"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy."

Space of silence.

HEY HEY YOU YOU CAN I GET A TAMPON?

NO WAY, NO WAY!

BUT I NEED A NEW ONE D:

28:12 "But where can wisdom be found? Where does understanding dwell?"

LittleMissDorkface and I on RPattz, KStew and the Twilight movie.

ME:UGHHHH I HATE HIM -.- (RPattz)

LMD: ME TOO.
HE ALWAYS LOOKS/ACTS LIKE HE JUST ROLLED OUT OF BED WITH A SICK HANGOVER

ME: XDDDD

LMD: AND I HATE KRISTIN STEWART TOO. SHE LOOKS/ACTS LIKE SHE'S ON CRACK!

ME: JJ;FKHKLFDJ DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT TROLLOP.
"UUUUGH I'M SO FAMOUUUUS."

LMD:THEY FUCKED UP THE TWILIGHT MOVIES SO BAD.
THE BOOKS WERE BAD ENOUGH >. SHE CAN'T FUCKING ACT
HE LOOKS CONSTIPATED
THEY HAVE TO CHEMISTRY

URGHH IT NEEDS TO DIEEE >.

Music: Indie, metal, grunge, hippie, classical, classic rock, techno, dance, electronic, punk, 80’s, 90’s, oldies, showtunes, anything that fits under alternative, folk, gospel, hard rock, soft rock, trip-hop, old school, Nu-Metal, Soul, screamo, trance.

1. Aro

2. Emmett

3. Marcus

4. Jacob

5. Embry

6. Seth

7. Quil

8. Leah

9. Rosalie

10. Emily

11. Billy

12. Carlisle

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

…UHH.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

YES. VERY. (Character, NOT Taylor.)

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Huh. Well, I ship Carlisle x Leah. I ship Carlisle x Every female character.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

There were some GREAT one-shots I read.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

BROMANCE!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

UGH NEITHER. EMBRY/LEAH IS MY SECOND LEAST FAVORITE SHIPPING. UGHHH

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Cry. He would cry.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

The Volturi have killed Sam in an epic battle. Armed with expert vampire hunting tools, newly made widow Emily Uley will face off with her late husband’s killers.

Not… bad…

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

-is deeply disturbed-

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

“The Doctor?”

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

NO D:

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

NO D:

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

FO SHO. THOSE THREE ARE MAAAAAD FUNNY OOC.

14)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

OWWWW MY FACE

15)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

Home (Better Off Alone) - TDG

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Intense silliness.

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Heyyy. You like face scratches?