Hi Everyone!

My name's Emily. (a.k.a. Wilson, Rosalie, Birdy, E-MAT, Slapshot Garbo, and Gertrude Garbo.) My friends went crazy with the nicknames.

Anyway, I'm a COMPLETE dork. I love Harry Potter. I've watched all the movies that have come out and I have written alot of Harry Potter based fics. I want to be a doctor. I am obsessed with House MD. That's where my nickname 'Wilson' came from. I'm sort of a doormat because I'll bend over backwards to make other people happy. But I can flip out and start yelling at people to. LOL! I am a complete drama freak. I've been in 5 plays so far. Three actual plays and two school plays. I like to sing even though I don't think I'm good. And I love my family. They're the coolest. I am a paranormal freak. I hunt ghosts on the weekends with friends and family. And one more thing. I LOVE CHEESE!

Please go and visit my joint account with Jenn. She is the Hydie to my Gertrude. The House to my Wilson. The J-MO to my E-MAT. The Shawn to my Gus. lol, here's the link: www.fanfiction.net/~bubblesnslapshot

To see pictures from Humanity and Immortality click here!:Visit My Website

Too Young:
http://www.christmas-lights-trees-etc.com/Upload/Pictures/artificial-christmas-trees.jpg - Weasley Christmas Tree

http://www.thefrankpetersshow.com/images/Subjects/baby-girl-peters.jpg - Ginny and Draco's Daughter (you'll have to paste that into your browser. sorry.)

Alphabet Challenge! lol, yeah, you read that right. I wanted to start a challenge (for myself) where you guys can ask me for fics. I'm bored and have an almost non-existant life this summer (outside of work.) Here are the prompts:

A - Amusement
B - Betrayal
C - Communication
D - Death
E - End
F - Friends
G - Guilt
H - Hate
I - Imagination
J - Jokes
K - Kill
L - Love
M - Marriage
N - Notice
O - Open
P - Powerful
Q - Quiet
R - Reluctance
S - Squirrel
T - Time
U - Unique
V - Valentine
W - Wish
X - Xylaphone
Y - Yearn
Z - Zoo

Must Haves -

MUST INCLUDE YOUR PENNAME IN YOUR REQUEST! NO ANONYMOUS (sorry)

1) Prompt you would like (if it's taken you can't have it and if I'm in the middle of writing for that prompt, I will PM you back and tell you)
2) Characters from the lists below (if I don't have your pairing, just ask me if I'll write it)
3) If you want smut, fluff, angst, love, death, etc.
4) Any other details you want added in

No OC's, crack fics', and I'm sure I'm forgetting something but if I won't write it I will politely tell you over PM.

Harry Potter Characters:
Arthur/Molly
Narcissa/Lucius
Draco/Ginny
Harry/Ginny
Fred/Angelina
George/Katie
Ron/Hermione
Neville/Luna
Neville/Ginny
Snape/Ginny
Sirius/Ginny
Remus/Sirius
Sirius/James
James/Lily
Remus/Tonks
Tonks/Charlie
Percy/Penelope

House MD Pairings:
House/Cuddy
House/Cameron
Cameron/Chase
Foreman/13
Kutner/13
House/Wilson
Wilson/Amber

Twilight Pairings:
Edward/Bella
Rosalie/Emmett
Alice/Jasper
Carlisle/Esme
Jacob/Renesmee (nessy)
Leah/Jacob
Emily/Sam

Paranormal State:
Ryan/Katrina
Chip/Sergey
Ryan/Sergey
Sergey/Elfie
Sergey/Heather
Heather/Jack
Elfie/Chad

Psych:
Juliet/Gus
Juliet/Shawn
Shawn/Gus (friendship ONLY)

Ghost Hunter:
Jason/Grant
Grant/Steve
Kris/Steve
Amy/Dave
Grant/Reanna
Jason/Kristen (hawes, not gartland)

Ghost Hunters International:
Robb/Angela
Barry/Brandi
Brian/Dustin

Destination Truth:
Josh/Araceli
Araceli/Brad
Casey/Ryder
Casey/Jarod (medic)
Josh/Jarod
Josh/Casey
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Favorite Quotes:

House MD:

Dr. Cameron: That's not necessarily bad news.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Do you ever watch "Gilligan's Island" reruns and really, really think they're going to get off the island this time?

Dr. Gregory House: The Cripple Boys. We should start a band.

Harry Potter:

Hermione: Neville, I'm really, really sorry about this.
raises her wand
Hermione: Petrificus Totalus!
Neville's arms snap to his sides, and he drops to the floor, frozen stiff as a board
Ron: You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant... but scary.

Draco Malfoy: to Harry, disguised as Goyle Why are you wearing glasses?
Goyle: Oh, uh... reading.
Draco Malfoy: Reading? I didn't know you could read.

Harry: Now what?
Hermione: We save Sirius.
Harry: How?
Hermione: No idea.

Neville: Oh my god! I've killed Harry Potter!

Luna Lovegood: regarding Hogwarts's Food I hope they have pudding.

(all quotes come from IMDb)

Favorite TV Shows:
Ghost Hunters
Ghost Hunters International
Ghost Adventures
Paranormal State
Destination Truth
Jon and Kate plus 8
17 kids and counting
Miami Ink
Taboo
Any Comedy Central Stand-Up
Say Yes To The Dress
Amazing Wedding Cakes
Bridezillas
The Locator
John Edward Cross Country
Psych
Monk
House MD
Law and Order SVU
Star Trek Voyager
(jeez, I watch alot of TV! LOL!)

Favorite Songs/Singers:
Almost Everything Country
Flyleaf
Pink
Kelly Clarkson
Avril Lavigne

Favorite Movies:
Cries in the Dark
Twilight
Mom at Sixteen
To Young To Be A Dad
Everything Harry Potter
and Pretty Much Anything Scary

Favorite Books:
TWILIGHT!
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking dawn
Harry Potter Series
Graves End
House of Spirits and Whispers
Spooky Spectres
Beyond The Grave
Coast to Coast Ghost

Favorite Actor/Actress:
Robert Sean Leonard
Charlize Theron

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Colt-Man, 24kt White Gold, Sk8er toon girl, petegerardamy, vlasadiusdraculasbride312,GhostGirlMD

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at others

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Emiizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Dolphin

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Aleta Lakewood

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): MATEMEWS

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Lemonade

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): MTIATMN

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynn

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Lupay

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
xYou love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink
xGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
xIt takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
xYou like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 20

I found this on Wiccan98's Profile:

Here is a poem that gets to me. Please read.

I am three,

my eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

what else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else i'm locked up

All day long.

When i'm awake i'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlies bar

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says it's my fault

He suffers at work

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"Im sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into an unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me to the soul,

And if you read this

and don't pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be affected

By this Poem

And because U R affected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

is pass this on!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that ROCKS (and rocks hard with pride), put this in your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Do not stand at my grave and weep,

I am not there, I do not sleep.

I am a thousand winds that blow.

I am the diamond glint on snow.

I am the sun on ripened grain.

I am the soothing gentle rain.

When you wake in morning hush,

I am the swift uplifting rush

Of quiet birds in circled flight.

I am the stars that shine at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry.

I am not there. I did not die.

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all. (No way! Ick!)
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish
I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling
I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt

STUPID TEST
Copy and paste this into a new email, then fill this test out by
putting an 'x' in the boxes next to the things you have done. If not, then leave it blank.
x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

x You've run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
X You have run into a tree/bush._
x You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
x You have tried to lick your elbow_
x You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune._
x You just tried to sing them.
xYou have tripped on your shoelace and fallen._

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it._
XYou've never seen the Matrix._

You type only with two fingers.
You have accidentally caught something on fire

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

x You have caught yourself drooling._
You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or _snore.
X Sometimes you just stop thinking._
X You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about._

x People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
xYou are often told to use your 'inside voice'._
x You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't _realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

x You forward forwards because you are scared that what they say _will happen to you if you don 't ._
x You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you._
X You tilt your head when you're confused._
X You have fallen out of your chair before.

x When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture _of the ceiling._
x The word 'um' is used many times a day

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

This is for the people who are homophobic. Get over it!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
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