the Last Budgie Sings; Young Biologists
Without a Trace & CSI: NY crossover:
Multi-chaptered: Live Like You were Dying
I recently read Tess Gertinson's Freaks. It's a Rizzoli & Isles short story. It was amazing!
BW061 or Underground Gym Battle! VS Yacon!! was freaking amazing. Clay is so badass! Why can't I have a badass boyfriend that wields a beautiful white hat and pickaxe? ;)
I'm thinking about updating some stories that have been ignored...
I watched the third episode of Rizzoli & Isles. It was a bit creepy... I tried the fourth, but it lagged so I'm gonna watch it later.
Yay! The new episode of Wild Kratts was really cool! But I guess it would suck to be a blade of grass XD. The lynx kitten was SO CUTE!
Warriors books I've read:
(x) Into the Wild
(x) Fire and Ice
(x) Forest of Secrets
(x) Rising Storm
(x) A Dangerous Path
(x) The Darkest Hour
(x) The Sight
(x) Dark River
(x) Long Shadows
(x) The Fourth Apprentice
(x) Fading Echoes
() Night Whispers
() Sign of the Moon
() The Forgotten Warrior
() The Last Hope
() Firestar's Quest
() Bluestar's Prophecy
() SkyClan's Destiny
() Crookedstar's Promise
() Get 600,000 words (have to start over since I deleted some things)
() Get 700,000 words
() Get 800,000 words
() Get 900,000 words
() Get 1,000,000 words
(x) Get 100 stories
() Get 200 stories
() Get 300 stories
WishfulShipping alphabet drabble challenge: (an x means it's done; a [tilde] means I'm working on it)
I might do other pairings other than Wishful. I might post 15 at a time, so be warned. :P
Same formula as above
() 006. Hours.
() 011. Red.
033. Too Much.
034. Not Enough.
035. Sixth Sense.
() 061. Winter.
(x) 083. And.
095. New Year.
096. Writer‘s Choice.
097. Writer‘s Choice.
098. Writer‘s Choice.
099. Writer‘s Choice.
100. Writer‘s Choice.
Likes & Dislikes
Likes: Science, anime, video games, Angry Birds!, puzzles, BIRDS and birds only, dinosaurs, palaeontology, archaeology, biology, writing, Dr Pepper, pizza, pasta, candy, jalapeno chips, Discover magazine, guns
Dislikes: Food (I only eat to survive, not to live), hunting (unless someone's life is in danger or if a specific animal is destroying the environment [e.g. rats, mice, wild boar. I've seen some disturbing videos of Tristan albatross chicks being eaten by MICE!, those are the only exceptions ), ads on videos (wtf, I don't give a rat's arse about your shoddy product!), when people mention meat (I want to vomit), reality shows (not all of them, Sons of Guns is fascinating!), hmmm... That's all I can think of!
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life…You give them a piece of you. They didn’t ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like ‘maybe we should be just friends’ turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.” —Neil Gaiman
“There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed by the Creator into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.” —Charles Darwin, sixth edition of The Origin of Species.
“There is one living spirit, prevalent over this world ... which assumes a multitude of forms according to subordinate laws. There is one thinking sensible principle allied to one kind of organic matter.” —Charles Darwin
Lois: Why are you acting like this? Nigel's charming. All British men are.
Peter: That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli.
Benjamin Disreali: You don't even know who I am.
Lois: The British are a lovely people. Not physically, of course, but inside.
Jingle: "Woo hoo! All right! It's 'The National Gymquirer'!"
Page: "That's right! We collect the hottest gossip about Gym Leaders seen around town! Here is today's letter. From someone going by the name Veildrifter. Thank yooou! 'You know how Gym Leader Clay never takes off his hat? Well, the other day I finally saw him take it off... And underneath his big hat was a fluffy knit hat! He wears two hats! Weird, huh?' Hmm... That seems like it would be way too warm! Still, I wonder if that isn't just Clay's hair sticking up all funny... 'The National Gymquirer'! We eagerly await your letters!"
The games LIED. In fact, he has no hat on under his hat. XD
“You can take away my books, you can kill every bird in the world, you can smash my binoculars, you can shoot my pet birds; but you cannot take the bird out of me!” —Me
Jayfeather: "The prophecy..."
Lionblaze: "What? Get off!"
Jayfeather: "There will be three, kin of your kin...Cloudtail is Firestar's kin, Whitewing is Cloudtail's daughter, and now Dovekit and Ivykit...Don't you see? The prophecy isn't over! We aren't the only kin of Firestar's kin. It doesn't matter which of Whitewing's kits is the one. There are still three of us!"
—Jayfeather realizing one of Whitewing's kits is the one to fulfill the prophecy. Sunrise, page 318
After the sharp-eyed jay and the roaring lion, peace will come on dove’s gentle wing.
Food - I know I said I hate food, but this is an exception: pizza and pasta.
Movie - (current): Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Musical - Don't really like musicals, but I'm going to say Oklahoma!
Sport - Billiards, Olympic sports
Drink - Dr Pepper, eggnog
Song - (current): Rebels of the Sacred Heart - Flogging Molly
Web Site - Taxonomy in Flux Checklist
Colour - Blue, black, green
TV Show - Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, American Dad!, Castle, CSI: Miami, The Jay Leno Show, SNL, Wild Kratts, Arthur, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I Shouldn't Be Alive, Monsters Inside Me, Dr. G: Medical Examiner, Sons of Guns, Billy the Exterminator, Mystery Diagnoses, Untold Stories of the ER, South Park etc.
Anime - Pokémon, Wolf's Rain, Full Metal Alchemist, Hetalia
Pokémon species - Excadrill, need I say more? :D
Character - (current): Clay or Looker.
Hobby - Writing, BIRDING (If I could do a big year, I WOULD!)
Animal - BIRDS!
Book - Warriors series
Author - Erin Hunter
Restaurant - Olive Garden, I guess?
Type of food - Pasta
Dessert - Banana bread...
Place I Visited - Costa Rica
Story I've read (or wrote) - Stanford, from chapter 50 onwards :D
Actors/Actresses - Gary Sinise. Mmm... Give me your body ;D; Tsuguo Mogami (holy crap, he does his part well...), Masaki Terasoma (God, his voice turns me on... Mmmm...)
Singer/Musical Group/Broadway - The Who, Flogging Molly, The Beatles, Dropkick Murphys, Chicago, Rica Matsumoto, oh the list could go on... :)
Warriors cat: Jayfeather
Warriors clan: RiverClan! They love water like me...
Gun: Mark II Ruger (I think that's what it's called?); Halberd double-barrelled wheellock; Taser; Gatling Gun; Glock 21; Desert Eagle; Walther PPK; any grenade launcher (because they are BADASS!); ring pistol (XD)
Bladed weapon: Katana; rapier; halberd
Country: UK. Absolutely obsessed with the UK! Ireland ties with the UK.
History: British or German.
Name: Émile, Émilie, Cecilia, Michelle, Clay, Sky, Star, Cloudy, Stormy, Sunny, Dexie, CJ, Shadow
Genera: Tangara, Pitta, Erythropitta, Hydrornis, Terpsiphone, Circus, Passerina, Aviceda, Euplectes, Baeolophus, Corvus, Lamprotornis, Coracias, Tockus, Merops, Urocolius, Colius, Cotinga, Rupicola, Tyrannus, Antilophia, Picathartes, etc.
Underrated species: Vogelkop bowerbird. This bird is amazing. He works so hard on his maypole bower! Yes, he is plain, but I don't judge. He is a very beautiful bird.
Heart-spotted woodpecker. This bird is freaking incredible! It has heart-shaped spots on its wings, hence its name...
Family: Too many to mention, but I can just say: Vangidae is badass.
Monotypic genera: Nymphicus, Melopsittacus, Pandion, Gubernetes, Rollulus, etc.
Other animals: Cetaceans, dragonflies/damselflies, snakes, amphibians, wolves, sharks, equids; pretty much any animal except dogs, mice and rats (for the latter two, domestic ones are all right, since they're pets - wolves are hell of a lot better than dogs!)
Game: Angry Birds, Pokémon, Flood It!, Golf (a card game), Crescent solitaire, Fact or Crap, Wii Sports, Spite and Malice (card game), crosswords (if they count), fill-ins (if they count too), word finds (same), etc.
Wiki: TBH, I really like the Family Guy Wiki. I guess because the way it's set up.
Angry Bird: I like the blue ones, they're cute; but the most useful is the black bomb ones! :D
Disease: By now, you've probably stopped reading, but yeah, my favourite has to be lyme disease. This disease is a tricky bastard, it can be easily misdiagnosed. I've seen two episodes of some show (forget the name), where people had this disease; probably because one blood sample just isn't enough and tends to hide. No, I haven't had it, but I find it strange... Migraines are strange too. I don't get them very often. It feels odd...
Subfield of medicine: Nephrology (study of the kidneys) and urology have always fascinated me. Gastroenterology is fascinating too.