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Author has written 10 stories for Death Note, and Avatar: Last Airbender. Status update: Alright. I'm basically dead here. Too much to read because I'm well...too "alerty". XD I can't write my fanfics anymore because I'm losing my addiction to do it. (As well as interest in the fandoms they're in.) Sorry to anyone I reviewed a lot to and anyone who wanted to read the rest of my stories. I think I might go back to them, someday. In a long span of year time. o.o Dead on deviantart too. A little less dead on fictionpress...a little...since I haven't done much there so I don't have to attend to much. I couldn't give this update a lot sooner since the site wouldn't let me change my profile page AT ALL. DOOM ON YOU FF.NET. GRAH. I wouldn't be surprised if I'm writing this for nothing since ff didn't let me change this again or everyone lost faith in me as they should. D Uh...hi! I don't really have time to write anymore since school is a pain in the prune but I still find the time to read in between...if I don't get caught. XD And I just registered so I'm too lazy to put up past works. -_- And this profile is mostly just for favorites and commenting. (Now that I'm actually writing non-fanfiction works...) When I do write I do mostly angst and humor. Ironic how that is eh? I'm ActionFry. I think I was supposed to say that in the beginning but I didn't feel hungry then. Okay. I am female. I am older than fetus-like. I am human. I come in peace. Oh! I like to to say nonsensical things too! Like, melonlord wants a danish! That didn't make sense right? Don't hurt yourself trying to figure it out. (-cough-itmakessensehisskerplunk-cough-) Did you read that? Now "hisskerplunk" didn't make sense! HAH! Made ya think! Because profiles need quotes: Timon: He looks kind of blue. (from the Lion King) Wall-E: Waaall-eeeeee. (I got the super awesome DVD to prove MY DEVOTION. =3) (from Wall-E NO DUH) Sokka: BOOMERANG! You DO always come back! Toph: What's wrong with you people?! I'M BLIND! Guard: What are you doing? Azula: My own mother... thought I was a monster... -she pauses to look at the fire then quickly says- She was right of course, but it still hurt. Zuko: Why am I so BAD at being GOOD?! Mai: I don't believe in auras. Iroh: Sick of tea? That's like being sick of breathing! Toph: I think it looks exactly like him. (from Avatar:TLA) Inspector Clouseau: Gluant is not pushing up daisies, he is dead! Inspector Clouseau: -walks around the room- It is... lovely weather we are having. I hope the weather continues... Inspector Clouseau: And Fwance! Is FWANCE! Inspector Clouseau: Who are you? -seeing that Clouseau has almost burst into laughter and is trying to control it- Inspector Clouseau: -drops pill down sink- My miracle pill for the middle aged man! (from The Pink Panther) Starfire: No more fighting now please! (She's so funny!) Slade: How long has it been? A month? A millenium? Too long for my tastes. I was beginning to think I'd never see your smiling faces again. (something like that, I'm too lazy to look it up.) Slade: For the record, I'm nobody's servant. Beast Boy: What did I tell you?! FUNNY GUY GOES FIIIIIRST! -is sucked into a wall- Raven: Terra. Starfire: Today is 'Gorb Gorb', the Tamaranian festival of beraiding draipery. STUPID CURTAINS! -shoots a hole in the wall/at the curtains/window- Beast Boy: Dude, it's totally brunged! Branged. Larry: Now we're cast buddies! Yay! Brother Blood: Release the mind-controlled squid! Raven: Evil beware, we have waffles. Raven: It was a portal into my mind! NOT. A TOY! Cyborg: -sings- When there's trouble you know what to doooooo, call CYBORG! (I LOL'D...Good bye Teen Titans, I'll miss you... =( ) (from Teen Titans) Light: I will take a potato chip...and EAT IT! Misa: Oh, catch Kira! I cannot live in a world without Light! (or something like that) L: Justice always prevails. (Hah! If only you knew what would happen...) Matsuda: But that makes Kira cheap and uncool! That's not groovy at all. L: -holding up said objects, inspecting them for evidence- Hair...cracker crumbs...Yagami-kun, if I die in the next coming days you're son is Kira...more hair... Light: I am not Kira! (Suuuure ya aren't. -rolls eyes-) Near: -to Light, point blank- You're just a murderer. What someone should have said: Hey Light, did you know your name in English spelled backwards is "I'm a gay Light"? (XD) (On another note, HAHA PUN SORRY, anyway--I just saw some more random episodes of the show and...MELLO SOUNDS SO HILARIOUS. XDDDD And congested. And deep. And like some henchman. Sorry, Mello.) (from Death Note) Inigya: My name is Inigya Montoya. You keeled my father. Prepare to die. (Never gets old!) Wesley: Life is unfair, princess. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something. (from Princess Bride) Sea gulls: MINE! MINE! MINE! Dory: Sea monkey stole my money. Dory: Short term memory loss runs in my family! At least I think it does...where are they?... Can I help you? (from Finding Nemo) Mr. Incredible: It's not a graduation! He's moving from the fourth grade to the fifth grade. Mr. Incredible: FIRE! WOO! (from The Incredibles) Han: -slowly- Laugh all you want, fuzzball. C3-PO: R2, a word of advice. Let the wookie win. Han: Get in there you big oaf! I don't care what you smell! Obi-wan: Use the force, Luke! (from Star Wars) Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, eats rainbows, and poos butterflies! Horton: A person is a person, no matter how small. ("I made a choice to be pro-life") (from Horton Hears A Who, a surprisingly good movie) Dolly Parton: Well, I got Jesus and you got Simon! (from American Idol Season 7) Jumbo: Hey. Did you get your revenge? Yotsuba: Daddy's not coming! Daddy sucks! Fuka: What grade are you in? Daddy: -puts boxers on his head- PANTS MAN!! Everyone after seeing Jumbo: HE'S HUGE!! Ms. Ayase: How did you get like that? Yotsuba: Daddy... is an enemy of the earth. -sobs- Yotsuba: WE'RE HAVING HAMBURGERS!! Yanda: Stop bullying the goat! Yotubsa: -to the farm/cow-milking lady- I can count to five! Daddy: If you go bald, don't pull your hair out over it. -Yostuba is nervously twitching, trembling, and wringing her shirt with an expression of despair- (Basically anything Yotsuba or Jumbo says is golden. Scratch that, as well as Yotsuba's dad. Also, Fuka. NEVER MIND EVERYTHING IS HILARIOUS. XD) (From Yotsuba&! I just reread some of it and forgot how awesome and hilarious it is!! :D) "Sometimes I feel like shouting my feelings to the entire world. But then I think they'll just close their windows." "The truest grace is not to forgive, but to have never found fault." "It's interesting, I'm much more important missing than I ever was in person." (From the amazing book "Grace" by I think Richard Paul Evans) "When I'm out there saving the world...who's out there saving me?" "Go suck on a lemon." "Make like a tree and leave." "Well that narrows it down to...uh, EVERYONE." "I can't listen to myself think! It's too hard!" ~ probably a lot of people... :P "What happens when you scare someone half to death twice?" "-on a label- 'To be used indoors and outdoors'...as opposed to WHAT?" "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an idiot." "Chuck Norris gives life lemons." "Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe there is only one race, and that is human." ~ ripped from my friend (=D) "Every time you open a door another one closes on your face." (from various places that I have forgotten) Favorite (fiction) characters (in no particular order): Sam, Gollum, Gimli (LOTR), Daffy Duck, Marvin (Looney Tunes), Midna, Tetra, Toon Link (LoZ), L, Watari, other Wammy's House peoples, Matsuda, Aizawa (Death Note), Starfire, Terra, Raven, Beast Boy, Slade (Teen Titans), Samus Aran (Metroid), Toph, Zuko, Katara, Mai, Sokka, Uncle Iroh, Suki, Azula (A:TLA), Yoshi, Bowser, Luigi (Mario), Stitch (Lilo and Stitch), Caitlin O'Connor (DoaTG), Wall-E, EVE, M-O (Wall-E!), Frozonne (The Incredibles), Larxene, Axel, Aqua, Namine, Donald Duck (KH-Sora and Kairi can jump in a raging river :P), Mike (Monsters Inc.), Larry the Cucumber, Bob the Tomato (Veggie Tales-Junior needs to suffer a slow and painful death D:), Po (Kung Fu Panda), Hawkgirl, Flash, Black Canary (JL, JLU), Batgirl=Cassandra Cain, Oracle, Spoiler, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Batman (Batgirl/Batman), Captain Jack Sparrow (POTC), Yotsuba, her father/Daddy, Jumbo, Fuka, almost everybody (Yostuba&!), and Kirby (Kirby). Pairings I kindasorta like (no slash): Toko (HAHA), Tokka (SHE BLUSHED YOU DIMWIT), Sukka (THEY REUNITE YOU DIMWIT), Yuokka (THEY KISS YOU DIMWIT), SOKKA IS A DIMWIT (wait, that's not a ship? MY BAD :P), TyLuko (just liked recently), Zue (total AU, heh), Zutara (All the way down here? I don't even ship it, but I read stuff for it all the time!), Zujin (THEY HALF-KISSED), Maiko and Kataang (the only really substantial ships), and UrsaxSomeoneNice (XD). (from A:TLA) LxMisa (or SomeoneNice since Misa is kind of...stupid. :P), LxCake, LindaxNear and LindaxMello (They're cute!), MattxSomeoneNice, NearxToys (What do you THINK he eats huh?), MelloxChocolate, and LightxNOBODYBUTHISEVILSELF. (from DN) RobxStar, TerxBB, RobxTer (embrace the Grakov-ness!), RobxRae, CyxJinx, KFxJinx, and JerichoxRae (from TT) FaramirxEowyn ("d'aw-ing" commences) JumboxAsagi (XD), FukaxYotsu-dad (skip a few years...) (from Yotsuba&!) Wall-ExEVE, M-Oxcleanliness (XD). Roxamine (LOVE), Sairi (partial), and Samine (partial as well). (from KH) CaitlinxJosh (can't do anything 'bout it since they're married now...), KimxViolin (Ooo, I'm mean, at least I didn't say pencil!), MayaxPencil (OK, NOW I'M EVIL) (from DoaTG) BatgirlxAwesomeness (DUUUH), SpoilerxRobin Phantom GirlxSuperman (from LoS) Han SoloxPrincess Leia, R2-D2xEVE (CRACK! XD) LinkxZelda, LinkxMidna, MidnaxWolf!Link (it's fluffy, get it?), PigxFartingPig, and ChickenxAnotherEvilChicken (XD). (from LoZ) 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 Footprints in the Sand One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only. This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Lord, “You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?” The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.” The Death of an Innocent This is a very touching poem written anonymously. Read it. It will touch your heart deep inside and really make you think before getting drunk then getting in a car to drive. I went to a party, Mom, I really felt proud inside, Mom, I know I did the right thing, Mom, As I got into my car, Mom, I started to drive away, Mom, As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I'm lying here dying, Mom... There is blood all around me, Mom, I just wanted to tell you, Mom, He was probably at the same party as I. Why do people drink, Mom? The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Someone should have told him, Mom, My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I have one last question, Mom. So why am I the one to die? 0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 Hmmm...who actually READS this stuff? XD (And my avatar was made by me FOR ONCE THAT'S WHY IT SUCKS. It's Fuka from Yotsuba&!. She's awesome. :3) Last Stats: You are on the favorites list of 19 members. Man...I reviewed a lot. o.o Read my status update and you'll know I'm not keen on updating at ALL right now. HIATUS OHNOES. Sorryz. D: I probably won't still be reading and reviewing. :( Bye. | |||||
1. Prisoner's Piano » reviewsIt wasn't easy being chained to a piano. And life after that wasn't as easy either. Wammy's wanted him to be a detective. Society wanted him to be normal. And L wanted to be L. But some people just wanted him to disappear. Rating now T. HIATUS SORRY GUYS.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,522 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 12-24-08 - L2. Ashes and Wine reviewsLxMisa . After visiting him in the lonely prison cell, making an offer he can't refuse changes everything. Even the way the world looks, because to her, it didn't exist. Rating will go up. HIATUS SORRY GUYS.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-3-09 - L & Misa A.3. Unwritten » reviewsSome short and some long drabbles about the characters and stuff. Normally three to a chapter...for now, I guess. So far: L's in the rain; L is a legacy; Light falls in LOVE. :D; L's last words; Matsuda angst; Misa's melody. HIATUS SORRY I GUESS.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-17-09 - Published: 1-15-094. The Curse of Misa Montana reviewsHannah Montana is kidnapped with relations to Kira! What will the task force do? Will Misa be a good replacement for the pop singer? CRACK. HIATUS SORRY I GUESS.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-17-09 - Misa A. & Matsuda T.5. Santa is a Lie! reviewsThe things Mello does when he just wants to ask Santa something... Oh boy. Contains Mello, Matt, and Near. Crack-ish... no pairings.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-24-08 - Mello & Matt - Complete6. In The Light reviewsThey all forgot about her. But she didn't. Not in her place, she didn't--the one with limited light. The place where she was left behind to die. Azula-centric. Post-finale.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-19-08 - Azula - Complete7. Ringing in the Rain reviewsRyuzaki follows Misa out into the rain one day. Misa thinks she hears the bells too. Rated for some weird imagery/symbolism. Slight LxMisa if you like but it's mostly kindasorta friend-to-friend.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-8-08 - Misa A. & L - Complete8. I Kissed A Squirrel reviews...and I hated it! The taste of his FURRY chapstick... Everyone gets high on cactus juice, and KATARA IS NOT AN EXCEPTION. Might be OOC and crack-ish.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-25-08 - Sokka & Toph - Complete
