Note: D: It's been almost a year since I posted anything... ~is a douchebag~ Well, hopefully I shall remedy that very soon...

Mmmkay. I suppose a little personal information. The name's Tilly Flonka. I immensely enjoy all things man on man related.

Age- I'm 19 years old (aahhh! almost 20!?)

Sexuality (not sure why this would be important...)- straight (and I'mma lady)

Profession- I'm a full time college student and professional slacker/procrastinator in all things that matter as well as a rabid yaoi fanatic extraordinaire.

Fave Manga- Naruto, Death Note, Bleach, One Piece, Ouran High School Host Club, The Wallflower, Yanki-kun to Megane-chan, Beauty Pop, Kimi ni Todoke, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, etc, etc... blah blah, though I love them, the others don't matter for all I will ever write about is hot, passionate smex between random male characters

Personal Tidbits- I talk to myself. A lot.

- I like to dance (quite horribly) about my dorm in underwear to funk music :D Actually, it's probably my favorite pass-time (it helps me think)

- Sometimes, I get too into writing (or too lazy) to even get up and eat when I'm hungry... yeah... -_-'

- I thoroughly enjoy the word "devious" and the phrase "old hat" and use both as often as possible in daily conversation.

- I play the banjo (spent seven years in NC. Woot.) Not relevant at all, but I think it's awesome...

- I'm a second year bio major in case you were wondering...

- A promise from me to you: I will NEVER include mpreg. My science background forbids it. Unless the character is a hermaphrodite or Arnold Schwarzenegger, it's not happening in my mind (completely disregards totally illogical-ness of chakra monsters being sealed inside of humans, simple hand motions being able to produce clones and lighting and such, twenty foot long tongues and extend-able necks, etc...) Plus the idea of a man trying to expel a baby through his penis isn't my idea of a romantic..

- I'm pretty much suck at this "plot" thing, so most of my fics will just be smex with a couple lines of dialogue and a paragraph or two of setting up for the buttsecks

Requests- I'm open to requests if you're willing to give them. A few things to remember though if you feel inclined to: I don't do ANY Narusasu/Sasunaru or Kakairu/Irukaka (vomits a little in mouth) and let's not even get on the subject of Kakasasu (let's just say, this is how it makes me feel >:O ), and I won't do any fics with women as romantically involved characters. Sorry people. I'm just not comfortable talking about vajaysjays and boobies. -_- If you do want to make a request outside of those pairings, make sure to check the list to see if I'm already working on one you'd like to see _

Also my lovelies, I will be more than happy to do Bleach, Death Note , One Piece (I just started reading this though, so I can't accurately do pairings besides ZoLu at the moment), or Metalocalypse couples.

Another tidbit, I'm a tad particular about who semes and who ukes ~totally biased~ The following shall never be semes in my mind and it would greatly hurt me mentally to put them in that position:

Naruto- Naruto (I know, I totally already did that one. I don't really know how that happened, but I don't intend to do it again O_O), Lee, Shino, and... Gai (wtf?... yeah)

Bleach- Ichigo (Ok, it doesn't pain me to make him a seme, but he's such a fun uke!)

Death Note- L (L is like THE ultimate uke! Seriously! Look at the man! Bah! I could stand seeing the others top, but ~shakes fist at sky, veins popping, etc...~ to have such a ridiculously adorable guy in any other position other than on his back, writhing in ecstasy under a devious seme or taking it from behind like a bitch is a travesty! Plain and simple! MAH!! ahem... sorry, just my feelings on the subject... moving on-->)

One Piece- Luffy (So damn cute! (In the anime that is. Manga Luffy is kind of creepy a majority of the time...) He's probably the closest rival to L for the position of "Ultimate Uke" for me.)

Current requests in order of priority:

1) Shikamaru x Naruto- not really any details I wish to divulge (probably because this one will ~gasp~ actually have a plot! Therefore, I can't summarize it...), just note the pair (M)

2) Jiraiya x Naruto- gotten quite a few requests for this, so if you want more of this pair, no need to ask, there will be plenty over a massive spectrum of yaoi-ness. Mostly extreme shota (M)

3) Minato x Naruto- this will basically be whatever smutty goodness my mind can create. A little unconventional father-son loving. Ohoho, yes, much loving. (M)

4) Sasori x Gaara- another free-reign fic consisting of whatever filth I can dredge up from the depths of my perversion. Not a pairing I would usually consider, so it should be quite fun :D (M)

Other Upcoming stories (in no particular order): Naruto

- Gaara x Lee- bit of rape and sado-masochism (M)

- Kiba x Shino- this will be nice. This plot was inspired by the video for "Du Riechst So Gut" by Rammstein. Not the first weird one with sunburns and flowers, the second one. If you know it, you'll know it... that didn't really make sense... (M)

- Kakashi x Gai- well, I am personally a tad disturbed by this pairing (Gai in general...), but I really wanted to write it for some reason... It involves the spandex mutilation. Mwahaha! (M)

- Kakashi x Naruto- a sweet, fluffy bit about the two that slowly (suffer!) evolves into love, aka: sex/smut (eventually M)

- Iruka x Naruto- lol. Let's just leave it at that: lol. Quick and dirty (M)

- Jiraiya x Kakashi x Yamato x Naruto x Naruto?!- yes, this one will be lots and lots of fun. An array of kage bushins, stripper poles, and horny old men. Sorry people, I switched Gaara with Yamato simply because his personality didn't fit with the plot (or lack thereof), but I shall more than make up for it... some day. (M)

- Sai x Naruto- Let's just say, ever since I got the idea for this one, every time I see an art student on campus carrying around painting supplies, I get dirty thoughts (M)

- Kakashi x Naruto- Lol. Obviously one of my fav pairings. This one shall be more... perverse. Teehee. Kaga bushins (not Naruto's!), rape, rape outside in the dirt while it's raining, rape outside in the dirt while it's raining with kage bushins!! Rawr. (M)

:Bleach

I don't have any stories set in stone since I've been a little preoccupied with Naruto, but I'll list the pairs I know I'm definitely planning on doing. If you have any suggestions, feel free to give them (plus, I really don't have any restrictions for Bleach pairings, so long as they're both guys) :D

- Grimmjow x Ichigo (M)

- Shirosaki (Hollow Ichigo) x Ichigo (M)

- Uruhara x Ichigo (M)

: Death Note

- Light x L- This shall be my idealized alternate ending, specifically designed for heart-broken fangirls like myself as a means of mental escape from the cruel bitch Death and the ever-so-tragic end of probably the best yaoi pairing ever. There will be plot!! And LOTS of smex!! And plot!! (M)

: One Piece

I just got into One Piece, so I haven't encountered that many characters, but a few have already been permanently etched into my heart as new fave yaoi pairings :3 (Blah on ZoSanZo! >:P )

- Zoro x Luffy - despite my desperate bouts of foodless, sleepless anime marathons, I still haven't broken episode 100 so it's subject to change. For the time being, I'm planning on something surrounding awkward sleeping conditions... Ohoho, when dreams become reality :3 (M)

- Usopp x Luffy - I don't know where my desire to do this pairing came from, but I really want to. Yet again, subject to change, but I'm hoping to do something involving Luffy trying to seduce Ussop, just because I want to make him squirm... :3 (M)

: Metalocalypse

I fell in love with Metalocalyse this summer. Everyone should watch it. Period. No, it's not an anime, but it's still friggin amazing and I'm so gonna slash it.

- Skwisgaar x Toki- something involving copious amounts of liquor and a Las Vegas-style, Elvis Presley-impersonator-as-the-priest gay marriage. Nice. (M)