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Author has written 20 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. Age: 18 NickName: Colie (Pronounced Coaly) Favorite quotes: "Life is never easy for those who dream." -Robert James Waller "We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." Hobbies: Dance, singing, writing, reading, composing, acting, and choreographing. PLEASE VISIT MY WEBSITE IF YOU WANT TO SEE PICTURES FOR ALL MY STORIES! Plus, I also have a couple of my stories on my LiteratureNow! page that are not Fanfiction stories. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! My bad! Things that get on my last nerve. 1). People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2). People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3). When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4). When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've found it? 5). When people say, while watching a film, 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 7 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6). People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7). When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, it couldn't be new. 8). When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9). When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here? I don't think so. 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Melanie 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Melizzle (-_-) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Silver Wolf (Well thats interesting) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Nicole Commonwealth (just no.) 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Stomeman (Wat. the. f.) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Navy Lemon Splash 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eocaonn 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Marie 9: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Holly (Now that is awesome) --YOU ARE-- Name: surfgirl1 (Nope, no real name for you.) Single or taken: Single Gender: Female Sign: Sagittarius --APPEARANCE-- Hair colour: Dark blonde Eye colour: Blue/green Height: 5’5” --WHAT ABOUT-- Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: Pyramid Collection What kind of shampoo do you use?: TreSemme What are you listening to right now: Time (Queensway Remix)by Chase and Status Who is the last person that called you?: My mom? How many buddies are online right now?: Zip --FAVORITES-- Food: Dessert Girls names: Evelyn, Naida,Talise Boy’s names: Tristan, Julian, Trent Subjects in school: English, History, Choir, Theatre Animals: Wolves --WHAT-- Music: Beautiful music. Smell: The ocean, jasmine, the air after it rains… Desktop picture: usually black and white scenery CD in player: It is a CD that plays instrumental zen music with rain in the background. DVD in player: Underworld --LAST PERSON-- You touched: My best friend You hugged: My best friend You IMed: I don’t IM You yelled at: My tv? It’s a person, right? You kissed: My now ex boyfriend? Awkward… --ARE YOU-- Understanding: I’m a good ear, but I don’t put up with people doing nothing besides complaining Open-minded: Very. Arrogant: About some things, yeah. Usually in the face of idiocy. Insecure: A little bit. Random/Crazy: Definitely at some times, usually when everyone else is nto being random. When everyone else is being weird, I’m the mature one. Hungry: Not at the moment… Smart: I have been told I am, so sure. Moody: Not in the obvious way, but yes. Hard working: It depends on what I’m working on Organized: In my thoughts, yes. In my room, not so much. But its like organized chaos, where the only person who can find anything is me. Healthy: Mostly. Shy: I’m quiet, but that’s only because I’m listening. I’m not shy in the traditional sense. Difficult: I can be pretty stubborn, if that is what that means. Bored easily: Not easily, but it happens Obsessed: With all things magic and supernatural Angry: At people who are naïve, oblivious, or just plain dense. Sad: Yep. Happy: Around my best friend and my “sisters.” Hyper: When there is upbeat music playing, Trusting: There is only one person in the world I trust completely, but I trust a small number of people with various things. --RANDOM-- In the morning I: Lie on the floor of my bathroom for ten minutes, trying to wake myself up. Love is: Beautiful, terrible, and not always enough. I dream about: Escaping What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: Eyes --WHICH IS BETTER-- Coke or Pepsi: Neither. Cream Soda or Sprite, only. Flowers or candy: Too cliché, although I’ll take the sugar over the plants. Tall or short: Goldilocks. Can’t be my height or shorter, can’t be a freaking giant. --WHO-- Makes you laugh the most: My best friend Makes you smile: My best friend Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Lets not answer that one. --DO YOU EVER-- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Used to Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: It’d mean less drama, and the majority of my female peers piss me off, but the grass is always greener on the other side Wish you were younger: I sometimes long for the innocence of childhood, but I appreciate more in life now. Cry because someone said something to you?: Used to --NUMBER-- Of times I've had my heart broken: Once Of hearts I have broken: Three Of guys I've kissed: One Of girls I've kissed: One Of CD's I own: If I try and count those it will take months. Of scars on my body: Three | |||||||||
1. Battle Cry Trilogy Book One: Return of the Chosen » reviewsEdward was gone. Bella had nothing left to stay for in Forks, so she returned to her true life in England. As a young witch, her life is more complicated than most girls'. Not to mention she is one of the Chosen Ones. Important info inside. AU Xover.Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,749 - Reviews: 156 - Updated: 9-20-12 - Published: 2-18-10 - Harry P. & Bella2. The Unspoken reviewsPoemTwilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-12-11 - Complete3. What Comes With The Wind » reviewsThe Hale twins and Dr.Cullen's son hang out all the time, but they all want something more; to fall in love. Then the Swan family moves to town. What happens when you add skateboarding, baseball, boys, and high school drama? High school, baby!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,917 - Reviews: 201 - Updated: 4-25-11 - Published: 1-6-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete4. Goddess of the Night » reviewsThe wolves didn't stop Laurent in time, so Bella was changed. Now she is the Volturi's greatest enemy, and a completely different person.Izzy has to deal with a lot of things already, so what happens when the Cullens find out what happened to their human?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,132 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 1-18-11 - Published: 5-25-09 - Bella - Complete5. The Hunt » reviewsThe wonderful smell of fear mixed with blood filled my nostrils. I grinned, my red eyes flashing. "Time to hunt," I mused to myself.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-10-09 - Published: 12-9-09 - Victoria & Marcus6. Goodbye and Good Riddance reviewsThis is a song-fic for Goodbye by Kristinia DeBarge. Rosalie is doen with this. Al Human. Enjoy! Read and Review!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-24-09 - Rosalie & Emmett - Complete7. Flow On reviewsOnce again, another poem. Only this one is more obivously to do with Twilight than my others.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-10-09 - Complete8. As If Life Wasn't Complicated Enough » reviewsEverything was a mess. How could what had been a dream come true have turned into a complete disaster in one day? I don't know what will happen, but welcome to my life. It's complicated. Sequel to What Comes With the Wind. Read that one first.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,935 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 4-13-09 - Bella & Jasper - Complete9. Reality reviewsThis took all of about five seconds, so sorry if its short and boring.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-9-09 - Complete10. Love reviewsThis is another poem I wrote.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-9-09 - Complete11. Cold reviewsThis is a poem I wrote. I hope you guys read and review it, I want to know if I should continue writing poems for fanfiction or not.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-9-09 - Complete12. Krwlng reviewsI came up with this while listening to Krwlng by Linkin Park on repeat. Its just a one-shot, not exactly clear unless you listen to the song. Then again, maybe it is.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete13. My Very Own Singer » reviewsEdward hears someone singing in the forest. Will he get there in time, or will someone else beat him to it? And what will Edward do when its up to him to save her? My first fanfic, so go easy on me and still write lots of reviews. Summary sucks.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,558 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 7-13-09 - Published: 12-21-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete14. Temptation to Return reviewsSong-fic to the song THe Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance. Takes place way after halfway through Eclipse.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-15-09 - Bella - Complete15. Last Night reviewsJust a little fluff I came up with. Takes place the night before Bella's graduation, if the Victoria situation wasn't happening.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-15-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete16. A Lifetime » reviewsA one-shot I came up with while I was bored, and I am warning you it is sad. Bella/Edward.It is a bit similar to Romeo and Juliet, only in a few places. Warning: Character Death.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 3-8-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete17. No Going Back » reviewsOne-shot. Life after Twilight not the Saga, just Twilight. Very short. Warning: Contains themes of suicide, cutting, drinking, drugs, and other extremely morbid themes. Read it otherwise though! Kinda different from the rest of my warned.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 2-27-09 - Bella & Jasper - Complete18. Words We Must Seek » reviewsThe let down of being the most powerful creature ever was that you get lonely. Everyone was too scared of you to get to know you. What the future holds for me didn't concern anyone. No one would even know if you perished. No one would care.ON HOLD!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,749 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-5-09 - Published: 1-10-0919. What Else? » reviewsWhile the Cullen family are away hunting, Bella is home alone and bored. Includes, dancing, singing, karaoke, and a Talent Show! Little one-shot I came up with because I was bored. Please read!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 3-1-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete20. Relieve the Pain reviewsJasper meets a mysterious human, who changes his perspective on many things. However, when danger threatens, what will he do to save Amber? What will occur during the process? Jasper/OC. Details inside. Warning: Abuse and Self Injury.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-23-09 - Jasper - Complete