Author has written 8 stories for Glee.
I am not normal. The definition of normal is, being within certain limits that define the range of normal functioning or a lack of significant deviation from the average. i'm not average.
I write lots of stories, and i adore people who critize me. They're my favorite part of writing. Wanna know why? Its because the care enough to tell me I suck that makes them the best. I adore those who like my stories to. Its just fun to talk to flamers and show i really could careless if they dont like my writing. If you dont like it then dont read. Common sense.
I'll write to anyone who messages me. Just dont be an asshole in the message.
Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift.
Rachel: "You may think that every guy in school would totally, want to tap this, but my myspace schedule keeps me way too busy to date."
Sue Sylvester: I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night, I’ll steal away into your home and punch you in the face.
Mercedes Jones: Oh, Hell to the no! Look, I'm not down with all this background singing nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland!
Sandy:Who's JOSH GROBIN!? Kill Yourself! He's an angel sent down from the heavens to deliver platinum albums unto us!
i'm all about empowerment. i empower my cherrios to live in a constant state of fear by creating an environment of irrational random terror.
Puck: It was a message from God: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.
Sue: Iron pill? Keeps you strong while menstruating.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Me neither.
"Hey, ankle grabber. I slept with your mom. No, really. I cleaned your pool, and then I slept with your mom - in your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets."
Me, I never wanted kids. Don't have the time, don't have the uterus.
Kurt: "My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise."