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| KurtofskyxWriter |
Author has written 8 stories for Glee. I am not normal. The definition of normal is, being within certain limits that define the range of normal functioning or a lack of significant deviation from the average. i'm not average. I write lots of stories, and i adore people who critize me. They're my favorite part of writing. Wanna know why? Its because the care enough to tell me I suck that makes them the best. I adore those who like my stories to. Its just fun to talk to flamers and show i really could careless if they dont like my writing. If you dont like it then dont read. Common sense. I'll write to anyone who messages me. Just dont be an asshole in the message. Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex. Rachel: "You may think that every guy in school would totally, want to tap this, but my myspace schedule keeps me way too busy to date." Sue Sylvester: I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night, I’ll steal away into your home and punch you in the face. Mercedes Jones: Oh, Hell to the no! Look, I'm not down with all this background singing nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland! Sandy:Who's JOSH GROBIN!? Kill Yourself! He's an angel sent down from the heavens to deliver platinum albums unto us! i'm all about empowerment. i empower my cherrios to live in a constant state of fear by creating an environment of irrational random terror. Puck: It was a message from God: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants. Sue: Iron pill? Keeps you strong while menstruating. "Hey, ankle grabber. I slept with your mom. No, really. I cleaned your pool, and then I slept with your mom - in your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets." Me, I never wanted kids. Don't have the time, don't have the uterus. Kurt: "My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise." | |||||||
1. Once Upon A Hallway » reviewsWhat happens when two people meet in the hallway? A lot can happen. A lot will happen. A lot will change.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-15-12 - Published: 6-4-12 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H.2. Staying Home » reviewsThe second part to Coming Home. Please read Coming Home before reading this for better understanding.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-4-12 - Published: 6-20-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H.3. Letters To David » reviewsWhat was he going to do about Kurt? Now he knew that he was, was... was what do you call it, now that he accidentally kissed him in the locker room yesterday. It wasn't like it was intentional or anthing, but it wasn't on purpose. Or maybe it was ...Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-4-12 - Published: 7-28-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H. - Complete4. Coming Home » reviewsWhen David goes MIA on a mission in the military for almost a year, Kurt wonders if he should move on. Lame summary.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 6-2-11 - Published: 5-15-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H. - Complete5. Notice Me » reviewsKurt's hit with the unexpected when on his way to start his life in New York. David/Kurt in the future.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,187 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 5-15-11 - Published: 4-8-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H. - Complete6. The Ultimate Prank » reviewsKurt knows David's secert so he enters the market of blackmail, to create some jealousy. However will he or David be able to let go off one another when the time comes?VOLENCE,RAPE, AND KIDNAPPING Azimio is bad guy! Dont read if you dont like it!Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,721 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 3-7-11 - Published: 2-15-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H. - Complete7. Dreams Come True? » reviewsWhat would you do if you suddenly began having dreams of someone you hated? Only in the dream you were maddly in love with them? RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERSGlee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,411 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 2-22-11 - Published: 2-3-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H. - Complete8. Google Search reviewsDavid is scared by what he learns on Google. laughs evilyGlee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-8-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H. - Complete
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