Heyaz everybody!!

i am a crazy, english person who has nothing better to do with her time than go on the internet.

i know lame right?

MINE AND SADIA'S LAUGH OUT LOUD PHRASES!

LOLZ!!

Lol Beef!

L-o-L!

so anyhooz about me;

Name: Sophie (means i am WISE! check it up!)

Age: a healthy 15 (exams comin up! EEEEKK!!)

Country: ENGLAND! (betcha didn't see tht comin huh? huh? what? you did! damn)

MA BESTEST EVA BUDDIES! (in no particular order)

1. Karla - coolest gal on earth luv ya!

2. Sadia - my crazy twilight co-fan luv ya! Hey Sadia, Lol beef!!

3. Faiza - my best listener, my rock, most kindest, generousest gal in tha whole wide world! luv ya!

4. Jess - my partner in music and without whom i may never have discovered the twilight series (NOO) luv ya!

5. Sarah - my first new friend at big school luv ya!

6. Rumsha - cleverest person eva! luv ya!

7. Kavita - without you i would never know what's going on in soaps i don't, never have and never will watch lol luv ya!

8. Javeria - aww weve had some good times like quality streets with the wrappers on lol luv ya!

9. Hana - my fave person to clothes shop with luv ya!

10. Laura - my...hmm...my...umm yeah i can't think of anything

hehe just kidding! my hockey bunny! (whoops i mean buddy! lolz)

STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVA DONE!

At my school we have doors leading outside that have glass in them. Well you know how those doors are! Reflective! So i was walking up to one when i saw someone coming down the corridor towards the door. I stopped to let them through. They did the same. We smiled at each other and took a step forward. We stopped again. I gestered to show that she should come through first. So did she.

This was when i realised it was my reflection.

Idiotic or what? my friends laughed at me for ages when i told them.

STUPIDEST THING JAVERIA'S EVER DONE!

Where to start? She did eat a quality street chocolate without realising the wrapper was on. Sly man. LOLZ!!

STUPIDEST THING SADIA'S EVER SAID!

"What comes after 4?"

"What's 1+1? Oh, yeah 3, NO 2!"

"Are Jellyfish made out of Jelly?"

"I want to be a pope"

No Kidding she actually said that!

BEST MOVIE QUOTES!

"The name's Bond. James Bond" James Bond

"Hannah: I feel a bit guilty about this
Jo: Oh well don't they'll get time off when we go on
Hannah: I just meant that they're getting paid in Boomarangs" S Club - Seeing Double

THIS IS SO FRIKKIN CUTE!!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Write 12 of your fave Twilight characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1. Alice Cullen (because she’s alice, DUH!)
2. Angela Weber (coz she’s just awesome!)
3. Carlisle Cullen (coz you could break your arm and wouldn’t care if he was stitching you up)
4. Jasper Hale (Jackson Rathbone –sigh-)
5. Laurent the Vampire (coz I think he’s funny when he’s warning the cullens about james)
6. Seth Clearwater (I luv him he’s so cute!)
7. Esme Cullen (shes so kind and loving)
8. Charlie Swan (coz its funny watching him squirm when he’s giving bella The Talk lol)
9. Ben Cheney (coz he likes ninjas)
10. Emmett Cullen (coz he’s flippin’ hilarious!)
11. Nessie Cullen (coz she caused bella PAIN! Im kidding shes a cool kid)
12.Edward Cullen (omg so HOT)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Seth/Nessie – hmm, no that would be so cool though! Im gonna go find one!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? ARE YOU KIDDING ME! JASPER HALE! PLAYED BY JACKSON RATHBONE IN THE MOVIE! OMG HE IS THE SUN + A VOLCANO + EDWARD MASEN HOT! Please note I said Edward Masen not Edward Cullen. No one can compare to him.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? :o --... -- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMIGOD! OMIFREAKINGGOD! THAT HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE! EDWARD GETTING CHARLIE PREGNANT! LOLZ! Ok, breathe, answer question. Um, I think Bella would be pissed, Charlie would quit his job and go live on mars and Edward would spend the rest of his existence in hiding from Emmett because he would be teased mercilessly for the rest of his existence-after the shock of course. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? No, aw I want one!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Hmm, I think so because Angela’s understanding and kind and so’s Seth but they both have a sense of humor. I think that Angela would be better with Ben though. NO ANGELA, DON’T LEAVE HIM!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Laurent/Ben or Laurent/Emmett :( um, awkward, im gonna have to say Laurent/Emmett because they are both vampires and i love ben too much to be killed by the Volturi. (as a friend like way, perv)

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? Wow, this quiz is weird. If Esme walked in on Angela and Edward in an awkward situation. I dunno, depends what type of awkward. If it was sexual then I think she would just be like, omg, and walk out again. If it was some other kind, like Edward was asking Angela an awkward question or vice versa, then I think she would smile kindly, walk out, tell Carlisle, who would tell someone else, who would tell someone else and it would get to Emmett who would make Edward’s existence a misery. Lol I like when Emmett makes fun of Edward if you havn’t noticed.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Carlisle/Emmett umm, ok. Emmett visits Carlisle at the hospital. What happens? Well, its Emmett, what do you think? That ok? I was thinking, like, Emmett going, what does that do? What’s that? And then Carlisle gets annoyed and tells him to eat hospital food, which Emmett goes and does and then throws up over the specialist surgeon they had to call in for a big operation. Wow, I really suck at summaries.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Hmm, Alice/Charlie fluff. I think so but not romantic. Or is that what fluff is? I dunno, I think so

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Esme/Edward well, Esme would be the one comforting Edward, maybe... Hugs always help?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? OOOOOOOHHH!! Jasper/Alice!! Well, a normal one because they are meant to be together until Jasper finally realizes he’s supposed to be in love with me! MWAH-HA-HA!! sees Alice outside her window staring at her evilly Um, delete, delete, delete.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? I guess. If it’s good then... wait... I have a friends list?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Again, I have a friends list?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Angela/Jasper/Laurent umm, probably not because I don’t think Laurent ever met Angela

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Oh god, bad mental images. What might Emmett scream at a moment of passion. Um, maybe, “AH I’M ON FIRE!” or “CHOCOLATE CHIP GRIZZLY BLOOD!”

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Ooo, this is gonna be fun, about Charlie, I would choose I dunno ooo! Wait I know! Colourblind by Darius! Because Renée left him and he still loves her and misses her. Everyone go aww! aww!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Alice/Seth/Edward. Werewolves and Vampires mix. WARNING! Could mentally damage some readers. Except for me because I am already mentally damaged.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Emmett on Angela, hmm. “I’m immortal, come to my place and we can make fun of my brother’s and play video games” ok that sucks. Um,

“You’re so serious all the time. Are you afraid to show your smile because it will make you even more beautiful than you already are?” Do you like it? I made it up!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!