Hello and welcome, ladies and gentlemen, story readers, angry flamers, curious visitors, and humble acquaintances, to my profile.

I've possessed a variety of profiles, such as this one, on this very website. Whenever I get around to finding long lost passwords and emails, I'll mark which pages are mine. Until then, I can only recall one of my previous pen names: Zutara-Princess.

If a story I've begun is not periodically updated, please forgive me; I have a tremendous amount of trouble in school (particularly in Chemistry) so my attention cannot always lie within the realms of FanFiction.net. However, I do take great pride in my writing, and hope to follow through with and finish the next story I post.

I have another excuse for potentially failing to update any future (or present) stories; I have a tendency to drift. I'll get caught up in all sorts of stories because, as every passionate writer knows, there are many plots, and many ways to tell to your readers the beginning of those plots. However, following through and giving your story closure can be quite difficult if you are like me, and start writing from the beginning. And, back to the drifting thing, I go through phases, where at one point I'm obsessed with Avatar: The Last Airbender, and the next I've moved onto Cirque Du Freak, Harry Potter, Ghost in the Shell, or Twilight.

Well, enough babble from me. I know my "proper speech" is probably tempting you to pull your hair out by the handful, and I feel your pain. Fancy garb like that really only sounds cool when coming from people like the good members of Public Security Section 9, or an animated fox.

Saiyasha Misamurai

A Random Wednesday

I recalled another pen name of mine; Undeniable-Love. There was one story I posted under this name that I decided to post here. It's called, 'The Prince's Bride', and is taken from the Darren Shan Saga. My only aim in this story is tie up loose ends left by our beloved Shan-Sensei. I would appreciate reviews, if you don't mind an OC, that is. Though, I'm not entirely sure if 'OC' is accurate... Ah, well, read and decide for yourself.

Saiyasha Misamurai

A small poem.

The Root of all Evil

“Money is the root of all evil.”

No, not money, that is merely a misquote.

“The love of money is the root of all evil.”

This is the accurate quote, and it sounds better. However, it needs more.

“They who love money are the root of all evil.”

Hmm.. again, better, but not quite right.

“They who created money are the root of all evil.”

This seems a little bit evasive.

“Man is the root of all evil.”

That’s perfect! How badly I hate that. - Saiyasha Misamurai

I don't necessarily agree with this poem; my veiws are a bit more complex. This was merely my attempt at deducing a common (in this scenario, corrected) misquote paired with daily observations from an apathetic point of view.

Saiyasha Misamurai

Reviews:

These are merely my opinions, so don't go flaming me for them. I will be brutally honest, and say as much on any of these subjects as I please. I know it's a cliche', but if you don't like my reviews, well, no one said you had to read them.Unless someone did; in that case, just ignore them.

Twilight:

The Bad: The plot line is incredibly cheesy. Like really, generically French cheesy. And a couple of writing errors (though I may have been reading them wrong).

The Good: The author, Stephenie Meyer, is one of incredible talent in her profession. I've always been a sucker for romance, and she really paints a picture with Edward and Isabella. I also like her version of the vampire, though evolution-wise, I don't think you'd come across a creature with so many excess skills and no natural predator like them. But then again, I guess someone needs to kill off the humans... (snicker)

All in all, Meyer writes well, she's an excellent storyteller, and (I admit to this myself) she can cause her readers to giggle, laugh, scream (sorry mom), and make people who happen to be near the reader consider restraining orders. I should despise this story simply for the plot line, but Meyer definitely makes up for that. Well, more like she completely overcompensates, and I can't wait to read the next one. I say, let the Saga continue!

Tales of Beedle the Bard:

The Bad: I guess the worst thing about this book that I can think of is Dumbledore's explanation after each story. Unless you read it carefully, then you're bound to get lost. You can't have one of those 'read for five pages and then realize you don't remember a thing you just read' moments, because you'd be missing out on some very important interpretations.

The Good: J.K. Rowling, you have once again flaunted your phenomenal writing abilities with a collection of children's stories suitable for nearly any age, within reason. They have the basics of any childhood story; bad guy loses out, everyone has a lesson learned, etc... but with a less typical delivery.

I must admit, when I saw this book on store shelves, I thought to myself, 'Now she's just writing to make money,' and had no intention of purchasing the thing. But my dear aunt decided to buy me the book for the holidays, and I read the whole thing in a hour. I'm really glad I read it, and seeing where the profit goes, (The CHLG, or Children's High Level Group, which aims to help children in England get proper attention and good homes) I was a little less judgemental towards Rowling. I'm definitely making these stories well-known fairy tales for my children. And though the writing may be a little too much for the kiddies, you can definitely enjoy this book as an adult.