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Author has written 23 stories for Oban Star-Racers, Protector of the Small Quartet, W.I.T.C.H., Labyrinth, Twilight, Avatar: Last Airbender, Lord of the Rings, Hellboy, Inuyasha, Kim Possible, Game of Thrones, Fullmetal Alchemist, Wicked, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Dollhouse, Naruto, and Once Upon a Time. FORMERLY vampire-twilight-freak Now on Tumblr. http://twilightlabyrinth.tumblr.com/ Fav books,In the Forest of the Night, shattered Mirror, Demon in My View, Cry of the Icemark, Marked, Avalon: Circules in the Stream, Land of Elyon, Chasing Yesterday, Shakespere's seceret, Uglies, The Midnighters, Daddy's Little Girl, Fav. Songs: Disturbia, In the End, Bleed It Out, Hands Held High, Sweet Sacrafice, Going Under, Shadow of the Day, Ohio is for Lovers, Baby's Black Ballon, Better than Me, Iris, Sympathy, Love Story, Dear Mister President, Paper cut, Numb, Faint, Given Up, By Myself, Girlfriend, Slipped away, Reflection, Should've Said No, Pictur to Burn, Fav. artists: Linkin Park, Evanescence, Within Temptation, PARAMORE, flyleaf, avril lavigne and taylor swift ( werid I know, so shut up) Fav. Movies: Labyrinth, Underworld, Dracula: Dead and Loving it, Dark Knight, Queen of the Damned Stella Awards It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards." For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico , where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head and say WTF. So keep your head scratcher handy. Here are the Stellas for the past year: SEVENTH PLACE * Kathleen Robertson of Austin , Texas , was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son. Start scratching! SIXTH PLACE * Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California , won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps. Scratch some more... FIFTH PLACE * Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish. Keep scratching .. There are more... Double hand scratching after this one... FOURTH PLACE * Jerry Williams, of Little Rock , Arkansas , garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun. Pick a new spot to scratch, you're getting a bald spot.. THIRD PLACE * Amber Carson of Lancaster , Pennsylvania , because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. Only two more so ease up on the scratching... SECOND PLACE* Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware , sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms.Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000 ... oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. OK. Here we go!! FIRST PLACE * This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City , Oklahoma , who purchased new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her -- are you sitting down? -- $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home. | |||||||
1. Eva Wei » reviewsAU Eva's mother died when she was five but her father didn't dump her at the Stern Boarding school. Instead he throws himself into work and building Wei Enterprises leaving Eva alone most of the time. She never goes to Oban or Alwas.Oban Star-Racers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-11-13 - Published: 7-31-11 - Molly/Eva W.2. Whispers of the Wolf » reviewsOn an adventure with the Ponds the Doctor discovers an old friend in bad shape. But what happened to her? Who put her in the asylum? And more importantly, what does she know about the Doctor's future? Rosex11 and AmyxRory. Set mainly before Rebel Flesh and The Almost People and then around A Good Man Goes to War.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-26-13 - Published: 4-15-13 - Rose T. & Amelia P./Amy3. The Wicked Witch of Storybrooke » reviewsA deal was made, a clean slate and the stolen items returned and all she had to do was agree to cross the border and take in the curse. So what happen when the curse is broken? When memories are returned but the items are still lost? Who is the strange woman with magic? Why does no one remember her? (Mix of the book and the Musical)Crossover - Wicked & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-6-13 - Published: 2-6-13 - Elphaba T.4. The Child You Have Stolen » reviewsSarah was 13 when she wished Toby away. A year after his defeat Jareth returns for Toby. Given the chance to get her brother back Sarah heads off to Hogwarts, warning this is not the fair ytale you thought you knew.Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-25-13 - Published: 12-4-11 - Sarah & Draco M.5. Her Scars » reviewsThe battle ended badly. Brought to Naruto's world in the body of a small child she was kept and tortured for years. Brought to Konoha for safety, just how deep do her scars run?Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,827 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 2-6-13 - Published: 7-29-126. Brothers reviewsAfter all their battles the Elric brothers finally got the philosopher's stone and regained their bodies but they received a new curse as well: immortality. Now Ed roams the world seeking solitude and trying to keep Al away. Al stands by the military aiding and advising, all the while searching for his elder brother. Set to Brothers as sung by Vic Mignogna.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-13 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete7. The World I Knew » reviewsNew Moon and Eclipse never happened. On Bella's eighteenth birthday the Volturri give Edward an ultimatum on Bella's fate. Edward refuses and what comes next changes Bella's world forever.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,763 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-19-13 - Published: 6-20-128. You Win or You Die reviewsSet in personal timeline, for the record. At 13 Arya escaped Westeros a month after her father's death and traveled to Braavos. 6 months later she travels to Qarth and meets with Daenerys Stormborn to broker a deal. The she-wolf plays her own game of thrones but the outcome is the same: you either win or you die. *NOT SLASH*Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-23-12 - Arya S. & Daenerys T.9. My MedeaThanks to a piano and a good teacher Sara finds herself a new person, a singer. Still she wonders if the events that took place when she was left alone one night really happened or if it was all a dream. Based on several songs by Vienna Teng.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Published: 8-8-12 - Jareth & Sarah10. Apprentice » reviewsBased on the Teen Titans episodes Apprentice part 1 and 2. After their first fight with Drakken and Shego Tick Tick tick Kim was taken and forced to train under Shego or else...well read to find out.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-8-1211. Agent Swan » reviewsBella is no longer the girl Edward left, n as an agent of the BPRD she's going back to Forks to face her past and an enemy that disappears as soon as its seen.Crossover - Hellboy & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-29-12 - Published: 4-15-1212. Doll the Vampire Slayer » reviewsBella and Charlie weren't real. The Cullens ignored the clues that something wasn't right. With the Cullens gone Bella, returns to Italy to face her past and the truth about who she was. no real pairings. Don't complain b/c of no BxE.Crossover - Twilight & Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-20-12 - Published: 6-17-1213. Lady of the Labyrinth reviewsBased on the song My Medea by Vienna Teng, one-shot. Because we all know Jareth was a sore loser. Character Death.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-11-12 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete14. N Virus » reviewsWe thought they were our friends, now humanity must fight to survive or submit to the ones responsible.Oban Star-Racers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-29-12 - Published: 8-15-11 - Molly/Eva W.15. When You Love Something » reviews5 months have passed since Sarah left. She lives alone attending her senior year of high school in search of what draws her back. Along the way she gets involved in a murder case but there's something odd about it. Sequel to "Set Me Free" Jareth x SarahLabyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,801 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-21-12 - Published: 11-23-11 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete16. Samsara reviewsThe cycle of death and rebirth, a curse upon one who failed her greatest quest. Now almost whole she must fight an old enemy with new allies and without anyone she ever loved or the memories of her past.Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-25-12 - Kagome H.17. The Earth Princess » reviewsAfter the Great Race Eva has an almost normal life. The Earth coalition has kept Oban a secret. Now a certain Prince is on Earth ready and willing to keep his promise. What happens when secrets are let loose and yet still somethings are left in the dark?Oban Star-Racers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,076 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 3-5-12 - Published: 7-27-10 - Molly/Eva W. & Prince Aikka18. Set Me Free » reviewsSarah gained more than maturity when she defeated the Labyrinth. Not all the side effects are good. When Sarah find herself the wish away in Jareth's castle can he set her free from her own pain. WARNING:Cutting author formerly vampires-twilight-freakLabyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-18-11 - Published: 8-31-11 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete19. Prince of Avatar reviewsLame title, I know. It's pretty much a cross between Avatar and Prince of Egypt. Kya saves Zuko and he ends up a Prince...blah, blah, blah R&RAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-13-11 - Katara & Zuko20. Phoenix Rising » reviewsA Phoenix dies by it's own flame and then rises a new from the ashes.Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-30-11 - Published: 3-24-11 - Keladry21. What Could've Been » reviewsBella's life moved away from Edward and he Cullens. Now a famous singer she's going back to set things right. EdwardXOC BellaXOCTwilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-23-11 - Published: 10-19-11 - Bella22. Return to the Labyrinth » reviewsYears after her trip to the labyrinth Sarah searches for a way to return. What happens when she says her right words once more? inspired by The Return by Dulceta on deviantartLabyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-13-11 - Published: 8-4-11 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete23. Preview: Heirs to the Heart reviewsReal summary inside. 5 girls inherit the heart. Please review if you want me to continue.W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-15-11
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