Allo peopalez!! (Last updated profile: 10-19-09)

Aaaahhhh, here it is. The shivering cold of Autumn, soon to be the popsicle temperature of Winter...I HATE THE COLD!

Mah, anyway I'm happy to say that I finally was able to draw myself, for the first time, as an anime character! I'm so proud of myself! Maybe if I can get my scanner to work, I can put it on here, otherwise oh well.

Be warned, for those of you who have played Naruto: Clash of Ninja Revolution 2 do you remember what Anko Mitarashi's Critical Special was? She kicks the enemy into the air, kicks them a few more times, then takes her opponents head, shoves it in-between her legs, and then slams them into the ground...(Blush) wait, WHAT!?

Yep, you read right. It was the WIERDEST thing I've ever seen. Even wierder was me and my friend came up with a bunch of different story ideas branching off of this attack. Don't worry, It'll be a crack fic, so you guys'll know which one it is.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

So have a nice day! (8D

Kenta Raikiri

Name: Kenta Raikiri

Gender: Male

Status: Single (Sad, no?)

Age: old enough

Birthplace: Morigakure (Village hidden in the forest)

Personal quote: You say ramen, I say Naruto. You say weapons I say .hack. You say Bleach, I say Fabric softener. -Kenta Raikiri

Likes:

1.) Reading Naruto fanfics, Bleach fanfics, Naruto crossovers, Naruto manga, Bleach manga, and alot of other Manga.

2.) Anything that has to do with manga. However, I mostly enjoy finding new manga to read, which get's me really freakin' hyper. (SUGAR HAPPY!)

3.) Fanfics that actually have a good story to go along with them.

4.) My 3 dogs and my family.

5.) Video games, Especially The Legend of Zelda and Mario series'.

6.) Drawing Naruto stuff. (I'm a scary person when it comes to Naruto)

7.) The habit I've gained of making random hand-signs from Naruto. (My favorite is doing Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu!)

8.) Zoning out to the point where I notice NOTHING going on around me.

9.) Making people smile. It's said that if you give a greeting to someone while smiling, you can brighten that person's day, if only a little bit! (8D

Dislikes:

1.) YAOI!

2.) When poeple confuse me.

3.) When people laugh at me for being skinny (Dammit! I've got a high Metabolism!!)

4.) When Authors cut off a really good story without a good excuse.

5.) The time it takes for water to boil. Especially if you're hungry for Ramen.

6.) Little brothers.

7.) People who step on other people to make themselves look better.

8.) People who act like they are interested in a person when they know they've already got a boy/girl-friend.

9.) People who use other people for their own gain. Ever heard of the phrase, 'No pain, No gain?'

10.) When people make me come back to reality.

11.) When you write/type over 1,000 words of a chapter when suddenly the page refreshes, deleating ALL of the work you had progressed on, thus making you have to type the same thing all over again.

12.) Having to Re-do things.

13.) Trying to draw yourself as an anime character and failing miserably. (I lost track of how many times I've failed...)

14.) My Asthma.

15-??.) And many other things, one of them including Uchiha Sasuke.

Top 10 Favorite Manga/Anime/Video Game characters:

1.) Uzumaki Naruto

2.) Megaman EXE.

3.) Luigi

4.) Sonic The Hedgehog

5.) Bowser Koopa

6.) Himura Kenshin

7.) Uchiha Itachi

8.) Kakashi Hatake (Pervert #1)

9.) Miroku the Monk (Pervert #2, and they are AWESOME!)

10.) Shugo Kunisaki

Favorite pairings:

1.) NarutoXHinata (One word: Opposites Attract. ...okay, so that's two...)

2.) GaaraXSakura

3.) LeeXTenten

4.) KakashiXAnko

5.) ShikamaruXTemari

6.) LanXMaylu

7.) Megaman EXE. X Roll EXE.

8.) AxlXCinnamon

9.) IchigoXRukia

10.) UryuXOrihime (Smarts meets Stupidity)

11.) SilverXBlaze

12.) TailsXCream

13.) LuigiXRosalina (I like LuigiXDaisy, but I like this one more. A.K.A. I'm not a TRUE LuigiXDaisy fan, but that doesn't mean I don't like the pairing)

14.) BowserXPeach (She may like Mario, but he takes Luigi's spotlight, and it drives me insane. Plus, I like the big bad King of Koopas)

15.) Himura KenshinXKamiya Kaoru (Oro?)

16.) SanjiXNami

17.) AllenXLenalee

18.) Ed ElricXWinry Rockbell

19.) InuyashaXKagome

20.) MirokuXSango

21.) NaruXSaku (After watching a few AMV's about the two, I somehow gained a liking to this pairing.)

Least Favorite pairings:

1.) YAOI! (Nuff said)

2.) KakashiXSakura (How different are their ages!?)

3.) Roy MustangXRiza Hawkeye (Don't know why, just irritates me)

4.) ShadowXAmy (The HELL people!?)

Stories:

1.) Jinchuuriki - A small poem I made when I was waiting for my school bus to get to the stop one morning. I still didn't really know how to write poems then, so It's a little strict with rhyming...

2.) Sweet Dreams...In your Dreams! - A crack fic I made to show whats going on inside the dreams of the Naruto cast. Will only go up to Part 1 of Naruto. (No Shippuuden)

3.) How Many Uchiha's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - Another Crack fic just to have fun tormenting the Uchiha. Only three chapters, because there are only 3 Uchiha.

4.) Namikaze no Higure - Uzumaki Naruto's personality is split in two, creating Kuro (dark) and Hikari (light). They join forces and swear to keep a promise to their dead father, Minato Namikaze. Keep the Kyuubi no Kitsune at bay! I will try and go along the story-line of the original series with some changes.
Squad 7 is consisted of Namikaze Hikari, Namikaze Kuro, and Hyuuga Hinata. Squad Leader is Hatake Kakashi. What's the worst that could happen? (coughshitloadsofchaoscough!)
Pairings are KuroXHinata and HikariXFem. Haku. Maybe some other pairings, but I'm not too keen on them for the moment.

5.) Health - My first one-shot of Kakashi and Anko. Also my first lemon, so don't expect an experts job on it. The story is in an Alternate Universe (AU) where Kakashi is five years younger than Anko. I got the idea for the story from two different fics. One was Mikie-from-Ireland's fic, Illegal Lovers: Naruto and Kyuubi. The other fic was Kakankofan93's fic, Biology, so credit goes to them. Rated M for Language, lemons and...stuff...

6.) Weapon-N - Crossover of Naruto and Megaman X Command mission. (The game!) NarutoXHinata.
Naruto is suddenly thrown into the world of Reploids! All of his friends gone, he must now find a new life to live. But how will that work when you still have the will to fight? You become a hunter of course! And why does this one reploid keep reminding him of someone from his past? Rated T for language and people making fun of Zero.

7.) Hanyou Shinigami - Ichigo Kurosaki was a normal high school student who could wipe the floor with a gang and come out bleeding only a little bit. (Nothing normal about that...) He lived a normal life until a black-haired midget ruins his life. He tries to ignore her, but she keeps following him around saying that she's interested in how he can see her. One night, she gives him her powers after she was injured during a hollow attack on Ichigo's family. He transforms into a Soul Reaper however, something goes wrong. Why does he have fluffy orange ears on his head? and what's with the tail!? Rated M for Sexual themes and awkward scenes, as well as Ichigo's and Rukia's foul language. First Bleach fic!

8.) Two Lonely Stars - LuigiXRosalina. Rated-T.
Luigi and Rosalina are two lonely stars. Luigi can raise the spirit's of others, but currently, he's the one in need of a lifting. What happens when two lonely stars meet? craptacular summary, I know. The stories much better than this pathetic excuse of a summary.

9.) The REAL Super Luigi Galaxy - LuigiXRosalina. Rated T. Crossover M&L Superstar Saga and Super Mario Galaxy.
Luigi was checking the mail one sunny morning, when he finds a letter with a strange star-like picture on it, that has two black eyes. Luigi soon finds himself in the far reaches of space, having to fight an old enemy and save a Princess while Mario, teaming up with Bowser, tries to locate the missing Princess Peach.

10.) You're so Silly! - LanXMaylu. Rated K+. One-Shot.
Lan finds a girl crying at a park after she was called 'A freak'. He gets mad at her, and three years later, they find each other again...in the same class!

11.) We havn't even STARTED yet! - KazuXToki. Rated T. One-shot.
Kazuki likes Tokiko. Tokiko likes Kazuki. Kazuki is afraid of rejection. Tokiko is still trying to understand the feelings she's getting. Bravo is just trying to kill Kazuki with his so called 'Training'. Everyone is afraid of rejection from someone they care about. Warriors are no exception.

12.) My Idol... - Naruto fic. No pairing as of yet. Rated T.
Naruto always thought of Sasuke as an idol. Someone other than the Yondaime to look up to. Now, Naruto is going to bring Sasuke back home from trying to go to Orochimaru. Because of the Kyuubi's chakra rising throughout Naruto once more, it accidentally triggers an ability given to him by his ancestors. The Kekkei Genkai!

13.) The Legend of Naruto, Twilight Princess. - NarutoXMidna. Rated T. Might go M later on, doubt it though.
Naruto was found in the small springs by Ordon Village. Rusl takes him in and raises him. Naruto finds out on his twelth birthday that Rusl isn't his father, but more of a Guardian for him. The time has almost come for Naruto to deliver the sword to Hyrule castle, but a light darkness appraoches. Some of the original TP characters other than Link have been switched! Find out WHO exactly!

14.) The Tags of Ai - NarutoXHinataXShionXKoyuki. First official (somewhat) Harem fic! Rated M.
Naruto is a lonely person, who had never known what it was like to be loved. Hinata has loved Naruto since before their days back at the Academy! The goddess of love has heard her pleas, and gives her the courage to show her feelings to Naruto. However, the stork that was supposed to deliver the tag to her accidentally dropped two more than necessary, which got into the hands of two other princesses! How's Naruto going to get out of this one!?

15.) The Bonded Path - NaruXSaku. First time doing this pairing!
Naruto and Sakura fear being late for their meeting with Kakashi, but the road ahead splits in two.

Stories that are currently not added as of yet:

The Legend of Naruto, Ocarina of Time - Re-do of Kyuuto's Revenge. Naruto/The Legend of Zelda Crossover. NarutoXAyame Rated T.
Naruto awakens in a forest after the battle with Sasuke. He finds out he's been thrown into the past, where things are just as bad here as in Konoha! Not one to miss helping out people in need, Naruto goes on a quest to defeat the new 'King of Evil' and save Hyrule! Problem is, where does he start? and whose this girl that looks exactly like Ayame!? Rated T for Language.

I decided to rename it from Guardian of the Gods to TLoN. After starting up The Twilight Princess version, I decided to go with a series of the crossover.

Possible Stories:

A Pikmin story, NARUTO STYLE! - NarutoXPikmin Crossover. Rated T for Language. Placed After the defeat of Akatsuki, with Madara suddenly disappearing and Sasuke returning to the village peacefully.
Naruto get's shrunk down to a tiny size thanks to a lab assistants louzy aim. Naruto tries to get to Tsunade's office, but thank's to Shikamaru's Girlfriend, Temari, (Shikamaru: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!) Naruto is sent into the woods of Konoha. Now Naruto must find a way back to town, but these strange creatures have taken a liking to him. Naruto decides to use his new-found Army to help him get back, as well as help give him training as a Hokage in the way that he leads his people.

The Forbidden Legends of Konoha - CRACK FIC! Rated - ? (RP)
There are some stories that are best left untold.

Discontinued Stories:

Kyuuto's Revenge: My first story (Originally the summary) Naruto wakes up in the hospital after being defeated by Sasuke at The Valley of the End. Sakura had already yelled at him, and while none of the rescue team was killed, he still blames himself for their injuries. He then kicks his training into high gear, going into isolation (as if he already wasn't in that) so that he can train and get up to Sasuke's level. Kenta Raikiri comes into the story later, and joins up with Naruto and tries to become a Genin of the Hidden Leaf.
(Reasons for dicontinuation) The more the story went on, it seemed like it was becoming more and more Legend of Zelda style. Not only that, I introduced Ayame, Naruto's love interest of the story, almost 7 chapters after chapter one. Needless to say, it went downhill. However, one should expect such results on their first story.

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1. Fave Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Soul Eater

2. Fave Anime character period: Many characters tie here...(Uzumaki Naruto, Hatake Kakashi) -Naruto (Black Star, Shinigami the Kid, Tsubaki) - Soul Eater (Hanatarou Yamada, Yachiru Kusajishi, Kenpachi Zaraki He has my name! ) - Bleach

3. Fave Bishie pretty boy: ...I'm a guy, so yeah...

4. Worst Anime: Is there one out there?

5. If you could end up in one anime, what would it be?: NARUTO!! Come on! I write fanfictions about it, I've developed my own Jutsu for it, FOR PETE'S SAKE, I'VE GOT MY OWN VILLAGE!!

6. Fave Theme Song: Tie between Yura Yura - (Naruto) and Taiyoh no Mannaka eh - (Eureka 7)

7. Who would be your best friend(s)?: Uzumaki Naruto and Black Star.

8. What anime character resembles you?: Black Star and Hanatarou Yamada at the same time. (I'm loud, but I've actually got a really quiet personality)

9. What anime character do you abhor/hate/loathe?: Can't remember what abhor means...hate? Uchiha Sasuke...teme. Loathe? All of them.

10. Fave Quote: "Bump mapping! Now THAT'S good use of Technology!" - Shugo Kunisaki, .hack Legend of the Twilight - Book 1

The Hand-signs of Naruto:

Try doing the twelve hand-signs and find out which you can do the easiest, as well as ones that are most difficult. List from hardest to do, to the easiest to do. (If you don't know the hand-signs, go to LeafNinja dot com (dot being a period) and click hand-signs)

1.) Rat - Ne
If this is easy - You are very laid back, and aren't easily motivated.

If this is hard - You are very outgoing, and love being with people.

2.) Ox/Cow - Ushi
If this is easy - You are slow moving, and don't like to move alot, if at all. You'd rather just sit back and relax all day.

If this is hard - You don't like sitting in one place, you want to move about, and find yourself walking without you even realizing it.

3.) Tiger - Tora
If this is easy - You are very protective of your things, as well as your friends. You have a fiery spirit.

If this is hard - You are more of the cool type. You don't want to get involved alot, but you will get going if you are needed.

4.) Rabbit/hare - U
If this is easy - You are a gentle and kind soul. You tend to do well with other people.

If this is hard - You tend to do things a bit rashly. You throw away reason and just tend to, 'Charge-in head first'.

5.) Dragon - Tatsu
If this is easy - You are very strong in your physical abilities. You can easily wrestle with someone and come out on top.

If this is hard- You lack physical strength, and would rather pass on a fight.

6.) Snake - Mi
If this is easy - You tend to be very sneaky with how you act, but tend to be very intelactual. You are always ready to try and solve a puzzle.

If this is hard - You are very notice-able. Puzzles and quizzes hurt your head when you try and figure them out.

7.) Horse - Uma
If this is easy - You are fast-moving and love helping people along with their lives.

If this is hard -You tend to be a loner. You don't like when things go by too fast, but rather, you like watching things move in slow motion.

8.) Ram/Sheep - Hitsuji
If this is easy - You are probably the loudest person in your family. You like being the center of attention, as well as seeing people smile rather then them frowning.

If this is hard - You tend to stick with the crowd, not really fond of being different.

9.) Monkey - Saru
If this is easy - You are very playful with people all ages, from children to adults You tend to look at the glass half-full.

If this is hard - You don't like getting too close to people, and would rather be in your room reading a book or doing your own thing. You tend to see the glass as half-empty.

10.) Bird - Tori
If this is easy -You are free spirited and have nothing holding you back.

If this is hard - You are 'grounded' and feel like you are chained to something.

11.) Dog - Inu
If this is easy - You are always ready for some action. If there is something that has caught your interest, you will stop at nothing to find out more about it. (People included)

If this is hard - You tend to be laid back, not really caring if there is a concert or something going on, and EVERYONE is going.

12.) Boar - I (Pronounced Long E)
If this is easy - You charge head first into things and don't think about the consequences until later. You are very flexible as well.

If this is hard - You aren't very flexible, and tend to plan before doing. You might bring a planner or something to remind you of an event, not really trusting your memory.

My answers:

Hardest: (1st is the hardest, the 6th isn't as hard to do)

1.) Dragon - Tatsu
Why - I'm skinny, and don't have alot of stamina because of my asthma.

2.) Bird - Tori
Why - I tend to get stuck at home watching my little siblings, not really able to go out and see the world. Someday, I want to travel to lots of different places and see the sights!

3.) Rat - Ne
Why - I tend to be VERY loud around people, and just can't sit still.

4.) Boar - I
Why - While I AM very flexible, I never trust my memory, and easily forget things. ALOT. I find myself asking what I was supposed to do when I was just told what to do.

5.) Ox/Cow - Ushi
Why - I find myself walking all over the place when I daydream, so I tend to go on walks.

6.) Dog - Inu
Why - While I DO tend to be really friendly, I don't like going to big things like, Dances, concerts, and other things that EVERYONE is going to.

Easiest: (1st is the easiest, 6th isn't so easy)

1.) Ram/Sheep - Hitsuji
Why - I am by FAR the loudest person in my entire family. I get VERY loud when it comes to Naruto or something else, and will actually start trembling in excitement alot of the time.

2.) Monkey - Saru
Why - Because I have such a large family, I tend to do really well with little children. I also tend to joke around alot of my teachers. (Some of which, don't really like me because of that)

3.) Tiger - Tora
Why - Again, because of my family, I'm very protective of my younger siblings. I'm also very outgoing, just not to the extent of playing alot of sports.

4.) Horse - Uma
Why - I like seeing people take a step in going on with their lives, and I love seeing the smiles on peoples faces when they know they've accoplished something big on their own.

5.) Rabbit/Hare - U
Why - While I WILL be rough every now and again, I don't like being TOO rough. I like being a gentle person someone can come to and expect to be welcomed by.

6.) Snake - Mi
Why - I tend to be sneaky every now and again, probably because I watch too much Naruto...but I LOVE puzzles. Reason why I'm a big fan of The Legend of Zelda series.

If you want to try this, Then copy the sheet below and try it yourself!

1.) Rat - Ne
If this is easy - You are very laid back, and aren't easily motivated.

If this is hard - You are very outgoing, and love being with people.

2.) Ox/Cow - Ushi
If this is easy - You are slow moving, and don't like to move alot, if at all. You'd rather just sit back and relax all day.

If this is hard - You don't like sitting in one place, you want to move about, and find yourself walking without you even realizing it.

3.) Tiger - Tora
If this is easy - You are very protective of your things, as well as your friends. You have a fiery spirit.

If this is hard - You are more of the cool type. You don't want to get involved alot, but you will get going if you are needed.

4.) Rabbit/hare - U
If this is easy - You are a gentle and kind soul. You tend to do well with other people.

If this is hard - You tend to do things a bit rashly. You throw away reason and just tend to, 'Charge-in head first'.

5.) Dragon - Tatsu
If this is easy - You are very strong in your physical abilities. You can easily wrestle with someone and come out on top.

If this is hard- You lack physical strength, and would rather pass on a fight.

6.) Snake - Mi
If this is easy - You tend to be very sneaky with how you act, but tend to be very intelactual. You are always ready to try and solve a puzzle.

If this is hard - You are very notice-able. Puzzles and quizzes hurt your head when you try and figure them out.

7.) Horse - Uma
If this is easy - You are fast-moving and love helping people along with their lives.

If this is hard -You tend to be a loner. You don't like when things go by too fast, but rather, you like watching things move in slow motion.

8.) Ram/Sheep - Hitsuji
If this is easy - You are probably the loudest person in your family. You like being the center of attention, as well as seeing people smile rather then them frowning.

If this is hard - You tend to stick with the crowd, not really fond of being different.

9.) Monkey - Saru
If this is easy - You are very playful with people all ages, from children to adults You tend to look at the glass half-full.

If this is hard - You don't like getting too close to people, and would rather be in your room reading a book or doing your own thing. You tend to see the glass as half-empty.

10.) Bird - Tori
If this is easy -You are free spirited and have nothing holding you back.

If this is hard - You are 'grounded' and feel like you are chained to something.

11.) Dog - Inu
If this is easy - You are always ready for some action. If there is something that has caught your interest, you will stop at nothing to find out more about it. (People included)

If this is hard - You tend to be laid back, not really caring if there is a concert or something going on, and EVERYONE is going.

12.) Boar - I (Pronounced Long E)
If this is easy - You charge head first into things and don't think about the consequences until later. You are very flexible as well.

If this is hard - You aren't very flexible, and tend to plan before doing. You might bring a planner or something to remind you of an event, not really trusting your memory.

My answers:

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose), ObeyTheSnarf, i like tea,midnightanimeangelrainthorn, Kenta Raikiri

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If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile.

I'm a country music fan and proud of it! Copy and Paste this into your profile to show how proud you are!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

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If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

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If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, Temari-Sand Princess, Kenta Raikiri

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If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would tell the person, "Thanks for the compliment", copy this into your profile

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If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

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IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "Goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) Re-post and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

-Footprints in the Sand-
~One night, I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky. In each scene, I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one set of footprints. This bothered me because I noticed that during the lowe periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow, or defeat, i could only see one set of footprints. So I said to the Lord. " You promised me, Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when i have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" The Lord replied, "The times when you have seen only one set of footprints, are those when I have carried you."~

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.

From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.

Tom and the Absolution
1997-2008

A great Character and a funny host

You will live on forever in this.

If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, Kenta Raikiri

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Makayla, Holy' Shrimp, i like tea,midnightanimeangelrainthorn, Kenta Raikiri

I'm a crazy person in disguise...can you tell? (Twitch)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

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REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

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REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.