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Hey there, Thanks for stoping by. Age: 15 Gender: Male Name: (I'm not proud of it.) Tyler I Take requests. COPY AND PASTE CRAP!! WOMEN-SPEAK --You want = You want --We need = I want --It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now --Do what you want = You'll pay for this later --We need to talk = I need to complain --Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to. --I'm hungry = : (a) Make me something to eat (b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together your last 5, and go drive across town and get me something to eat. --I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron. --You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. --I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period. --Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs. --This kitchen is so…inconvenient = I want a new house. --The car is empty = Go fill it up --The trash is full = Take it out --The dog is barking = Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong --I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... --I need wedding shoes = The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white --Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! --I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. --Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. --How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like. --I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. --Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. --You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. --Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead. --It's all right, dear. = You'll pay for this. --Yes = No --No = No --Maybe = No --I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. --Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get use to it. --Was that the baby ? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. --I'm not yelling ! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. --All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOSH there's a sale in lingerie, and wouldn't these pink sheets look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? In response to " What's Wrong? ": --The same old thing. = Nothing. --Nothing. = Everything. --Everything. = My PMS is acting up. --Nothing, really. = It's just that you're such an ( Insert random swear word here. ) --I don't want to talk about it. = Go away, I'm still building up steam. --What makes you think there is something wrong? = I'm going to kill you. God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile. 98 of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 93 of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?"" Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." copy this to your profile. 99 percent of the people who read this have been brainwashed and hypnotized. If you're one of the 1 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. You poke me, I slap you.You slap me, I punch you.You punch me, I kick you. You kick me, you better run fast. If you think Video gamers should not be insulted for video-gaming, put this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile. If you think you copy and paste too many things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Sakura rocks, put this in your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter If you think Tobi is a Good Boy, copy this to your profile! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! If you think Kakashi is being controlled by his porn book, copy this to your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs,copy this to your profile. If you absolutely and without a doubt HATE and DESPISE flamers (or think they're stupid, among other insulting things), copy and paste! Paste this on your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this to your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall while reading, copy and paste this into your profile while not walking and reading this. Put this in your profile if you have spoken in front of a crowd. “To love someone is to give them the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.” “No one is worth crying over, and the one that is will never give you a reason to.” “To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world.” "Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticise them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes." You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . . -Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree. -Live by a strict diet of only ramen. -Call your semester exam a chuunin exam. -Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. -Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". -Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. -Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. -Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names. -Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books. -Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. -Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. -Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. -Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. -Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n. -Start to call your teachers Sennin. -Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan. -Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. -When someone asks you who your dream boy is and you say Itachi. -Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. -Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. -Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Naruto. -Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. -Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. -Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. -Put a picture of Sasuke in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend. -List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. -Can spout out a random character quote on command. -Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. -Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather. -Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!". -Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. -Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. -Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more. -Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then You'll jump rope 1500 times. -Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". BEHOLD! THE NARUTO COLOR WHEEL! Blue = Sasuke Yellow = Ino Red = Gaara Green = Lee Purple = Hinata Orange = Naruto Pink = Sakura Brown = Kiba Black = Sai Gray = Kakashi Clear = Tsunade Lavender = Orochimaru White = Neji | |||||
