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Hey all. Here are a few essential facts about me

Name: Jane

Age: 15

Fandoms: Buffy: the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Dollhouse, Doctor Who, Torchwood, SpongeBob SquarePants and Twilight

RIP: Glenn Quinn, you rock! You are my hero. Love you loads!

Favourite pairings:

Buffyverse: Angel(us)/Darla (it's such a twisted, complex relationship), Spike/Buffy (Spuffy forever), Spike/Faith (Two super strong beings getting it on, enough said), Willow/Tara (soulmates), Willow/Oz (sweetness), Doyle/Cordelia (the relationship that never got a chance to begin),

Whoniverse: 10Doctor/Donna (if its written well, plus they just go together, the universe is tying them together), Rose/10.5 (I love the fact they get a normal life, plus fanfic writers usually have them naming their first kid Donna if its a girl), Donna/Jack (And who's he?! You can hug me if you want... no, really you can hug me! Enough said) John/Jack (just watched Kiss Kiss Bang, Bang and let me tell you that kiss was H-O-T), 10.5/Donna (they go quite well together, like two jigsaw pieces fitting together)

Dollhouse: Alpha/Whiskey (strange, but I like it), Alpha/Echo (words cannot describe this pairing), Mellie or November/Paul (gorgeousness, sweetness, awesomeness), Victor/Sierra (cuteness, Sierra: "Victor likes to pretend we're married" - that line had me awwwwing all over the place)

Guilty Pleasure pairing: Plankton/Karen from SpongeBob SquarePants. That pairing always makes me smile, and, hello, they are married to one and other so you know its a canon pairing even if Karen is a computer...

Least Favourite pairings:

Buffyverse: Angel/Buffy (I no its canon, but I hate it), Xander/Willow (Willow is for Oz or Tara, not you Xander), Cordelia/Connor (Connor's mine! Go kiss Angel!)

Whoniverse: 10Doctor/Martha (disgusting, she still is in love with the Dr even though he said NO! and she tried to blow up the Earth!)

Dollhouse: Boyd/Echo (its hard to see them outside the father-daughter aspect), Adelle/Victor (WTF was that all about?! Miss Lonlyhearts! Ugh)

If you are planning to write a very, very angry letter to Russell T. Davies asking why in the world he would do that to Donna Noble, copy this into your profile. Why, yes, yes I am.

If you believe you are a Donna Noble nerd, copy this onto your profile. Totally, I am Donna nerd, I know where she lives in Chiswick or at least where they filmed the house scenes, 11 Rydale Street! XD

Completed Stories

My Mother (Angel) - Connor asks Angel a question ONE-SHOT

Online Conversations (Angel) - Angel and the gang take time off helping the helpless to go into a chatroom! Chaos ensues!

Number One Son (Dollhouse) - Adelle thinks about Topher in his moments of madness spoilers for Epitaph One ONE-SHOT

Plan Beta (Dollhouse) - Alpha/Whiskey, Alpha tracks down Whiskey to make her into a superior being only he doesn't plan on his feelings for her changing

Stories In Progress

A November Tale (Dollhouse) - Sequel to Plan Beta. Clive Ambrose has come to the Dollhouse for an inspection and Adelle wants all to go smoothly.

Season 5 AU (Angel) - Darla comes back to help Angel with the oncoming apocolypse.

Online Conversations II (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) - Sequel to Online Conversations. Buffy and the gang are causing chaos in the chatroom this time!

Season 2 (Firefly) - My version of the Season 2 Firefly deserved.

Stories I'm Planning

NONE AT THE MOMENT! :D

Stories on Hiatus

My Heart Will Go On (Buffy: the Vampire Slayer) - Buffy and Spike find themselves aboard the Titanic

OMW: DOCTOR WHO FANS!! DONNA IS COMING BACK FOR THE LAST SPECIAL WOOOOOOOOP! =D =D =D =D =D

NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY IN MY LIFE WHEN I FOUND THAT OUT - EVEN THOUGH I FOUND IT OUT A MONTH AGO! I AM STILL SO DAMN HAPPY, ECCSTATIC, COUNTING DOWN THE WEEKS UNTIL SHE COMES BACK ONTO OUR SCREENS!

This is a little quiz thing I found - could be funny! :D

List 12 people from any fandom.

1. Angel

2. Buffy Summers

3. Darla

4. Willow Rosenberg

5. Spike

6. Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

7. Fred Burkle

8. Lorne

9. Charles Gunn

10. Tara Maclay

11. Xander Harris

12. Connor

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Wesley and Xander... Hmmm, uptight vs childish and lovable... No, really never in my life would I read Wes/Xander

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Willow? She's pretty, but I don't think she's hot. Alexis Denisof does though... perhaps that's why there is so many Wes/Willow fics out there

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Connor and Lorne babies... LOL, considering how Connor tried to kill Lorne...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No, I actually haven't read any fics ABOUT Gunn though he is in two of my fics although in minor roles.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Buffy/Wes... Interesting... But no, Buffy only goes for the dangerous types... MAYBE... Wes from Angel Series 5 when he's all bad ass

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Spike/Tara, it could be intriguing, Tara loses Willow to magic, Spike loses Buffy cos she's a bitch... they could hook up.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

LOL, that would be funny. Buffy/Connor and Fred walks in

Fred: Connor! Buffy's Angel's soulmate!!
Connor: But stealing my Dad's girls what I do!
Buffy: And at least I can have sex with Connor!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Darla/Tara... OK...

Title: Drawn To You

Summary: Darla's back, as an evil vampire, in Sunnydale and despite the potential threat she presents, Tara finds herself drawn to Darla romantically. But how can they're relationship flourish when Tara is with Willow and Darla is intent on killing the Scooby Gang?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Angel/Lorne, I have never read one but there could be some out there.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Title: Talking With A Texan

Summary: Fred and Connor discuss portals and the horrors that are hell dimensions and find solace with one and other.

11. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Buffy/Spike/Willow... well no-one on my friends list would write it, I might have a go though.

12. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Tara? Em... "Willow" or "Magical"

13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Angel/Wes/Connor - slash and incest.

14. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Tara: Buffy, the way your the Slayer its so magical, but like any magical spell we Scoobies, do somethings missing. Me. And maybe unlike the spells we do, this won't go wrong.
Buffy: Huh?

15. What is Six's super secret kink?

Wesley likes to take out his old rogue demon hunter motorcycle and rides it on occasion... wait, how do I know this??

16. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Xander/Gunn - maybe if they were drunk...

17. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic?

Angel and Gunn are in a happy relationship until Gunn runs off with Willow. Angel brokenhearted has a hot one-night stand with Xander and a brief unhappy affair with Connor (yuck!) then follows the advice of Spike (WTH... Angel takes advice with Spike?!) and finds true love with Darla (YES! THEY ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!)

Title: Bound To You

18. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Erm... Darla/Fred... dont know... Darla?

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

NOW! have one about Spike on another tab while I write this

20. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Fred/Lorne - I wouldn't mind, Lorne deserves SOMEONE! Damn it!

Right here's another of those quizzy things cos I find them so amusing! This one is on Dollhouse

1. Echo

2. Sierra

3. Dr. Saunders

4. Laurence Dominic

5. November

6. Alpha

7. Topher Brink

8. Boyd Langton

9. Adelle DeWitt

10. Paul Ballard

11. Whiskey

12. Caroline

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Alpha/Whiskey... I would soooo love to read one of those. I might actually write one! I think they're great together especially in Omega.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No, I do not think Laurence Dominic is hot - he looks as though is made outta plastic.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Highly possible, though it would be Boyd gets Caroline pregnant...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope... no Adelle.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Sierra/Alpha?? NO NO NO! Sierra/Victor! All the way!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

FIVE/TEN = NOVEMBER/PAUL! AHHH CUTENESS! LUV THEM TOGETHER!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Topher walks in on Sierra and Caroline having sex...

Topher: Hm being the nerd I am, I would watch two women having sex
Caroline: Piss off, Topher.
Sierra: Yes, this is what I call a treatment

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Dr Saunders (male) and Paul

Title: Time Traveller
Summary: Paul suddenly finds himself back before Alpha's composite event, will he let history run its course or will he change it, especially now that he is attracted to silver fox, Dr Saunders...

I feel slightly sick writing that.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

YES! TONS OF IT!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Title: Wedges
Summary: After her five year stint at Dollhouse ends, Caroline has trouble reajusting so talks to Topher about helping her by creating a suitable wedge for her, but he gives her advice instead.

11. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Paul... hm "AUTUMN!" get it cos Autumn's in November? Oh I crack myself up!

12. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Paul: Forget Victor come with me Sierra.

13. What is Six's super secret kink?

Sometimes Alpha's other personalities come out to PLAY... if you catch my drift

14. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

NO, NO, NO!

15. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic?

Echo and Adelle are in a happy relationship until Adelle runs off with Laurence Dominic. Echo, broken hearted has a hot one-night stand with Whiskey and a brief unhappy affair with Caroline then follows the wise adive of November and finds love with male Dr Saunders.

Title: Loves Labours Lost - Dollhouse Style.

MY BLANK STATE... GET IT?

LEGION OF FANGIRLS!

OK for those of you who read my story Online Conversations you will know Angel has a few problems with obsessed fangirls (hehe), here is the lowdown on us all

xAngelus's Darlax (aka me!) - I'm the one who is the most gullible, who thinks that despite EVERYTHING she still has a chance with one of the Angel characters, specifically Angel, although we shall see in a later chapter that I also harbour an attraction towards Connor... Also in reference to "Attack of the Fangirls" I am in love with Edward Cullen and Jasper Hale and I am fourteen years old.

BlackWolfDrappa - my partner in crime! She is the more realistic of the two knowing when to quit if Angel isn't going to co-operate. As seen in "Attack of the Fangirls" she is in love with Carlisle Cullen and Jacob Black and is eighteen, also in "The Subtle Art of Understanding Smilies" she is seen consoling me after Angel deserts me! :D :D :D

connor-rox - INFO TO BE ADDED! IS DEFINATELY GOING TO APPEAR THOUGH! :D :D :D :D

November 1.2

Portayed by: Pippa Black - http://www.yenmag.net/img/news/130/Pippa20Black20-20approved20image.jpg

Age: 23

Hair Colour: Blonde

Eye Colour: Green

Imprints: Taylor (genius, Plan Beta), Poppy Stewart (dream date, A November Tale)

Fear: Fear of needles/drugs

Handler: Bicks (official), Paul Ballard (unofficial; recognized)

Friends: Echo, Victor, Sierra, Danielle King, Paul Ballard

Miracles Happen

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Miracles Happen if you truly
believe
in
God..

Plankton: (after his evil Plan Z has succeeded)Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to marry me.
Karen: I never agreed.

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

Karen is downloading the Krabby Patty formula and SpongeBob is desperately trying to stop her (Karen is a computer, BTW)

Spongebob (tapping wildly at the keyboard)How do you turn this thing off?!
Plankton: Hey, get your hands off my wife!

- SpongeBob Sqaurepants, Single Cell Anniversary, Season 7

Angel Quotes (Will Be Added Weekly)

Angel has just received the Ring of Amarra, which renders a vampire invincable, naturally he's being broody and isn't going to put the ring on.

Doyle: I know what will cheer you up (picks up stake) Why don't you put it on and I'll stake you! It'll be fun!

- Doyle, In the Dark, Angel Season 1

Caritas is being burnt to the ground and Darla (pregnant), Angel and Fred are outside in the alleyway, rain pouring down upon them

Darla: Angel, this child, it's the one good thing we ever did together (picks up stake without Angel or Fred noticing) You make sure you tell him that (stakes herself, allowing Connor to be born)

- Darla, Lullaby, Angel Season 3

Doyle tries to convince Angel to work for the Powers That Be

Doyle (to Angel): We need to show people that there is still love and hope in the world.
Homeless Woman (to Doyle): Spare change?
Doyle: Get a job, you lazy sow

- Doyle, City Of, Angel Season 1

Angel has just found out that people talk about him online (no joke! for those who think I'm referring to my story)

Angel (excitedly): They talk about me in the chatty rooms?!

- Angel, Supersymmetry, Angel Season 4

Doyle is about to sacrifice himself for the oppressed demon people

Doyle (to Angel): The good fight, yeah? You never know until you've been tested, I get that now.

- Doyle, Hero, Angel Season 1