formerly: yoru 4 president

Greetings people of Earth, Canada and Puerto Rico! I am Nala! I also go by: The freakish one, Hey You In Black, Child whos name escapes me, and bill. (even though i'm a girl. i don't even know how i got that one...)

i like Shugo Chara!, Vampire Knight, Ouran high school host club, Tenshi Ja Nai!!, Maximum Ride, house of night, harry potter, Twilight, and Kingdom Hearts (more specifically, Organization XIII cuz Sora sucks!), final fantasy VII, vampire kisses, night world.

Random quotes:

"I fumbled..." -Lacey when she tripped

"He needs character death!" -Michelle "You mean... character depth?"-me "That too." -Michelle

"I dare say that was funkadelik." - Michelle

"Why do I get in trouble so much!?" -me "Well, Nala, you were playing with knives." -Jeven

"I'm reading a fanfiction!" -Lacey "What's it about?" -me "... I don't know..." -Lacey

"You stupid freakin hermaphrodite!" -me on my friends new peircing

"Tis but a scratch!" -Jeven on falling flat on her face

"Oh! in your face! What now! Admit it! I was right!" -me on winning an Ikuto vs. Tadase battle (Ikuto won)

"Just a flesh wound." -The Black Knight on getting both his arms cut off

"Aw snap!" -guy from the wendy's 3conomics commercial

"Darn her! Darn her to cheese!" -me "Cheese?" -Alex "Yes. Do you happen to know if she's lactose intolerant?" -me

"Word to your mammeh!" -Holli's version of gangsta talk

"Grandmama drink your prune juice!" -Glen from transformers the movie

"Blow it out your actuator three face." - Blackarachnia from transformers animated.

"How do you not notice when someone is in you bed?" -michelle on shugo chara episode 64

"Hannah montana needs to fall into a pit of operating chainsaws." -me

"Why does she look like she's having a seisure?" -me on Demi Lavato's dancing

"Who spends so much on a pair of friggin ugly shoes like that?" -me on the Jonas brothers' spending habbits

"Help I'm being attacked by the fluff Bunnies!" -Lacey on a fluffy fanfic

"Now that we're on a first name basis, DON"T GO DIEING ON ME!" -Axel

Whats your favorite meat productttt?" -Leah

"What's in a hot dog?" -laura "All the stuff left over from a pig that nobody wants to eat" -me "Like brains -Leah
Hot dogs: the zombie food of the month" -Megan

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, nongpad, Keiko Hayasaka, pockysnightmare, Morningstar04, Eevee-san, Yoru 4 president

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that everything is much more fun in an english accent then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Your misery=My joy

You lie! You sit upon a throne of lies!

Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirely.

I'ma firin my laza!

It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.

The more you love someone,the more you want them dead.

And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters?

It was an issue of religion that lead to our breakup. He thought he was God. I didn't.

i may be odd, but i always get even

hate is just a special kind of love for people who suck

sarcasm isn't an attitude problem, its a way of life

its bad when you talk to inanimate objects, but worse when they talk back...

its okay to argue with yourself, but when you argue with yourself and lose, you have problems and most likely have freakish people like me as friends.

You know, i have nothing to say right now.

Girls Confessions Quiz!

1. Do you sleep in your bra? -- only when im too lazy or tired to change into pajamas

2. Do you enjoy drama? -- drama club? yeah. drama mamas? hell no. drama shows? sure

3. Are you a girly girl? -- God no.

4. Who was the last person you hugged? -- i said good-bye to one of my friends when her parents piced her up from my house

5. Small or large purses? -- i dont use purses. i have pockets for that.

6. Are you short? -- im 13 and about 5'4.5". you tell me

7. Do you like somebody -- i dunno. its all so confusing

8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt? -- make a perverted and suggestive comment x)

9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? -- sorta. i wont wear the same socks for like three days but it doesnt really bother me

10. Do you dress up on Halloween? -- yes indeed

11. Are you double jointed? -- yup

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? -- its not so much falling asleep in weird places so much as falling asleep in normal places under weird circumstances.

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? -- not that i can recall. and why all the butt questions?

14. Is there of rumour going around about you? -- i hope not. i hate rumors...

15. Do you call anybody by their last name? -- uhhh... i know this one guy, but hes drunk all the time so i try not to be around him too much.

16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"? -- i dunno. how many guys are actually reading profiles on fanfiction?

"X" Marks the Spot:

(x) - I do wear make up

() - I have cried at a cinema.

(x) - I can put mascara on without opening my mouth. -- i dont usually wear mascara though

(X) - I get jealous.

(x) - I think Johnny Depp is sexy. -- as sweeney todd he was to die for

(X) - I love to laugh.

(x) - I like death/grind/black metal.

() - I like rap.

() - I like country music.

() - I carry a purse.

(X) - I’d be lost without my computer.

() - I own a Spice Girls CD.

() - I own a Britney Spears CD.

() - I own a boy band CD.

(X) - I get bored watching football.

() - I’ve never been called a spoiled brat. -- im not though...

(X) - Guys are confusing. -- completely true. i think they do it on purpose

(x) - I’ve been called a bad influence. -- constantly

(x) - I have/had a piercing other than my ears. -- im gonna count my fake lip ring that i wore for a week before my parents forced no to take it off.

Come on ladies, be truthful!

1. What color is your bra that you’re wearing? -- White

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? -- Dark

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? -- sorta

4. Do you have a best friend(s)? -- duh. couldnt live with out them!

5. Have you ever had your heart broken? -- I've never gone out with anybody

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? -- not really

7. Do you like your life? -- it has its ups and downs but im not gona go and commit suicide or anything like that.

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? -- as i said before, ive never has a boyfriend

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? -- someone pushed me in.

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? -- girls

11. How long have you had Facebook? -- dont have one. and look! im still alive!

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? -- nope

13. What are your biggest fears? -- Being alone in the world with no to go to or to help me when im scared or lost

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? -- more times than i can count. but dont tell anyone. im supposed to be invincible

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? -- constantly

16. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater” -- sort of

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? -- yep. but it went horribly so i dont trust those feelings unless theyre bad ones in which case i know they'll happenn.

18. Do you ever wish you were famous? -- sometimes. life would be easier in some ways

19. Are you currently missing someone? -- I miss a lot of people

This guy or that guy? Pick one.

Punk/Goth or Gangster? -- punk/goth no contest

Preppy or Cowboy? -- Cowboy, they get cool hats and horses!

Face or Body? -- cant decide

Sweet or Sexy? -- sexy

Well-educated or Dropout? -- Well-educated.

Armani or Abercrombie? -- i dont know, what armani? i think i read it in a book once. the guy wearing it was goth so ill say armani cause i know abercrombie is a prep place

City-slicker or Rural Guy? -- i dont really care. city i guess

Blue, green, grey, or brown eyes? -- i like deep soulful eyes so it depends the one i don really like is green

Contacts or Glasses? -- i wear glasses but am getting contacts soon. i prefer them anyways so ill say contacts

More Questions.

01. Eyeliner or Mascara? -- eye liner. i wear it almost every day

02. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke? -- who are they?

03. Pumps or flats? -- Flats. i'd hurt myself if i wore heels...

04. Skirts or pants? -- Pants. i hardly ever wear skirts

05. Socks or leggings? -- socks

06. Hoodies or jackets? -- whichever has a zipper

07. Heels or sneakers? -- Sneakers

08. Straight or curly hair? -- Straight

09. Hoop or dangling earrings? -- Neither.

10. White or black? -- Black

11. Victoria’s Secret or Bath and Body Works? -- that depends. what am i buying? ;

12. Smoothies or lattes? -- Lattes. i like caffeine

13. Diet or regular sodas? -- regular. i hate diet. blegh

14. Water or daiquiris? -- well, i try to keep myself sober most of the time so ill say water xD

15. Pearls or diamonds? -- neither. if i wear jewlery its usually plastic

16. Vintage or boho? -- i love vintage stuff. but whats boho?

17. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? -- oh god neither

18. Lindsay or Hilary? -- please refer to above answer

19. Ipod or cell phone? -- thats a tough one...

20. Friends or family? -- my friends are my family

21. Lip gloss or lip stick? -- can i pick chap stick?

22. Manicure or pedicure? -- Manicure i guess. i dont get either of them so...

23. Tiffany’s or Chanel? -- uhh what do they sell?

24. Love or peace? -- Love

25. Sunglasses or purses? -- Sunglasses

In a girl or guy...

Funny or Serious? -- He has to be able to make me laugh but has to know when to be serious too

Romantic or Daredevil? -- a mix of both

Cute or Hot? -- hot. i hate the little boy look. its so annoying

Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? -- it depends. i mostly prefer peircing bright eyes i guess. but i like dark eyes too.

Long Hair or Short Hair? -- i dont like buzz cuts or anything but im not into the pony tail style. sort of in between

Curly Hair or Straight Hair? -- Straight

Clean-cut or Rough? -- clean cut. facial hair creeps me out

Good Dancer or Good Singer? -- dancer. he could help me out because im gravitatoinally challenged and therefore have no dancing skill

Basketball Player or Football Player? -- Basketball. i like tall guys

Jock or Rebel? -- Rebel of course

Smoker or Non-smoker? -- whatever floats your boat

Druggie or Clean? -- if you can control yourself and not get totally hooked, i dont care. just look out for me and make sure i never try some even if i want to. you gotta protect me okay?

Has a Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car? -- motorcycle

Beard/Moustache or Clean-shaven? -- Clean-shaven

Younger or Older? -- Older

Player or Loyal? -- Loyal

Actual things on products. Omg, people.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Pepsi or Coke?: coke

Soda or Juice?: Soda

7up or Sprite?: neither

Yellow or Purple?: Purple

Blue or Green?: Blue

Rock or Rap?: Rock

TV or Movies?: Movies

Scary or Comedy: Scary

Night or Morning?: Night

Kisses or Hugs?: kisses

Life or Death?: life

Up or Down?: What kind of a question is that?

Noise or Silence?: Silence

Run or Walk?: walk

Burger King or McDonald's?: McDonalds

Apples or Bananas?: Niether

Mexican or Italian Food?: Italian

Winter or Summer?: winter

Spring or Fall?: Fall

Chocolate or Candy?: chocolate

Chicken or Beef?: beef. burgers steak etc.

Left or Right?: Right-handed

Doritos or Cheetos?: doritos

Cold or Hot?: hot

Weird or Normal?: Weird

Elmo or Ernie?: Elmo

School or No School?: no school

Meat or Fish?: Meat i guess even though i luuurrrve meh some fisheeh

Long or Short Nails?: short i hate having long nails. and also when guys have long nails

Hot Fudge or Caramel?: hot fudge

Halloween or Christmas?: Halloweeen

Pizza or Spaghetti?: Pizza

Scream or Cry?: i do both a lot

Camera or Digital Camera?: digital

DVD or VHS?: DVD

Pickles or Cucumbers?: pickles. thur yummeh

Love or Hate?: love

Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate. i hate vanilla

Latte or Espresso?: does it matter? they both have caffeine and thats all it takes for me

Outside or Inside?: wtf??

Evil or not Evil?: evil

Clean or Dirty: Clean-ish...

Bad or Good?: bad

Sunrise or Sunset?: Sunset

Truth or Lies?: Truth. nobody likes tobe lied toooo

Simple Plan or Good Charlotte: nrr they both are awesome...

Green Day or Blink 182?: please refer to above answer

Nirvana or System of The Down?: System of A Down

Korn or Incubus?: Korn

Apples or Oranges?: Oranges

Teacher or Student?: Teacher. haha this could be like foreplay!!

Rich or Poor?: again, does it matter?

Sports or Reading?: Reading

Cookies or Cake?: cake

Town or City?: uhhhh

Birds or Horses?: bird

Cats or Dogs?: Cats. i lub meh kitteh

Monkeys or Penguins?: Penguinssssss

Rain or Snow?:snow. its not as wet

Sun or Moon?: Moon

Smart or Dumb?: Smart. who likes an idiot?

Cd's or Mp3 Players: MP3

Baked or Mashed Potatoes: Mashed

Motel or Hotel?: Hotel

Cars or Buses?: bus

Trains of Planes?: Train

Forks or Spoons?:spork

Family Guy or Simpson's?: family guy

South Park or Sponge bob?: spongebob pwnzzz

Money or Love?: Love

Hamburgers of Hotdogs?: burgers

Nachos or French Fries?: fries

Blue or Green Eyes?: Green

Blonde or Brunette?: Brunette

Converses or Etnies?: Converse!

Pen or Pencil?: pencil. i make lost of mistaeks

Beach or Pool?: pool

Dolphins or Whales?: dolphins

Drums or Guitars?: guitar

Salt or Pepper?: salt

Basketball or Football?: niether

Soccer or Baseball?: i dont play sports

Skittles or Starbursts?: skittles

Finding Nemo or Shrek?: shrek

Sausage or Bacon?: Bacon

Skateboard or Roller Blades?: Skateboard

Ferris Wheel or Roller Coaster?: Roller Coaster

Wet or Dry?: dry

Circus or Carnival?: Circus

Bath or Shower: Shower

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR SHIRT RIGHT NOW?

black

DO YOU HAVE A PHONE?

yes

IF YOU DO HAVE A PHONE, WHAT COLOR?

dark silver

HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE LAUGHING SO HARD?

all ythe time

DO YOU LIKE LAVA LAMPS?

they're groovy dude

DO YOU HAVE A SHUFFLE IPOD?

Nope

ARE YOU MAD AT SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?

dont think so

DOES YOUR REAL NAME START WITH A 'S'?

No

WHAT ABOUT YOUR LAST NAME?

nope

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK?

monster

HAVE YOU EVER TOUCHED A FIRE WONDERING HOW HOT IT IS?

nope

Some stuff on me:

1. What is your occupation? fangirrrl

2. What color is your underwear? black...

3. What are you listening to right now? my buddeh is playing a final fantasy video game

4. What was the last thing you ate? pancakes

5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Black

6. How is the weather right now? hot

7. Favorite drink? soda

8. Favorite sport to watch? dont watch sports. theyre borinnnn

9. Have you ever dyed your hair? yes ideed

10. Do you wear contacts or glasses? yep

11. Pets? two dogs and a cat: brooklyn, kierra, and samson

12. What is your favorite T.V. show? uhhh too many

13. What was the last movie you watched? corpse bride

14. Favorite day of the year? new years

Actual things on products. Omg, people.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

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1. Where's #1 on your top 8?

wtf does that even mean?

2. What is your favorite possession?

my iPod.

3. Do you own a gun?

None that you can prooooove ;D

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

i'm sorry

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

i make a point to not go to the doctor

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

don't have one

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

morning? oh please, if i get up for school i dont have time for food and if its the weekend and im awake its probably not morning

9. Can you do a push up?

one or two. i have no upper body strength

10. Is your bathroom clean?

psh

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

my pink and black bracelet. i never take it off.

12. Do you take painkillers?

no

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

umm...

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

not that i know of

15. What's your name?

nala. or narwhal. your choice

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

what a loser. of course it is. that guitar neck is shaped like a sythe! frickin radd!

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought

orange tick tacs, a CD, and a memory card for PS2

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

dr pepper, water, starbucks

19. Current worry?

dammit.. i have algebra homework to do

20. Current hate?

preps. clones of clones kinda people. blonde, pink obsessed, hot air heads

21. Favorite place(s) to be?

iunno

22. How did you bring in the New Year?

with a kiss

23. Where would you like to go?

im good right now

24. Do you own slippers?

mmmhhhmmmm

25. What shirt are you wearing?

blue. how strange that i wear black all the time except for when i take these surveys and they ask me what color shirt im wearing.

26. Favorite color(s)?

black and purple

27.Are you a happy person?

sure why not?

28. Do you sing in the shower?

not really

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

It you know that clown guy? saw it when i was little and it freaked me out soo much

30. Best bed sheets as a child?

umm

31. Worst injury you've ever had?

cut straight through my upper lip. damn scar

32. Who is your loudest friend?

jeven.

33. Who is your most silent friend?

sarah

34. Does someone have a crush on you?

well i would hope so. it wuld be weird if we were going out and he didnt even like me

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?

yeah

36. What is your favorite candy?

reeses

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

i dont think ill get married

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

come baby come by K7 lol i could have danced all night by my fair lady. songs that have no business being played at a funeral. like that stevie nix song that goes "ooh baby ooh say ooh" really annoying upbeat songs lol

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?

idk

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

CRAP! i missed the bus again!

This is TornAngelWings! Nala is my best friend, so I hacked her account, (Just like she hacked mine) and I'm gonna complement her. So...She is awesome. 'Nuff said. And her writting is sarcastic and wonderful, she'll have you laughing until you cry. I'm going to miss her so much! I'll always remember her for who she is: A strange (in a good way), beautiful friend who always made me laugh when I needed it. Love you like the odd sister you are,

TornAngelWings

(Formally known as Eevee-san)