lastcrazyhorn
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since: 10-12-08, id: 1715129, Profile Updated: 05-02-13
country: USA
Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, and NCIS.

Hey. I'm 29 and I work at a daycare. I'm a recreation teacher and I work with ages 12 months thru Pre-K, Monday thru Friday. Someday, I also hope to publish a book. Or two. Eight? *shrugs*

I'm also on Twitter now, under the same name-- lastcrazyhorn. As if I could be under anything else. lol

Furthermore, all of my fics are also located at Archive of our Own (archiveofourown.org).

Your result for the sorting hat quiz:

SLYTHERIN!!!

You scored 72% Slytherin, 12% Ravenclaw, 28% Gryffindor, and 28% Hufflepuff!

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Summary: Creature!Harry has inherited Giant blood from somewhere in the family history. It manifests itself as he is growing up in the Dursley household and the muggles think he has Giantism (think Robert Wadlow, who at age 10 was already 6'6" and grew to be over 8 ft).

Time frame:

1st year (or more, but I want to see Diagon Alley)

Things to consider:
*Where is he sorted? I sort of see Giant!Harry as a Hufflepuff, but you don't have to. Just give me some reasoning for whatever you choose.
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Do people on the Alley mistake him as Hagrid's son?
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Doorways
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Beds - both at the Dursleys and Hogwarts (Do they pull out Hagrid's old bed?)
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Desks
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School supplies (Robes etc. Is there a shop that Hagrid shops at separate from everyone else on Diagon Alley?)
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Do brooms even come that large?
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Wand size?
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Does Harry keep growing? How big does he get? Probably only from one side of the family, so he'd grow like a half-giant (still big!).

Re: Snape -

I'd like to see him as an ally of some sort.


My most popular HP fics:

Freaks Aren't Allowed

Over 200,000 hits at the end of November '10! It's my most popular story, and also one that I had a great deal of fun when writing. :) And 300,000 hits at the beginning of February '11. Whoo! 400K in June '11. Muahahahha. 500K in December '11! 600K in June '12!

Breaking Forwards

I started writing this one during Nanowrimo '09, but didn't start publishing it until June '10. Only about 35K was salvageable from the original 60K that I managed during that particular November, but it was enough to get me started, and I finally finished in 2011! This story is a great deal darker than Freaks Aren't Allowed, but that doesn't mean that it's totally devoid of fluff or humor. It's just a bit more sparse on that end. I hit 400,000 hits at the beginning of January '12. :) 500K in August '12.

Unbuttoned

Harry doesn't know exactly what's happening, but something isn't right between him and Professor Lupin, and he's determined to find out why. Also Harry gets another familiar in this story, and I based the magical creature off of the Pygmy slowloris (this is a Youtube video and it is sooo cute).

This fic had over 200,000 hits as of January '12. And 300K in May '12.

Burnt

A disabled Harry goes to Hogwarts and gets sorted into Slytherin! I got tired of reading disabled Harry fics written by people who have no concept of what it's like to be disabled, so this is my attempt at it. I have Asperger's Syndrome and a few other related syndromes; so at the very least, I understand what's it like never to quite fit in. This fic had over 200,000 hits as of January '12. 300K in June '12.

Session Transcripts

Mentally impaired Harry and transgender Hermione are sorted into Slytherin. This story is told mostly through counselling session transcripts with various first years and their heads of houses. 100,000 hits at the beginning of February '12. 200K in August '12.

Also - His Boy has now been translated into Hungarian by Scale89. Check it out.


*My CM Series:

Now You See Me

Hotch is kidnapped and assaulted by a particularly sadistic UNSUB.

Now You Don't

Sequel to Now You See Me Hotch begins to recover from his ordeal with the help of his friend, David Rossi.

Watch Me Now

Sequel to Now You Don't Hotch/Rossi. Almost PWP.

Now I'm A Little Worried

Sequel to Watch Me Now. Gideon finds out about Hotch and Rossi's relationship, and he is not pleased.

Now THAT'S An Unexpected Request

Sequel to Now I'm A Little Worried. Reid asks Rossi and Hotch for some help . . . some sexual help. Threesome and smutty goodness abounds!


NCIS

Silent Misery

Non-con Gibbs/OC. In a bad situation, Gibbs offers himself in the place of Tony and suffers an unpleasant fate. Established Gibbs/Fornell. Reactions and results in second chapter.

* Aftermath -is the tag I've written for this

hidinginsight is also writing a full length recovery fic called Silent Misery - Repercussions and Recovery


1. Burnt » reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,717 - Reviews: 1463 - Updated: 5-11-13 - Published: 3-29-11 - Harry P. & Severus S.
2. Silent Misery » reviews
Non-con Gibbs/OC. In a bad situation, Gibbs offers himself in the place of Tony and suffers an unpleasant fate. Established Gibbs/Fornell. Reactions and results in second chapter.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,908 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-28-13 - Published: 9-12-11 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & T.C. Fornell - Complete
3. Aftermath reviews
A short tag to my fic, Silent Misery. Slash.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-28-13 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & T.C. Fornell - Complete
4. A Ghostly Boy reviews
Severus rescues Harry from the Dursleys, but it is too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 4-15-13 - Harry P. & Severus S.
5. Happy Birthday Professor Snape! reviews
Snape meets a number of my Harry's when they throw him a surprise birthday party one night. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 2-18-13 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete
6. Session Transcripts » reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,433 - Reviews: 1581 - Updated: 1-28-13 - Published: 10-30-11 - Severus S. & Harry P.
7. Unbuttoned » reviews
Harry doesn't know exactly what's happening, but something isn't right between him and Professor Lupin, and he's determined to find out why. Will Snape be able to help? Abuse, implied non-con, AU, HP&PA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,044 - Reviews: 1227 - Updated: 12-30-12 - Published: 1-16-11 - Harry P. & Severus S.
8. I'm Sorry! reviews
Little Harry was rescued from the Dursleys by his Daddy, but not all of their lessons are easily forgotten. Entry in the P&S 2012 Prompt Fest. Prompts: It slipped from his grasp and shattered, Fight or flight. Is also a child fic, w/ adoption & self harm
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 5-12-12 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete
9. Not For Everyone reviews
Post-war. Harry and Severus are in a relationship, but Harry's not so sure about this whole anal sex thing. One-shot. Not particularly graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-15-12 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete
10. Daddy? reviews
Little Harry has a bad dream. Severus makes things better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 2-11-12 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
11. Not A Freak » reviews
Okay, you've convinced me. Sequel to Freaks Aren't Allowed. This is a series of one shots designed to fill in some of the blanks between Harry's first year with Snape and his first year at Hogwarts. Childfic. Fluff. NOT Abandoned. Just infrequent updates
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 414 - Updated: 12-13-11 - Published: 11-30-10 - Harry P. & Severus S.
12. A Force of Nature » reviews
Spencer wants. Hotch doesn't give so much as he just doesn't say no. I suppose it's technically dub-con . . . technically. Take as you will.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-3-11 - Published: 11-12-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & S. Reid - Complete
13. Pushed To His Limit reviews
He enjoyed being pushed to his limits, since there were so very few that would do that, let alone could. Alaska. Slashy smutty goodness. Hotch/Morgan
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-21-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & D. Morgan - Complete
14. Choices reviews
Unsub kidnaps Hotch and Reid. They have to have sex to get out of there in one piece. Non-Con Bottom!Hotch
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-11-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & S. Reid - Complete
15. Now THAT'S an Unexpected Request » reviews
The fifth installment of lastcrazyhorn's "Now" series. As a 29 year old virgin, Spencer Reid has more than a few things he wants to try out in the bedroom. But who will he trust to have that first experience with?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-21-11 - Published: 6-17-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & D. Rossi - Complete
16. What He Wants » reviews
When a serial rapist attacks a naval petty officer, the BAU suddenly finds themselves sharing their case with a team from the NCIS. Three shot. Almost PWP. Slash. All the good stuff. Gibbs/Hotch
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 4-29-11 - Published: 4-27-11 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
17. Breaking Forwards » reviews
HP&OP. The professors no longer can scare Harry with talk of lost points, detentions or Quidditch suspensions. He's been beaten down for far too long, and he finally has reached his limit. Severus mentors, maybe guardian. Abuse, non-con, AU, evil!Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,004 - Reviews: 832 - Updated: 4-23-11 - Published: 6-28-10 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
18. My Blood reviews
A detention under Snape goes badly for Harry. Yet another direction my Breaking Forwards story could have gone. However, that story doesn't need to be read to understand this one. Standalone. AU to an AU. Violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-9-11 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
19. Who's With Reid? » reviews
So, WHO ended up rooming with Reid while they were in Alaska? Here are eight different scenarios of possible answers. Every Reid pairing, just because I wanted to see if I could do it. Re/H, Re/Ro, Re/P, Re/JJ, Re/Ga, Re/M, Re/Gi, Re/Elle, Threesome DP
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,184 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 1-15-11 - Published: 11-25-10 - S. Reid - Complete
20. Now I'm A Little Worried reviews
4th in my "Now You See Me" series. Gideon finds out about the relationship between Rossi and Hotch, and he is not pleased. No smut. Rated T for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-31-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & D. Rossi - Complete
21. Think of Me reviews
Foyet attacked Hotch in his apartment. Here's what they didn't show on TV. Non-con.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-9-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & G. Foyet - Complete
22. Freaks Aren't Allowed » reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 929 - Updated: 11-30-10 - Published: 6-22-10 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
23. Now You Don't » reviews
Sequel to "Now You See Me" story, in which Hotch gets kidnapped and sexually abused by an unsub. This is the recovery story of what happens after being saved. Possibility for light slash in the future.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,983 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 11-23-10 - Published: 11-11-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & D. Rossi - Complete
24. Watch Me Now reviews
Hotch has finally recovered from being assaulted by an unsub. To prove this, he and Rossi get it on. 3rd in a series, but not absolutely necessary to have read previous two. Oh, and it's smut. Almost PWP, but not. H/Ro
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-22-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & D. Rossi - Complete
25. Now You See Me » reviews
Hotch is kidnapped and tortured by a mysterious unsub. Will his team find him in time? Or will he have to get himself out? Non-con.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,083 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 11-12-10 - Published: 9-13-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
26. Whispers of Promise reviews
Severus finds an unpleasant surprise on his doorstep one night. HP/Death Eaters. Non-Con. Chan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-6-10 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
27. A Twisted Harry » reviews
Harry pulls one on Severus and gets something he's wanted for awhile. It is also an alternate direction that my Breaking Forwards story could have gone in. Standalone. AU to an AU. Slash. Dub con. Language. Chan. HP&OP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-11-10 - Published: 8-7-10 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
28. A Means of Survival » reviews
Semi-sequel to Amanuensis's "Other Chambers, Darker Secrets." Snape never hurt Harry or Ron in this AU. Shows what happens to the trio's lives after their world has been trashed. Ron/Blaise, adoption fic, child abuse, AU, non-con, evil!dumbledore, HP&CoS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 208,817 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 6-6-10 - Published: 6-10-09 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
29. His Boy reviews
Just a short drabble about Severus's newly adopted son, Harry Potter. It can either be read as part of my story, "A Means of Survival," or it can be read on its own. I purposely made the style a bit ambiguous for that very reason. During HP & COS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 12-3-09 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete
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