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Author has written 2 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist. Hey, people! Profile: Name:Maggie Age:15 Birthday:January 12 Hair Color:Black(dyed) Eye Color:Blue Quirks: I talk to myself, I am both sadistic and masochistic, I read too musch to the exten hat it threatens my health, I'm an inzombniac, I've become addicted to coffee as a result so I could stay awake for school, I never think before I speak, and I some times appear as if I'm on drugs (At least I think because I've been told I look stoned when I was utterly and completely sober), and I can be totally shy one second and then completely insane the next moment (Matters who I'm with really) My Quotes: "I blame Flyleaf"- Me to my friend Jessica. (it's an inside joke) "You are not alone! There are 7 billion other people on this Earth! YOU! ARE! NOT! ALONE!!"- Me to Shnice when the stress of being the president of our club almost took over her. "Yeah. At least I'm not talking to little voices in my head."- Me to my classmate Derek when he commented on me talking to myself. He said it was a good comeback. STEREOTYPES I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop judging others, then post this! Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school 18 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN” 5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso. 6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.” 7. Don't use any punctuation 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.” 11. Sing along at the Opera. 12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood. 15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!” 16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!" 17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.” And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... 18. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy. Something random to put in your profile: If you have called any of your friends insane, put this in your profile. 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If you believe labels are for soup cans, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, Malice in Horrorland, Lark4560,blood-stained-rag-doll If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile (I'm doing it now. It's 4:12 am) 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? They say ignorance is bliss; i would rather be blissfully ignorant then know THAT Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge "What is "emo?" Life is a precious gift. Whatever comes your way, whatever crap anyone puts you through, no matter how alone you feel... You Know It's gonna be a bad day when: You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold. You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city. Your twin sister forgets your birthday. You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of your candle. My pledge 1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard. 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Truly stupid things found on other things. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever told anyone that you can walk and read without running into anything, then promptly ran into a tree/ park bench / ice cream stand, copy and paste this into your profile. (I wouldn't have run into it if Bethanie hadn't distracted me with her nagging) If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. Why are the Force and duct tape the same? Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together. People say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong. Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate. Fanfiction...Because it's cheaper then therapy. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Quotes that I like: "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." ~ Anonymous "Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." ~ Anonymous "Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain." (Unknown) "Silence is one great art of conversation." (Unknown) "Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'" ~ Anonymous "Those in power write the history, those who suffer write the songs." (Old Irish Proverb) "A friend will bail you out of jail. A real friend will be in the cell with you saying 'Damn!...that was fun!' " (Unknown) "Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing." (Unknown) "It wasn't attempted murder...I missed." (Unknown) "War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left." (Unknown) "Writing a book is a long, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand." (George Orwell) "The target lost a part of his genitalia area. “And that’s how you take care of your Hispanic stalker,” the man finished, reloading the handgun." (Cross to Allen on Tyki in Any Way You Want It by Novelist Pup) "I can’t have you shooting out your head because you’re a moron. The American government is paying me to love you." (Cross to Allen in Any Way You Want It by Novelist Pup) "When it gets dark enough you can see the stars."- Lee Salk. (he's some psycologist.) "Is this level of naïveté even possible?" Cross to himself in Kids These Days by allPod "They are not just ink, not anymore."- Lavi to himself in The Ink by Tera Raiden "I love Dell! They keep me in business." -Jack, the computer technitian who lives next to and is a friend of my Grandpa. | |||||||
1. Steady Ground reviewsRoy decides that Ed needs some time to think some things over after a certian event occurs. Ed doesn't agree with Roy but is forced to stay since Roy isn't the only one with these thoughts. But, where is Al? No RoyEd.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-13-09 - Edward E.2. Fullmetal Alchemist: The Beginning reviewsWhen Ed and Al start on their path to get their bodies back. One-Shot.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-26-09 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
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