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since: 10-04-08, id: 1707827, Profile Updated: 12-05-09
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I LOVE TWILIGHT SO MUCH!! EDWARD CULLEN OMG I LOVE YOU!! ehem anway...

i'm music lover (just like edward) and I'm a bella hater (not like edward) haaha just kiddin

I'm 15 years old and a sophomore (i hate it i'm getting older by the second!!) i'm a random person, 5'7 sometimes 5'6 or 5'5 (i know weird I SHRINK!!), very very very dark brown hair (in other words it's BLACK) :P. A music lover, i never had a day in my life that i didn't listen to my ipod (eversince i got it of course, it would just be plain freaky if i came out of my mom and i have an ipod "shivers"). I have no brother nor sister. i fucking hate HANNAH FUCKTANA!!

i play the guitar i usually play it everyday eversince i learned how to play it, it's really fun. but now i can't play it because i tried to tune it on my own. instead of tuning it i only made it worse. so yeah (IT SUCKS!!) so now i'm bored.

i have a pretty boring life... my mom is somewhere in the world, my dad is in our hometown managing some business and i'm an only child... so you may be wondering "if her parents are away then who is with her??" to answer that question well my uncaring aunt is watching me right now. so i have FREEDOM!! the only problem is i can't get out of the house because i have no transportation to get there. i can't walk it because it's far away (the nearest mall takes a 30 minute drive) i'm that far away from society.

i go to a private school (all girls i might say) and it's boring. it's so so so i dunno ISOLATED the school is on a top of a friggin' mountain!! and it takes 1 1/2 hour to get there.

I love JESSE MCCARTNEY, LADY GAGA, FALL OUT BOY, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, PARAMORE, WE THE KINGS, RIHANNA, CHRIS BROWN, TIMBALAND, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, MUSE, THE PRETENDERS, PANIC AT THE DISCO, THE BEATLES, RUFIO, FM STATIC, BLINK 182, THE ALL AMERICAN REJECTS, IRON & WINE (if you love twilight you'll know why), RASCAL FLATTS, EVERLIFE, PAROKYA NI EDGAR (local band), MATCHBOOK ROMANCE, RUN KID RUN, KUTLESS, THREE DOORS DOWN, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS, LIFEHOUSE, HILLSONG, THE LAST GOODNIGHT, CUTE IS WHAT WE AIM FOR, KATY PERRY, MATCHBOX 20, ESCAPE THE FATE, COBRA STARSHIP, ALLISTER, SECONDHAND SERENADE, DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, AUGUSTANA, THE SPILL CANVAS, RELIENT K, EVERYDAY SUNDAY, HEY! MONDAY, PLUS-44, THE CALLING, SUM 41, THE FRAY, TWILIGHT, SWIMMING POOLS, EXTREME ACTIVITIES (even if i don't do any), SOCCER (even if i don't play), FRIENDS, INTERNET, coughparentscough.

I hate wannabes, bitches, sluts, whores, back stabbers, horror movies, miley cyrus, jonas brothers, miranda cosgrove, scandals, too much sun. :D

RANDOM QUOTES: :D:D:D:D

"do the JICA dance!! clapclap-- Yr. I - 1, st. peter

"Never laugh at a clown with a gun." -- Anonymous

"Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip...uh-huh, uh huh." -- Sesame Street

"Well, I'm sure we can resolve this in a mature way. Right, Mr. Poopypants?" -- from Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear

“Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.” -- Snoopy

"A northern fairy tale stars out 'once upon a time...'
A southern fairy tale starts out 'y'all ain't gon' believe this shit!'"

"Sexy: it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off"

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory"

"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.
You would never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign,
just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience'."

"Arguing over the internet is like the Special Olympics:
even if you do win, you're still retarded."

"The best thing about Alzheimer’s is:
You can hide your own Easter eggs"

"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye?
Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP"

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote,
that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous"

"I'm a babe magnet... just the wrong end"

"I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it."

"If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny"

"After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me,
'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'"

"Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them."

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world
everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."

"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter"

RANDOM ANNOYING PICK UP LINES:

"I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?"

"Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!"

"Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?"

"I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart."

"I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

"Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?"

"You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot."

"Can I read your T shirt in brail?"

"I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.'

"If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together."

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."

"If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Did you just fart?? …Cause you blew me away!"

"Do you work at subway?? because you just gave me a footlong!!'

"Are you from tennessee? because your the only ten i see!!"

"Babe you gotta stop changing your lipstick my dick's turning into a rainbow"

"Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?"

"Is your father an alien? cause you’re outta this world!"

"Are you religious? Because you are the answer to my prayers."

"Where have you been all my life"

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because your a BOMB..."

JUST STUFFS...

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile

If you’ve read Twilight, New Moon,Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn over twelve times, copy this onto your profile

If you haven’t "died" but want to, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results(TWILIGHT), copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tried to block your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen is from said gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you have Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn memorized, copy this onto your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder, copy this onto your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires, copy this onto your profile.

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren’t real, copy this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see a sliver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!", copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm proud to be a part of the "chase Jacob black out of town with pitchforks" fan club(even though it should be "chase jacob black out of town with pitchforks, torches, maces, flame throwers, cannons, tanks, pistols, and grandes" club.

Go on Itunes and put it on shuffle. As each question changes, click the next song. See what comes up!

1. How does the world see me?

I'm Shakin'-Rooney (uh...)

2. Will I have a happy life?

Your Call-Secondhand Serenade (no comment)

3. What do people really think of me?

My Happy Ending-Avril Lavigne (ouch)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

The Rock Show-Blink-182 (seriously??)

5. How can I make others happy?

If I Ain't Got You-Alicia Keys (sweet!!)

6. How can I make myself happy?

I'm Yours-Jason Mraz (sure?)

7. What should I do with my life?

Flipside-Click 5

8. Will I ever have children?

Great DJ -The Ting Tings (i don't get it)

9. What is some good advice for me?

What I Need-Deepside

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Desperate-David Archuleta (wtf?! no i'm not!!)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Grand Theft Autumn-Fall Out Boy (cool i love them!!)

12. What song will play at my funeral?

Freeze-T-Pain ft. Chris Brown (crap!!)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

I Kissed A Boy-Cobra Starship (uh...what?!)

14. What is my day going to be like?

Beautiful dirty Rich-Lady Gaga (cool!!)

15. Why am I here?

SOS-Jonas Brothers (...)

16. What will people remember me for?

Insomnia-Craig David (ok??)

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

Hit The floor-Linkin Park (i'll be rockin tomorrow!! yeah!!)

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Swing Swing- All American Rejects (i'll take that as a yes?)

19. What will this year be all about?

If I Were A Boy-beyonce (crap!!)

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

If You Seek Amy-Britney Spears (yeah!!)

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Single Ladies-Beyonce (wait what!?)

20 - Your message to the world:

On The Line-Demi Lovato (O.o)

21 - Your deepest secret:

Bossy-Lindsay Lohan (oh yeah i'm bossy!!)

22 - Your innermost desire:

When you say nothing at all- Ronan Keating (T_T)

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

This Is For Keeps-The Spill Canvas (ooh it makes me think of vampires... EDWARD!!)

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Dirty-Christina Aguilera (my mom would kill me)

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

New Classic-Selena Gomez (what?!)

26 - Right now, your feelings are:

Bad Girl-Rihanna (oh yeah i'm BAD!!)

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Last Christmas-Taylor Swift (well that sucks)

28 - You scream during sex:

Don't Go Breakin My Heart-Jesse McCartney (wow)

29- You’d describe you best friend as:

I don't Wanna be Inlove-Good Charlotte (nice...)

30- Your friends describe you as:

All Day-Hillsong (is that supposed to be a compliment??)

31- In an elevator you are most likely to:

Breakeven-The Script (i will break??)

32- Your philophisy in life is:

Startruck-Lady Gaga

33 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Satisfaction- Benny Benassi t( '_' t)

50 random questions

1.Where were you 3 hours ago?

...why??

2. Who are you in love with?

EDWARD CULLEN!! ROBERT PATTINSON!!

3.Have you ever eaten a crayon?

i'm not that stupid...

4.Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

yes?

5.When is the last time you went to the mall?

i dunno last week?? i'm sick...

6.Are you wearing socks right now?

no...

7.Do you have a car worth over 2,000??

i don't have a car...heck i don't even have a license yet!!

8.When was the last time you drove out of town??

uhm last week??

9.have you been to the movies in the last 5 days??

are stupid or something?? i told you i was sick!!

10.Are you hot?

when you say hot...you mean temperature right?? :D:D:D:D:D:D

11.What was the last thing you had to drink?

water...

12.What are you wearing right now??

i dunno...

13.Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it??

i told you i don't have a car!!

14.Last food that you ate??

soup??

15.Where were you last week at this time?

probably wondering why my life sucks! :P

16.Have you bought any clothing items in the last week??

no not really... O.o

17.When is the last time you ran??

for president? :D

18.What's the last sporting event you watched?

intramurals??

19.What is your favorite animal??

tiger!! rawr!

20.Your dream vacation??

somewhere with edward cullen :D

21.Last person's house you were in??

my cousin's :D awesome house!! i ate alot!!

22.Worst injury you've ever had?

when i was 7 i fell from my bike my face was full of blood so was the rest of my body...i don't really remember much i was kind of slipping in and out of consciousness...

23.Have you been in love??

no...

24.Do you miss anyone right now??

holy freakin' yes!! KIM!! (friend who moved) :D

25.Last play you saw??

wonderbookshop (school play...really stupid)

26.What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex??

i dunno...

27.What are your plans for tonight??

sleep, watch TV :D i'm sick...

28.Next trip you are going to take??

probably the doctor

29.Ever go to camp?

i wish...

30.Were you an honor roll student in school??

ahahhahahahhahah...wait...your serious?? :D

31.What do you know about the future??

miley cyrus would die??

32.Are you wearing any perfume or cologne??

i'm sick and you expect me to wear cologne??

33.Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit??

yuh..

34.Where is your best friend??

i dunno probably hanging out with her new 'friends'

35.How is your best friend??

i started to not care years ago..

36.Do you have a tan??

i was born tan baby!! yes i'm that lucky!! :D

37.What are you listening to right now??

Hot 'n Cold-Katy Perry (don't ask)

38.Do you collect anything??

original cd's :D

39.Who is the biggest gossiper you know?

alot..

40.Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over??

uh..

41.Have you ever drank soda from a straw??

i'm not that stuck-up

42.What does your last text message say??

i dunno i forgot..

43.Do you like hot sauce??

no!! once i forced to drink a packet of hot sauce...after that i never came close to hot sauce ever again

44.Last time you took a shower?

i dunno probably last week?? kiddin'!! i'm not an idiot!! i just took one :D

45.Do you need to do laundry??

no

46.What is your favorite book??

twilight duh!! just look at my favorite stories below (idiot)

47.What is your heritage??

dunno...

48.Are you someone's best friend??

i wish...

49.Are you rich??

people say that i am but i'm not

50.What are you doing at 12 am last night??

uh...probably having mind blowing sex?? :D joke!! kiddin!! sheesh!! stop it!! i was sick!! idiot!

RANDOM...

1.Regret Something You Did In The Past?

yes!!

2.Country You Wanna Visit:

PARIS!!

3.Way You Wanna Die:

bitten by a vampire (edward) :D

4.Like Thunderstorms?

so i can play baseball??

5.Get Along W/ Your Parents?

sometimes...

6. R U A Health Freak?

no

7. U Think Ur Attractive?

8. Do You Believe In Yourself?

sometimes..

9.Wanna Get Married?

to whom??

10.Wanna Go To College?

what do you think?

11.Shower Daily?

duh

12.Want Kids?

want a broken nose?

13.When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?

i dunno when i get married?

14. Do U Hate Anyone?

yes!!

15.Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?

uh...

16. Do You Think You Can Sing?

i dunno

17.Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?

yes

18. Eat Whatever And Not Worry?

not really...

19.Can You Whistle?

yes...

20. Can You Walk In High Heels?

i don't wear heels

21.Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?

what am i 4??

22.Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?

sometimes

23.Can You Multitask?

i can study, watch TV, use the computer, listen to music,and eat all at the same time does that count??

24.Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?

sorry but i'm not a freak

25.Can You Fit In Your Locker?

why would i even be inside a locker in the first place??

26.Do You Spit?

uh...what?

27.Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?

yes

28.If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?

i wish that edward cullen would be real and leave bella :D

29.What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?

forgot

30.What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?

is this really necessary??

31.What's Your Favorite Scent?

the smell of freedom!!

32.Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?

that depends...

UPDATES:

08/25/09: I just posted a new story it's entitled Why ME? i was bored then that idea popped out of my mind so yeah...i probably won't be adding another chapter to Continuation of Breaking Dawn, sorry to the people who's waiting for another chapter :D. I ran out of ideas and I kind of accidentally lost the notebook :P. Plus i'm not really into drama and stuff I can't think of any plot that's full of drama so i'm VERY SORRY!

okay i have a fictionpress account. If you like to read Humor/Romance stories go there. If you want to stalk me i have a twitter account. Or if you want to read my blogs i also have a tumblr account. :D


1. Why ME? reviews
They used to be friends. But time went by and they became distant. He became popular and she hates him. Would this ever work out? Bring in a crazy pixie and cliches and you've got yourself a love story. BxE ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-09 - Edward & Bella
2. Twilight iPod Shuffle Challenge Response reviews
Rules: Turn on your music player and put it on shuffle; Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterward. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-09 - Complete
3. CLICK reviews
Just some random day in the Cullen's house :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-9-09 - Alice & Emmett - Complete
4. 10 Things Emmett Shouldn't Do reviews
Oneshot. title says it all :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-9-09 - Emmett - Complete
5. 10 Reasons why Edward is better than Jacob reviews
The title says it all :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-3-09 - Edward - Complete
6. Bella's Lullaby reviews
The story behind Bella's Lullaby. One shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-21-09 - Complete
7. Well that was embarassing reviews
one shot /AH/ a geeky boy has a crush on bella :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-17-09 - Complete
8. Continuation of Breaking Dawn » reviews
After Bella became a vampire. And Renesmee approved by the Volturi. What kind of adventure and love triangles would she ran into? ugly summary. better inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 4-22-09 - Published: 10-19-08 - Edward & Bella