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Hey peoples! I AM FORMERLY KNOWN AS HERMIONE'SBFF454 and BFFofCrazyShopoholicPixe-Alice!! I was bored so I thought i should save my page because it randomly went blank so yeah... CHECK OUT MY STORIES!! and if you are a bored person right now, you would read my whole page. :) And if you want to know more about me, scroll to where it says "Stuff you may have not known before" You will find some...interesting facts about me...

Stuff You May Not Have Known Before

I am cancer survivor. I got diagnosed with Lymphoma when I was in 4th grade. I missed half the school year because of it. Thanks to the cancer (note the sarcasm) most of my friends drifted away and ditched for other people. I'm pretty much the freak at our school :( I even got called fat and ugly behind my back! I have about 2-6 friends at school. My mom and dad are divorced. They divorced when I was 6. I am the only child if you don't count my half brother. My grandma died in a car accident which I was in at 4 years old. Oh and i have athsma! Excuse me while I go weep for my sake... :'( But before i do, I'm going to share the story of me being a cancer survivor, if you guys who are reading this dont mind. :D

Okay so this is how it all began...

I was on a family trip with my mom to Taiwan. One day we went to this place where the people was your hair and makes it into this complicated hair style. They started massaging my neck then i suddenly yelped, surprised by the pain in my neck. The symptoms weren't showing yet so we thought she just pressed too hard.

But then it happened again. We couldn't go to the doctor because they didnt have Kaiser Permanente there. When we were on our way home, i found out we couldnt go to the dopctor's until AFTER our trip to the Bahamas. I was thinking it would be gone by then. Boy was i wrong. Everyday it got worse. It got to the point where i couldnt get up by myself without hurting my neck! It started swelling, a LOT!

When we went to the doctors, i had to get many many shot and a biopcy. Its kind of like a mini surgery. They had to take out a tissue from my neck to examine it. A few days later, i got the results. I had cancer. I was scared like a puppy stuck in a thunderstorm. I had to stay in the hospital for a week and 3 days. My dad even dropped everything to come and help me. My neck started swelling so much, it looked like i had no neck. I was scared. Scared that i would die. I kept on thinking to myself, I will not die. I will NOT die. But even as i tried to convince my self, i was still scared.

It was horrible, the pain. I couldnt eat anything without it coming back out. I could only eat little things, like cheerios. I was still skinny, but when they started giving me the chemo and the prednizone (sp?), i became fat and bald. Prednizone made me want to eat because the chemo made me not want to eat. When I started combing me hair, I freaked when i saw the huge chunk. eventually my dad had to shave my head. It felt weird being bald.

They had to put tubes in my arm so they could give me the chemo without hurting me. but when they cleaned it, it hurt! Gradually, i got better. Slowly, but better at least. Then they change the tubes to my chest instead of my arm. they couldn't put it in my chest first because of the swelling in my neck.

The sad thing though, was that i could shower or go swimming. I had to get sponge bathed, which sucked. Annoying too. the tubes made me scared that with one simple tug, it could come out. I always freaked out when someones hand came near my tubes. Then one day, my parents decided to get me a portacath. its a little metal thing where you put INSIDE your chest. I was excited because that meant i could go swimming and take normal showers again.

But I couldn't do P.E. like the other kids. I wasnt allowed to be in the sun much either. They said it was bad for my scars. I had so many.One on my neck, my arm (but its fading), and two on my chest. Eventually most of my friends drifted away from me. We were still friends, but not as close. i was etastic when i was cancer free. I remember bouncing around the house because i was so happy. After that, My mom told me to thank everyone for sending us food and get well cards.

You see, my mom was so busy trying to help me get better, she didnt have time to make food for me to eat. It was cool, having friends visit me and help me. I was happy. But when i stepped into my class cancer free, i thought "I'm back where i belong. With my friends and teachers. Cancer free. Normal." I smiled. Everyone cheered and congradulated me. i remember smiling the rest of the week. My hair started growing out finally. Then everything went back to normal. :) I hope you found my story interesting.

Even MORE Info

Name- Ashley

Age- 11

Birthday- October 1st

Grade- 6th

Hobbies- Singing, drawing; reviewing, reading and writing fanfics.

Eye color- Dark Brown

Hair Color- Dark Dark Brown, almost Black and it's about as short as Alice's hair when it isn't in its usual spikes and just hanging.

Email- I looooove to chat and meet new people! So Email me! :) ashleyd1098@yahoo.com

Twitter Username- AliceAshleyMusi (It was gonna be AliceAshleyMusic but it wouldnt fit in the 'c' XD) (OH AND FOLLOW ME PLEASE!! _)

State- California

Occupation- Twilight Obsessed Freak, Team Edward Supporter, and A Story reviewer so if u want me to review ur stories, just ask. :)

Some of my Favorite Twilight Quotes- "So the lion fell in love with the lamb..."

"So that's what you dream about? Being a monster?"

"I dream about being with you forever."

"Your best friend is a werewolf?"

"How opposed are you to Grand Theft Auto?"

"I am Team Switzerland. I refure to be affected by the territoral disputes between mythical creatures."

"About three things I was absolutely posotive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-I didn't know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocabbly in love with him."

"Twilight, again. Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end."

"A girl can dream."

"You do smell nice, I never noticed before."

"You don't get a lot of sudicial vampires."

"Go play with Edward. I've got work to do."

"No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."

"Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."

"Now, are you in control of yourself, or do I have to bring Jasper up here?"

"You'd think i was shooting bamboo splinters under your fingernails."

"I'll miss you. No matter how short a time your gone."

Favorite Singers- Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove, Taylor Swift, Avril Lavigne, Skye Sweetnam, The Clique Girlz, and MANY more

Favorite Songs- There are waaaaaaaaay too many to list.

Favorite Colors- Sky Blue, Silver, Gold (cuz it's the Cullen's eye color), and Green (cuz it was Edward's eye color before he was changed)

Most Hated Color- RED (cuz the color of human drinking vampire's eyes)

Favorite T.V. Shows- iCarly, Wizard's of Waverly Place, Sonny With A Chance, and Spongebob Squarepants (ya gotta love him! lol)

Favorite Books- Twilight (of course!), Harry Potter, Christy Miller, Diary of A Wimpy Kid, The Seceret Language of Girls, and Princess of Gossip

Favorite Movies- Twilight (duh!), Harry Potter, G-force, Another Cinderella Story, Titanic, A Walk To Remember, and 17 Again (and most likely New Moon havent seen it yet but it looks awesome!!)

I'm not emo but I found this funny!

E is for emotional ruins everybody's day

M is for Miserable people

O is for on the dark side cuz we have some fresh cookies! COOKIES, WOOT!!

F is for friends who do stuff together

U is for You and Me

N is for anywhere anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea

F is fire that burns down the whole town

U is for uranium BOMBS!

N is for No SURVIVORS!

THATS NOT HOW IT GOES!! >:( lets try that again!!

F is for frolicking (sp?) through all the flowers

U is for ukalele (sp?)

N is for Nose picking, cherry bomb, and sand licking here with my best buddy

Say this out loud. I am sofa king wee tod did. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU FELL FOR IT!! XD

When Life give you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make their own damn lemons.

When Life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Unless Life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck

Who is this life and why does it give out lemons?

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell at them, "I WANT THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS!!"

I am the girl who would burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday.

I am the girl who can be so hurt but look at you and smile. I am the girl that would brighten your day even if I can't brighten my own.

Invented by men. perfected by women.

i love my life & apparently so do you!

You SO wish you were insane like me!

You don't always need help. Just a little ispiration.

Your my best friend. Anyone who breaks your heart, I'll break their face. Love ya x

Talk about me all you want. We all know its just jealousy.

if only I was president I would paint the White House Pink and never have to pay the rent

Life will throw huge paintballs in your face but dodge em or deal with them.

PARTY LIKE A POPTART!!

I don't Do fashion. I AM fashion.

This is a silly girl

Aw..Nobody uses the olive green crayon. Poor Crayon :(

Just let me shop and nobody gets hurt.

haha. Wait...what?

Things I am not allowed to do at howgwarts. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.

Remember students. All Voldemort really needs is a nice HUG!

Of COURSE I'M A WIZARD! My Hogwarts letter just got a bit...delayed

Its not my fault when i was born I was dropped in glitter and I've been shining ever since.

My Mood is YPER. heheheheheh sugar...

life is NOTHING without friendship.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

Edward vs Normal guys.

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

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Sometimes, I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

The only reason people hold on to memories, is because they're the only things that won't change, even when everything else does.

~~Twilight4eternity ;)

"The right thing isn't always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is wrong for someone else. So...good luck with that."
~~Charlie Swan, Twilight Saga

What does kill you... usually succeeds in the second attempt.

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

Smile. It confuses people.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

There are no stupid questions...just stupid people.

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

We can take a lesson from Crayons. Some are sharp(most aren't, though), some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are unique, but they all learn to live
together in the same box.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right!

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

Don't look at me in that tone!

Act your Age, not your shoe size.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone! (hee hee. I frequently tell people that...right before slapping them.)

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person?

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

The past is just the future with the lights on.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

"Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary.

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

If you know me, chances are, you hate me.

Sticks and Stones can break my bones,
But words can hurt my inner child.

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Not Funny"

It's funny how 'hello' is always accompanied with 'goodbye'.
It's funny how good memories always make you cry.
It's funny how forever never seems to really last.
It's funny how'd much you'd lose if you forgot your past.
It's funny how "friends" can just leave you when your down.
It's funny how when you need someone they're never around.
It's funny how people forgive, even when they can't forget.
It's funny how one night, can contain so much regret.
It's funny how ironic life turns out to be.
But the funniest part of all? None of that's funny to me.

by Unknown

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Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?

Warning! Random stuff starts after this Message...So Beware...of the Randomness

Formerly known as Hermione'sBFF454, I changed my name!! It's been bugging me for a while... I chose HermioneLuchiaBellaFanPeace AT FIRST BUT THEN I CHANGED IT TO BFFofCrazyShopoholicPixe-Alice BECUZ ITS AWESOME! GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT?? mm-hmmmmmm oh yeah i went there! ! ~does the little head round thingy~

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. vampires!

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If You HATE Jacob Black, put this on ur profile. I HATE Jacob black!!

If you have ever suddenly find yourself singing for no reason, copy this and put it on ur profile. (I've done it about a million times. he he)

If you wish Emmett was your big brother, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Twilight

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but Alice is always at his window with a bat waiting for me. How does she kn- OH Right...

So let me get this straight. FORKS is a real town but EDWARD CULLEN is a fictional character. Why can't it be the other way around??

CULLENISM: my new religion

When YOU Meet A GUY AT WORK Named Edwin Kullen AND See IT AS A SIGN

Destiny tried to take my twilight books. Destiny isn’t with us anymore.

Definition of Twilight

Twilight; the reason girl across the world are suddenly and madly in love with vampires.

Whenever I get happy or calm all of a sudden I look around for jasper.

Team Edward cause Jacob doesn’t sparkle.

Do that again and ill give you a paper cut in front of Jasper.

Ashley: Do I ever cross your mind?

Igor/Chase: No

Ashley: Do you like me?

Igor/Chase: No

Ashley: Do you want me?

Igor/Chase: No

Ashley: Would you cry if I left?

Igor/Chase: No

Ashley: Would you live for me?

Igor/Chase: No

Ashley: Would you do anything for me?

Igor/Chase: No

Ashley: Choose--me or your life

Igor/Chase: My life

Ashley runs away in shock and pain and Igor/Chase (lol Chase chases after her) runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile (if only it were real. :( )

Hello! I'm Ashley! And Edward and I's wedding is on the sixteenth of April because that's when we met and your invited. Feel Free to bring gifts, But please no food products or tosters, microwaves, etc. I wont be needing them. And to answer some of your questions about having Edward as a Husband, its amazing. And yes, being rich really does have its perks! Alice is the Best sister you can ask for, despite the fact she is an evil, shopaholic little pixie when she wants to be. Jake and Emmett are the funniest people in the WORLD! And Rosalie's not as bad as you would think. And yes Lauran is an even Bigger Bitch in person. Edward Also Freqently makes New lullabys for me There beautful and Jake is still single so if you want I could give you his number! Let me Know ;)

Watch my little skits

Me: I think, wait no. I KNOW I own twilight

Edward: really?

Me: OMG ITS EDWARD CULLEN! I LOVE U!

Edward: prove it by saying u dont own twilight

Me: (grumbles) fine. I, BFFofCrazyShopoholicPixe-Alice, dont own twilight happy? NOW KISS U ME U IDIOT!

Edward: gladly

~MAKE-OUT SCENE~

-the end of that skit-

-new skit-

Me: (reading Twilight) omg this is the best series ever!

Emmett: Dont u know it!

Me: OMG ITS EMMETT CULLEN!!

Alice and Edward: and us!!

Me: OMG OMG OMG!! Emmett, give me a bear hug, Edward, compose a lullaby for me and kiss me madly, and Alice, take me on a shopping spree!

Me: (While everyone is doing what i told them to do) This is the best day ever!

-the end of that skit-

You say Taylor...
I say Robert...
You say Jacob...
I say Edward...
You say Harry Potter
I say Cedric Diggory
You say Pg: 282 in Twilight...
I say Pg: 113-117 in Breaking Dawn...
You say you like hot guys...
I say I LOVE Cold Guys Edward
You say Human...
I say Vampires...
You say Real Vampire...
I say Vegetarian Vampire...
You say Team Jacob...
I say Fuck You XD

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Bella: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?
Edward: No
Bella: Do You Like Me?
Edward: Not Really.
Bella: Do You Want Me?
Edward: No.
Bella: Would You Cry If I Left?
Edward: No.
Bella: Would You Live For Me?
Edward: No.
Bella: Would You Do Anything For Me?
Edward: No.
Bella: What would u choose,me or your life?.
Edward: My Life.
Bella Runs Away In Shock And Pain And Edward Runs After Her And Says:
The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind
The Reason I Don't Like You Is Because I Love You
The Reason I Don't Want You Is Because I Need You
The Reason I Wouldn't Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
The Reason I Wouldn't Live For You Is Because I Would Die For You
The Reason I'm Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life!

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Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires, and he knew it wasn't right, but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you would gladly drive to Forks, kidnap Jacob Black, and slap him with a rubber chicken/pig until he admitted that Bella and Edward belong together, and that you are the awesomest person ever.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb,(JACOB) copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm not afraid of bloody murderers

I'm not afraid of hell

I'm not afraid of clowns trying to kill me

I'm not afraid of nightmares

I'm not afraid of crazy people

I'm not afraid of werewolf's

I'm only afraid of vampires with red eyes.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

"Something" since 19-Something's (18-Something in Jasper's Case)

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You Since 1916

Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843

Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...

1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times.
2) You own all above mentioned books.
3) You know that most of your friends will try to bag on Twilight the Movie, but then you'll get defensive and start yelling at them for saying that all the actors/actresses are all wrong and that they will ruin the movie when the actors/actresses don't match their exact mental picture of said character. (LISTEN PEOPLE!! No one will look exactly like your mental image of the Twilight characters, so get over it and quit bagging on the actors/actresses who will do a great job on this movie whether you think so or not!! Please excuse my rant but it needed to be said)
4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.
5) You have reread a lot of these pages.
6)You read fanfiction about Twilight.
7)You write fanfiction about Twilight.
8)At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says something about Twilight or its characters.
9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.
10)For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon/Ecilpse, you acted as a missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read them.
11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it, because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".
12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.
13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.
14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk about.
15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2008 for Breaking Dawn to come out, you almost cried.
16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you like best. (I'm debating between Edward and Jasper. Edward is slightly in the lead though ;D)
17)You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.
18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories, you never get tired of it.
19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing you read.
20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a vampire.
21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.
22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.
23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people who don't understand it just haven't read the book.
24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.
26) You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information
27) You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns and the fact that you won't sop trying to explain to them why Twilight is the best book in the world
28) You're keeping track of all the "Breaking Dawn Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean
29) Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website
30) Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series
31) Your screen saver says something about the Twilight Saga
32) You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition
33) You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it
34) You can't believe that most people haven't read the books
35) You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them
36) You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines
37) You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die
38) You know you're addicted, but you don't care
39)You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 2nd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco
40) You're more excited about the release of Breaking Dawn than anything to do with Harry Potter
41)When you found out that you would have to wait to see the Breaking Dawn cover art and first chapter until you got back from a trip where you couldn't even get near a book store when both items came out the day ater you left, you have a mental breakdown
42) When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown
43) You noticed there is no number 25

ATTENTION PLEASE!! PEOPLE!! EMMETT'S NAME IS SPELLED "E-M-M-E-T-T" NOT "E-M-M-E-T" OR "E-M-E-T-T!!" STEPHENIE MEYER SPELLED HIS NAME WITH 2 M's AND 2 T's!! PLEASE REMEMBER THIS!!
Sorry for the rant but this is seriously getting to me.

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I've done all these things =)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile-- hehehehe ( done it)

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am or later reading the Twilight books, copy and paste this onto your profile. done it

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie. he does rock

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. done it

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. who doesn't love cookies??

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. done it sooo many times

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile. I SO THINK THAT

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. IT'S FUN

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm addicted

I hate jacob Black!! =) =) =) hate him!

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopidia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have spent a whole day reading Twilgiht/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn, without any food, copy and past this to your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volturi" to your computer's dcitionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you have so many dreams about Twilight that you have lost count, copy and paste this to your profile.

IF you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. YES!!

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

i know I'm not perfect,
I know I'm a geek, in many ways,
I know I listen to "Weird" bands,
I know I like to read,
I know I like school, even teachers.

BUT:
I know I have true friends,
I know I'm loved,
I know who I love,
I know I can overcome ups and downs.
And I know who I am.

Anything else you'd like to throw at me?

(One day in my Technology class with my teacher, Ms. whoever)

Ms. whoever: ...You have to tell the computer exactly what you want it to do! It can't read your mind!!

ME: (Sighs)...Technology is no replacement for Edward Cullen.

I love twilight

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.
Edward Cullen killed Bambi's mom.
I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling.
Twilight, Twilight Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight. What obsession?
Cullenism: my new religion.

WIWAVS: Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome.

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Edward!)copy and paste this in your profile

if you think the Coacoa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

-I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

-If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

-The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever spent numerous hours looking for stuff that remind you of any of the Cullens/Swans, copy and and paste this into your profile.

-If you swear you'll throw yourself off the nearest building if they cast a bad Edward and/or Bella for the Twilight Movie or mess it up beyond possible reasoning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile-- hehehehe

-If you compare people to Edward and Bella, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Edward!)copy and paste this in your profile

if you think the Coacoa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

and this is from the same one

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black mane turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir. When I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up, I was BLACK. When I'm sick, I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK. Whne I'm cold, I'm BLACK. When I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when your're born you're PINK. When you grow up, you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun, you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. ANd you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

A is for Awesome

S is for Singing

H is for Happy

L is for Likable

E is for Editor for Writing

Y is for Yapper

Those all make the name Ashley!!

Peace cuz I'm outti

~AliceAshleyCullen (Formerly BFFofCrazyShopoholicPixe-Alice and Hermione'sBFF454)