nobody mess wit BrittnayHarmon13.

yea... so i changes my Penname a few times... DEAL WIT IT! lol luv u all! =D

HOLY SHIT, DUDE!! Last night I had the weirdest dream!! o.O

ok sooo here's wat happened!!

I was my Akatsuki character, Jess, and i was sitting on the couch in the Akatsuki base. ALL OF A SUDDEN! Tobi SPRINTS past me with my sweet Dei-Kun chasing him, then im all like 'OHMYJASHIN! DEIDARA-KUN~~!' and i glomp Deidara, making him fall ontop of me. THEN. Hidan walks in and sees Deidara and is like 'OHMYJASHIN, RAPIST!!' then proceedes to throw Deidara on the couch and help me up. OF COURSE, thx 2 Hidan, Sasori walks in and is lik, 'who raped who, what now, HUH?' he was really confuzzzzzzzed... then Tobi FALLS FROM THE SKY...ontop of Hidan, who starts screaming that Tobi's is a rapist...CAUSING PEIN TO WALK IN. im all lik 'HOLY SHIT, DUDE, LEADER-SAMA!' who i proceed 2 glomp, but fail horribly, instead, i glomp Zetsu, who was right behind Pein. he starts screaming about 'space bubbles' and i just stare at him lik 'dude, wtf?' then i get up, fall, on Deidara, and start laughin lik a maniac, this causes every1 2 shut up, walk in2 the room-if they werent already there- and stare at me. then Konan pokes me and i fall... of course, Itachi ACCIDENLY steps on me... stupid blind weasel XD. I glomp Deidara, then wake up! =D

How fucked up iz dat?!

The first FanFic that made me cry: My Secret Sesshomaru. By: HFaith. You made me cry, made me wonder why, and have shown me that no matter what, I can always show some emotion. I now understand that life is really a battle, a struggle- even if it takes place in a place with InuYasha and friends- and we can't survive every battle we fight. That sacrificing your life for the sake of others is always an option, no matter how painful. Thank you, I can't ever read My Secret Sesshomaru without shedding a tear. Life is hard, but if we focus on the little things, we can make it through. Once again, HFaith, I thank you.

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1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

everyone other then Sas-gay!! hehe, Un.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

SasXSaku, NaruXSaku, NaruXHina, HinaXShino, HinaXKiba, ShikaXTem, GaaraXSaku, SakuXAkatsuki, NejiXTen, LeeXTen, and many more.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

NOPE.but i do have a few shirt-less Dei picz =P

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Kakuzu, my house, once. Deidara, everywhere, EVERYDAY. Itachi, my house, once. Anko, my house, twice.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

22 diff Naruto headbands, Manga, posters, stickers, and a few other things.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Deidara!! Neji agreed it was my destiny to be with him =P

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuSaku

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

Team Gai! ~WOOT~ YOUTH!

10. Do you support the obito theory?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!! Tobi is Madara Uchiha!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

The Manga said so, so yeah.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Deidara! UN!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

ANI-SASUKE!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Yosh!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Maybe...

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Fucking Believe It.

17. Sub or dub?

DUB!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro-Sakura!!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Both!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Tobi is Madara... Wait, Tobi is Tobi, isnt that a little obvious?

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Neither, he's a Mighty Stupid Looking Guy XD ~woot~ Kisame lolz

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Hmm... good question... ZETSU!

23.Rock Lee=Weird or Awesome?

YOUTHFUL!

24. Which character would be best OOC?

hehe, Pein... 3 words: Rabid. Yoai. Fangirl.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

-.-=" yesh

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

NU DUH.

27. Do you like lemons?

SOME.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

only my favs XD

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
HEHE, MOO! STUCK IN A WONDERBALL FOR 2 WEEKS!? my freind... Mr. Poofy Pajama Pants! CANT TOUTH DIS! Im gay! Good for you! XD luv Naruto Abridged!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. yeah.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
yepz

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
YOSH.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?

Not WTF but 'what'... and i was drawing Dei-Kun

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Massively.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
Hehe... maybe

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Yeah, just 2 c why Kakashi reads it =P

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Madara and Pein r the Akatsuki leaders =vT.Tv=

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?
lotz

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

STILL!? HES NEVER FUCKING SEXY!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

like... forty XD

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
i dont think, i KNOW

How to prove you're an Akatsuki fan!

1. You say everyday that you think Pein's hot, and now everyone thinks you're emo

2. You want to get a pet weasel just so you can name it Itachi

3. You think that we could use some more Jashin in this world

4. You think that puppets were the coolest thing since sliced bread

5. You add 'un' to the end of your sentances just cause

6. You find snakes sexy

7. You find that money is more important then anything else

8. You think that they should cut all the trees down to make more paper

9. You try to see Shamu every day

10. You think Venus-Fly-Traps pwn all