| Ms. Mumpsimus |
Author has written 43 stories for Kobato/こばと。, xxxHOLiC, D.Gray-Man, Final Fantasy VII, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Naruto, No. 6, and Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ. About me: I'm a stray cat I wander, free to roam. Don't need to stick around, never get attached. That's how I roll. Don't let a single day go by without writing. Even if it's garbage, if garbage is all you can write, write it. Garbage eventually becomes compost with a little treatment. —Anonymous “Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don’t do it for money. That’s not what it’s about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They’re fans, but they’re not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.” —Lev Grossman, TIME, July 18, 2011 "I just know that I was tired. I was tired of thinking less of myself because others did. People always ask me, ‘You have so much confidence. Where did that come from?’ It came from me. One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.” —Gabourey Sidibe My Tumblr: http://msmumpsimus.tumblr.com/ My Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ms_Mumpsimus | |||||
1. My Boss Is A Bully » reviewsAfter six years, Allen has found himself being suffocated once more by Kanda's presence. Running away seems so tempting again. The only pitfall is that by doing so, he will condemn himself into a slow, excruciating death by starvation. The fact that his stomach is like a bottomless pit isn't helping Allen at all. Great. Now, what?D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,455 - Reviews: 185 - Updated: 5-6-13 - Published: 1-14-13 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker2. Say It » reviewsAllen, who was so used in keeping his feelings tightly locked inside him, met a brutally prank and vulgar guy, Kanda Yuu. What are they going to teach to each other?D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,027 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 5-2-13 - Published: 8-20-12 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker3. Eyes Tinged With Red » reviewsKanda is the young fledgling of the oldest vampire in history, Allen Gerhardus Walker.D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 5-1-13 - Published: 4-26-13 - Allen Walker & Kanda Yuu4. Achromatic Sky » reviewsPeople don't know what they have until it's gone—It's a simple truth that they often forget.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,121 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 4-15-13 - Published: 10-6-11 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker5. Our Sky » reviewsSummary: They are all different from each other and they share nothing in common except for one – HIM. For them, he is their SKY. And without him, they will fall from nothingness. He is their home – the only place where they all belong. Rated M for language.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,546 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-26-13 - Published: 6-5-116. Inamorato » reviewsSummary: Now all grown-up and devilishly handsome, Kanda is now free to show the whole wide world that he loves Allen and nothing could stop him from doing so... right?D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,611 - Reviews: 167 - Updated: 3-19-13 - Published: 3-17-11 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker7. Baby Days reviewsBaby!Kanda meets Baby!Allen. Fluff ensues.D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 3-14-13 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete8. Promise of A Lifetime » reviewsTwo years ago, Kanda threw something akin to his life – something he forbade himself to desire long ago, but ended up desiring anyway. "To tell you the truth, I've just been avoiding everything."D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,075 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 3-3-13 - Published: 12-11-10 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker9. Kyūketsuki reviewsThere is something wreaking havoc in Tokyo, leaving behind dead bodies of innocent people. (TWO-SHOTS)Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-28-13 - Kuroko T.10. Gotta Have You reviewsFriend with benefits, that's what they are. Until one of them decided to elevate the relationship one step higher... PWPD.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-27-13 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete11. Fading Away » reviewsSummary: When deities are forgotten and no one comes to pray… they fade away.D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,275 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 2-26-13 - Published: 4-3-11 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker12. How much is your love? » reviewsAllen long ago accepted the cruel fact that he was born broke and he will die broke. Enter Kanda Yuu – a filthy rich boy with semi-brutal slash affectionate tendencies. "How much are you worth? I'll buy you."D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,672 - Reviews: 429 - Updated: 2-5-13 - Published: 3-3-11 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker13. Schattenwelt » reviewsWhen you are an extraordinary gifted child, everything you do demands perfection with sky-scraping expectations. But for Kuroko Tetsuya, you are just you. "We are not defined by our abilities. Well, at least not until we allow them to define us."Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,594 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1-4-13 - Published: 10-7-12 - Kuroko T.14. One Year » reviewsSummary: Kanda Yuu bounded Allen Walker in some kind of a contract for one year. However, he made it clear to the man that what was about to happen to them must not register on an emotional level. Little did he know that the young man he saw that afternoon in the subway was not really the man he thought he was...D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,066 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 10-26-12 - Published: 6-15-12 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete15. Suisen (水仙) reviewsWhen Uchiha Sasuke deliberately failed all of his subjects in his final year in Konoha High, he indubitably proved to his parents that he was different from his brother. Since then, the raven enjoyed their constant attention – albeit for all wrong reasons. Enter Naruto Uzumaki, the manic, hyperactive type of student that Sasuke had been trying to avoid since he entered high school.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-23-12 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete16. Chain Me reviewsSummary: Because the battle is not yet over. "If you really want me to stay, then chain me. Don't take your eyes off me. You have to do better than this. Because as of the moment, I deem your lives more important than mine. I am not the same person I used to be, BaKanda." ONE SHOTD.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,868 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-23-12 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete17. Cherry Blossoms » reviewsWhen Sasuke drove Naruto away from his side seven years ago, the blond had unknowingly taken an important piece of his soul with him. And now, it is up to Sasuke to complete the broken pieces connecting his past and future together and starts anew. This time, with Naruto by his side. But is everything going to be that easy? AU/SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,734 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 8-12-12 - Published: 7-23-12 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.18. Ich Bin Verletz » reviewsKanda greatly believes that every man is an island. But when a certain young man with a murky past came to his life, all his beliefs were suddenly thrown up in the air. And now, the only one person that he finds himself truly interested with, is the only person who has absolutely no interest in him.D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,479 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-16-12 - Published: 6-18-12 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker19. Tokubetsu reviewsSummary: "Sometimes, I couldn't really help but think what made you take this job, Yuu. You are not really a shining example of patience and virtue, you know. You're an asshole – no offense meant, really. I was just saying."D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-13-12 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete20. Nezumi's Gift reviewsSummary: Sion said, "I was lucky I found you." But Nezumi thought otherwise.No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-12 - Nezumi/Rat & Shion - Complete21. Perpetual Enemies » reviewsSummary: The way he looked at me? It was just pure hate. Not that I care, though. Ficlets.D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-13-12 - Published: 9-15-11 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker22. Kiseki reviewsSummary: Fate and mistake brought them together.No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-28-11 - Nezumi/Rat & Shion23. My Crown reviewsSummary: Nezumi was a loner. He wore his loneliness like a crown and he was damn proud of it. Until Sion came to his life.No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-18-11 - Nezumi/Rat & Shion - Complete24. Bad Eating Habits reviewsSion developed a bad eating habit and Nezumi is clearly not happy.No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-12-11 - Nezumi/Rat & Shion - Complete25. Saise » reviews"He's still there, you know. He's still waiting," she said as she puffed another set of smokes into the thin air. An attempt to continue the manga. Will contain major spoilers.xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-28-11 - Published: 9-9-11 - S. Doumeki & K. Watanuki26. A Hero's Epitaph reviewsZack's confessions beyond the grave.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-8-11 - Zack F. & Cloud S. - Complete27. Yin Yang reviewsPeople live and die for a reason. Someone has to die in order for the world to gain an empty space to welcome a newborn soul. It is a give and take situation.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-5-11 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker28. We are the Other Side of the CoinFFVII Ficlets: Fate is constant. Life isn't. #1 Cloud was there. He could have saved his friend. He could have helped him.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Published: 7-7-11 - Zack F. & Cloud S.29. Daiji na hito reviewsSummary: And up until now, he didn't regret clinging to that memory. No matter how much it hurt him. No matter how many times everybody told him to let go and forget.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-27-11 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.30. My Mermaid reviewsOnce upon a time, there lived a bored and lazy God dwelling in the vast waters of a town whose name was really no importance in this story.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 6-17-11 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete31. Where You Belong reviews"Nee, Allen... Do you know where you belong?"D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-17-11 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete32. The Only Reason » reviewsAllen was stuck taking good care of one bratty slash suicidal slash samurai-fanatic kid.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,812 - Reviews: 325 - Updated: 3-17-11 - Published: 10-6-10 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete33. Hitori reviews"Just keep on fighting, Chocobo-head. I'll protect you. Always have. Always will."Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-2-11 - Zack F. & Cloud S. - Complete34. My Heroine reviewsA series of unrelated one-shots: #1:"I breathe an air of defeat crawling under my skin while sitting beneath the mocking rain falling - soaking my heart and soul."xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-18-11 - S. Doumeki & K. Watanuki35. Selfless » reviewsWhy the hell can't you understand that there's someone too who would cry if you freaking die? Why must you offered yourself to danger every single time, ignoring the fact that I despise it? You're too selfless for your own good, Doumeki…xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-8-11 - Published: 11-8-10 - S. Doumeki & K. Watanuki - Complete36. Unexpected » reviewsA Kobato Drabble Collection. REVISION ONGOING! I am inviting all UNEXPECTED readers to read each chapters again. Chapter 3 - Part 1 revised chapter is already posted!Kobato/こばと。 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 1-20-11 - Published: 2-14-10 - Kobato H. & Kiyokazu F.37. Same old Same old reviewsIt's the New Year's Eve at Kanda's house. The same bickering. The same insults. The same old wish that kept them together for so long.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-8-11 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete38. If only reviewsLife is never the same without him. Damn, I was the one who threw him yet I'm the one who's hurting the most.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-10 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete39. Unreasonable Demand reviewsBecause, asking him to love Kanda back is an utterly unreasonable demand. One-Shot.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-22-10 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete40. Wary reviewsSomeone was messing with Kanda's hair. "Hmm… You actually look pretty hot. Nice hairstyle, Kanda."D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-12-10 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete41. Zack Got Irritated reviewsSummary: Zack got his eyes glued to a certain blond boy who was refusing to talk to anyone.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-9-10 - Zack F. & Cloud S.42. Koibito reviews1629 – All male cast became a custom when women were forbidden from appearing in Kabuki. This ban failed to impede the problem though, given that the young male actors were also feverishly pursued by clients. Full summary inside.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-29-10 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker