Author has written 14 stories for Twilight, CSI, Hannah Montana, and Teen Titans.
Well I'm just a horrible dirty liar and it's been almost a year since I've had anything to do with Fanfiction. I have no other more detailed excuse other than the fact that life just caught up with me and I finally met an amazing girl who I've been dating for 2 years and 9 months. It's like no other feeling in the world and it's worth the wait to not just throw yourself out there while still being open to the right person presenting themselves. For all of you who get sad and become desperate I say this : Your time will come and, whether you want to believe it or not, everything happens for a reason. I will be returning and hopefully putting some new stuff up. I have to reintroduce myself to my old stories. :P I apologize once again and without further delay I go to my desk . . .
DeviantArt ID: NeverGonnaGrowUp (Will probably upload pictures that go along with stories eventually)
Other Features: unfortunately no more unusual colors because of my job right now I'm my natural dark brown, blue/green eyes (they change colors), freckles, and yeah...
Activities: Reading And Writing, Drawing and Painting, Baking/Cooking, Tai Chi, Swimming, Tennis, Cycling, School, and Work.
Books: Pendragon Series, Harry Potter Series, Fablehaven Series, and Beyonder Series.
D.J. MacHale, Brandon Mull, James Patterson, Nora Roberts, and Catherine Caultier.
Television: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Dexter, Yu Yu Hakusho, The L Word, The Walking Dead, The Legend of Korra, Kyle XY, Family Guy, Inuyasha, Dragonball Z, CSI: Las Vegas and Spongebob Squarepants.
Season 1 Episode 7 CSI
This will only be funny if you know Sara's character.
After Sara tells Gil about buffalo response of little girl.
Gil: And what are you doing about it now?
Sara: Going back to the girl. I left her in the car.
Catherine and Gil stare in disbelief
Sara: The windows are cracked.
Sara: Give me a little credit. She's at the hospital.
Warrick & Nick laugh. Catherine and Gil are just confused.
Disney: Lion King
Horror: Silence of the Lambs
Comedy: Mrs. Doubtfire
Superhero: Batman - The Dark Knight
Romance: Think Like A Man
Animated (Other than Disney): How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians (couldn't decide between them)
Fantasy: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. I am absolutely in love with this movie right now. I've seen it 6 times.
Science Fiction: Underworld
Musical: Sweeney Todd - The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Sports: Remember the Titans
"Not as nice a Bourtier's Mama," - Bleu
"What?" - Gary Bourtier
"Now Bleu how do you know what Bourtier's Mama looks like?" - Other
"Man don't you know, me and Bourtier's Mama went out on the town last night." - Bleu
"Hey man what-" - Gary
"Now Bleu why you got to talk about Bourtier's Mama like that. See you made me mad now and looks like I'm not gonna be able to take your Mama to the prom." - Julius
"Lasstic, what's wrong man?" - Petey
"Man I just finished giving your Mama a piggie back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do." - Louie Lasstic
"Now that's a Mama joke." - Gary
End Mama joke scene from Remember the Titans
Music: Favorite Artists from Various Genres
Alternative: Goo Goo Dolls (Male Singer)/ Evanescence (Female Singer, not sure if Evanescence is alternative but I really like their music and they deserved a spot in my favorites)
Rock: Linkin Park (Male Singer)/ Paramore (Female Singer)
Country: Rascal Flatts
Rap: Sir Mix A Lot
Pop: Backstreet Boys (and not afraid to admit it)
90's: Third Eye Blind
80's: Bon Jovi
Religion: Buddhist. Finally sure. Took a lot of soul searching as well.
Orientation: Lesbian completely and officially. Don't worry guys I don't want to castrate you but I don't want to date you. I'm sure you will all be just fine. Feel free to message me whether you be guy or girl though.
Politics (if anyone cares): Fuck it, government sucks.
For the moment I read (in order from favorite to kind of like because I'm OCD like that and I am feeling very opinionated):
Catherine/Sara (CSI: Original) Sara, her character and her story, god I just love it. Jorja Fox made CSI and it's not the same without her. Seriously I only watch reruns of the first 8 seasons.
Alice/Bella (Twilight) Always liked Alice while I read her during the books and well Esme, Rose, Victoria or anyone else would just be odd.
Raven/Jinx (Teen Titans) Jinx is just amazing. I don't know why. There's just something I like about her.
Ginny/Luna (Harry Potter) Luna's eccentric behavior just caught me. And Ginny and Luna were good friends. More so than Hermione and Ginny because Hermione was always busy helping Harry and Ron.
Hermione/Ginny (Harry Potter) Well Emma Watson is hot. And Ginny kind of reminds me of myself with being outnumbered by the boys growing up.
Miley/Lily (Hannah Montana) I'm kind of upset that they are putting Lily and Oliver together on the show. :( But can't have it be unconventional. Oh and Lily (Emily Osment) is totally hotter than Miley. Sorry but it's what I think.
Luna/Hermione (Harry Potter) Again Emma is hot. And Luna versus Hermione's intellectual, factual personality clash so well together.
Raven/Terra (Teen Titans) Both have uncontrolled powers. Just seems to fit to me.
Sara/Sophia (CSI: Original) Again I like Sara's character and in ways I like her better with Sophia but there aren't many stories on this pair.
Sam/Carly (iCarly) I like the show. Not an amazing couple but they're pretty good to read.
I'm currently obsessed with the idea of Sara (CSI) and Alice (Twilight). Yeah I changed my mind and will probably write a story if not only for my own amusement.
The Last Night - Alice/Bella : Well story one down.
The Last One - Alice/Bella : Finally updated the thing. It will not be nearly as long as the last update. Should be within about a week hopefully.
7 Things - Catherine/Sara : It's in motion. The third chapter will be up soon.
The Perfect Crime - Catherine/Sara : Thinking about this. Not a full fledged idea though.
Not Meant To Be - Catherine/Sara: First chapter up. Next one will be up soon.
Whatever It Takes - Raven/Jinx : I've started the process but who knows when it will come to fruition.
My Life Would Suck Without You - Lilly/Miley : Not much thought put into this yet but eventually plan on doing a story about them. I have a title so obviously I've thought about it a little.
Fall For You - Ginny/Hermione : Another one I haven't thought much more than to come up with a title but will eventually elaborate on.
Iris - Raven/Terra : Also just a distant thought that I plan to start before the end of the year... haha.
Before It's Too Late - Ginny/Luna : Yeah just titles for you guys.
So obviously I like the titles of songs for the titles of my stories. It just means it's inspired off the song not necessarily that each of them are the declarations of love like in the Alice/Bella story. I like writing multi chapter stories. I like oneshots too. They both are great as long as they make a point.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIAN so i Must burn in hell
I grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless
I work as a CLOWN so I MUST be happy all the time and want to join the circus.
Now to leave off with my favorite quotes (there's a lot so I don't blame you if you don't read them all)
Sorry that so few a quoted:
Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die tomorrow.
Be wild. Don’t listen. Music=Life. Drinking=Fun. Be unpredictable. Touch people. Say the truth. Do anything to accomplish your every goal. Be yourself.
Do not settle for anything less than passionate, all-consuming love. There are too many things in this world that are ordinary. Love shouldn't be one of them.
Life it too short to be anything but happy. So kiss slowly. Love deeply. Forgive quickly. Take chances & never have regrets. Forget the past but remember what it taught you.
I’m probably in the sky, flying with the fishes. Or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons. See my world is different.
There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won’t anymore, and who always will, so don’t worry about the people from your past, there’s a reason why they didn’t make it to your future.
With friendship, it doesn’t matter how long you’ve known each other, or how many fights you’ve gotten into. What matters is who said “I’ll be here for you” and proved it.
A best friend is someone who will pick up when you’re down and if they can’t pick you up . . . they’ll lay down beside you.
Promises mean everything. But once they’re broken, sorry means nothing.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.
I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they’re right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass; it’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.
Some people think it’s holding on that makes one strong . . . sometimes it’s letting go.
The best things in life are unseen that’s why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry and dream.
When there’s something you really want, fight for it, don’t give up no matter how hopeless it seems and when you’ve lost hope, ask yourself if you’re going to wish you gave it just one more shot. Because the best things in life don’t come free.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
If you’re alone, I’ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me.
Don’t make someone a priority when they make you an option.
I’ve learned that goodbyes will always hurt, pictures never replace having been there, memories will bring tears and words can never replace those feelings.
Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.
It’s sad when people you know become people you knew, when you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life, how you used to be able to talk for hours and how now you can barely even look at them. It’s sad how times change.
The best and safest thing is to keep a balance in your life, acknowledge the great powers around us and in us. If you can live that way, you are wise.
"Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young." - Sir Arthur Pinero.
If something anticipated arrives too late it finds us numb, wrung out from waiting, and we feel - nothing at all. The best things arrive on time.
"Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you." - Carl Sandburg
Being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go...And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.
Everyone wants to be the sun, and brighten up your life. Bud I’d rather be the moon that shines on you in your darkest hours.
The thing about courage is it’s something that we have to learn and relearn our whole lives. It’s not just in you, it’s in every choice we make every day.
Kudos if you read all those. Probably more than you care to know but if you have any other questions I'll be happy to answer.