Tip of the day: DOn't eat fire...It doesn't taste good 'tall.

IDIOCY: Sure, I'll smoke. I've always wanted to spend money to inhale cleaning supplies and poison, and oh yeah, coat my lungs with tar. No thanks.

Name: I have one, but if you don't know it, you don't need to.

Home:...I live on the planet Jupiter amidst the Martians who didn't want to live on Mars anymore.

Age: ...I'll give you a hint, it's somewhere between 1 and 3000. Still can't guess? Well, heres another hint: I'm not an infant.

I do really want to be a writer, so if you read any stories I post, PLEASE tell me what u think.

Some things about me:

I read until my father threatens to ground me if I dont put the book down.

I never swear. 'cept in one of my friend's dreams, where I did every other sentence.

I am a major Digimon Fan. I am especially crazy about the Adventure series, since those were the only two I got to finish.

I hated the ending of Digimon Adventures 02. (I thought it was SO lousy, I mean, Malomyotismon, this incredibly powerful digimon, was destroyed by good feelings c'mon I could've done better than that! Plus, T.K. and Kari didn't get together! HOW lousy!)

I'm a major Nintendo Fan! We have alot of the Zelda games, some Mario, old DOnky Kong, ect.

I can ramble on forever, if I get started.

I have a crazy little sister, who is about as random as they come...

I HATE STUPID PEOPLES!! (This is what I call the morons who sell drugs, murderers, some other people who I won't mention...ect.)

Belive it or not, Im not afraid of constructive critisism, so PLEASE REVIEW.

I set up an account on FictionPress.com under the same penname.

If you hate smoking (seriosly, tar, cleaning chemicals, ARSENIC.) Copy this into your profile.

PLUTO SHOULD BE A PLANET! If you agree, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the recorded phone messages from principals, senatorial candidates, presidential campaigns, etc., copy and paste this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, blondy-10-22,Kakashi's kid Aj 13, xXnarutofan_22Xx , MJLS, Little Hobbit, knuckles13, Xtrasupershadowgirl, LovelyBubbles07, Bloodra, CatorrinaIf you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever misspelled "the" on either your keyboard, or a paper, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think in the 3rd person and describe what your doing, copy and paste this into your profile. (I read somewhere that this means you are a good writer)

If you have ever zoned out for more than thirty consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway/wall that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If someone actually gave you the answer to said stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile--

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of/behind you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. (I've tripped UP the stairs before. And if you're saying "that's impossible," clearly it's not)

If you have ever laughed over something that happened YESTERDAY, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teens would DIE if Paris Hilton (or some other celebrity) said that it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the two percent who would just laugh, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teens have tried or do smoke pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that haven't, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should just give the rabbit the cereal, copy this into your profile.

If you ask stupid questions just to annoy other people, copy this into your profile.

If you're agains racism, copy this into your profile.

If you believe in God, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you have a WICKED long bio, copy this into it to make it longer!

If you've ever created a copy-and-paste thing, copy THIS into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.

Many teens are involved in sex, drugs, and alchol. Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday. Put this in your profile if it applies to you, too.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you love to reminisce about the past, copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What should Tai say if he woke up and saw he was in Sora's body...?')

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you feel as though idiots are everywhere, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever done something without even realizing it until you've done it, copy and paste this to your profile.Sometimes you sit in your/a room and stare at something for at least an hour and then you snap out of your trance and decide to do something, if this is true then copy and pase this to your profile.

If you believe in the DREADED TAILS DOLL, copy and paste this!

MY LIMERICK

GANNY

There once was a fat man named Ganny

Who wanted to hug his granny

So he started to skip

And then he tripped

And then he fell on his fanny

THe following song is AWESOMELY FUNNY. I found on Youtube.

"YOU'RE PITIFUL"

You're Pitiful

My life is brilliant...

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?

My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequicy

You're Pitiful (X3) It's true

Never had a date
That ya couldn't inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you

Well ya just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants But you always have a job well I mean

As long as you still can work that slurpie machine

You're Pitiful (X3) It's true

You're half undressed
Eatin' chips of your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you

Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser

You're Pitiful (X3) It's true

Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself

You still live with your Mom and you're 42

Guess you'll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you

I found this on a friend's site. It made me want to cry:

Try not to cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost