My name is Shree, and i like to eat, be on fanfiction, read, instant message and talk but most escpecially LAUGH!! i could talk for hours and hours and hours and not know wat im talking about. i love the clique(by lisi harriso) and twilight(by stephenie meyer).

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grade:9th

age: 15

Location: somewhere... if u really care... ur a stalker... lol

food: indian, italian, and mexican food

color: purple

stores: jcpennies, kohls, aeropostale, and american eagle

books: the clique series(not really... but im addicted and wanna see how they end), twilight series, and the gossip girl series

movies: rush hour 1 2 and 3, 27 dresses, anything pixar, twilight and eagle eye

Role Model: ?? it's unknown

shows: dancing with the stars, survivor, Deal or No Deal, American Idol, The Secret Life Of The American Teenager

music: natasha bedingfield, coldplay, the police, maroon 5, bollywood/desi songs

hobbies: DANCE!! ALL THE WAY!, laugh, and be on fanfiction

If i had to choose one Disney Channel Star to be my favorite it would be: Selena Gomez... shes like miss perfect(good at dance,acting, singing, and has great clothes...lol)...all other disney related things suck...

hopefully future career: pharmacist... lol

cat or dog: Cat...

Team Edward or Jacob: definently Edward

Team Taylor or Robert: Taylor all the way! HE'S SOOOO HOT!!

favorite clique couples: CLAM, massington, dylvert, jolicia, kremp, little clovert

hated clique couples: clarrington, closh, massie+ cam, alicia+cam, dylan+ cam, basically anything else

favorite twilight couples: edward and bella, jasper and alice, rosalie and emmet

hated twilight couples: jacob and bella

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to act out a movie scene with your friends and gotten weird stares, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you always forget what you're about to say, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends groan whenever you talk about your current obsession copy and paste this into your profile with your obsession!

If you read other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste, well, you know the drill...

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever mixed a bunch of sodas together, add this to your profile

If you've ever watched a mvoe just to make fun of it, add this to your profile

If you've ever laughed at a corney joke that wasn't even funny, add this to your profile

If you are distracted by things that are shiny, add this to your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your behind off.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you like catching fuzzies, add this to your profile

If you like blowing bubbles in your drink, add this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read the copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto you profile.

If people in your study hall (or anywhere else) think you're crazy, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

My hair is kind of fluffy. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I have done this a lot lol).

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Jonas Brothers said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

There is nothing wrong with arguin with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

If, you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this into your profile

If you're aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there's a bitch in your life that won't go screw her/himself , and that you've verbally abused in your mind, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD( But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that makes you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put up on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow 929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laphante, Gamergirlv,CamsGirl, MassieGurl,dakrazykat1030,

If you think that those stupid kids should just give God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just sat somewhere for minutes infront of a tv, computer, or something else, and you had no idea what to do to keep yourself occupied copy and past this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with something and people have told you that you are crazy copy this to your profile.

This is Bunny.

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Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
~You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
~Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
~You wear eyeliner.
~You wear the color pink
~Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
~You like hanging out at the mall.
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
~You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
~You were in gymnastics/dance.
~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
~You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as little kid.
~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 13

Sayings:

You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

ATV is Addicted To Vampires

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

AN apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this junk! And know that you forgive them.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
(So...why then have we all been submitted to spelling tests our whole lives? Ponder THAT a while.)

Stupid Criminals

-Chicago: A man was wanted for throwing bricks through jewelry store windows and making off with the loot. He was arrested last night after throwing a brick into a Plexiglas window...the brick bounced back, hit him in the head and knocked him cold until the police got there.

-A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

-A man was arrested for stealing a car. When he was taken to court for his arraignment the judge asked, how do you plead? Instead of saying guilty or not guilty the man said: "Before we go any further, judge, let me explain why I stole the car." The judge ruled in record time.

-An unidentified man in Buenos Aires pushed his wife out of an eighth-floor window but his plan to kill her failed when she became entangled in some power cables below. Seeing she was still alive, the man jumped and tried to land on top of her. He missed...

-Burglars in Larch Barrens, Md., tried to cut through a safe using a Laser Tag gun.

-The police showed up at the victim's house after receiving a call of a break in while the man was away at work. The house was in a nice upper-middle class neighborhood. The police walked around to the side of the house with the victim, where they were shown the pried open sliding glass patio door. Clearly the entrance for the criminal. When asked if anything in the house was missing the man said nothing except his stash of marijuana. Police, not believing what they had just heard asked the man to repeat himself. The man, realizing that he had just admitted to possessing an illegal drug stammered and finally said, "oh forget the whole thing." He waved the police off and went back into his house. The police walked away laughing.

-When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times."

-(Location Unknown): A man walked into a Circle-K (a convenience store similar to a 7-11), put a 20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled-- leaving the 20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You spend more time on the computer then outside

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

My mother taught me...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

America's Intelligence:

(Hehe, I live in America, but I'm not an American. I'm schmarter!!)

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

This I thought was kind of funny, but it has a point:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."

Racism is wrong!!

amazing quotes:

~Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

~If anyone tells you nothing is impossible, tell them to go slam a revolving door.

~It's illegal to ding-dong ditch another person, but what if you ding-dong ditch your own house?

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

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