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since: 10-13-08, id: 1715936, Profile Updated: 11-19-09
country: United States
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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and House of Night.

"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants."

RIP, Stephenie, AKA Daddy's Little Cannibal. You will be missed.

Space of silence.

CANNON LOVE!

Twilight: Emmmalie. Oh , I just died in your arms tonight, tt must've been something you said. I just died in your arms tonight, oo I, I just died in your arms tonight. It must've been some kind of kiss...

Alcob. Baby, it's fact, our love is true. The way black is black and blue is just blue. My love is true, it's a matter of fact, oh, and you love me too, it's as simple as that.

Jazzlice. I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images, and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned.

Harry Potter: Your's is the first face that I saw, I think I was blind before I met you. Now I don’t know where I am, I don’t know where I’ve been, but I know where I want to go.

Shiver: Grace and Sam! :D Your brown hair on the bed, I wanted you to see; this is a song for a silent sleeping girl. She wants nothing but to wake and find you there.

Night World: Galen and Keller, FJSDKFJDSK. OTPALERT. This could be the end of everything, so why don't we go, somewhere only we know?

28:12 "But where can wisdom be found? Where does understanding dwell?"

LittleMissDorkface and I on RPattz, KStew and the Twilight movie.

ME:UGHHHH I HATE HIM -.- (RPattz)

LMD: ME TOO.
HE ALWAYS LOOKS/ACTS LIKE HE JUST ROLLED OUT OF BED WITH A SICK HANGOVER

ME: XDDDD

LMD: AND I HATE KRISTIN STEWART TOO. SHE LOOKS/ACTS LIKE SHE'S ON CRACK!

ME: JJ;FKHKLFDJ DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT TROLLOP.
"UUUUGH I'M SO FAMOUUUUS."

LMD:THEY FUCKED UP THE TWILIGHT MOVIES SO BAD.
THE BOOKS WERE BAD ENOUGH >. SHE CAN'T FUCKING ACT
HE LOOKS CONSTIPATED
THEY HAVE TO CHEMISTRY

URGHH IT NEEDS TO DIEEE >.

ME: EDWARD WAS ALL: GET AWAY FROM ME. NO STAY. NOOOO GET AWAY. LIKE EVEN MORE THAN HE WAS IN THE BOOKS.
BELLA WAS ALL: -bites lip- I... UMMM... I- I- I- I-...
>. And what the HELL was with the transition. I HATE YOU.
I HATE YOU TOO.
LET'S WALK INTO THE WOODS.
WORD.
...YOU'RE A VAMPIRE.
YESH. I ALSO SPARKLE. YOU LIKE? I DON'T.
OHH SHINY THINGS. WANT TO STARE AT EACH OTHER IN AWKWARD POSITIONS?
BUT OF COURSE.
ILU.
YOU= MY LIFE.

LMD: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
at least the books were readable!
the movie is just
CRINGECRINGECRINGE!

Reviews=Love. Reviewers=Life. If you are absolutely devoted to every one of your reviewers, even the flamers, copy and paste this onto your profile.

AAAAAAALL BYYYYYYY MYYYYYYYYSEEEEEEEEEEEFLF! If you love Emma Pillsbury, paste this onto your profile.

Music: Indie, metal, grunge, hippie, classical, classic rock, techno, dance, electronic, punk, 80’s, 90’s, oldies, showtunes, anything that fits under alternative, folk, gospel, hard rock, soft rock, trip-hop, old school, Nu-Metal, Soul, screamo, trance.

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1. Cullen AIM » reviews
It's been done a lot, but I wanted to give it a try. Flames welcome, I love a challenge. VERY OOC. Some bad language. Some other languages. It's just silly. :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 147 - Words: 79,086 - Reviews: 2459 - Updated: 11-16-09 - Published: 1-19-09
2. The Cullen Bunch reviews
A Brady Bunch remix; Twilight style.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-26-09
3. Jacob Black, Matchmaker to the Vampires » reviews
When all of the Cullen couples get into huge fights, wishing they'd never met each other, they all disappear with a 'Pop'. But where'd Nessie go? Jacob vanished too, and finds himself working fast to get the Cullen's back together. Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-11-09 - Published: 7-22-09 - Jacob
4. Jacob's Camera Phone reviews
One-shot. Lemons and cursing. That's all I'm going to say. And no, this isn't a creepy Jacob-Edward fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-10-09 - Edward
5. Heaven is a Halfpipe » reviews
Local skater Emmett McCarthy is just that; a skater. It’s his whole life. What will happen when he meets preppy ice queen, Rosalie Hale? Something that no one expected. AH, lemons, a bit OOC for some, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,768 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 8-6-09 - Published: 4-5-09 - Emmett & Rosalie
6. HoN AIM » reviews
The Nerd Herd's most private and stupidly hilarious internet conversations are finally exposed! The first ever House of Night AIM story! Takes place during Untamed. Hiatus
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 4-21-09
7. Breaking Boundaries » reviews
Alice and Jasper have been having relationship troubles. What happens when she becomes closer with Bella's friend, Jacob? What was that vision about? And what about Jasper? How will the families react? Based off of Whitedog1's fancomic, 'High Tide'.Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 3-22-09 - Alice & Jacob
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