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Rora-Zenobie Ryde

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick321 (Edward Cullen...even though he is real)Topaz Eyes Sing My Lullaby (Edward Cullen, of course), Vampires-Rock4eva (Edward Cullen who else you dunce?)cullendrive(Edward Cullen,Cedric Diggory,Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, Jasper Hale, Emmett Cullen. And who said they arn't real?), exactlymybrandofheroin1901(Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Cedric Diggory, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter. But they're definitely real!), emo katie bug(Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale, Draco Malfoy, and Jacob Black(don't know why I'm filling this out, they're all real)), RoraJack (Sirius Black, Harry Potter (i was young) Draco Malfoy and Edward Cullen, and Fang from Maximum Ride) WE ALL KNOW THEY'RE REAL,

If you HATE High School Musical with a passion, and think those people have no real talent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Jesus and believe he saved you from your sins when he died on the cross, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe abortion is MURDER and should be illegal, copy this onto your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his freakin' cereal, and leave the friggin rabbit alone put this in your profile!

I'm Rora-Zenobie Ryde. i fly. i take care of eight other kids. i live in a tree house.

tis all.

(call me crazy)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119 the7thflockmember, girlytown, Rora-Willow,

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR--OME this is sooo freakin' funny!! I'm gonna do it!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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My favorite things:

Food: ARTICHOKE!!

T.V. shows: Lost, Drake & Josh, icarly, Wizards of waverly place, Hannah Montanna, Lost, Monk, Psyche, Lost...

Book: TWLIGHT!! The whole series that is. BD is my favorite :) I love Nessie!!1

Movies: TWILIGHT, National Treasure 1 &2, Get Smart, and Maximum Ride (when it comes out)

Hobby: Writing fanfiction, Reading fanfiction, reading the Twilight and Maximum Ride series, working on my website etc...

Saying: "I think it's only fair to warn you that I am in fact a librarian!!"

People: my ginormous family, Benjamin Franklin, Nessie, Edward, Jacob, all the Cullens, the people i made up in my stories, My friends especially: Mindi (my little baby!), Vicky, etc. and all my fans who REVIEW :):):)

And now the copy and paste stuff, as usual...

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN SO MUCH YOU HAD TO COPY THIS TWICE AND THEN EDIT IT TO SEEM MORE NORMAL, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM LOUDER

IF YOU THROW A FIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am in Sirius denial! Sirius Black is not dead! If you are in denial, copy and paste this (if you can) into your proflie!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED OVER AIR AND EXPECTED EDWARD TO CATCH YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A EDWARD CULLEN OUT THERE FOR YOU COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF WHEN YOU HAVE A CHILD YOU CONSIDER NAMING IT EDWARD OR BELLA COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF WHEN YOU HEAR THE NAME EDWARD YOU FREAK OUT COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY EVEN MORE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916

Rosalie Cullen: Better Than You Since 1916

Alice Cullen: Quikier Than You Since 1901

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843

Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you loved Breaking Dawn and think Nessie is the cutest baby in the whole world, copy this onto your profile. J

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you can’t appreciate the divine hotness of Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

You're so obsessed with Twilight that every time you look at your boyfriend you get pissed and scream at him: SPARKLE YOU FOOL! SPARKLE!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like, “Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you got kicked out of the Twilight movie because you screamed every time Jacob or Edward came on the screen. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you cry every time you re-read New Moon when Edward leaves Bella (even if you know he would come back!). Crazy is when you tell your think you are mentally insaboyfriend he should be more like Edward and through Twilight at him. Crazy is when you don't finish you sentances because. If you are crazy, or people ne...copy and paste this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see a sliver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are always trying to tell you to shut up but you dont, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~!CHEESE!~