Team Edward + Team Jacob = Team Bella

I am Team Bella all the way!

Hey yall! This is my page! I know it's not much yet, but I'm working on it! If you want to know more about me, visit my myYearbook profile: http://www.myyearbook.com/da-bookworm

Life Dream: To get rich off my books and donate half (or more, depending on how rich I get) to good causes to help make the world a better place to live. To help make my dream possible, please, read and review my work. Please, for the good of the world!! =D

Oh, and just so you all know, me and TeddyBear 8P (use to be FredWeasley.EdwardCullen.3) are TOTALLY long lost twins! (Even if I am slightly younger.) Our mnds are 100 percent alike, and--most importantly--we are MaJoR nErDs!! YAY US!!

Just so you all know, I have a new beta for my story Way Back When and that would be the one and only twilight-is-lovee! She is AWESOME with a capital 'A' (or in this case, all capitals) and her stories rock my invisible sox! (Since I'm bare-footed right now, I'm not wearing sox, but you all can imagine, right?)

Here are a few pictures I'm putting up for my story Way Back When. I'll add to them gradually.

Izzy the dog - http://www.thriftyfun.com/images/feedback_image.lasso?id=73901151

Hey! If you like my stories here then you might want to read the one I put on FictionPress! It is NOT a fan fiction, but 100 percent my ideas! Okay, I might have had a few things to give me ideas FROM, but the story and plot in general is MINE! Anywayz, please check it out and tell me what you think! Here's the link: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2631661/1/The_Tale_of_the_Two_Sisters

Evil Schemes:

This is a list of my evil schemes I have plotted with my friend Brittain (safeara1234)

1. Operation: Hana--Our plan to learn to read each others minds and create mental internet use.
2. Operation: World Domination--The obsessive cat fan girls shall rise. We will not be silenced.
3. Operation: Ikuto Dude--We WILL find our own personal Ikuto's who shall forever be our, whether locked closets or indestructable leashes are necessary or not.
4. Operation: Double D (Double Death)--We will die at the same time or so help me the other will commit suicide. (Immortality is out of the question now.)

myCharas--my Guardian Characters:

These are the two Shugo Charas (Guardian Characters) I made up. The idea of Guardian Characters is strictly from Shugo Chara and I do not own it. I only own my imagination, and my imagination says these Charas are MINE! MWAHAHA!

1st myChara:

Name: Niyra (NEAR-uh)

Chara Nari (Character Transformation): Lunar Panther

Powers:
-Zero Gravity: levitates and moves objects or people (available in Chara Change)
-Lunar Energy Blast: a beam of blue energy that causes explosions
-Starfield: raing acid

Personality:
-quiet
-creative
-intelligent
-wise
-highly emotional (but doesn't show it)

Hobbies/Interests:
-writing in secret journal
-reading
-sketching
-poetry
-astronomy
-astrology
-life science

Physical Description:
-black cat ears and tail (available in Chara Change)
-black hair pulled up into spiky sideways ponytail
-purple eyes
-purlpe cat collar with silver cresent moon charm (available in Chara Change)
-carries black and purple plaid book bag with black leather journal with white cross and gold lock (available in Chara Change)
-black mini skirt
-knee-high black flat boots
-net leggings
-spiky black belt and wristbands
-purple t-shirt with black and red designs
-small reading glasses

2nd myChara:

Name: Saia (SIGH-uh)

Chara Nari (Character Transformation): Solar Panther

Powers:
-Fire Beinding: controls fire (available in Chara Change)
-Solar Energy Blast: a beam of red energy that causes explosions
-Black Hole: a black hole appears, dragging everything and everyone in towards Saia

Personality:
-hyper
-spunky
-friendly
-cheery
-girly
-easily angered

Hobbies/Interests:
-playing around
-acting
-singing
-cheerleading
-little kids
-animals
-ballet

Physical Description:
-white cat ears and tail (available in Chara Change)
-golden blonde hair pulled up into two low, long ponytails
-sky blue eyes
-hot pink cat collar with golden sun charm (available in Chara Change)
-pink and white dress, slightly above knee length, strapless
-hot pink hair ribbon styled like a headband
-balck high heel boots, reach just below knees
-left leg has black and pink striped stocking, reaches mid-thigh
-right leg has pink lacy ribbon tied just above knee

Anime/Cartoon Characters Quiz:

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.

1. Ikuto Tsukiyomi (Shugo Chara)

2. Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket)

3. Syaoran (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles)

4. Saki Hanajima nicknamed Hana (Fruits Basket)

5. L/Ryuzaki Lawliet (Death Note)

6. Momiji Sohma (Fruits Basket)

7. Princess Sakura (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles)

8. Amu Hinamori (Shugo Chara)

9. Light Yagami (Death Note)

10. Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I'd flip out, slap myself to make sure I'm not imagining things, then keep Ikuto hostage and never let him go!! =D

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

KYO?! O.O YES YES YES YES YES!! But . . . what happened to Tohru? I guess she DOES love Momiji back!! =D YAYNESS!!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

o.O Syaoran . . . I love you and all . . . but get out before I slap you, and stay outside until I get dressed. THEN my fun begins . . . hehehe . . .

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Uuuuuummmm . . . since when is Saki as guy?! o.O And what the heck does she see in Light?! Well, Saki HAS always been a little weird. . . .

5 cooked you dinner?

Wow. I didn't know L could cook. All I ever see him eat is sweets, fruit, tea and coffee, all of which is provided by Watari. YAY!! I FEEL SPECIAL!! =D

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Awe!! Momiji looks so CUTE when he's asleep!! =D Must . . . touch . . . face . . . TT He's too perfect.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

PRINCESS SAKURA?! O.O OMG! OMG! OMG!! YAY!! I'm ROYAL!! And I've got a super ultra mega awesome relative!! =D YAY!! Besties for life!! =D

8 got into the hospital somehow?

NOOOOO!! Amu!! Where was Ikuto in all of this?! He ALWAYS saves her!!

9 made fun of your friends?

Light always was evil.

10 ignored you all the time?

Tohru?! Why?! TT She doesn't seem like the type to do that . . . I hope she's okay . . . Maybe something's wrong??

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Ikuto would hunt THEM down and kick their asses!!

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Kyo might freak out a little bit, but hopefully after training in the mountains for months he'd know enough about first aid to take care of me until Hatori comes in to save the day!

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Hmmm . . . Syaoran would probably get something unique. Either from another world, a foreign country or from a past time.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Saki? Hmm . . . What would Hana do . . . hmmmm . . . She's remain shockingly calm while I flip out.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

He wouldn't care, though he might press me for information if it DID interest him.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Momiji would probably be wondering WHY Tohru is abandoning Kyo and not only marrying a total stranger but another girl!! He'd also be a little sad, since, well, he loves her.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Princess Sakura would tell me everything will be okay, and that sometimes things don't work out the way we want them too, but to always look on the bright side of things. (:

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Amu would probably compare my experiences with hers and tell she's been through worse so I don't have much to complain about, probably slightly annoyed.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Light would show up and try to act like a good, supportive big brother should. Pft. Buzz off, jerk.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Tohru would probably either wonder what is so funny (she's kinda slow . . . wait, I lied, she's REALLY slow) then I'd explain to her why and she'd laugh along with me!! XD

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Ugh, HELLO?! LOOK at him!! Ikuto is hot, sweet, funny, and a beautiful violinist!! Who'd want to dream of anything else?! =D

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

o.O Wow, Kyo. Well, lots of people DO think Light is gay . . . but KYO?! Wow . . . Again, I'm assuming Tohru hooked up with Momiji??

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

OMGOMGOMG!! I'm dating Syaoran?! =D obsessive fan girl squeel Of COURSE they will!! =D Syaoran is the only guy there actually my age! (Well, a year older, but whatever, close enough!) He's really mature and polite too! What's to not like? Well, Dad might think he's up to something, because he'd be "too perfect" or some bull like that, but Dad's an idiot sometimes. Cough.Always.Cough.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Again, wow . . . Saki and Light . . . The calm goth psycho and the evil mass murder. Who'd a thought?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Umm. I HIGHLY doubt it. I mean, both L and Momiji are rumored to be gay by a lot of people, but I never thought either of them were. Besides, they are really apart in the ages (not that age matters much) and . . . one is . . . sniff . . . d-dead . . . TT

Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

I sit Momiji down and turn the tables! Momiji is always giving people wsdom and advice, it's time he had a taste of his own medicine!!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Sakura's staring at me . . . I hope she likes it! Then again, she likes pretty much everything. Hmmm . . . I should ask her if we should get it trimmed in any places. We should get our nails done too!! =D Yay! That'd be so much fun to do together! She'd probably love that sort of thing. (:

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

I'd tell Amu to look outside her window. See that stalker hanging out in that tree? Yeah, you know the one! Now stop fantasizing about Tadase and all your other little crushes and move on to reality! He's waiting for you. (:

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Light Yagami. No way. I don't eat food given to me by MURDERS!! I mean, IDK WHY Light would want to kill me, but there must be SOME reason up in that sicks, evil, twisted head of his . . .

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Tohru would do GREAT at Chuck E' Cheeses! ! =D She seems like the type to be really good with kids, and she's really polite and a very hard worker. (: She'd be able to keep it no prob!

1 offers you a CD. Concidereing her tastes, do you listen to it?

Ikuto? HELL YES!! =D It's probably either Utau's newest CD or a CD of his violin playing. Either way, I'd be thankful, because they are both phenomenal musicians! =D

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Kyo goes emo?? eyes water POOR KYO!! TT Well, Amu, her job as the Joker partially being to cheer people up, would feel bad for him and try to make him see the bright side and the good qualities in himself. (:

3 told 6 she started her period.

SYAORAN'S A GIRL?! O.O HOLY CRAP!! POOR SAKURA!! TT Well . . . ehem I think Momiji would be a little ehem surprised that totally random stranger that looks like a dude would tell him that he/she started their period! XD But he'd probably try to calm him/her down since he/she would most likely be flipping out. XD

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

WOOT!! GO HANA!! =D You teach Light a lesson for using the princess like that!! Poor Sakura!! TT Just because the love of your life turned out to be a girl doens't mean it's okay to run off dating mass murders!! XD

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

o.O L. In a dress. Wait, even weirder: L, in PINK?! XD LMAO!! ROFL!! OMG OMG!! AHAHAHA!! XD XD XD XD OMG!! Wouldn't THAT be a sight to see!! XD Well ehem that's . . . interesting. XD I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation. XD

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Momiji cussed Kyo out in German with Syaoran hiding in the bushes? Wow. Well, Momiji IS German, and he DOES speak German a lot. I guess Momiji finally snapped after all the years of torture Kyo put him through. That or he's jelous of him because of Tohru. or mad that he hurt her. Either one. Well, Syaoran, knowing him/her, would probably try to break them up and solve the problem calmly and rationaly, and if nothing else works, battle them until they stop! Lolz!

7 got high.

o.O Princess Sakura got HIGH?? Wow! First her best friend/loved one turns out to be a girl, then she dates a mass murder, now she's high? I only have one question: CAN I JOIN IN?! =D

8 reads your fan fictions an complains. What is it about?

Hehe. Amu's probably angry and embarrassed about the things I made her and Ikuto do. XD OMG!! That sounded so BAD!! XD Dani, if by any chance at all you so happen to be reading this, I KNOW what's going through your head, and it's NOT LIKE THAT!! XD

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?

Light hates Ikuto? ): Well in Light's eyes, Ikuto would be an enemy; the bag guy. And you know what Light does to bad guys (well, if you've seen Death Note then you do) . . . Ikuto would be dead just a few seconds after his name is written in the Death Note. TT IKUTO!! TT TT

10 starts working at a bar..

O.O Tohru's working at a BAR?! Whatever happened to Chuck E' Cheeses?! What, did Hana and Uo visit you at work and scare all the kids away?! SHEESH! Well, Tohru would need Kyo there every single second to make sure she doesn't get MOLESTED!

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

O.O IKUTO IS PREGNANT?! Wait, IKUTO IS A GIRL?! And he had sex with KYO?! HOLY CRAP!! My life officially sucks!! TT Syaoran's a girl, Ikuto's a girl, Kyo has Ikuto, and I'm assuming Momiji got Tohru, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! TT Just kill me now and get it over with. TT

1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you?

O.O OMG! IKUTO AND I WERE GOING OUT!! =D obsessive fan girl squeel OMG!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!! =D Aweeeee . . . but we broke up . . . . TT Probably because I was a girl and he/she's not lez, or because I'm annoying. But so is AMU and Ikuto lovesAmu, so HA! XD

2 is in love with 4, she confesses. How does 4 respond?

o.O KYO is in love with HANA? . . . . XD LMAO!! Well, well, isn't a Kyo a little player? First Tohru, then Ikuto, now HANA?! XD I thought he was totally creeped out by her. Poor Tohru. Hana is her best friend (well, one of them). Well, Hana--after nearly killing Kyo with her electrical waves for hurting Tohru--would deny his love because she loves Kazuma . . . Kyo's "dad". XD

3 is a drug addict. What do you do?

Now SYAORAN is doing drugs?! He must have got it from Sakura . . . . Bad Syao!! ):4 kisses 8. What's your reaction?

o.O HANA KISSED AMU?! EEW!! So THAT'S why she didn't accept Kyo's affection, she like Amu! Well Amu loves Ikuto. (Even if you say he IS a girl, gender should not get in the way of true love.) So I'd pry Hana off Amu, push her towards Kazuma, hunt down Ikuto, drag his awesome ass over there, push Amu and Ikuto's heads together and make him away the scary feeling of Hana's lips!! Heheheheh . . . aren't I evil? grins evily Oh well!! They know they like it . . . XD Well it's TRUE!!

5 wants to go to hansmall. What is he going to buy from there?

Wow. L is shopping. O.O Is Watari ill or something, cuz normally he does that for L. Oh well! He'd buy lots of sweets!! Especially strawberry cheesecake!! =D Oh! And coffee and tea and dozens of pounds of sugar!! =D

6 kisses your boyfriend. What do you do?

I have boyfriend?? But I thought Ikuto broke up with me! TT And Momiji's GAY?! NOOOOO!! TT What happened to Tohru!! I'm so confused!! And besides, according to my mom's boyfriend's daughtor, Angela, Momiji IS my boyfriend!! XD

7 is missing. Where do you go to look for her?

Sakura is missing? Well, if she's on her home world, in her home country, Clow, she'd probably be either at the dig site, at Syaoran's house, on th cliff, or in the garden. But I wouldn't go searching for. She has the guards to do that. It's not that I don't love her, it's just that she'd probably be with Syaoran, and I don't want to disturb them. Last time THAT happened she ended up getting interrupted right before she told Syaoran she loves him, and then she lost her memory and they never knew the truth!! TT

8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he need tutoring?

Hehe, Amu needs a tutor! Hehe. Well, she sure as heck needs tutoring in love!! Seriously!! She needs to make up her freaking mind!! Stop fantasizing about 5 freaking different guys and go after your freaking stalker darn it!! XD

9 wants to be a cheerleader. What do you say?

Light? A cheerleader? AHAHAHAHHAHA . . . . buzz off jack ass.

10 hates you. Why?

O.O T-Tohr-ru h-hates m-me . . . ? WHY?! TT It's probably because I stole Momiji from her . . . I'm so sorry Tohru!! TT

1 gives you a teddy bear. Why?

Awwwe, Ikuto! =) That's so sweet!! =D He probably is trying to make it up to me for something he did. (Like spilling my ice cream. XD)

2 and 6 are fighting. What do you do?

When AREN'T Kyo and Momiji fighting? Kyo is always picking on poor little Momiji!! I'd make Kyo stop and go buy Momiji ice cream and tell Tohru to calm Kyo down. She's pretty much the only one who can.

3 ate 7. What's your reaction?

o.O Syaoran ate Sakura?! . . . . I don't want to KNOW what happend . . . .

4 died. How?

Eh?! HANA DIED?! NOOOOOO!! TT DAMMIT!! I bet those stupid evil freaking school kids either tortured her to death or made her commit suicide!! Tohru just barely saved her from doing it the first time. She must have made a second attempt. . . . HANA!! TT

5 turns invisible. What does he do to you?

L would probably leave me alone and use his new awesome power to solve the Kira case.

6 loses memory. You have to give him a new memory. What do you say to him?

Momiji?! gasp Why did Hatori erase his memory?! Did Akito make him?! DAMN YOU AKITO!! Well I would tell Momiji that he is a very kind, very loving and very wise person who is lots of fun to be around. I would aslo explain to him his family's curse and tell him The Story of the Foolish Traveler, as he has told many people before. Very inspirational story by the way peoples.

7 is having her baby today! What's her/his name?

Oh. So THAT'S what was going on when Syaoran ate Sakura. EEW! Well, I don't know what Sakura would name her child, but it would be something really pretty and meaningful. (:

8 is a pervert. He's coming right at you. What do you do?

I already KNOW Amu is a pervert! =D I'd GLOMP her!! =D

9 is going through a tough break up. How do you cheer her up?

Light's a girl too? WOW. Well Light deserves it! Stupid womanizer! I'd say to hell with him!!

10 broke up with 9. What do you do?

GOOD!! Tohru SHOULD brake up with Light! She's too good for him! She should go after Kyo or Momiji!

Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously:

1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

2. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

3. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

4. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

5. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

6. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

7. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...

8. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

9. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

10. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

12. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

13. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

14. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

15. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

17. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

18. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

19. I couldn't repair your brake, so I made your horn louder.

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

22. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

25. A day without sunshine is like night.

26. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

27. Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory.

28. 42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

29. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

30. You're diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

31. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

32. Remember that half the people you know are below average.

33. Despite the high cost of living, it's still extremely popular.

34. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

35.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

36. Drive way too fast and you don't have to worry about cholesterol.

37. If you intend to live forever, so far, so good.

38. Borrow money only from pessimists; they don't expect it back.

39. Support bacteria; they're the only culture some people have.

40. If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.

41. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

42. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

43. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

44. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

45. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

46. Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view.

47.The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

48.The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

49.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

50.To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

51.You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

52.The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard (and not enough chlorine!)

53. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

54. If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of payments.

55. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

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If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

Sacrifice your innocence and cross over to the dark side. We have cookies. If you wanna sacrifice your innocence and crossover to the dark side then copy and paste

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love manga and anime more than almost anything else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like RPGs (Role Playing Games), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather be a vampire than a zombie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read the Twilight series(or at least half of it), copy and paste this into your profile. You don't even have to like the series!

f you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool copy this into your profile

If you met your near twin (In resemblance,personality,or both) copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be hit by a train, and you'd be laughing, copy and paste.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If your near twin is your best friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you like to add 'ness' at the end of your favorite words copy and paste
this onto your profile...Awesomeness!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If your school and/or teachers suck, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that everything is much more fun in an english accent then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you DON'T have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Amuto-fan-Neko-san, Da BookWorm

If you've ever been standing up perfectly straight and fallen flat on your face paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware of my paper swan.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!

No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

Uh...define 'normal' for me again.

There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?

The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures."

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

FUNNY PACKAGING THINGS:

This only proves how stupid we really are.

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping." (How the hell did some even manage that to begin with?)

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside." (Ok, seriously did some proof read that, you know, at like, ALL)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (You could possibly use it another way ??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (No, I like my frozen, thank)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down". ("Oops" -flips it back over-)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating". (Really?...I didn't know that)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (But I'm done and ready to go faster!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication." (Um yeah...when did the driving age drop to five)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness." (Gee, I missed that when I read SLEEP AID)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (No space then I guess)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (...)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts." (Holy crap, they're geniuses)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Enjoy the flight...-_-)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (O_O)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat." (And now, people know how to eat)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits". (Its really fake then)