TheOtherMaddHatter
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since: 10-06-08, id: 1710152, Profile Updated: 01-11-13
Author has written 39 stories for Batman, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Good Omens, Re-Animator, House, M.D., Torchwood, Sherlock, Pirates of the Caribbean, Teen Wolf, and Lady and the Tramp.

Hello!
Bowie here, at your service!
It is nice to meet you too! I'm glad you came to visit me!
A little bit about my self:

I enjoy reading all types of things, especially classic literature. I have a slight obsession with books you might say, and reading as a whole, so I hope to contribute my own book to the world someday. (Whether it is a comic book or a literary novel or a comic book, I don't car. I consider both in the same light.) Psychology texts are also something I find fascinating, and do my best to keep up with the advancements made everyday through journals or other published media. Though I am human, and make mistakes. I love learning though, so give a shout out!

I will write when I have inspiration, and may post multiple chapters at a time or at odd times. I also have periods when I can't write at all, so you'll just have to be patient with me. I try to write around my hectic college life, which is getting more and more grueling by the day.

I write because I enjoy it, not for profit of for anyone's benefit but my own, although I do enjoy the reviews and the conversations spawned by them. (And the friends made through said conversations and debates.) It serves a great function of letting out my stress in a good, smut filled environment with hints of daring adventure and perilous plans.

Thanks for your cooperation and have fun!

Stories in Progress:

I See The Moon, And The Moon Sees Me: In Progress
Glimpse of Gold:
Complete!
What's Under London's Lock And Key: Oneshots/In Progress
Absconditus Metus
– Hidden Fear: In Progress
Counter Point Cafe: HIATUS/CURRENTLY ON HOLD
Giving Up Spring: Taking The Fall: I'm trying to get it all sorted out and rewritten, so please have patiences with me!

Thank You for Visiting Me!

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1. Ten In The Bed, And The Little One Said reviews
Derek is part wolf. No, really, he is! One of his parents is now proven to be a full-bred wolf. Isn't genetic testing wonderful? Stiles certainly thinks so. Plan Wolf Park Visit is go!
Crossover - Lady and the Tramp & Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-13 - Stiles & Derek H.
2. My Seizure Dog Derek reviews
Therapy Service Dogs should probably go through training before they're released into the general hospital populace, but there's no training as intense as living on the streets is. And when Stiles finally convinces Sheriff Stilinski to bring Derek along with them to visit the hospital, well, that training sure comes in handy.
Crossover - Lady and the Tramp & Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-14-13 - Stiles & Derek H. - Complete
3. You Had Me At Woof reviews
Oneshot! during the events of "I'm Not A Lady, And You're Hardly What I'd Call A Tramp" towards the ending few paragraphs. Covers how the meeting between Derek, his pack, and everyone else Stiles knows, will end up going. Hint: Lydia is still the Queen Bee. She'll always be that way. And Stiles? Well he's always going to be clever.
Crossover - Lady and the Tramp & Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-11-13 - Scott M. & Stiles - Complete
4. I'm Not A Lady, And You're Hardly What I'd Call A Tramp » reviews
When Stiles breaks out without his collar, and tags and gets lost in the streets of down town Beacon Hills, it's up to one monstrous, brooding mutt to help him find his way home, without either of them being maimed, caught, or killed along the way. If he doesn't end up killing Stiles himself, that is.
Crossover - Lady and the Tramp & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,745 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-10-13 - Published: 3-17-13 - Stiles & Derek H. - Complete
5. I See The Moon, And The Moon Sees Me » reviews
It's not a Full Moon, that's for sure, Sherlock remembers thinking. And yet, here he was, running around the streets of London in pursuit of an escaped Feral Werewolf without back-up. Despite what those blathering idiots at Mycroft's office think, Werewolves don't need a Full Moon to shift form, and they certain didn't need permission to go off on their own. The question is why?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,909 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 2-14-13 - Published: 12-16-12 - Sherlock H. & John W.
6. Junkyard Dogs reviews
Derek Hale hasn't been around for a while now, but the moment he steps back into town he brings with him trouble. Specifically, trouble for Stiles and his lovely hideout-turned-fort in the middle of the Hale Junkyard. The thing is, Derek did not come back alone.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-27-13 - Stiles & Derek H. - Complete
7. Where The Wild Things Howl reviews
Sherlock had a rather nasty habit of sneaking out the window when he should have been asleep. Well, he doesn't think it's a bad habit, and if you were to ask him, he'd tell you so. He just liked a bit of fresh air after the sun went down, and the window let the Monsters out at night. It was the polite thing to do. -Werewolf!AU-
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-20-13 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
8. Glimpse of Gold » reviews
Captain Sherlock Holmes lives life on the open sea, bound to no one, and loved in secret by someone who could never hope to reach him. But Pirates are often drawn in by a glimpse of Gold and flashes of innocence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,836 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 9-14-12 - Published: 2-16-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
9. What's Under London's Lock And Key » reviews
Big Brother is watching. Big Brother is always watching, even when Big Brother is the one making the move. Series of Oneshots.
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-9-12 - Published: 1-12-12 - Jack H.
10. Circular Logic reviews
They say that everything that's happened in this last year took place inside my head. They say that none of it was real, that you weren't real. But Sherlock, to me you have always been real, and I need you more than ever. So why, Sherlock, won't you come back for me? -AU: John is Schizophrenic and Sherlock isn't real-
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-22-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
11. Fleece In Our Eyes reviews
Wool grows heavy when it gets wet, especially when it is drenched in blood and tears. John Watson -The Wolf In Sheep's Clothing- can no longer bear the weight. The end couldn't come fast enough, and even if he was condemned to Hell, he could at least go knowing that Sherlock had chosen to stand by him. -Part Three of Lambs To The Slaughter Series-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-31-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
12. Den Of Lies reviews
Sherlock's home was nothing but a lie, it always had been. But far be it from him to dispute with The Wolf just whose home he's been living in, and just where those actions will lead him...lead them both. Together into the abyss. -Part Two of Lambs To The Slaughter Series-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
13. Wolves Are Allergic To Wool reviews
John Watson has been hiding in plain sight for ages, years now. Lying in wait, biding his time, and counting down the days until Sherlock Holmes notices just how wrong his timid flatmate really is. AU:Serial Killer!John -Part One of Lambs To The Slaughter Series-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-30-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
14. Botellón reviews
John Watson enjoyed the thrum of an excited crowd after a good Football Match, but he enjoyed watching Sherlock -who usually didn't drink anything more than a glass of wine- enjoy the crowd more. Well, enjoying booze first, probably, and then the crowd.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-30-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
15. La Douleur Exquise reviews
:The heart-wrenching pain of wanting someone you can't ever have." And it was wounding, like dying really, slowly bleeding out. Because they lie to you when they tell you dying is like going to sleep. Nothing is pleasant.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-27-12 - Mycroft H. - Complete
16. Imaginary Audience reviews
Sherlock didn't need the man's help to solve the case he was on. He didn't: but it wasn't totally useless in the end...well, until Lestrade explained that their star witness had been dead for over two years, anyways.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-11-12 - Sherlock H. - Complete
17. Freebooters reviews
Crack!Fic Prompt Fill: Sherlock didn't know the man in the brig next to him was the legendary Captain Jack Sparrow, and Captain Jack didn't know the hawk-like man in the cell next to him was the infamous Captain Sherlock Holmes. Imagine their surprise...
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-14-12 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Sherlock H. - Complete
18. Contingency Plan reviews
Because sometimes comfort comes from unlikely sources, and sometimes you just have to talk about the end of the world to make yours feel like its not ending anymore.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-24-12 - John W. & Mycroft H. - Complete
19. Absconditus Metus – Hidden Fear » reviews
We know what happened to Jonathan Crane in his traumatizing childhood, and we know the horrid set of events that lead to him being fired from Gotham University, but we don't know about the missing years. These are the stories.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,952 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-14-11 - Published: 8-3-10 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow
20. Counter Point Café » reviews
When is a pipe not a pipe? When it is a Scarecrow, of course, and one part of an amnesia-inflicted Jonathan Crane. Sequel to both Chance Encounters and Giving Up Spring
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,938 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 5-27-11 - Published: 9-8-10 - J. Crane & Joker
21. Jingle Bells, Batman Smells reviews
What does the dastardly duo of Gotham City do for Christmas? Throw fits and set blindingly bright trees a flame, of course! But how exactly does the Dark Knight deal with their endless insanity? Merry Christmas Everyone!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-23-10 - Bruce W./Batman & Joker - Complete
22. Of Thee Lost in Fear reviews
Happy Halloween Everyone, given to you by the word of the Scarecrow himself. What sort of Fear will the Master of Horrors concoct this year at the Gotham Halloween Festival's Mysterious Monster Maze? Come, my pretties, and let thee be lost in Fear.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-10 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
23. Neon Black reviews
He was dying, and though a shocker, it wasn't a complete surprise.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-11-10 - J. Crane - Complete
24. A Stitch In Time and Memory reviews
Cross over between Re-Animator and The Human Centipede. Herbert West trained with Hans Gruber before his arrival at Miskatonic, but do you ever wonder what happened in that lost time in between? He wasn't always confined to an asylum...
Re-Animator - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-31-10 - Complete
25. Strange Sugar reviews
Batman really had no idea how to categorize this incident, but he was fairly sure that the word "strange" didn't even begin to start covering it...though it rarely does when Jonathan Crane is involved. But sugar? Dedicated to Lauralot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-10-10 - J. Crane & Bruce W./Batman - Complete
26. Dope reviews
Jonathan and the Scarecrow have an interesting habit when they're producing their Fear Toxin. What can the Joker do but laugh upon discovering it?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-28-10 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete
27. Go To White Castle
Kutner is having a bad day...a very bad day. An awful, terrible, horrendous day. Taub is having a bad day... No on sees the pattern.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Published: 1-5-10 - C. Taub & L. Kutner - Complete
28. Pon Farr reviews
Kutner helps Taub through his Pon Farr. Slash: Takes place before the monumental incident of doom.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-5-09 - L. Kutner & C. Taub - Complete
29. The Joker's Monologue reviews
How the Joker got his scars...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-1-09 - Joker - Complete
30. I Could See reviews
He thinks they're special, but so am I. I can see that now... Herbert West/Daniel Cain
Re-Animator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-09 - Complete
31. 1001 Ways To Say This reviews
A series of drabbles and prompts based on things from Re-Animator. Most often focused on Herbert or Daniel, but sometimes others as well. Rated for implied meanings, content, and visual images that are violent.
Re-Animator - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-12-09
32. Gain reviews
Two very unlikely doctors meet in a fate-filled meeting at the local Suds N' Stuff.
Crossover - Batman & Re-Animator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-31-09 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
33. I Get A Kick Out of You reviews
The radio just seemed to know how to set the mood...
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-24-09 - A. Crowley & Aziraphale - Complete
34. Chance Encounters » reviews
How exactly did Jonathan meet the Clown Prince of Crime? Through a sequence of chance encounters, Jonathan Crane will learn what it truely means to know fear. -This is a slash story between Joker/Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow. -Rating has changed!-
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,350 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 3-15-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete
35. The Birds reviews
Alfred Hitchcock is a Master of Horror, but who else is tromping around Gotham claiming to be so?
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-16-09 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
36. Semester Finals reviews
What was it like to be in Professor Crane's class while he taught at Gotham U? What kind of teacher was he, and what kind of students did he have? My little venture into his teaching years.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-27-09 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
37. Bus Stops From Hell reviews
Will had no such luck it seemed, tonight was no exception. When she is forced to work overtime she misses her bus ride home, and now must wait for the next one. The only problem is that the next one doesn't come for another thrity minutes. Ah Hell...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-11-09 - Complete
38. Watching, Waiting reviews
And I know what you're thinking... This dame's crazy! But I'm not, really I saw him, and he saved me...
Batman - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-5-09 - Complete
39. Halloween Treats » reviews
On Halloween night Jonathan Crane usually is out causing terror and panic in the streets of Gotham. So what is he doing at a local fall festival, and how much does he really love pork chops?
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-1-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete