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Author has written 22 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. Hiya, I'm Lisa. I'm 23 and graduated from college with a BA in Anthropology in May... What to do with my life?? I guess I'll write fan fiction. ;-) My greatest passions in life are travel and reading, and I guess I can add writing to the list now. I am completely addicted to Harry Potter and Twilight without shame. Follow me on Twitter and Blogspot. I would like to take this time to publicly declare my undying and passionate love for Kellan/Emmett, Jackson/Jasper, and Ashley/Alice. Those three rock my world, and I want to do naughty, wonderful, sexy things to them. :-D I don't picture the characters like the actors from the movies, most especially Jasper and Edward. I already had a picture of them in my head well before the movies came out, and in my head, they're all so much hotter... except for maybe Kellan/Emmett. Yeah, I'm a huge Kellmett fan. swoon I met Peter Facinelli on August 29th, and yes, he is a hell of a lot sexier in real life. :-D I read the books first, and I will always love them more. Order I love them in: Eclipse, Twilight, Breaking Dawn, New Moon. The reason I don't love NM more than BD is because of its lack of CC (Cullen Content). I gotta have the Cullens in the story to make it worth it for me, and there was simply not enough Cullan-age in NM. I will only read Ron & Hermione together. They belong together, and with no one else. End of story. I don't care what else you do to the canon, just don't be putting Hermione with Snape, or Draco, or any other sick combination like that. HELL NO. I'm also mad about Jasper/Bella, Emmett/Bella, and Edward/Bella, but I will pretty much read any pairing I come across if it's sexy enough... Like Jasper/Edward or Bella/Alice. I'm really OK with non-canon when it comes to Twilight. However, I'm totally Team Edward!! I like me those vampire boys. I read the books for the Cullens, really. I adore the entire coven. :-D Things you will never get from me: anything but a happy ending, a song-fic, longwinded descriptions of clothing, lengthy wedding vows, or emotional speeches. Those things tend to nauseate me. FYI, I tend to be sort of harsh on Edward. I love him sometimes, but unless he's a main character in one of my fics, chances are, he's a douche. Sorry about that, it's just how I roll. My wonderful betas are LittleLea05 and EmmaleeWrites05. They are amazing, check them out!! :-D Top Ten Favorite Twilight Characters: 1. Emmett Top Ten Favorite Harry Potter Characters: 1. Ron UPDATE!! I have just moved to Oahu, and as a result, I won't be updating as often on my stories. They are NOT on hiatus, and I WILL finish them, have no fear. I just won't be updating every other day like we're all so used to. I appreciate your patience and understanding. It's a huge time of transition for me, and I am trying to balance it all out. | |||||||
1. Little Sister No More » reviewsJasper has always seen her as his little sister. How can Alice convince him she's all grown up? AH/AU. Canon couples.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,340 - Reviews: 661 - Updated: 12-9-09 - Published: 9-23-09 - Alice & Jasper2. Designing Woman reviewsEsme is an interior designer and Jasper is her much younger client. Sparks will fly. O/S, smut, AU/AU/OOC.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-5-09 - Esme & Jasper - Complete3. Terminal Bachelor, Famous Ladies Man reviewsCharlie Swan isn't shabby with the ladies... His mustache and handcuffs make for one powerful seduction tool. O/S. Canon.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-28-09 - Charlie - Complete4. Masks » reviewsWhat you want and what you're supposed to want are two different things for Edward. Bella loves him, so why isn't it enough? AH/AU/slash. E&B, E&J, B&Em. Rated M for adult themes, language, and sexual situations.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,730 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 11-9-09 - Edward & Jasper5. Centerfold reviewsJealousy overtakes Emmett when he underestimates the power of Rosalie's career. AH/AU. Rated M for sexy times. O/S. Based off of "Centerfold" by The J. Geils Band.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-13-09 - Emmett & Rosalie - Complete6. Crashing Head On » reviewsTempers flare and personalities clash as Bella cares for an injured Emmett, but does that hate translate into love? AU/AH.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 107,413 - Reviews: 1197 - Updated: 11-3-09 - Published: 8-21-09 - Bella & Emmett - Complete7. The Switch » reviewsWhen you live forever and love for eternity, sometimes you need to switch it up. Lots of lemony goodness! PWP.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,477 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 10-29-09 - Published: 6-21-09 - Complete8. Kitchen Duty » reviewsHermione and Ron move beyond "just friends." Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. Canon.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 180 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 7-11-09 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete9. For Now reviewsRenee comes into Charlie's life, and nothing is ever the same. My entry to MissAlex's and Larin20's Stache Riders One-Shot Challenge.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-7-09 - Charlie & Renée - Complete10. A Fair to Remember » reviewsBella and Edward reunite after years at the Clallam County Fair. Will the sparks still be there? AH/AU.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,375 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-23-09 - Published: 8-30-09 - Bella & Edward11. Window of Opportunity reviewsMy entry to MissAlex's and Larin20's Oneshot Lurker Challenge. A teenaged Edward takes the opportunity to admire Bella from afar... or is he closer than he may seem?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-25-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete12. The Bookshop » reviewsA chance meeting in a bookshop could lead to more between Jasper and Bella. AH, AU.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,056 - Reviews: 483 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 6-17-09 - Jasper & Bella - Complete13. Carlisle's Harem » reviewsIt's good to be the king. Series of sexy one-shots featuring the good Doctor Cullen.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 7-14-09 - Carlisle - Complete14. I Think I Love You reviewsRon reflects on his burgeoning feelings for Hermione. DH. Canon. One-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-12-09 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete15. Strip Search reviewsChallenge the law, and there will be consequences. LEMON.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 7-6-09 - Emmett & Bella - Complete16. Up Against the Wall reviewsIt's been awhile for Ron and Hermione, and they make up for lost time. LEMON.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-5-09 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete17. Intimacy reviewsRon and Hermione relax together after a long day. Post DH, Pre-Epilogue.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-29-09 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete18. Moving In reviewsRon manages to distract Hermione. Lemon-y goodness!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-26-09 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete19. Freudian Slip reviewsA follow up to "I Love You, Hermione." Ron spends some time with his dream girl.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-19-09 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete20. I Love You, Hermione reviewsHermione needs some alone time after hearing an off-handed confession.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-17-09 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete21. Lost in Confusion reviewsHermione can't understand Ron's sudden hostility. HBP, canon.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-17-09 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete22. A Slap in the Face reviewsRon struggles to deal with his emotions after a startling revelation. HBP, canon.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-16-09 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
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