sneaks in quietly Hello, all. Sorry, don't kill me! I know I'm late! To be honest, I haven't been feeling very well lately. Been in a funk. But some good friends helped me out of it, and now my writer's block is beginning to fade. Chapter 7 of Split is in the works right now, people, RIGHT NOW!! I apologize PROFUSELY for the long delay, and as a sucky apology present, I'll be popping random SAT practice vocabulary into the chapter and put the definitions in the AN, so you can say you studied - I'll do that probably unless I think of something else. A reviewer or two (who will be mentioned in the next chapter!) notified me that Split is unable to receive reviews from people who are not signed in! Le Gasp! I changed that, so you can review to your heart's content and make me a happy person =) Alrighty then. Thank you, and see you next chapter!

I just found my profile incredibly irritating all of a sudden =/ yay for profile OCDness!

Just so that you don't have to shift through all the stuff I put on, here are some interesting things about me:

I go absolutely insane when I have caffeine/sugar

I like to laugh maniacally

I wear socks that don't match, usually holiday ones

I am a stunted trilingual!

I used to be really short, then I hit a growth spurt. Now I'm just average height.

I'm a cat person.

I'm way too paranoid about stuff. Like food, and if people can read my mind and see incriminating thoughts.

I sing loudly and off-key in the shower.

And that's all you really need to know.

NAO, ABOUT MOI!

The name: Icemask12. No duh.

The age: Not gonna tell you, as people are often prejudiced against authors my age--I don't want this to set you off. Don't want you to go "HO SHIT, WHAT?!" and high-tail it off my profile. Give me a chance--guess mah age! XD I'll tell you if you're right. Or wrong. Whatever.

Which bathroom do I go into?: The ladies room. Always have, always will. Most people assume I'm female, and yes they are correct, and while it seems like a weird thing to put on here, but I've noticed you can never be sure. So yeah.

Favorite color: Hell, no, I am not choosing a favorite color. So sterotypical. But, I am affiliated to the color blue, and I enjoy a silver and dark green color scheme. Damn, I just chose a favorite color, didn't I?

The 'tunes:...Well, pretty much anything. Except country. And rap and hip-hop, Montana-the-Hanna and Jo'Bros and stuff like that. But I'm pretty sure nobody over the age of 13 likes them anyway, so it doesn't count. But, if you say "Hey this is a cool song" I'll listen to it, and probably go "Hey, you're right, this is a cool song." This pretty much means I like anything from classical to shat emo screamo, meaning that my taste in music is either good or horrible. Or just super impartial.

What she eats: Food.

What she likes: Cats! I am such a cat person! I love cats and cats love me! I kind of like dogs, and dogs despise me! Horses have tried multiple times to eat me or run me down, but I outsmart 'em every time. Tricky little buggers. Reading, writing (duh) random youtube surfing, random internet surfing, storms, rain, gloomy rainy days, days home sick, snow days, manga and anime, pairing frenzies, and cool people who talk to me. And I love mint!

What she hates: Hate is a strong word, y'know...

(sigh) Fine, what she dislikes: I'm not gonna say people. That's so cliche. Everyone hates jerks, even jerks themselves. Anyway, I have a deep hatred--I mean strong dislike --of talk show hosts, spam (both the internet and meat kind), internet forwards, forwards people post on their profiles (I.E., some poem about child abuse, and then "And if you don't post this on your profile too, it means YOU'RE A HEARTLESS BASTARD!!1!!11!11!ONE!!"), styrofoam, the sound styrofoam makes, cinnamon, anything spicy, realizing that that dare I took is definitely not as cool as it was two minutes ago, and maybe I should have thought before I said "Hell yeah" and downed that tube of ground red pepper.

Don't ask.

For the record, drink milk if you ever eat something spicy. It's a miracle drink!

Favorite giant bouncy ball: the one I'm resting my feet on now, che.

Favorite language: Er...english? I'm learning French and Japanese now, but do THEY have cool words like "Fo'show!?"

Well, you've done it! You've reached the end! Do you feel accomplished? You should! Now you get to read my stories! And if you hate my stories, now you get to look at my favorites and think "Thank God I've made it off that labyrinth of a profile!" And then switch to something BIGGER AND BETTER! WHOOOOT!

Seeya =P

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Death Note, or any of it's characters, nor am I affiliated with them in any way. Naruto is owed by Masashi Kishimoto and Death Note is owned by Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata, people much cooler than me.

Me: Why does my cat throw up every time I watch a James Bond movie?

Zenith: Maybe your cat just can't stand Sean Connery's awesomeness?

Me: Maybe she can't stand his hairy chest?

Zenith: Maybe she saw his hairy chest and suddenly felt a sense of inedequacy at no longer being the furriest thing in the room?

"I'm guessing you're 98 water, 2 cheap suit, and what's left is your amazing brain."-Dogbert.

Soon to be updated

Split

On the Drawing Board

A Midsummer Night's Note, a DN/Shakespeare crossover fanfic. That's right, you read this correctly! I started this fic during english class while reading "A Midsummer Night's Dream, and I hope to squash in some of your favorite pairings along the way - no genders will be changed, although to do the pairing thing I have to make some guys play girl's parts.

News and Notes

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ANYONE SUBSCIRBED TO ANY OF MY STORIES-11 Years Before and my other fics will likely go on hiatus until I get a little farther in Split, so don't expect any updates unless I decide to write on a whim. I'm very sorry, but I'm quite busy and only really have time to work on one story anyway, so all other updates will definitely be slower now.

I AM IN HIGH SCHOOL AND IT IS BIG AND SCARY. IT IS CRUSHING MY SOUL. SOMEBODY SEND ME AN E-COOKIE SO THAT I CAN KEEP WRITING WITHOUT RUNNING OUT INTO THE NIGHT AND SCREAMING "WHY, GOD, WHY?!"

Jung Type Death Note Test

Stats: Approximately 6 of population.
DN characters with this type: Near.
In a nutshell: "Everything has room for improvement."

Desciption: Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

You scored 70 on introversion, higher than 32 of your peers.

You scored 93 on intuition, higher than 91 of your peers.

You scored 57 on thinking, higher than 39 of your peers.

You scored 57 on judging, higher than 58 of your peers.