| KayleighM- |
Author has written 2 stories for Sweeney Todd. Heyyyyy! I have NO idea what to put here :D Kay... I'm Kayleeeeeeigh! only one 'e' really though! :D I'm 14 from Ireland. Sweeney Todd inspired me to write fanfics... So hence atm, I've got one Sweeney fanfic! Lol! I'm working on stuff though, but I'm pretty sure it's utter nonsense! (Like my one measly fanfic) I'm not sane. Tbh, not a bit. Never have been, never will be. :P Loooove Helena Bonham Carter... Don't know who she is?? LOOK HER UP NOW! Sweeeney Tooood: Demon Barber of Fleet Street? Forgot the SEXY in the title but ah well...! Mrs.Lovett is the SEXYIEST! :P Sweenet is THE only way! (: Belllllatrix Lestrange Rocccks you! Marla Singer=COOLER THAN YOU! Johnny Depp + Tim Burton= sex...!! yes Tim Burton! Problem?? STUFF I HAVE STOLEN FROM EXTREMELY COOL PEOPLE: Ways to know you are obsessed with Sweeney Todd: 1. Every time you hear the word 'epiphany' you immediately think of someone saying 'how about a shave?' 2. 'Baker' and 'widow' become one and the same to you. 3. You find yourself unable to consume a meat pie without gagging or giving the chef a funny look. 4. You can't sit in a barber's chair without checking for gears beneath the cushion. 5. Con-men all start to have a strange Italian accent, even when they really don't. 6. You laugh at sailors instead of avoiding them in bars. 7. The phrase 'God that's good' makes you think of cannibalism. 8. Any form of lyrics with the line 'pretty women' gives you the odd feeling of someone hovering over you holding something sharp. 9. You have a strange phobia of tea kettles. (for those who have seen the film) 10. Whenever you see a building with a window on the roof, you think of Sweeney Todd up there 11. You drive by a Barber shop and think 'hmm' 12. Or when you see someone wearing a black and white striped shirt, it reminds you of Sweeney in his beach outfit... 13. When you sing "Throw the old woman out!" in front of an outraged old woman! "Say the first thing that pops into your mind when I say...hot." If you're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass, copy and paste this into your profile. If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile. If you could use a haircut but are letting it grow cause you don't want to waste your money on something as trivial as a haircut when there is more important things (LIKE DVDS) to buy, copy and paste this into your profile. If you own two or more Sweeney Todd soundtracks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know why the rum is gone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Lovett, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile! If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile Crazy is when you are listening to a Sweeney Todd song, then at any random moment you burst out a random part of the song If you absolutely love Sweenett, copy and paste this onto your profile If you would do anything to meet Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton copy this onto your profile If you want to kill Anthony for getting in the way of Sweenett time... you know the drill ;) If you have been bitten by the Sweeney bug copy and paste this onto your profile If you want Jack Sparrow for President, copy this into your profile. If you think this is the best line in movie history: MY PEANUT! copy and paste this If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile. If you have watched Sweeney Todd so much that the DVD skips... If you hate awesome musicals with sadistic barbers and ladies who bake people into pies, There is something seriously wrong with you. Kay? If you believe that if you stick Johnny Depp or Helena Bonham Carter in any movie, it automatically makes it a good movie, copy and paste this onto your profile. -- Please If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile. You know you live in the year 2000+ when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did (omg... that was scarily accurate! i'm so predictable!) If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile MY LIFE= You Say Pink loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you all! | |||||||
1. Let's Keep Living It reviewsWhat if Antony hadn’t picked up Sweeney Todd? What if he had reached London alone and planned to help Johanna escape with Mrs. Lovett? What will happen to Sweeney? Eventual Sweenett and some Johanna x Antony. R&R please!Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-092. No Second Chances reviewsMy first EVER fanfic! Be nice! :D Mrs. Lovett thinks she's finally getting through to Sweeney. But will anyone ever be able to get through to him? One-shot, rated for violence.Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-25-08 - Complete