| neveryoumind |
Author has written 1 story for Twilight. I'm Neveryoumind, Nev, N, whatever. Boring deets: 24. Lover of reality television. Drinker of copious amounts of coffee. I'll add more when I become more interesting. I've been a long time reader, but I'm finally giving it a shot at this writing thing. For now, I only write about the Sparkle Peen. Don't know what that is? Sigh. You should. But, either a) you don't read Twilight or b) you don't have the same curiosity and imagination I do. Yeah, that's what I call it, imagination. Give my one-shots a chance. They are unapologetically ridiculous. I have another story idea that I've been working on for awhile now. I need to do more research, but hopefully I can start posting it sometime soon. And by soon because of the way I research/plan/write, that probably won't be till the end of the summer. If that. x+x If you need a beta, I strongly suggest going here: LJ Community - PTB I only really follow twilight fan fiction on this site, but I have dabbled in other fandoms for the past ten years. What fandoms? Uhh. Some, embarrassing. Others, not. Important Info: For the most part, I only like to favorite completed stories, but some stories just slap the hell out of my stupid little rule, and I willingly relent. x+x Notes for CONFESSIONS OF A SPARKLE PEEN (Yes, I do research for these. It's ridiculous. You can shake your head at me. I deserve it.) Chapter Two or Beating Down Grizzlies: | |||||||
1. CONFESSIONS OF A SPARKLE PEEN » reviewsEdward Cullen, vampire extraordinaire, sparkles in the sunlight. A series of unrelated one shots detailing when a certain part of his anatomy sparkles. Not his big toe, folks. Rated M.Twilight - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-26-09 - Published: 4-22-09 - Edward