Blitz 182, formally misplaced memories, at your service.

Once upon a time, there was a struggling high-school student that lived in the US. Now, this girl had lots of issues, and soon she couldn't handle it anymore. She had a mental break down due to stress. This tragic incident caused her to split her conscience into three different personalities: Anna-Marie, Zoe, and Kalix. Anna-Marie was the sweet one of the three, although she had a rather unhealthy obsession with Remy Lebeau. Zoe was the was the smart-ass one. She always had a sarcastic comment ready and she was the brains of the three. Kalix is ... unique. She's "like the frickin' energizing bunny" - she is always hyper. She also is the most violent - she has an unhealthy obsession with knives. These three personalities cause this one girl a lot of strife. They couldn't agree on anything, until she discovered fanfiction. There, she found paradise! She could successfully express all of her personalities through the web, and she could read great stories from great, unknown authors. Since then, the girl has learned to deal with her multiple personalities in between school, books, and her plotting to take over the world. The end.

Name: Kalix Daggar

Age: A struggling highschool student

Hair: Black with blue stripes

Eyes: Blue

Height: 5 foot four!

Style: unique! I adore hats and gloves! And black trench coats with lotsa pockets!

Personality: EXTREMELY bubbly, an evil genius, and somewhat of a smart-ass. Also EXTREMELY competitive.

Specialties: Startling accurate aim, good observation skills,

Favorite Characters:

Gambit: Drools Normally, I am totally not one of those that goes all crazy fangirl on fictional characters, but Remy is the one exception. The body, the accent, the eyes, need I say more?

Rogue: Favorite X men character, by far, and am so dissapointed in how minor her rolls are in any movie or cartoon.

Emma Frost: Yeah she's a bitch, but that just makes her even better. Besides, why would Scott choose a stupid redhead that is either dead or possessed by a god that can't decide if it wants to destroy the world or not; instead of a beautiful, witty, White Queen of the Hellfire Club?

Raven: Favorite Teen Titans character, dark, and the daughter of a demon. You can't get better than that.

Toph. She's blind, she's small, and she kicks butt. = )

I'm a ROMY fanatic, and that's about it. The untouchable with the ulimate playboy; they're practically made for each other!

Anyways, I'd love to chat! Just Message me, and I'll reply as soon as I can!

Family: Mom, dad, brother, sister

Favorites:

Animal: Black Jaguar

Color: I love the color blue

Food/Beverage: Indian. Yum yum. :)

Candy: 3 musketeers

Band: Evanesence, Avril Lavigne, Nickleback, Simple Plan, Vanessa Carlton, FOB, Breaking Benjamin, and so many others.

Season: Summer or winter

Element: Fire or Earth

Time of day: Late afternoons

Number: 12345678987654321

The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Surviving math and science

Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: roflmao, it's hard not to when you're with my friends. :)

First Thoughts Waking Up: I love this song!

Random fact: I'm a cookie-dough-a-holic, me and my best friend will go on cookie dough raids. :)

Your Bedtime: I don't have one.

"Where's your horse?"
-"Where's your moose?"

Candadian:"So do all of you Texans have horses and guns and stuff?"
Me: "Well shucks, we shoah do! Ah just left mah hoss out bah mah bahrn cuz ah couldn'y fahnd no water hole!"

Me:"Why do people always have an ace or a face card as 'their' card? Like, I'm the king of hearts, or something. So from now on, when people ask what is 'my card', I will now say the two of spades!"

Kat: - "Why the two of spades?"

Me: "I dunno, I just thought of it.. Oh! I should do it with a real hill-billy accent too! 'So Kae, what card are you?' 'Oh, Ah'm the two of spades.' 'Why?'"

Kat: - "Well Ah lahke mah shuvuls..."

Me: "FOURTEEN!!"

Rax: "By taking down the leader of an X-men 'clan'...I will be rewarded with the proper respect due me!"

Gambit: "Oh c'mon, next you gon' bully me for my lunch money!"

Xavier: "You wanted me to get my mental powers back, monster... well, have them I do."

Nina: "Bet you feel stupid now, don't you doodie-head."

Gambit: "Well dat's a rallyin' cry if e'er I did hear one."

Cerebro: "Security alert. Sector: Subrqur V"

Gambit: "In English."

Cerebro: "That WAS English."

Wolverine: "Real life lesson, Gambit...don't try to reinvent the rules...unless you're prepared to have others do the same."

Jubilee: "No fair! No fair! No fair! It was Rogue who cheated first! She couldn't have caught that bounce without her powers."

Gambit: "Let it go, Jubilee. Rogue says she did not cheat, d'accord. But the gloves are off now, hey? Any agreement not to use powers is null and void, no? And my powers can make this game real interestin'." (charges the basketball)

Jubilee: "OH NO...!"

GAMBIT: "Who? To my friends, de name's Remy LeBeau. To my enemies, it's Gambit! You can go on ahead an' forget dat first name right about now."

Gambit: "Oh, th' pain."

Rogue: "Hush, Cajun, an' get up!"

Gambit: "Mus' be paralyzed."

Rogue: "Convenient position."

ANDREAS STRUCKER: LeBeau? Please remove yourself.

GAMBIT: Said th' same thing four years ago when I was stuck to y'sister on that velour...

ANDREAS: I remember! And I shall make you pay for that incident too! After I have the princess in my grasp...

GAMBIT: 'Member you mentionin' somethin' about that too, but you were talkin' 'bout Fergie...

GAMBIT: "You know it's a bad sign when I'm de voice of reason..."

Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone across the face.

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.

I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over...

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls!

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find a person who's life gave them vodka and throw a party!

When life hands you limes, make a MARTINI!

If everything seems to being going well... you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Reeses Pieces, Coco Puff, mess with me; I’ll fuck you up.

Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass.

I hate nothing. Just dislike with a passion of a thousand suns.

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.

If stupid was a disease, I'd be laughing at your funeral.

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

If I were trapped in a single room with two tigers, you, and a gun with two bullets I'd shoot you twice.

Someone call Toys R Us, they want their Barbie back

I'm not as stupid as you look.

It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...

If my music’s too LOUD, then you’re too OLD.

there r lots of stupid people in this world. U made me realize it

oh dear. It looks like u fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. hate me because your boyfriend thinks so

hey-I am away right now so leave a message and go play in traffic

mirrors cant talk and your lucky they cant laugh

I’ll be nicer when Ur smarter

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the heck happened to you?

What is that thing on your head? It looks like a hairball from a mountain lion!!

Have you tried attacking someone with your melodrama? Cuz it’s killing me!

You have the intelligence of a bucket of rocks

You have less backbone than a chocolate éclair

You have as much class as a lawn flamingo

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits! I will not take advantage of the handicapped!

You know, I do understand you! I have a way with dumb animals

If ugly were a crime, you’d get a life sentence

Is that your nose, or did you inhale a cantaloupe

They say Will Rogers never met a person he didn’t like, he obviously never met you!

The rain, it raineth on the Just and the unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'

Some people live life in the fast lane - I live in oncoming traffic.