I would tell you my name but sadly, "Ah nope nope nope don't want to" , I live in California, I'm eighteen years old, and I am a girlie!! YAY ME!

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Anyways enough about that old boring stuff, onto the good stuff!!

FAVORITE COLOR: 1=Red 2=Purple 3=Green 4=Black

FAVORITE FOOD: Grilled cheese sandwich!!

FAVORITE GRAHAM CRACKER FLAVOR: Cinnamon!!

FAVORITE NUMBER: 9

FAVORITE LETTER OF THE ALPHABET: J (No not because of The Joker, I've always liked 'J' for some odd reason, anyways...)

FAVORITE SMELL: Raspberry? Maybe strawberry...or my blanket...ohhhh I know! JOKER! Right? Man...what I would give to know just exactly how he smelled

FAVORITE SODA: Dr. Pepper mmm

FAVORITE BTAS EPISODE: I really don't know. That's super hard to pick, possibly all Joker ones, besides Be A Clown...I really don't like the beginning of that one. As for the new episodes? Mad Love, only because it explains Jokers and Harleys relationship. I really liked the comic better...OH!

FAVORITE COMIC: Mad Love :)

FAVORITE PIXAR MOVIE: LOL uh...Up? I liked that one, very cute, sad...but cute!

FAVORITE POPCORN: Caramel, oh yes, caramel

...well that was boring...I'll add more when I think of it...onward!

I am a die hard Joker fan...I LOVE HIM...he is my God truthfully.

My favorite Joker quotes ever would have to be...

"In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out."

"Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well". Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand before you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too."

"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"

"Kahhhhhnnnn!!"

"You can't kill me without becoming like me! I can't kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn't it IRONIC?"

"Don't touch me old man! ...I don't know where you've been."

"I may be crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooooo thank you!"

"You're going to melt just like a grilled cheese sandwhich!"

"Run run as fast as you can you'll not catch me I'm the Joker man."

"Dont get cute with me red hes ripping me off I'll protest yeah I'll sue then I'll rip his lungs out and I will too."

"I'd say ladies first, but since we don't have any, (chuckles) we'll start with you, Pam."

"Yeesh, Pengers! How corny can you get?"

"You're right Harley. Fish are disgusting. I think I'll start using my toxin on cattle. Joker Burgers! Ha! Talk about a happy meal!"

"I'll buy you a goldfish! Let's go!"

"Up, up, and away!"

"Aw, too bad, Bat-sap. But you should have remembered the old saying: Dying is easy, comedy is hard."

"Oh, I think I'm getting airsick."

"May the floss be with you!"

HAHHAHAHAAA...oh goodness those tickle me oh so well!

STORY TIME!!

So I was sitting in my room, working on my story, when my mom comes in and thoughtfully gives me a glass of water. (I DIDNT EVEN ASK FOR IT!! VERY KIND I THINK...) She sits down on the edge of my bed and randomly says, "Hey let me see your smile!" I cock my head at her but...I do smile...an average everyday smile for me. She now says, "Did you know that your eyes, and face get darker when you smile?" I ask, "Only on me you mean?" She says, "Yea. Kinda like the Joker."

I set my glass of water down and stare at her with an extremely straight face, "Mom...did you just compare me to a psychopathic, murdering, deranged guy, who dresses like a clown, who is chased by a guy who likewise dresses like a bat?"

She pauses and stares, I can tell she feels somewhat ashamed of herself, "Yea."

I put back on my smile, "Awesome!" and continue to work with an even more dark persona!!

love it...

I DESPISE JOKER/RACHEL RELATIONSHIPS!! I DESPISE THEM DESPISE THEM!!

JOKER/HARLEY ALWAYS AND FOREVA!!

Songs that help me get through tough spots within the story: you can listen to them all at playlist.com !!

1. Claire de Lune

2. Any Beethoven piece...mostly though I would say: Moonlight...fantastic!

3. Yael Naim Toxic...wow

4. My heart will go on

5. Reverie

6. Fetes (Nocturnes)

7. Schindler's List Main Theme

8. Wedding March...I have no idea why!

9. I like to listen to the Jingle Bells version provided by the Joker...pure amazingnessness!

10. The entire soundtrack to The Dark Knight

11. Lacarimosa

12. Hungarian Dance No. 5

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MARK HAMILL...IS THE AMAZINGNESSNESS BEHIND THE SEXYNESSNESS...AND IS SEXYNESS HIMSELF! YES!!

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