I recently developed an obsession for Vampire Knight, not of the anime itself, but of the pairing KanamexZero. I dislike the anime itself because Yuki's the center of attention, when I, in fact, wanted Zero to be the center of attention and replace Yuki's character with his own in the anime. Of course, when I say that I do not own Vampire Knight, I am not joking for if I had, all this that I just mentioned, would be in the anime.

Name: -no comment-

Age: quite young actually.

I always find myself unwilling to speak to people at random times just for the sake of being too lazy to open my mouth and being disrespectful. I'm not exactly anti-social, but I like to spend time with me, myself, and I because I enjoy peace and quietness. I hate being bothered by other people when I enter my 'happy' zone, because it just pisses me off. I'm weird. I like to think of myself as an insane person, at times, just for the sake of turning others crazy because I find it amusing. I'm very, very weird like that.

I don't like talking to people about anything, especially my own life, but I do like randomly talking, for no apparent reason. Hmm.. what else? ... I would rather spend countless hours in a library than hang out with friends, because you benefit from a library and not from hanging out with friends and talking about nothing in particular. Besides, a library's queiter. Much.. much.. quieter.

I love chocolate.

I don't have many close friends, nor do I intend on having any. It's always better to keep it that way. If you are independent in the present, then you will be self-reliant in the future. Though I do tend to have a couple great friends here and there.

Favorite Pairing(s)

ItachiXSasuke (Naruto)

KanameXZero (Vampire Knight)

YAOI MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND! If you agree, then copy & paste this into your profile. (Yaoi is gay men, boyxboy, if you didn't know)

Repost if you think homophobia is wrong

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

My favorite Animes/Fanfics

Naruto (Shippuden)

Vampire Knight

Death Note

Inuyasha

Quote:

Anyone can be angry- that is easy. But to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose and in the right way- is not that easy. ~Aristotle

"The forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest."

"Love is blind."

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define 'reality'. But what does it mean to be 'correct' or 'true'? Merely vague concepts...their 'reality' may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beleifs?"- Uchiha Itachi

Favorite quote: Pop goes the weasel!!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you wake up at 4:00 in the morning to finish a naruto fanfiction before school starts. Crazy is spending every lunchtime in a cramped classroom playing a naruto video game with your insane friends. Crazy is coming up with naruto nicknames for you and your friends and dressing up as them on normal school days. Crazy is when you start talking about Naruto yaoi fanfics in front of your ever so disturbed law teacher. Crazy is when you think about ItaSasu before you sleep and end up dreaming about something completely different. Crazy is realising you've done one or more things on this list. Crazy is having a dream where you almost get killed twice and its still super funny! Crazy is when you perform different 'positions' in front of a crowd, showing which way is better, and laugh when they look at you, confused and blushing. Crazy is when you tell your friend a yaoi joke and end up laughing like a lunatic when they ask you what is yaoi.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Insist that your e mail address is:
Xena-Warrior Princess@companyname.com
or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'

10) Reply to everything someone says with,'That's what you think.'

11) Finish all your sentences with:'In accordance with the prophecy.'

12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

13) dont use any punctuation

14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

15) Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer.

16) Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'

17) Sing along at the opera.

18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)

20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3.

21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

23) Call 999 and ask if 999 is for emergencies.(don't do this!)

24) Call the physic hot line and don't say anything.

25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

26) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, 'I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!'

27) When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives,they're loose!'

28) Tell your boss, 'It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do.'

29) Tell your children over dinner.'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.

30) Every time you see a broom, yell 'Honey, your mother is here!'

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3283739/1/Sake_Cup

This is a wonderful one shot, sporting hints of ItaKi. but really, it seems all there was in this fic was Itachi talking, almost admirably about how cute Sasuke looks to the members of the Akatsuki when he's drunk. Absolutely hilarious and adorable at the same time. Written by Riza A.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Story Updates:

Bloody Lust: Under maintenance(summary change) for now. (on hold)

Burning Flames: Perhaps, Uchiha Itachi is obsessed with his precious little jewel, Sasuke. Stalking him sure wasn't enough for Itachi as he brought himself to retrieve Sasuke and bring the young teen under his wing of care. Willingly, or not? He couldn't just stand by and watch his koi being touched by anyone other than him. But, how does Sasuke act when he wakes up and finds himself in a stranger's bed? Or... is this person a stranger at all? (ItaSasu)

Perverse and the Perverted: Molestion- I believe this story is coming along very smoothly. I'll try to update whenever I have time.. and I'm already working on chapter thirteen(4/19/09). In this story, I made Itachi the more possessive one. His rage is uncontrollable and his emotions are uncomprehensible. A naive Sasuke always wonders why Itachi''s acting as he is.. occasionally yelling at him if he were out of his sight for too long. This story goes through many fazes and themes on how Itachi molests his Otouto and probably the reasons following soon after. Itachi just can't help but think and feel, mind and body- that Sasuke belongs to him and only him. (ItaSasu)

Misinterpretations: A series of Itachi and Hidan events that most likely would get this albino to fume. Itachi simply taunts Hidan with his power to manipulate words... and since Hidan exerts such polite sentences.. things turn pretty ugly when he confronts Itachi about the Uchiha stealing his Jashin pendant. And.. Leader-sama? He's sides with Itachi, when Hidan decides to snitch on him. Our poor Jashinist... How will Hidan overcome this rage? That is.. if he could escape Itachi's wrath. (ItaHi.)- Complete?

Crimson Passion: A fanfic about a stubborn prefect who is only nice and affectionate to his twin, Ichiru. But, as Kaname comes into the picture, things turn out... different. Zero starts to notice how different the pureblood acts- anger and fury more than anything else around him, and he believes that his nonexisting 'match' for Yuki is what fuels Kaname's hatred. However, what he doesn't know is... that Kaname never wanted Yuki; the pureblood wanted him. That's what caused all those attacks, the closeness, and strange sense of protectiveness beforehand. Kaname is not only jealous of Yuki being close enough to Zero to coax out a small smile from him, but his animosity towards Ichiru is quite lethal, namely because Zero and Ichiru are attached to each other, showing more brotherly affection than any pair of twins would have. (KaZe)