| jaywolfe |
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, CSI, High School Musical, Without a Trace, Chronicles of Narnia, and Twilight. Jay Wolfe is the name The age is somewhere between 1 and 30 The height is taller than a child but shorter than an adult The weight is none of your business I just created an account on LiveJournal. I'm building it up so there's nothing there yet but soon. My username is divinewolf1. Look me up A List of Stereotypes ~For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)~ I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a Wicked Witch I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek I'm an ACTOR /ACTRESS so I MUST be mean I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL so I MUST be boy crazy or a lesbian I PLAY THE VIOLA so I MUST be an idiot ~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. I don't usually post these sorts of things, but when you see something that is so relatable, so entirely you, you need to pass it on and tell the world everything you've wanted to say when someone bullied you, gave you strange looks, or laughed at you. What you wanted to say when you lost a friend because you were too "wierd", or even alienated family members because you are who you are. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, ReganBaxter, Criminally Insane Hermit, JayWolfe This absolutely sums me up. Everytime I correct my sisters because I can't stand anything that doesn't sound or looks right to me, they mock me and then they ignore me. It hurts but I guess when it happens too many times, you got kinda used to it. I don't go to end of the school parties, I didn't go to the prom because I didn't feel like dressing up, I like hang out with guys rather than girls because, no offense, girls gossip way too much. Everywhere I go, I take a book with me. I even took one to a job interview and even though I was already there, I was five minutes late because I was so into the book. I have had a lot of people call me a Smart Ass because of how many awards and recognitions I earned. And believe me when I tell you that some of my evil teachers had started this rumor. Anyway, yes, that pretty sums me up. Oh yeah, I'll kick anyone's ass if they so much as piss me off. I don't like being mad. I found this on Kevo's profile so I decided I wanted it also for myself so now I am posting it up here. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now Girls Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters: 1) Harry Potter 2) Ron Weasley 3) Hermione Granger 4) Draco Malfoy he's hilarious 5) Fred Weasley 6) George Weasley 7) Albus Dumbledore 8) Sirius Black 9) Remus Lupin 10) Severus Snape 11) Luna Lovegood 12) Cedric Diggory1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? 12) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? 13) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? 14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 15) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? 16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? 17) What is Six's super-secret kink? 18) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? 19) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? 20) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhapy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." 21) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? 1994!! Do YOU remember the 90s?? Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World -Full House. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. You remember playing MASH with your friends. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . . YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. | |||||||||
1. Twilight of Dawn » reviewsAfter the war, Harry left for Forks, Washington with Teddy to escape the Wizarding World and his pain. Can Edward help him heal his many wounds? But will he let the vampire in?Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,195 - Reviews: 306 - Updated: 11-4-09 - Published: 4-15-09 - Harry P. & Edward2. Light of the Dark » reviewsCan something so beautiful overcome that of obstacles? Can one really defy family to embrace one who completes you? Can you really choose love over any and all? This is slash, people. No like, no read, simple as that.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,937 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 12-28-08 - Harry P. & Cedric D.3. The End of A JourneyA young man laments on the lessons he learned at Hogwarts.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Published: 5-23-09 - Harry P. - Complete4. KISSING reviewsPeter and Caspian sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.... established relationshipChronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-13-09 - Peter Pevensie & Caspian X - Complete5. Sun, Moon, StarsCaspian laments on the roles the sun, moon, and stars play in his life; how it reflects a certain person in his life.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Published: 1-13-09 - Caspian X & Peter Pevensie - Complete6. Realizations reviewsMr.Pevensie realizes that his children may no longer need him that much. Not as long as they have each other.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-11-09 - Lucy Pevensie & Peter Pevensie - Complete7. Love Revealed reviewsPeter/Caspian-Caspian was shown the wrong of his ways and received blessings from the heart and soul of the kings and queens of oldChronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-9-09 - Caspian X & Peter Pevensie - Complete8. Doing things the Muggle way reviewsCedric tries to fix something the Muggle way with no success..Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-16-08 - Complete9. An Infinite Love reviewsHarry/Cedric-Revelations are made at the remembering of Cedric DiggoryHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-4-08 - Harry P. & Cedric D. - Complete10. Sapphire » reviewsThe team found something new about Danny Taylor. Will it bring him and Martin together or tear them apart before they even begin something?Without a Trace - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-1-08 - Published: 11-28-08 - Danny T. & Martin F.11. Unexpected » reviewsSlash-Ryan/Troy-my first try at this couple...story with Sharpay narrating...be nice,pleaseHigh School Musical - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-27-08 - Troy B. & Ryan E. - Complete12. Hero reviewsDraco/Harry-Draco serenades Harry with a song..and to prove his loveHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-27-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete13. Many surprises reviewsGSR-Grissom finds out a lot about three of his crew members... wrote this a long time ago, just found it nowCSI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-20-08 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete14. Hard Love reviewsSLASH-Love, Friends, War, Peace-all in the name of Harry Potter. And Draco realizes that there is nothing more painful than losing your love. Harry/DracoHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-20-08 - Harry P. & Draco M.