10/08/09 News: It's been a good while. It'll be a good while more. But I've got to say, with some really good help and a lot of care, this fan fiction is cranking up in quality and depth. Even if the story currently doesn't impress or intrigue you you might want to put it on the alert list just to see what'll come out of this busy workshop. I have little elves slaving away daily. That's why I call it a workshop, just in case you were wondering. :P

Also, fair warning: this Halloween the elves will be dressing up in little gremlin costumes and packing bags full of snow balls down to the warmer climates. Just brace for a good ol' cold smack to the face.

12/30/08 News: Pretend this fic has been discontinued. Oh, no! Don't Panic! It hasn't been. I've worked on it every day but one since it's conception, and I have an awesome editor. It's just not coming out for a while. As in, months. So yeah, pretend it's discontinued, and then be over-joyed when it re-releases. The good news is that when it starts up it will be released the same day, every week, without fail until the first book is done. I won't be ending with a cliffhanger either, so you wont need to sweat that. In the mean time, take a look at my favorite stories list, only the "Best of the Best" make it there! Enjoy, and have a happy new year!

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I am an epileptic in training, male, insatiably curious, and I like to think of myself as an eternal optimist with his feet still on the ground. I love to cook using a crazy amount of spices, which makes it a bit ironic that my favorite meal is potroast with nothing more than salt and pepper.

My favorite game is Knights of the Old Republic, with Mass Effect on its heels - both games made by BioWare I might add.

My favorite book is "The Name of the Wind", a fantasy by Patrick Rothfuss. He is a new author who blew me out of the water with his characterization and originality.

I love writing, even though it is probably the single most difficult thing I have ever done in my life (aside from surviving). I love helping people, making them laugh and learning to have "a servant's heart". Boy, that's a hard one. I love playing music more than listening to it. I play piano (the most elegant), bass (the most fun!), and some guitar (the most practical). I love brown eyes, quality toilet paper (should I have mentioned those back to back?), and eating sunflower seeds until my tongue bleeds, which is what I wish I was doing right now.

I hope to publish several book series, cure cancer, and teach pigs to fly. Take that "impossible"!