Name: Yes it's deva realm pein's jutsu name but hell, it sounds badass
Gender: I'm a guy
I tend to cry a lot reading fanfics (I'm starting to believe that I am subconciously drawn to tearjerking fics, I mean seriously I'll look for a little NauIno fluff and hey Ino and or naruto just got killed, lets see how the other one and or their friends are dealing with it... christ here come the tears.)
My fav bands are Four year Strong, Hit The Lights, Just Surrender, Lorene Drive, Saosin, The Spill Canvas, SR-71, Sum 41, We The Kings, Yellowcard
Animes That I Enjoy:
Case Closed/Detective Conan
Full Metal Alchemist
Rosorio + Vampire / 2
Top 5 Male Characters of All Time
Greed (Full Metal Alchemist)
Suigetsu Hoozuki (Naruto Shippuuden)
Gin Ichimaru (Bleach)
Hiei (YuYu Hakusho)
Top 5 Female Characters of All Time
Mamimi Samejima (FLCL)
Winry Rockbell (Full Metal Alchemist)
Botan (YuYu Hakusho)
Nemu Kurotsuchi (Bleach)
Pairings that I like:
Naruto/pretty much any girl (Naruto)(the only girls I don't like with him are below)
Ichigo/pretty much any girl (Bleach)
Ed/Win (Full Metal Alchemist)(its basically canon)
Jimmy/Rachel (Case Closed)(once again basically canon)
Kenshin/Kaoru (Rurouni Kenshin)(how many times do i need to repeat myself)
Naota/Mamimi (FLCL)(his brother is stupid)
Kohaku/Kanna (Inuyasha)(not sure why but I love them together)
Pairings that I Hate:
NaruAnko (same as NaruTen)
Canti/Mamimi (FLCL)(that's just wrong)
Crack Pairings that i probably won't write but would like to see even if it's just a sub pairing
Sai/Yakumo (they would have really pale kids)
Menma/Tayuya (i know this is corny but they'd make beautiful music together)
First off I have nothing against people who turn Haku into a girl in their fics to add to the story or for a NaruFemHaku pairing.
What I do have a problem with is the people who can't get it through their thick skulls that in canon Haku is a guy.
The people who feel that way will probably say something like their is no way a guy can look like that or He had a better body than Sakura.
To those remarks I say first have you ever met a crossdresser, cause I have and they can look like that and secondly everyone has a better body than Sakura.
Random fun stuff time
Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Hyuuga Hiashi WRITTTEN BY SHAWNY WONG!!
Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you’d better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don’t take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We do have air conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your pants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki’s interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It’s no trouble.)
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don’t you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you.
Here is a copy of the Fourty Nine Laws of Anime, copy it if you're a anime writer.
Fourty-Nine laws of Anime:
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
6. Law of Temporal Variability
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
11. Law of Inherent Combustibility
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
13. Law of Energetic Emission
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
15. Law of Inexhaustibility
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
26. Law of Feline Mutation
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
34. Law of Probable Attire
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
36. Law of Quitupular Agglutination
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
41. Law of Xylolaceration
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
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