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Author has written 23 stories for James Bond, Hellboy, Pitch Black / Riddick, Firefly, Star Trek: 2009, Night at the Museum, Leverage, Twilight, Sherlock Holmes, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Losers, Alice, 2009, Covenant, Sky High, Supernatural, RocknRolla, Sons of Anarchy, Walking Dead, and Ten Inch Hero. Okay, I've gotten a little more used to writting and since i love it so much, I just keep doing it. I haven't updated anything in a ridiculously long time after my computer crashed and I had to go through everything and figure out what I lost. But right now, I'm going through and finishing everything I have posted that still says 'in-progress'. So here you go... I write a lot of stories with OC's too. If you haven't noticed. I like doing that more then trying to make the characters do something I don't feel like they would do. OC"s are just so much easier to make crazy or something, they're more fun. lol. 20 Things to do at Wal-Mart (I've actually done at least half of these. I strongly recomend them!) 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie ~Ways to Freak out Your Roommate~ (From Sessha's Crazy) 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." http://browse.deviantart.com/?order=24&q=hellboy%20hellgirl#/d46b4f3 http://prom-dresses-under-100.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Long-Prom-Dress.jpg | |||||||
1. No One Survives Alone"A figure stood behind the Walker ten feet from where Daryl rested, their face shielded from the sun with fabric wrapped around it like men in the desert. They were dirty like him, armed to the teeth and just as they yanked the blade from the back of the Walker's head, they noticed him, alone, injured and unarmed." Rated M for language and so forth. Less censored than the show.Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Published: 5-21-13 - Daryl D.2. It Should've Been You » reviewsSomething good may have finally come back into Opie's life... at the worst time. Set just before season 4 when everyone is set to be released, and follows with the seasons. Rated M and MA for language and situations consistent with the show, violence and otherwise.Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 161,851 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 5-21-13 - Published: 9-25-12 - Opie3. The Mystic World In Wonderland » reviewsBetter Title!. The Hatter and Alice are sidetracked by an unusual and surprising ally. Rating might change later depending on what you guys want to see.Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,799 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-4-12 - Published: 9-18-10 - Hatter4. The Last Semblance of Humanity reviewsThe rational mind wanted him to hang up, but the addict couldn't. He wasn't only addicted to the drugs coursing through him, no, that would be easy. He was addicted to torturing himself in every way. He had to feel the pain of disappointing her, of making her cry at his expense and the fear in her voice. T for brief language and Johnny Quid drugginess. R&RRocknRolla - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-16-12 - Complete5. A Different Pitch Black » reviewsThis is just a little story I wrote. I added a new character to the plot, a person who knew the 'old' Riddick. Let me know what you guys think!Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,308 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-25-12 - Published: 4-20-09 - Riddick - Complete6. Secrets Can Kill » reviewsWho says college can't be a bit more than just learning and parties? It definitely is around these guys. Just a lil story I'm trying about the Harvard years after the boys have grown up a lil bit more. T for situations.Covenant - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 71,655 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-22-12 - Published: 10-9-11 - Caleb D.7. Ten Year Reunion » reviewsThis is a sequel to A Hero Born From Fire. This story takes place after everyone graduated from Sky High. They're all in different places with new life, but some things never change.Sky High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,780 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-22-12 - Published: 10-22-11 - Warren P. - Complete8. Befuddled » reviewsDon't." Holmes said sternly, his cane pointed at the young man to his right, smoke slowly beginning to die from the pipe in his mouth. "I never want to hear that insufferable woman's name again." Please R&RSherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-11-12 - Published: 12-28-09 - S. Holmes & Irene A. - Complete9. Something Interesting in Costa Rica » reviewsBefore he could blink, the young woman's fist shot out and connected with his jaw. 'T' for violence. Might change later. No slash but they're the two main characters in this ficLosers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,084 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 1-2-12 - Published: 9-13-10 - Cougar & J. Jensen - Complete10. A True Hero Born From Fire » reviewsWarren's pushed into an unwelcome situation that forces him to be a reluctant hero. He realizes there are far worse things than being Barron Battles' only kid. He has to save her from the hell he didn't know was in his neighborhood. Warren/OC T in caseSky High - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,828 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-22-11 - Published: 10-15-11 - Warren P. - Complete11. Super Hero reviewsI was just wondering what would happen if Dean Winchester walked into Beach City Grill. Just a lil something I hope you guys like.Crossover - Supernatural & Ten Inch Hero - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-17-11 - Dean W. - Complete12. Clash Of The Titans » reviewsThe honeymoon is over and the Volturi are on their way. This time, they won't be as nice. Sequel to Emmett's MemoriesTwilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,061 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-11-11 - Published: 7-4-10 - Emmett13. HellGirl? » reviewsA new person stops by and HB doesn't know how to react. O/C. R&R T for violenceHellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,888 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-6-11 - Published: 12-24-08 - Hellboy - Complete14. Emmett's Memories » reviewsEmmett is confronted with something from his past, a past he can't remember. Will this make him question everything he thought he knew about himself? Or will he finally know real happiness? 'T' for language etc. Chapters were out of order. 19 is newTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 76,383 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-28-10 - Published: 12-7-09 - Emmett - Complete15. Who am I? reviewsI am the man with blood on his hands and the scars to prove it. Just a little something about Eliot I wrote. Tell me what you think.Leverage - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-10 - Eliot S. - Complete16. The Uncertain Furture » reviewsA sequel to 'A Vulcan's Past and Future'. Spock tries to rationalize what he wants to do and what he should do. Again, the two beings within him try to wage war with what is rational versus right. "T" for later.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,803 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-13-10 - Published: 1-3-10 - Spock17. A New Home for the Pharaoh » reviewsA new member has come to the museum to remodel the Egyptian exhibit. What happens when the young pharaoh gets curious about the young woman? Rated 'T' for later chapters.Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,393 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 3-22-10 - Published: 6-21-09 - Ahkmenrah - Complete18. True To Her Word reviewsIt had taken her leaving Wonderland twice to realize that this was where she belonged. This was her home, and the arms he had wrapped around his chest were meant for her and only her.Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-15-10 - Alice K. & Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete19. The Hatter's Madness » reviewsI found a better title! Yay!. i don't want to give too much away just yet, but there will be summaries inside. The Tim Burton version. And there will be lots of the Hatter. Rating might change later.Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,500 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 3-14-10 - Published: 3-7-10 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete20. Forbidden Fuit » reviewsOkay, this is a oneshot I hope ya guys like. It's only a 'T' just cause I want to be safe, although if I continue it, it'll definitely change to 'M' Because of the comments, i added a lil something extra. Enjoy!Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-16-09 - Published: 4-24-09 - Mal & River - Complete21. One show No encores reviewsEliot is standing in the hanger, staring at the others after the first David job, thinking about the people he thought he knew. Simple one shot.Leverage - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-17-09 - Eliot S. - Complete22. A Vulcan's Past and Future » reviewsSpock has to decide whether his feelings are rational and logical when it comes to someone from his past. And what happens when things take a turn for the worst? Does he dare act on his fear, concern and guilt?Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,409 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-10-09 - Published: 6-3-09 - Spock - Complete23. Mirage » reviewsJames is told he has to look after a new client in order to flush out some bigger rats, but does he know what he's gotten himself into? Rated 'T' for violence..James Bond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-19-08 - Published: 11-6-08 - Complete
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