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| lastcrazyhorn |
Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, and NCIS. Hey. I'm 29 and I work at a daycare. I'm a recreation teacher and I work with ages 12 months thru Pre-K, Monday thru Friday. Someday, I also hope to publish a book. Or two. Eight? *shrugs* I'm also on Twitter now, under the same name-- lastcrazyhorn. As if I could be under anything else. lol Furthermore, all of my fics are also located at Archive of our Own (archiveofourown.org). Your result for the sorting hat quiz: SLYTHERIN!!! You scored 72% Slytherin, 12% Ravenclaw, 28% Gryffindor, and 28% Hufflepuff! Take The Sorting Hat Test at HelloQuizzy Respond to my "Big Future" challenge! (It's listed over at Potions & Snitches if you want to respond there) Summary: Creature!Harry has inherited Giant blood from somewhere in the family history. It manifests itself as he is growing up in the Dursley household and the muggles think he has Giantism (think Robert Wadlow, who at age 10 was already 6'6" and grew to be over 8 ft). Time frame: 1st year (or more, but I want to see Diagon Alley) Things to consider: Re: Snape - I'd like to see him as an ally of some sort. My most popular HP fics: Freaks Aren't Allowed Over 200,000 hits at the end of November '10! It's my most popular story, and also one that I had a great deal of fun when writing. :) And 300,000 hits at the beginning of February '11. Whoo! 400K in June '11. Muahahahha. 500K in December '11! 600K in June '12! Breaking Forwards I started writing this one during Nanowrimo '09, but didn't start publishing it until June '10. Only about 35K was salvageable from the original 60K that I managed during that particular November, but it was enough to get me started, and I finally finished in 2011! This story is a great deal darker than Freaks Aren't Allowed, but that doesn't mean that it's totally devoid of fluff or humor. It's just a bit more sparse on that end. I hit 400,000 hits at the beginning of January '12. :) 500K in August '12. Unbuttoned Harry doesn't know exactly what's happening, but something isn't right between him and Professor Lupin, and he's determined to find out why. Also Harry gets another familiar in this story, and I based the magical creature off of the Pygmy slowloris (this is a Youtube video and it is sooo cute). This fic had over 200,000 hits as of January '12. And 300K in May '12. Burnt A disabled Harry goes to Hogwarts and gets sorted into Slytherin! I got tired of reading disabled Harry fics written by people who have no concept of what it's like to be disabled, so this is my attempt at it. I have Asperger's Syndrome and a few other related syndromes; so at the very least, I understand what's it like never to quite fit in. This fic had over 200,000 hits as of January '12. 300K in June '12. Session Transcripts Mentally impaired Harry and transgender Hermione are sorted into Slytherin. This story is told mostly through counselling session transcripts with various first years and their heads of houses. 100,000 hits at the beginning of February '12. 200K in August '12. Also - His Boy has now been translated into Hungarian by Scale89. Check it out. *My CM Series: Now You See Me Hotch is kidnapped and assaulted by a particularly sadistic UNSUB. Now You Don't Sequel to Now You See Me Hotch begins to recover from his ordeal with the help of his friend, David Rossi. Watch Me Now Sequel to Now You Don't Hotch/Rossi. Almost PWP. Now I'm A Little Worried Sequel to Watch Me Now. Gideon finds out about Hotch and Rossi's relationship, and he is not pleased. Now THAT'S An Unexpected Request Sequel to Now I'm A Little Worried. Reid asks Rossi and Hotch for some help . . . some sexual help. Threesome and smutty goodness abounds! NCIS Silent Misery Non-con Gibbs/OC. In a bad situation, Gibbs offers himself in the place of Tony and suffers an unpleasant fate. Established Gibbs/Fornell. Reactions and results in second chapter. * Aftermath -is the tag I've written for this hidinginsight is also writing a full length recovery fic called Silent Misery - Repercussions and Recovery | |||||||
1. Burnt » reviewsA disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,717 - Reviews: 1463 - Updated: 5-11-13 - Published: 3-29-11 - Harry P. & Severus S.2. Silent Misery » reviewsNon-con Gibbs/OC. In a bad situation, Gibbs offers himself in the place of Tony and suffers an unpleasant fate. Established Gibbs/Fornell. Reactions and results in second chapter.NCIS - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,908 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-28-13 - Published: 9-12-11 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & T.C. Fornell - Complete3. Aftermath reviewsA short tag to my fic, Silent Misery. Slash.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-28-13 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & T.C. Fornell - Complete4. A Ghostly Boy reviewsSeverus rescues Harry from the Dursleys, but it is too late.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 4-15-13 - Harry P. & Severus S.5. Happy Birthday Professor Snape! reviewsSnape meets a number of my Harry's when they throw him a surprise birthday party one night. One shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 2-18-13 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete6. Session Transcripts » reviewsWhat happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,433 - Reviews: 1581 - Updated: 1-28-13 - Published: 10-30-11 - Severus S. & Harry P.7. Unbuttoned » reviewsHarry doesn't know exactly what's happening, but something isn't right between him and Professor Lupin, and he's determined to find out why. Will Snape be able to help? Abuse, implied non-con, AU, HP&PAHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,044 - Reviews: 1227 - Updated: 12-30-12 - Published: 1-16-11 - Harry P. & Severus S.8. I'm Sorry! reviewsLittle Harry was rescued from the Dursleys by his Daddy, but not all of their lessons are easily forgotten. Entry in the P&S 2012 Prompt Fest. Prompts: It slipped from his grasp and shattered, Fight or flight. Is also a child fic, w/ adoption & self harmHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 5-12-12 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete9. Not For Everyone reviewsPost-war. Harry and Severus are in a relationship, but Harry's not so sure about this whole anal sex thing. One-shot. Not particularly graphic.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-15-12 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete10. Daddy? reviewsLittle Harry has a bad dream. Severus makes things better.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 2-11-12 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete11. Not A Freak » reviewsOkay, you've convinced me. Sequel to Freaks Aren't Allowed. This is a series of one shots designed to fill in some of the blanks between Harry's first year with Snape and his first year at Hogwarts. Childfic. Fluff. NOT Abandoned. Just infrequent updatesHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 414 - Updated: 12-13-11 - Published: 11-30-10 - Harry P. & Severus S.12. A Force of Nature » reviewsSpencer wants. Hotch doesn't give so much as he just doesn't say no. I suppose it's technically dub-con . . . technically. Take as you will.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-3-11 - Published: 11-12-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & S. Reid - Complete13. Pushed To His Limit reviewsHe enjoyed being pushed to his limits, since there were so very few that would do that, let alone could. Alaska. Slashy smutty goodness. Hotch/MorganCriminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-21-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & D. Morgan - Complete14. Choices reviewsUnsub kidnaps Hotch and Reid. They have to have sex to get out of there in one piece. Non-Con Bottom!HotchCriminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-11-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & S. Reid - Complete15. Now THAT'S an Unexpected Request » reviewsThe fifth installment of lastcrazyhorn's "Now" series. As a 29 year old virgin, Spencer Reid has more than a few things he wants to try out in the bedroom. But who will he trust to have that first experience with?Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-21-11 - Published: 6-17-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & D. Rossi - Complete16. What He Wants » reviewsWhen a serial rapist attacks a naval petty officer, the BAU suddenly finds themselves sharing their case with a team from the NCIS. Three shot. Almost PWP. Slash. All the good stuff. Gibbs/HotchCrossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 4-29-11 - Published: 4-27-11 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete17. Breaking Forwards » reviewsHP&OP. The professors no longer can scare Harry with talk of lost points, detentions or Quidditch suspensions. He's been beaten down for far too long, and he finally has reached his limit. Severus mentors, maybe guardian. Abuse, non-con, AU, evil!RonHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,004 - Reviews: 832 - Updated: 4-23-11 - Published: 6-28-10 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete18. My Blood reviewsA detention under Snape goes badly for Harry. Yet another direction my Breaking Forwards story could have gone. However, that story doesn't need to be read to understand this one. Standalone. AU to an AU. Violence.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-9-11 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete19. Who's With Reid? » reviewsSo, WHO ended up rooming with Reid while they were in Alaska? Here are eight different scenarios of possible answers. Every Reid pairing, just because I wanted to see if I could do it. Re/H, Re/Ro, Re/P, Re/JJ, Re/Ga, Re/M, Re/Gi, Re/Elle, Threesome DPCriminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,184 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 1-15-11 - Published: 11-25-10 - S. Reid - Complete20. Now I'm A Little Worried reviews4th in my "Now You See Me" series. Gideon finds out about the relationship between Rossi and Hotch, and he is not pleased. No smut. Rated T for language.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-31-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & D. Rossi - Complete21. Think of Me reviewsFoyet attacked Hotch in his apartment. Here's what they didn't show on TV. Non-con.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-9-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & G. Foyet - Complete22. Freaks Aren't Allowed » reviewsAfter nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. ChildficHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 929 - Updated: 11-30-10 - Published: 6-22-10 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete23. Now You Don't » reviewsSequel to "Now You See Me" story, in which Hotch gets kidnapped and sexually abused by an unsub. This is the recovery story of what happens after being saved. Possibility for light slash in the future.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,983 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 11-23-10 - Published: 11-11-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & D. Rossi - Complete24. Watch Me Now reviewsHotch has finally recovered from being assaulted by an unsub. To prove this, he and Rossi get it on. 3rd in a series, but not absolutely necessary to have read previous two. Oh, and it's smut. Almost PWP, but not. H/RoCriminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-22-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & D. Rossi - Complete25. Now You See Me » reviewsHotch is kidnapped and tortured by a mysterious unsub. Will his team find him in time? Or will he have to get himself out? Non-con.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,083 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 11-12-10 - Published: 9-13-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete26. Whispers of Promise reviewsSeverus finds an unpleasant surprise on his doorstep one night. HP/Death Eaters. Non-Con. Chan.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-6-10 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete27. A Twisted Harry » reviewsHarry pulls one on Severus and gets something he's wanted for awhile. It is also an alternate direction that my Breaking Forwards story could have gone in. Standalone. AU to an AU. Slash. Dub con. Language. Chan. HP&OPHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-11-10 - Published: 8-7-10 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete28. A Means of Survival » reviewsSemi-sequel to Amanuensis's "Other Chambers, Darker Secrets." Snape never hurt Harry or Ron in this AU. Shows what happens to the trio's lives after their world has been trashed. Ron/Blaise, adoption fic, child abuse, AU, non-con, evil!dumbledore, HP&CoSHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 208,817 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 6-6-10 - Published: 6-10-09 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete29. His Boy reviewsJust a short drabble about Severus's newly adopted son, Harry Potter. It can either be read as part of my story, "A Means of Survival," or it can be read on its own. I purposely made the style a bit ambiguous for that very reason. During HP & COS.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 12-3-09 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete
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