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Author has written 6 stories for Artemis Fowl, Hellboy, and Total Drama Island. Well I live in Canada, I am in high school and I am a girl :) I actually prefer to read stories rather then write them because it's hard for me I guess. That also explains my many favorites :). I have written some stories, but I dunno when i'll finish them :P - On www.artemis-fowl.com/fanfiction I wrote some stories, I have only posted some of those on hear so If your interested then click on that site and search pixiefraser. :D many thanks for those who read and review. I usually have a soft spot for baddies in the movies, I secretly cheer them on like Hades in Hercules! Does anyone else think he fricken' sweet? BIG THING HERE! I am a huuuuggggeee hypocrite! Ye have been warned! STEREOTYPES I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. xI'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.(NOT TURE) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.(MAYBE)I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trashI TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(NO) I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.(NO) I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.(NO) I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.(OPPISTE)I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".(YOUR RACEST!) I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attentionI'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(NO) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.(NO) I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.(SHUT UP!)I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.(WHO KNOWS?) I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(BINGIO!) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.(JERKS!) I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Umm, if u watch it, u kind of are perverted) I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts. ( I am a ginger :( ) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(NO) I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(I AM?!) I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (well you got the blond blue eyed part right) I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.(ITS WICKEN!)I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER Well, I'm not a writer, or just a reader, I'm both o0o FAN FICTION STORY PET PEEVES your gonna hate me for this :D 1. WHEN PEOPLE WRITE THEIR SUMMARIES LIKE THIS BECAUSE THEY WANT THEIR STUPID STORY TO STAND OUT AND ANNOYING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE BYE ONLY USING MOTHER FUCKING CAPLOCKS. 2. WHEN PEOPLE WRITE THEIR STORIES LIKE THIS! Seriously people, not fun too read or this as well: I don't know how to write properly durrr. 3. I like the Jonas Brothers, never thought it would happen but I do, BUT I hate incest, really people? I know this is a website where you can make up anything about whatever, but your making up stories about REAL LIFE PEOPLE, AND MAKING RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN TWO OR MORE FAMILY MEMBERS, that's just gross, so hate me all you want but I think that's really wrong ... STUFF IT .. Like super wrong, in every way, in every freaking possible way, you sick bastards! 4. When pple start using msn tlk 2 summerize theirz storiez, and tlk in script like this! : Bob: Word up James! James: lolololololololololololo ; me: IT'S ANNOYING ALL RIGHT? So i'll probably add more, and flame me all you want cause I don't care :D your hater, Italiachick13 xoxo Want to read something like this but an actual story? go here! --> http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5193424/1/How_Not_To_Write_Fanfiction_A_Guide ... Even though it's about Artemis Fowl, everyone could/will learn from it. rawr ;) HEY MORTAL INSTRUMENTS FANS! Go here and check out the book site, it has extra chapters that didn't make the book :D http://www.mortalinstruments.com Death Note Confessions (To Heck With Twilight!) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile! If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile I drew a palm tree and started laughing because the leaves looked like L's hair. I found myself yelling at my diary. "WHY WON'T YOU KILL PEOPLE?!" I tried laughing evily, but ended up in a coughing fit. I giggle uncontollably when I see an apple. When I was playing Hide-and-Seek with my friends, I yelled, "A criminal just died of a heart attack!" at the top of my lungs when I counted up to forty. I hold my cell phone with only three fingers. Death Note Survey: 1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)? 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? No one, cause they're all gay pairings, (nothing against it,) and Misa is just plain annoying 3. Are you a Death Note Yaoi fan? 4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times? 5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any: 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character? 7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near? 8. Light/Misa or L/Misa? 9. Did you think Matt's death was fair? No, it was sad 10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end? 11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people? 12. Your favorite Wammy kid? 13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira? Anti-Light, somewhat pro-kira 14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far? I've read them all, on episode 14 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? see 14 16. Do you believe Misa has ADD? 17. Sub or dub? 18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa? 19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's? 20. Do you even know who BB is? 21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? 22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? 23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome? 24. Which character would be the best OOC? 25. Do you like Death Note fanfics? 26. Do you write Death Note fanfics? Nope, I'm a reader not a writer, kind of.. 27. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters? 28. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series? 29. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes? 30. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note? 31. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it? 32. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' 33. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades? Nope, well, not yet ;) . 34. Are you broke thanks to Death Note? 35.Do you want to own a Death Note? 36. Do you wish the series had ended differently? 37. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? 38. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns? 39. Do you have a Death Note OC? 40. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life? OK, SO, I am serioulsy upset with the Total Drama Island category, everything is either 'Total Drama Action' staring you! or some stupid 'Gwen and Duncan like each other but Courtney finds out!" Seriously , get some new ideas stupid THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! YAY!! 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? number one! Kakashi :D 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Kakashi and Anko, Shikamaru and Temari! 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Any crack pairings? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONARUTOISNOTGAYAHHHHIMANDSASUKEDONTBELONGTOGETHER!! 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No, but I wanna headband :D 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: None :( 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? I want to be someone like.. anko! or, shikamaru, cause he's a genuis :D 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Sasuke is a tool, he go to hell, and everyone else who likes SasuNaru! BELIEVE IT! 9. Which team is your favorite? Kakashi. and Asuma 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) whaa? 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? i dunno who that is yet, cause im on episode 70 something, newbie fan :3 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? NOT THERE YET, and I dont really like them 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? IHATESASUKESASUKEISSTOOOOOPPPIIIDDD 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? no :( 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? I watch not read it 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? duhh 17. Sub or dub? Sub :) 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? inbetween 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? who? 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? nope 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? aha, such a loser, but so funny 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? SASUKE 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome, but WAX THOSE EYEBROWS 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke being nice :P 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? um yeah 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? no :( , but i dont really want too :P 27. Do you like lemons? nope 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? i sometimes mention it to my mom, but she thinks im a loser when i talk about it :P 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? what's that? sounds exciting? 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? HELL YEAH 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My bud got me hooked, then I re-hooked my friend on too it 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I draw the leaf village sign a lot, and only my other friend mentions it, then laughs like a mad man :P 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' nope, not et 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? not my grades, but my school life? nahh 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? haha yeah : 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? no 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. yeah, but i dont post it yet 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? NEVEREVERNEVERNEVERNEver 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? me don't like oc's 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? BELIEVE IT! Naruto Survey! It's fun, so do it! Instructions: My list: 1. Have you ever read a Six / Eleven fanfic before 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? eww 4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? yeah 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6. Five / Nine or Five / Ten. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex. she would run for the hills, temari , Shikamaru and Asuma 8. Make up a summary of a Three / Ten fic. NO 9. Is there any such thing as a One / Eight fluff? 10. Suggest a title for a Seven / Twelve Hurt / Comfort fic. Asuma steals Shikamaru's girl, how does this happen? lol 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? i wouldn't cause I hate that pairing 12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? 13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? no 14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two / Four / Five nope 15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? SASUKE'S MINE, im so non-creative 16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what would you choose? 17. If you wrote a One / Six / Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Kakashi, 18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Seven? im gay, i dunno 19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? told ya so 20. How emo is Two? 21. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? 22. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.23. What title would you give this fic? , ,u look it up urself Favorite Couples: Naruto: Kakashi/Anko, Shikamaru/Temari Total Drama Action: Duncan/Courtney, Duncan/Heather :) Mortal Instruments: Magnus/Alec Twilight: Jasper/Alice Least Favorite :D Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto, Naruto/Sakura, Kakashi/Sakura and many other crack pairings Total Drama Action: Duncan and Harold! (never ever ever), Gwen/Duncan, (blehhh), Noah/Cody, Duncan/Noah, Duncan/LeShawna Mortal Instruments: you know, everyone has a good mate ;) well, Simon and Maia, Twilight: Jasper/Bella - completely stupid and you know that, Japser/Edward, Edward/Jacob, JACOB/BELLA Favorite Characters: Naruto: Kakashi, Shikamaru, Gai sensai, Naruto Total Drama Action: Duncan, heather, LeShanwa, Courtney Mortal Instruments: Magnus, Alec, Simon Twilight: Jasper, Alice, Emmet | |||||||||
1. Have you seen my memory? » reviewsDuncan loses his memory during a challenge on TDA... that's all I got so far :DTotal Drama Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 2-21-09 - Duncan2. The Hair Gel Caper » reviewsChris loses his hair gel, will he ever find it?Total Drama Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-19-09 - Chris M.3. Brotherly Love » reviewsMy half-idea on how Duncan goes to Juvie. First fic in awhile! be nice :DTotal Drama Island - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 2-18-09 - Duncan4. Lindsay's having fun on the bus reviewsI know I know crappy title but tis just a dumb blonde joke I heard :Total Drama Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-6-09 - Lindsay - Complete5. A misundestanding reviewsBAM! artemis and hellboy x-over...fo'sho'Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-08 - Complete6. A letter to the School reviewsJust something random... i made the "Mr.Mathews' guy up thoArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-31-08 - Artemis F. - Complete
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