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since: 10-12-08, id: 1714631, Profile Updated: 11-03-09
country: United States
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hey there peoples! Just some random things about me that I like to share: My favorite books are the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series: Rick Riordan, To Catch a Pirate: Jade Parker and the Twilight series By: Stephanie Meyer and my favorite movies of all time would have to be Titanic, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Without A Paddle, The Pirates of the Carribean series or maybe possibly Airplane.

Music: Stay Young-We the Kings,

I love to write. My bff is twilight_nm_ecps and she is my bff in real life too. My other friends in real life and they have a profile here are, emmettluver95, twilightrocksmytoesocks, and EdwardsparklesandIgoSpAzZiE. I love ancient greece ( hence the name) and volkswagons which is a type of car for those of you who are wondering. I am a female and I can be verrry sarcastic at times. I suck at comebacks. I have two fish and a cat. I used to have two cats, but I went to Myrtle Beach for like 2 weeks and when I came back, I forgot that I hadn't put any food out for them so one of the cats died. It still brings back sad memories. Sniff Sniff.

The following stuff basically describes me:

For those of you who have the pleasure of knowing me in real life, you would agree that the following things describe me perfectly.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

I'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I'm that kinda girl who will bust out laughing for something that happened yesterday

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature. ( I want to be a politician! coughcough vampire coughcough )

Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.(my personal fave cause I mean think about it... you wouldn't be driving if you were blind!)

Only in America do we have problems with obesity, but still let kids roam around once a year looking for free candy.

thanks for reading my extremely long profile! this wonderful message was brought to you by the spazzie awesomeness of...

~ancientgreecerocks~

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1. Oh, Lord, Emmett's on Crack! » reviews
What happens when Emmett finds a guide for How to Act Gangsta on Google? What will the rest of the family think? All Vamp. Crazier than a spoon-riding midget! inside joke and crazier than Sweden! inside joke
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 11-18-08
2. A Twist On The Story Of Twilight » reviews
What if Jacob imprinted on Bella, but Bella was in love with Edward? How will this play out? Well, you've got to read and find out! This is my first fan fiction so R&R! Rated T just to be safe. But I don't think anything will happen but...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-18-08 - Published: 10-14-08
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