Hey! My name is pinkiemaz but Maz is fine by me!

Here's a couple of things you should know about me...

1. I'm obssesed with Anime

2. I can't spell

3. I can rarely take anything seriously..

4. I'm too friendly...really I am, this one time someone replied to my review so I sent them a PM...no I'm not a stalker :3

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

Anime Quiz!

1. Fave Animes: Bleach, Deat note, Tokyo Mew Mew, Fruits backsket, Naruto and K-on!

2. Fave Anime character(s): Sasuke!! He's so emo it's so kawii!! Oh and Toushirou Hitsugaya! Cause he likes watereloooonnnnn...

3. Fave Bishie pretty boy: Wow...err...there so many! Probably Toushiour, Sasuke, Gaara, Tarb, Kishu, L Nd more! :P

4. Worst Anime: There's such thing as a bad anime? o.O

5. If you could end up in one anime, what would it be?: NARUTO!!

6. Fave Theme Song: sweat drop Err...I'm not very good with names...but is Sorrow and grief one? You know the sad song from Naruto? I love it 0

7. Who would be your best friend?: Everyone! Except Oreo...yeah...he's just bad news...

8. What anime character resembles you?: Probably Naruto...err a girl version Naruto XP

9. What anime character do you abhorhate/loathe?: Light! He killed L! But don't worry...us fagirls sorted him out...AND OREO!! cough I mean Orichmaru

10. Fave Quote: What a dag! DAM RAT!! I'm an avenger Gaara OF THE FUNK!! LOGGED!!

Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things... nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name? ~ Maz

2. A four-letter word ~ Mash (Mash Potato!)

3. A boy's name ~ Mike

4. A girl's name ~ Mell

5. Occupation ~ Murse (Yes they are real!)

6. Color ~ Marron (French for brown hehehe)

7. Something you Wear ~ Mountain hicking boots!

8. Beverage ~ Martine

9. Food ~ Mash Potato! (AGAIN!)

LIST YOUR TOP TEN TOKYO MEW MEW CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME

1. Tart

2. Kishu

3. Pudding

4. Ichigo

5. Zakuro

6. Ryou

7. Pai

8. Lettuce

9. Minto

10. Masaya (Yeah..hes only in here to make the test more fun..)

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: Tart..ca I help you?

Tart: Yes, Yes you can :D

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me : Err Pudding please leave...Pervert!!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Ichigo and Minto...something just isn' making sense to me..

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Me: Ok Sakuro...What's the catch?

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I would draw on him with sharpie...teach him to not make me a mew!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

...Pia is part of my family?...my parents have a lot of explaning to do..

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Lettce in the hospital? Let me guess she was being clumsy again?

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Stuck up snob! Least I don't have a rat that is claimed to be a dog!

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

I don't see a problem with this...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Kick there asses and set a chimera on there sorry asses!!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?

Kishu would be an angel and get Tart for me :)

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Probably a cheap sweet...but it's the thought that counts..

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Run around in circles screaming, while I work my ass off to get the hell ou of there!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Ask what the hell I'm about to do then before I can answer she'll shrug and say you know what I honestly don't care

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Tart would send me to rehab then kill one of Masaya's beloved trees.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Pai cheer me up? Dream on!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Minto supporing me? That's even stupider then Pai cheering me up!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Cry..or plant a tree...what else does he do?

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

If you saw Tart you wouldn't be stupid enough to ask that

Number 2 tells you about His deeply hidden love for number 9.

Kishu loves Minto? But Kish! What about Rebecky!!

You're dating 3 and she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Shh! Don't let Pudding see this! She'll get upset!

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Wait what?! Ichigo loves Mino to?! What has the world come to?!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Sakuro and Ryou...well it's not impossible..

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Ok correction that kiss is impossible now

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Pai is staring at me Oh god! What do I do?!I know! I'l run out the room and scream rape!

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him

Lettuce is guy?!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

WTH?! You already have Ichigo and Kishu at your feet and y you want more?!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Tart! takes him to a therapy class before coming back and killing tree boy

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

I-Ichigo? P-Pudding? Why are you to moaning? o.O

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

They better not be!!

Would 2 trust 5?

The better question is would 5 trust 2?

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Masaya would try to rape Ichigo...but then again would it really be rape?

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Tart left school?! What?! how did he do that!

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Umm...a disaster...or some form of a new alien...

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Huh...I'd like to see Minto work!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Lettuce giving Sakuro a haircut? NOT GONNA HAPPEN

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

If it's of Rhino himself then yes

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Masaya is a whimp he blushes at everything and Minto...well I guess he brought up Zakuro

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Trust me, it wasn't an accident...

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?

Why do so many of these questions involve Minto...?

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Ok...maybe that kiss is possible again...

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Rhino stoped thinking about himself long enough to notice? Nah you must be thinking of another Rhino...

7 won the lottery?

You know...you've always secretly been my favouite..

Tart : Not acording to your list...

Shut up!

8 had quite a big secret?

Lettuce has a secret? It doesn't invole 'pie' does it?

9 became a singer?

God, songs abou tea are so 1000 bc

10 got a daughter?

I hope you realise a tree does't count...

What would 1 think of 2?

Dam you and your tall-ness!

How would 3 greet 4?

NO NA DA!! How else?

What would 4 envy about 5?

Err...Everything I geuss...

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Ok I get it! The kiss is likley to happen quit bugging me!

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They're not 1,2,3,4,5,8,9 or 10! Congrats!

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Well if Lettuce stared at you all the time don't you think you'd get pissed off?

Where would 8 meet 9?

Umm...at Cafe mew mew...like they normaly do..why are you suggesting something?

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Who would ever dare talk to Masaya in the first place?

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Masaya's scared of everything

Is 3 Gay?

I hope so! Cause then I get a better chance with Tart! 0

How do you feel right now?

Slightly concerned about my zaneity you?...hey how come you haven't answered any of MY questions?!

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
They're all awesome BUT Sasuke just stads out to me the most... love sigh Oh! And Gaara! He's jsut bad ass XP

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
SakuraxSasuke NarutoxHinta ShikaxTemarie, TenXNeji There's more part my brain is dead XD

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
Errrm...Ye- No No I haven't XD I want to though!! :D I'd be Sakura 0

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I get everything from the internet like the anime and the manga
Would you all hate me if I said I oly had a couple of volumes?...yes?...ok then I refuse to answer XP

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
Does Naruto say believ it to much? YES! Of course I have! I'm destined to be with Sasuke...or Gaara...why are you looking at me like that?

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
Naruina!! Plus KibaHina just doesn't look right...but I'm sure he'll find someone to love! :D

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
Is that even a question? Of course it's SasuSaku! He's secretly in love with her remember!

9. Which team is your favorite?

I know nearly everyone says this but...It's team 7! Looks down shamefuly..sorry but Sasuke was a part of it...

10. Do you support the obito theory?
Errr...can I ask a friend?

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
It's obvious to me and I'm an idiot!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME QUESTIONS?!...oh yeah I'm taking a quiz...oh! It's Itachi btw 0

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Pro!! I could never hate him since I'm a fangirl!...but I'm a zane fangirl...not a crazy one...or am I? o.o

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
NO! DX This quiz has distracted me from it!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
No AGAIN DX I'm the worst Naruto fan ever!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
...It's not likely...

17. Sub or dub?
Sub has more to it...But with dub you can listen to it and draw!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Pro-Sakura no :D Always liked her! Though when I look back on the episode's before she cut her hair she annoys me DX

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
Tobi is funny! XD Who could find him annoying? XP

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Yeah, when I first answered I didnt but I do now! And he really IS funny!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
XD Gai is super funny! And can always make me laugh...but...I don't think I could ever call him a sexy beast with a straight face

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Err...that's a very random question...what would happen if I put Neji's name right here?

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

He's AWESOME! Just with a sprinkle of weird..

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Probably Sasuke...I can write many sides to him...

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
YES! I love them! TO THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE THEM!! YOU GUYS ROCK!!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
I do! But some I'm to embaresed to post XD

27. Do you like lemons?
Yeah, you? ohhh!! YOU MEANS THOSE LEMONS!! o.o You perverted freak! leave me alone!!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
No...they're still wondeig who this Sasuke dude is XD

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
HAHAHAHAHA!! YES!! GAARA...OF THE FUNK!! And Sauske getting LOGGED is never old!!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
Err...I'm missing something aren't I? Jsut kidding! I've seen some...but probably not the ones your talking about...

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
He he yes!! I'm slowly spreading it though my school XD

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
Yes! Heck they even pointed out what I did wrong!!

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
Yep...I then gave him a lecture about who and what Naruto is! XP

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
It's made them go up! My art grades that is...

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
No! Least I hope not!

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
ERR...NO...But I'm sure Jiraya won't mind that much...

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Its logical...But I have no opinion right now...

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
YES! About 43 o_0 WHAT?!

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
Isn't Sasuke sexy all the time?

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
YES! Amaya! Cough Cough Sasuke's in love with her Cough Cough SORRY SAKURA! Oh! And Kai! Who Gaara loves :D...and Honey but she's Shika's girl XP

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Oh please! I alreay knew that before even starting this quiz!

You Know You're Addicted Bleach When...

You've dyed your hair orange

You consider an umbrella to be an unreleased Zanpakuto

...Until you "release" it and scream "Open... Ubrellamaru!"

Things are getting worse because you stole two of your mom's 'flower-shaped sequins', dabbed them with gel and placed it on your hair.

You cross your arms in front of you and laugh insanely "BWAAHAHAHAHA!"

You cover your right arm with a long sock and thrust it forward thinking large amount of energy will shoot out

You've really been watching too much when you powder your face until it's pure white and draw a line under your eyes (With a blue marker) and act like Ulquiora.

You've named your stuffed animal Kon

You take the front half of a skull from biology class and call yourself a Vizard.

You eat a piece of candy thinking your soul will come out your body

You visit onto Bleach forums and make thousands of random theories

...And then fight with other members when they don't agree with you

You colored a piece of paper black, cut it out in a circle, and taped it to your chest

...And then glued a broken chain to it

You wear hair pins hoping they will help you in a time of need.

You wear an eye patch while you white to give your opponent an "advantage".

You bust in to class saying "The sprits are always with you!"

You've poked the person next to you using a stick and expected a Shinigami to come out of a gigai

Your doing something requiring unbelievable amounts of energy and yell "BANKAI!"

You just ate red beans with potato chips in in ice cream for lunch

You like to say somebody's name like your inspired after they make some kind of declaration

You put a piece of candy in a stuffed animal hoping it'll come alive.

Guys knitting in school has suddenly become cool.

You think it's cool to see "bleach" written on the the laundry isle sign at the store.

You jump kick your kid the second he wakes up.

You where a black cloak and some sandals and white socks

After moments of not talking and being quiet, people start to think you really can't talk

You think your cat is actually a hot girl in disguise.

You open up a Bleach web site

...And call it your life's work.

You have your little brother throw petals around you after you say "Scatter Senbonzakura"

You practicing on your archery skills is referred to as "training".

You start adding "-taichou" to the end of your teacher's names.

You run around the street wearing a long black robe with sandals

Whenever your somebody calls you by your name, you tell them: "That's Captain insert your name here to you."

You've gone insane when you got into a fight and realized that your enemy is stronger and you mutter: "What strong reiatsu!"

Whenever your cell phone rings you run outside and look for Hollows

You realized that carrying a wooden sword around school was not a good idea

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Bleach

...And also try to add to this list as well

You Know You're a Naruto Addict When...

You eat Ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.

You cover half of your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site. _

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.

..And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”

Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition.

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.

You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu

You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.

You try to make pairings between characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class.

...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.

You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making hand signs.

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left

You think Byakugan looks a little painfull

You even write in Adult Fanfiction

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto

...And also try to add to this list as well

Sing to the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

with a 'death bomb'

BANG! BOOM!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!

(BWAHAHAHA, DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD)

"We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever." - Hitsugaya Toushiro from Bleach